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  1. At long last, mercifully, season 4B shall finally come to an end. It is now time to reveal the champion in the finale of "Total Cartoon Legends!" / Sniz is standing in front of a completely REBUILT Cadbury Castle, with a weary and worn-out General Barracuda, panting and wheezing against the rebuilt castle. Sniz says: "Previously on Total Cartoon Legends, due to some IDIOT who decided to REBUILD my entire studio into what I can only ASSUME was a museum dedicated to BATHROOMS for some odd reason, I quickly needed to come up with a new idea for a finale, stat! Luckily, Fondue came along, and suggested that I do the Final Two challenges on location, in jolly old England! But General Barracuda BACK here, just couldn't STAND the thought of Spongebob Squarepants STILL being in the competition! Deciding that he was NOT going to take any chances, General Barracuda decided to take matters into his OWN fins! He magically disguised himself as Tigress, and pick a FIGHT with Spongebob! The winner would get to determine the final contestants fighting in this season. During the course of events, General Barracuda got SO mad, he LITERALLY punched the Cadbury Castle into dust, and absolutely FUMED with fury when Spongebob managed to pull out Excalibur! That's 'TEMPTING FATE' General Barracuda, and SPOILER ALERT, you will ALWAYS lose no matter who it IS you're doing it to! In the end, General Barracuda couldn't seal the deal as his magical disguise wore off, and was disqualified. But instead of eliminating either Marlene or Yakkity, Spongebob somehow managed to LEGALLY...at least in THIS season, find a way to NOT eliminate anybody! So, not wanting to get into any OTHER ordeals, I decided to make this season finale a Final Three after all! As for General Barracuda? I decided to GRACEFULLY not press any charges against him, as LONG as he agreed to COMPLETELY rebuild the Cadbury Castle that he wrecked!" General Barracuda pants, and wheezes: "Every single BRICK, NO magic assitance, all by MYSELF!!!!" Sniz says: "I guess that proves that you really CAN'T solve all your problems by just punching them! Anyways, it's time to FINALLY have the FINALE of 'Total Cartoon Legends'!" And Olmec says: "It will be the legend, to top ALL LEGENDS!" / Instead of the usual show open, a montage showing all of Spongebob's, Marlene's, and Yakkity's greatest moments (as they out-last all of the other contestants) throughout Season 4B plays, as a familiar rocking song by Lenny Kravitz, "Are You Gonna Go My Way?"; plays in the background! Lenny Kravitz sings: (Instrumental Open) "I was born long ago. I am the chosen, I'm the one. I have come to save the day, and I won't leave until I'm done. So that's why you've got to try! You got to breath and have some fun! Though I'm not paid, I play this game. And I won't stop until I'm done! But what I really want to know is, are you gonna go my way?! And I got to, got to know! I don't know why we always cry. This we must leave and get undone. We must engage and rearrange, and turn this planet back to one. So tell me why we got to die, and kill each other one by one?! We've got to hug and rub-a-dub, we've got to dance and be in love! But what I really want to know is, are you gonna go my way?! And I got to got to know! (Instrumental Break) But what I really want to know is, are you gonna go my way?! 'Cause baby I got to know, yeah!" / And the musical sequence ends! / "The Legend Of The Holy Grail" / When the episode opens up properly, the Final Three contestants are dressed up in their traditional "Legends Of The Hidden Temple" contestant outfits, surrounded by the English Countryside, at the site of the Cadbury Castle in the English County of Somerset. Sniz announces: "Welcome back to the Finale that belongs to 'Total Cartoon Legends!' Now, in my OWN mind, there were several WAYS that I thought this season would end, EACH involving Marlene somehow getting to the season finale. But I must admit, I never ACTUALLY thought that Yakkity AND Spongebob would actually GET to it!" General Barracuda FINALLY regains his energy, and he yells: "See?! SEE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNIZ AGREES WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The camera pans out, to show that the Final Three contestants are being surrounded by an audience of the FORMER contestants, minus Aang, Dora, Rube, and the Final Three's chosen helpers, and they all simultaneously shout: "SHUT UP, GENERAL BARRACUDA!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "SERIOUSLY; you're like a BROKEN record! Spongebob is HERE, you LOST; get OVER it!!!!" General Barracuda screams: "You know what?! NO!!!! NO, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and NO!!!! I cannot, and WILL not tolerate that LOSER being in the Final Three! My reputation FORBIDS me from living in ANY universe where that WEAK...WEAKLING can be in ANY competition...let alone THIS one, where he can actually POSE as a VIABLE candidate, let alone one that STANDS to win the Final Three! Luckily for me, I won't have to; since MY contract has LEGALLY allowed me to FORCE every single former contestant, except for Aang, Dora and Future Rube, to come BACK here! Which means that like I was SAYING before I was so RUDELY interrupted; and here she IS!!!!" Tigress, is revealed to BE present, but she currently has EARMUFFS over her ears, a BLINDER over her eyes, and is completely RESTRAINED by the STRONGEST magical restraints EVER created! Tigress moves her head around, and she says: "Uh, Po; I have NO idea what's going on, but I just had a WEIRD feeling that General Barracuda WANTS me to do something bad, just to prove some STUPID point to Spongebob..." and saying as one word, she adds: "...whomayorwhomaynotbeherebuteitherwayit'stotallyfinebecauseIdon'tcareandIwantyouhappy!" Po says: "Tigress has SPOKEN, General Barracuda! You're just LUCKY that she's no longer pregnant and COULD come here on such short notice, and that Master Crane was WILLING to babysit our children! But either way, she's NOT going to fight your STUPID fight for you! Just let your anger go, General Barracuda! Everything that has happened between you and Spongebob in the past, it's time to put all that past behind you!" General Barracuda angrily says: "I'll NEVER let it go!!!! This is for ALL the villains who have EVER been defeated by the STUPID forces of GOOD!!!! I'll show YOU the TRUE power of money!!!! I'm turning THIS into a FREE FOR ALL!!!! WHOEVER can BEAT THAT PATHETIC SPONGEBOB UNTIL HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN A PATHETIC BLOB OF PRIMAL JUICE, I WILL GIVE the CHAMPIONSHIP and GRAND PRIZE!!!!" Than everyone STARES at Tigress, as she SOMEHOW hears the statement, and beyond ALL expectations, she actually manages to break FREE from her restraints, and her earmuffs and blinder pop OFF of her! Blonda sputters, and she says: "THAT...was the STRONGEST magic I ever USED!!!! NOBODY could break through that magic!" Johnny Krill says: "Uh, I'm gonna go with your OWN standby; 'She's SO super-powerful, she's invulnerable to magic'!" General Barracuda is positively giddy, and says: "Of COURSE she is!!!! I KNEW having Anti-Cosmo WASTE all his magic trying to CORRUPT you would make you INVULNERABLE to all magic! Now it's time to claim your PRIZE, TIGRESS!!!! Make the FOOL SUFFER!!!!" But Tigress angrily says: "NO!!!! You had Anti-Cosmo try to USE me; Master Coelaceanth tried to use me, even I tried to use me, but I will not be USED by ANYONE any LONGER!!!! YOU used to tell me that the only thing WORTHWHILE in this world was WINNING at any cost!!!! But there is absolutely NOTHING that's going to make it worthwhile for me to BETRAY Po's trust in me, and make me ABANDON what I know is right! As far as I can see it, the only FOOL around here, is YOU!!!!" General Barracuda seethes with LITERAL red face anger, and he says: "How DARE you talk to me THAT WAY?!!! Have you FORGOTTEN every single MOVE I ever TAUGHT YOU?!!! HAVE you forgotten EVERY SINGLE physical event I ever had you COMPETE in?! Have you FORGOTTEN how I first took you in when NOBODY ELSE would?!" Po asks: "What is he TALKING about, Tigress? The only reason YOU'VE done anything is to impress your dad!" Tigress sighs, and says: "I suspected this after YOU became the Dragon Warrior and beat Tai Lung, but...I never HAD the heart to open THIS until now." And Tigress hands Po an already opened letter, and Po reads out the letter and reads: "'To Whom It May Concern, we regret to inform you that your birth father, Randy Macho Tiger Savage has passed away. He was apparently so HURT that YOU didn't become the Dragon Warrior, that he died of a broken heart.' Tigress...I, didn't know." Tigress says: "My real parents didn't have the MEANS to take care of me! That's why they initially gave me to General Barracuda. General Barracuda made me believe that if I just worked hard enough, and wanted it BADLY enough, that one day, my REAL dad would come back for me, and I'd GET the happy life that I always wanted! But ALL that training, all that preparation, all the INSULTS, was it ALL for NOTHING?!!! I always thought if I NEVER opened that letter, that SOMEHOW it wouldn't be true! But...my father is DEAD; and EVERYTHING is WORSE now!" General Barracuda mockingly says: "Ah, boo-hoo-hoo! That cry, cry, cry, weeping sound is DISGUSTING! But that's what you ALWAYS did whenever I YELLED at you for not being GOOD enough! It's no WONDER you DIDN'T become the Dragon Warrior! Why did I ever THINK you had the chance to be the Dragon Warrior?! I thought that I was actually CAPABLE of making you AMOUNT to something! I THOUGHT YOU ACTUALLY HAD A FEW BRAINS!!!! 'GREAT FUTURE', Tigress! A MOTHER to some FOUR future panda/tiger hybrids! Nothing more than a SHELL of what a GREAT martial artist SHOULD be! 'CONGRATULATIONS', Tigress!" Po angrily says: "How DARE you talk to MY wife like that?! You have no RIGHT to do that! And how DARE you treat her as BADLY as you have! YOU'RE the reason Tigress got SO messed up and SO fixated on winning?! And you have the NERVE to insult her NOW, AFTER ALL the GREAT PROGRESS she's made over the YEARS?! While YOU; you've spent all your time FIXATED trying to beat someone YOU perceive as WEAK and USELESS, all because your FRAGILE little ego can't STAND the thought of someone LIKE him might ACTUALLY prove to be good or COMPETENT at something that YOU'RE not!" General Barracuda angrily says: "Like any of YOU are any better?! You're not better than me! You're all FLAWED like me! We're ALL DAMAGED!!!! That's what we are! And there's only ONE way to not be DAMAGED, and that's if you actually WIN!!!!" Squidward says: "You know, I thought that way MYSELF for a long time! I thought that if I just shut myself off from ANYONE who thought differently than me, or didn't behave like me, that one day; things would HAVE to go MY way because of MY genius and talent! But I've ALREADY tried doing that for some 42 LONG years; it DOESN'T work!" Kowalski says: "Skipper might have some crazy impulses, but HE has never turned his back on loving Marlene!" Private says: "Marlene has helped him become a better penguin, and his plans are better NOW than they were BEFORE he married her!" Kaput says: "I thought being a saboteur would be the best way to help me get through life, until I discovered that the only one I was TRULY sabotaging was myself!" Johnny Krill says: "I TRIED going evil once, since that's what Tigress' behavior towards ME indicated as to that's what I should do, but now I KNOW she only did that because that's what YOU conditioned her to do to others!" Haggis says: "I've been in THIS industry long enough to know that anger does NOTHING in helping you actually SOLVE your problems!" Monster says: "I've found out that only by being TRUE to yourself, and being NICE to others; helps you get what YOU want most out of life!" Snaptrap says: "Even your SON, Bubble Bass; was willing to help me even when I THOUGHT that I couldn't be helped! Now, I finally realize that living with irrational anger and hatred, is no way to go through life! It JUST makes you miserable!" Darwin says: "Even if you actually MANAGED to get your revenge, than what? What would you do than? Do you honestly think that GETTING your revenge would FILL the bottomless void in your heart that you, YOURSELF created? I highly DOUBT that!" Heffer says: "That would be like ME trying to fill the void in my life by EATING! The difference is, I've had TIME to realize MY mistakes, admit them, and do something to fix them! I don't WANT to be a leech to my adopted wolf parents all my life! I...want to be a Camp Master instead!" Bulma weirdly asks: "Camp Master? That's a NEW one!" Judy Funny says: "It's fine if you want to ACT like you HAVE a good reason for being angry! But being angry just because you THINK you can, is no way to go through life, General Barracuda!" Sway-Sway says: "I can speak from PERSONAL experience! I got angry, all because I was jealous that Buhdeuce learned how to fly! I should've been happy that he learned how to achieve something great on his own, as his BEST friend!" Invader Zim says: "Trying to do something just because you THINK someone else wants you to, is NOT going to make you happy, General Barracuda! Doing something because it's the RIGHT thing to do, is!" Gonard says: "Only by loving someone else in a kind, genuine, appropriate way is EVER going to make YOU feel happy about yourself, General Barracuda!" Blonda says: "I used to think that the only things that matter in this world, were my own beauty, talents, and ego. But now I know that the TRUE way to live a happy life, is to share it with someone who loves you DESPITE your flaws, because they KNOW that you're willing to improve yourself in SPITE of the flaws that you have!" Squidward says: "I've learned that if you go around, irrationally hating someone else just BECAUSE you can; you will ultimately do it alone, and I mean ALONE!!!!" Tigress says: "I almost made the WORST mistake of my LIFE by trying to think like you, by trying to impress you! I now know that I should NEVER try to impress someone who was NEVER going to be impressed, no matter HOW successful I was!" Otto Rocket says: "I might enjoy winning, but even I've learned that winning means NOTHING if you don't HAVE any actual friends that you can hang out with!" Dog says: "Even if you don't ALWAYS succeed in winning, as long as you DO your best and BE your best around others; than your life will STILL be worthwhile!" Zarbon says: "Beauty may easily leave you, but regrets are much harder to do so. Don't be filled with hate and regret; it will NEVER give you what you are seeking!" Super Chum says: "Only by doing things that HELP other people, and doing your best to make the world a better place, will you EVER feel happy with who you ARE, General Barracuda!" Kitty says: "You can't automatically think the WORST of others! If you ALWAYS do that, you'll wind up with NO friends, and no one who WILL trust you! You can't spend YOUR life always thinking like that!" Jenny says: "You can be as smart as you WANT to be, you can even be as TOUGH as you want to be! But those qualities are practically MEANINGLESS without humility and acceptance! I wasn't programmed with those things, but even I have learned just how important those qualities ARE!" Treeflower says: "The biggest reason I lost was BECAUSE I was so fixated on making someone else LOSE just to stroke MY own ego, I completely missed out on the ability to actually have FUN this season! If I COULD do it all over again, I would NEVER have put MY ego over the ability to have had friends and lasting relationships!" Gerald says: "You can live life, always being paranoid about everything. But if you do, you're going to miss out on ALL that life has to offer you!" Fee says: "I thought I could get by through life without HAVING to learn anything important! But now I know that if you don't learn the truth, however HARD it might be to accept; about everything that you can, you're only hurting yourself in the long run!" Harvey says: "And if on the off chance you DO get angry at someone, you should APOLOGIZE when you realize that they might have honestly NOT known any better! Because people don't always know when they've done something wrong! You have to be KIND and forgiving if you WANT them to learn from their mistakes!" Daggett says: "I made many of MY mistakes because I was so stubborn on NOT listening! But I've learned than when you're NOT listening; you'll just wind up making the SAME meaningless mistakes over and over again!" Pearl says: "If you HELP other people out, you'll end up helping YOURSELF out; because you're not just making someone else's life better, you're making your OWN life better by being altruistic!" Bulma says: "I've spent most of MY life walking around, thinking I was SMARTER than everyone else; but now that I'm (mutters her age under her breath), I now know that it is NOT a good idea to do that! Because if you ACT like you're smarter than everyone else, even IF you actually are, you're just setting yourself up to be BLINDSIDED when people turn out to BE smarter than you THINK they are!" Keswick says: "It's not always easy, but you CAN overcome your own flaws! Maybe it MIGHT be hard work, but the pay-off is ALWAYS worth it in the end!" Taotie says: "In the end, anger will end up making your OWN life more miserable than anybody elses! I don't want to see anyone making the same senseless mistake I made by being senselessly angry!" Stimpy says: "Even if you CAN'T forget and SHOULDN'T, you should ALWAYS be willing to forgive!" Sandy says: "I learned that you CAN'T underestimate the abilities of other people! Even if they can't and don't WANT to do the same things you do, they have other ways of being great all on their OWN!" Larry says: "It's FINE to have a strong body, but you should also have a kind mind and a good heart, if you want others to like you in a good way!" Wally says: "Even if the people you love can't always BE around with you; love is important to have because it's the greatest meaning in life to love someone else who loves you back in a good, healthy way." Chameleon says: "I can change into anybody, but I wouldn't WANT to change into something I'm not; and I would never WANT to change into an irrationally angry being ever again!" Bubble Bass says: "I've been in some episodes of 'Spongebob Squarepants' where I've done things that I'm not proud of; but I've NEVER acted out of sheer malevolence, and did things just for the sake of doing them. Often, I did it as an opportunity for Spongebob to grow and develop as a character." Po says: "I may have become the Dragon Warrior, but even I don't always need to WIN! If someone has a need more noble than yours, you should always tray and help them out in their goals!" Dudley says: "Even if you MAKE a mistake, it's not a waste of time if you can LEARN from it, and become better DOING the things you LIKE to do!" Buhdeuce says: "Only by experiencing something, can you learn how to do something, and eventually become good at doing it!" Yakkity says: "When all is said and done, I do things because I LOVE; my mom and grandma among many others, and I know that they will love me back as long as I try my best!" Spongebob says: "We're all on the same page on this subject, General Barracuda. We ALL want to have this world be a better place than when we found it!" Marlene says: "And we PLAN on doing it, either WITH or WITHOUT you!" Bubble Bass says: "And if the future version of my son were here, I'm SURE he'd feel the same way! So do you WANT to be part of the positive change, or not?!" General Barracuda ruminates, as if honestly THINKING about the whole situation, and he says: "That is utterly...SICKENING!!!! You ALL sound like pages from some kind of stupid self-help book! If I WANTED to read a Self-Help book, I'd read a piece of complete and UTTER fiction like THE--!" Sniz says: "Be careful with your NEXT word! Just because YOU think it's fiction, that doesn't mean other people will think so! People have DIED fighting for what they believed in, EVEN if that belief was actually wrong!" General Barracuda angrily says: "BARNACLES!!!! Now I forgot what I was GOING to say next! But it's ALL irrelevant! Spongebob would NEVER be able to fight his way through the Olmec altered Castle of Cadbury in order to FIND the Holy Grail, especially when he has to get past ME, and The Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh! And PLEASE don't MAKE the subtitle people have to subtitle THAT one again, they had a hard enough job subtitling all of YOUR dialogue!" Marlene says: "Luckily for me, Skipper actually THOUGHT ahead for once, and prepared me with a little device for just SUCH an occasion!" Marlene pulls out a very familiar object, hands it to Spongebob, than she gives a piece of paper to Yakkity, and Marlene says: "Read it, and WEEP; General Barracuda!" And Yakkity reads aloud: "'And thus Skipper spake'--whatever 'Spake' means--'saying; First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Than shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, except that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, than lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch'--Antioch, California MAKES Holy Hand Grenades?!!!--'towards thy foe, who, being naughty in MY sight, shall snuff it'." Marlene says: "You heard it, Spongebob! Pull out the pin, and count to three!" Spongebob pulls out the pin, and says: "One, two, FIVE!" Yakkity says: "NO; than THREE!!!!" Spongebob says: "THREE!!!!" And Spongebob THROWS the Holy Hand Grenade, and not ONLY does he blow up The Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!, it causes the GUEST animators who were ANIMATING them, who ALL happened to be unapologetic JERKWADS who worked for "Teen Titans Go!", to suddenly (but not at all unexpectedly), suddenly and IRREVERSIBLY die from heart attacks! Marlene turns to Spongebob and says: "Spongebob, WHY did you say, 'Five'?!" Spongebob says: "Well, it's very hard to NOT think something when someone tells you NOT to think it; that's like ASKING to HAVE someone think of it!" Bubble Bass says: "That's...actually a pretty logical reason why he THOUGHT that!" General Barracuda says: "Be that as it may, Holy Hand Grenades are VERY rare and expensive; and you won't be ABLE to get the Holy Grail--." Buhdeuce asks: "The Holy Grail?!" General Barracuda sputters, and he says: "Haven't I MENTIONED that's what THIS Legend is ALL about?!" Sniz honestly says: "Uh, no. Everyone was kind of BUSY trying to HELP you, and you rebuked them NEEDLESSLY!" General Barracuda says: "Well, this IS The Legend of The Holy Grail! Thought that I should SAY what the Legend was at least ONCE! And you won't be able to FIND The Holy Grail, or get past ME, unless you answer my questions THREE!" Bubble Bass rolls his eyes, as though he CAN'T actually BELIEVE that General Barracuda actually THINKS he will succeed, but decides to roll with it anyways! Bubble Bass sighs, and says: "Very well, than. Give it your best shot!" General Barracuda says: "Immediate family, first! What is your name?" Bubble Bass says: "Horratio Barracuda the Second, AKA Bubble Bass." General Barracuda asks: "What is your quest?" Bubble Bass says: "To seek the Holy Grail." General Barracuda asks: "What is your favorite color?" Bubble Bass says: "Green!" General Barracuda says: "Than you may pass!" And Bubble Bass goes into Cadbury Castle. General Barracuda turns to Sandy, and asks: "What is your name?" Sandy says: "Sandy Cheeks Squarepants!" General Barracuda asks: "What is your quest?" Sandy says: "To seek the Holy Grail." General Barracuda asks: "WHY did Warner Bros. waste TEN years of EVERYONE'S time INCLUDING their own trying to promote 'Teen Titans Go!'?!" Sandy honestly says: "I don't KNOW--(SPROING!!!!)--THAT!!!!" And Sandy Cheeks is flung far away!!!! General Barracuda turns to Bulma, and he asks: "What is your name?" Bulma says: "Legally, Bulma Briefs!" General Barracuda asks: "What is your quest?" Bulma says: "To seek the Holy Grail." General Barracuda asks: "What is your favorite color?" And without even THINKING, Bulma just says: "Green! No! (SPROING!!!!) BLUE!!!!" And Bulma is flung far away!!!! General Barracuda honestly says: "Wow, I thought SHE would have really GOTTEN that one!" Than General Barracuda turns to Marlene, Spongebob, and Yakkity, and General Barracuda asks: "What are your names?" Marlene says: "Marlene!" Spongebob says: "Spongebob Squarepants!" Yakkity says: "Yakkity Yak!" General Barracuda asks: "What is your quest?" And Spongebob, Marlene, and Yakkity all simultaneously answer: "To seek the Holy Grail!" Than General Barracuda gets a DEVIOUS grin like Chuck Jones' version of "The Grinch," and he maliciously asks: "What is the weight of the average swallow?!" And Spongebob immediately asks: "Is that an African Swallow, or a European Swallow?!" And General Barracuda is STUMPED as he's NOT sure which one Spongebob WOULDN'T know, so he says: "Well, I don't--(SPROING!!!!)--KNOW!!!!" And General Barracuda is flung far away! Blonda chuckles, and she says: "I took a little magical precaution, and rigged it so that even General Barracuda would be flung away if he couldn't answer correctly!" Bubble Bass comes back, and he gives Blonda a BIG hug, and he says: "Blonda, I am SO glad I married you! Don't EVER lose that spunk!" Blonda shrugs, and she says: "Eh, it's a fair cop." Spongebob says: "So General Barracuda is gone for good?" Sniz says: "As far as THIS season is concerned he is! But, Johnny Krill has expressed NO interest in taking HIS place for next season, so we'll just get General Barracuda some Anger Management and set up some kind of SHOCK system on him if he EVER pulls any stunts like that in any FUTURE seasons of this show!" Marlene says: "Well, that's good to know!" Sniz says: "Well, we've exhausted ALL the time we COULD'VE spent crossing a moat OR going down the Steps of Knowledge, so we'll just skip STRAIGHT to the Temple Challenge, which is also the Final Challenge! Who can FIGHT their way and claim the Holy Grail?!" Tigress says: "Well, I obviously COULD have GIVEN it a shot...not for General Barracuda's sake, but because I felt like it!" Zarbon says: "Well, no SANE person is going to argue the capabilities of YOUR strength; not after what YOU displayed this season, anyways!" Sniz says: "Well, unfortunately; we've had to spend an unexpected LOT of money for this season, even by OUR standards; so I'm afraid the only FINAL challenge we could afford was getting past a bunch of Sea Bunnies, like the ones Spongebob is familiar with." Yakkity is ABOUT to say something, but Marlene QUICKLY moves her hand in front of his mouth, and she says: "WAIT for the CATCH to come!" Sniz says: "Who's homes have all been infested by NEMATOADS! So, needless to say; they are all LITERALLY, Hopping Mad!" And true enough, all the Sea Bunnies stop hopping around all agitated and crazy! Fee screams: "AHHH!!!! I always KNEW my FATE would be determined by a crazy, killer rabbit; just like that CRAZY Gypsy said! I always THOUGHT she meant DADE, though!" And everyone LOOKS at Blonda, as if expecting HER to do something! Blonda says: "Don't look at ME; I exhausted all of MY magic for today, poofing up Tigress' restraints AND rigging General Barracuda to be launched away!" Kitty Katswell says: "Oh, I'd accept help from ANYTHING right now!" And an unexpected, squeaky voice suddenly says: "Did somebody say ANYTHING?!!!" And a familiar, jaunty tune comes by in a black and white steamboat, as coconuts are LAUNCHED at the Sea Bunnies, and "Steamboat Willy" Mickey Mouse is whistling his familiar tune! Bubble Bass turns to Blonda, and he says: "I thought you said you DIDN'T have anymore magic for today!" Blonda says: "That's an even HIGHER power! Copyright protection expiration! Thank you, Sonny Bono!" And all of the Sea Bunnies are conked out with coconuts! Spongebob says: "Thanks for the help, 'Steamboat Willy' Mickey Mouse!" "Steamboat Willy" Mickey Mouse says: "No problem, everybody gets ONE; and thank you for using me in a RESPECTFUL matter unlike SOME people!" And "Steamboat Willy" Mickey Mouse sails away! Yakkity turns to Spongebob, and he says: "Well, I guess it's finally time to determine..." Than he looks around, and he asks: "Hey! Where did MARLENE go?!!!" And from inside the Castle , Marlene shouts: "I've got it! I've got the Holy Grail! I've actually GOT the Holy Grail!" Bubble Bass says: "Run for the entrance, Marlene! Run straight for it, and don't stop til you get here!" And to the musical tune of "I've Got A Golden Ticket", Marlene successfully runs to the castle, holding the Holy Grail in her hands, and she says: "I've got it! The Final Legend of this season, the Holy Grail is MINE!!!!" Wally sputters, and he says: "WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's NOT the way that either the second 'Monty Python' film OR the third 'Indiana Jones' film ended!" Marlene says: "So? You want to tell a story your OWN way, go make your OWN series! And SPOILER ALERT, it's a LOT harder than it looks!" Yakkity shrugs and says: "Eh, I'll settle for third place! You've had a LOT more character development THIS season than I have, Spongebob! You deserve Second Place more than I do!" Spongebob blushes and he says: "Thank you! But truth be told, I couldn't have had most of my character development without all the other contestants on this season; EVEN Aang, Dora, and Future Rube, wherever they are!" Johnny Krill asks: "So, what happens now; Sniz?" Sniz says: "Well, we've exhausted all the Legends that WE wanted to do for this season! Luckily for us, I've already got the NEXT season already lined up! We're going to NEVADA, to a city called Paradise; where anything and EVERYTHING under the sun might and possibly WILL happen, and eliminations may all be determined by LUCK, not just skill! We haven't figured out who will compete in it yet, but it will be interesting!" Marlene asks: "As interesting as ME actually WINNING this half of season 4?" Sniz honestly says: "Well, it will be interesting in its OWN way! Well, this season might not have COMPLETELY gone the way I thought it would; but it sure WAS an intersting ride! Good-bye for now, and Fondue, General Barracuda, and I will see you NEXT season on 'Total Cartoon Paradise City'!" Olmec says: "And thank you for ALL the Legends!" / Stinger: General Barracuda has found a floating Mine Cart in the ocean, the SAME Mine Cart used by Aang and Snaptrap earlier this season, and he's floating on the ocean; thinking about all the time he wasted on irrationally hanging Spongebob, and whether it was worth the time he spent instead of trying to get to know his son or his grandson better, all while The Eagles' hit song, "Wasted Time" plays in the background. Don Henley sings: "Well, baby, there you stand; with your little head down in your hand. Oh, my God, you can't believe it's happening again. Your baby's gone, and you're all alone and it looks like the end. And you're back out on the street. And you're tryin' to remember. How do you start it over? You don't know if you can. You don't care much for a stranger's touch, but you can't hold your man. You never thought you'd be alone this far down the line. And I know what's been on your mind; you're afraid it's all been wasted time. The autumn leaves have got you thinking about the first time that you fell. You didn't love the boy too much, no, no; you just loved the boy too well; well, well. So you live from day to day, and you dream about tomorrow. And the hours go by like minutes, and the shadows come to stay. So you take a little something to make them go away. I could have done so many things, baby. If I could only stop my mind. From wonderin' what I left behind. And from worrying 'bout this wasted time! (Musical Break) Another love has come and gone, and the years keep rushing on. I remember what you told me before you went out on your own, 'Sometimes to keep it together, we got to leave it alone.' So you can get on with your search, baby; and I can get on with mine. And maybe someday we will find, that it wasn't really wasted time!" (Musical Finish) / Episode Notes: Season Finale of "Total Cartoon Legends", Marlene wins first place, with Yakkity settling for third, and letting Spongebob have second place. "Steamboat Willy" Mickey Mouse makes a cameo appearance in this episode, due to his copyright protection FINALLY expiring! Featured songs in this episode are Lenny Kravitz's "Are You Gonna Go My Way", and The Eagles "Wasted Time". The episode makes several references to "Monty Python And The Holy Grail". / Eliminated Contestants: 46. Kowalski. 45. Private. 44. Kaput. 43. Johnny Krill. 42. Haggis McHaggis. 41. Monster Krumholtz. 40. Aang. 39. Verminious J. Snaptrap. 38. Darwin. 37. Heffer Wolfe. 36. Judy Funny. 35. Sway-Sway. 34. Invader Zim. 33. Gonard. 32. Blonda. 31. Squidward Tentacles. 30. Dora the Explorer. 29. Tigress. 28. Otto Rocket. 27. Dog. 26. Zarbon. 25. Super Chum. 24. Kitty Katswell. 23. Jenny Wakeman. 22. Treeflower Fields. 21. Gerald. 20. Fee. 19. Harvey Beaks. 18. Daggett Beaver. 17. Pearl Krabs Barracuda. 16. Bulma Briefs. 15. Keswick. 14. Taotie. 13. Stimpy J. Cat. 12. Sandy Cheeks. 11. Larry The Lobster. 10. Wally. 9. Future Adult Rube Goldfish. 8. Chameleon. 7. Bubble Bass. 6. Po. 5. Dudley Puppy. 4. Buhdeuce. 3. Yakkity Yak. 2. Spongebob Squarepants. 1. WINNER: Marlene Otter! / Personal Notes: Honestly, I should have known right from the start that I was "Tempting Fate" LAST season, by making the Alternate Ending of Season 4A where Private wins, than DECLARING that there would never BE another season where a contestant from "The Penguins Of Madagascar" would ever WIN another season of the "Total Cartoon" series. But in MY defense, I had 45 OTHER contestants vying to be the winner this season, and I HONESTLY thought that I'd be able to find ANOTHER female contestant who would prove to be a compelling winner! Eventually though, I decided to let Marlene have the win; mostly because unlike Yakkity and Spongebob, she didn't GO through as much Character Development as they did this season; and the only way to really JUSTIFY her being in this season, was so she eventually GOT the win, and all on her own terms! That's why I decided to end this season the way I did! I'm not sure when I'll start the next season, but this will be the place WHERE I will start it! Enough said, true believers!
  2. For the Nintendo 3DS, I got "The Legend Of Zelda: Tri-Force Heroes" which I have never played before; I got a $20 Nintendo Switch Card, which I used to FINALLY download "Undertale" onto my Nintendo Switch; I got a bunch of CD's including Jefferson Starship's 1979 "Freedom At Point Zero", Jefferson Starship's 1982 "Winds Of Change", Judas Priest's 1982 "Screaming For Vengeance" (including two bonus tracks), Weird Al Yankovic's 2011 "Alpocalypse" (with a bonus DVD), Ringo Starr's 2023 EP "Rewind Forward", Rolling Stones' 2023 "Hackney Diamonds", and Dolly Parton's 2023 "Rock Star"; I got some chocolate treats (that I've already eaten); two winning lotto scratch tickets that both gave me $4 (which I've already spent); two movie tickets to my local movie theater (which I've already used one to see "Wonka", this time with my girlfriend); a Crossword Puzzle book; and on its way, "Super Mario Bros. Wonder" for the Nintendo Switch. So all in all, I'd say I did pretty well for myself this year!
  3. ...this just MIGHT make for the LAZIEST sledder I have EVER seen!
  4. I'll build a Snow Mr. Krabs.
  5. I chose other because I like to get both video games and music, and I couldn't just pick both.
  6. Concept: Songs That I'm PRETTY sure I've never contributed to a mix-tape before, but still really enjoy all the same! / 1. The Beatles "Something" 2. James Taylor "Fire And Rain" 3. Cat Stevens "Wild World" 4. The Jackson Five "Never Can Say Goodbye" 5. Heart "Straight On" 6. Lynryd Skynyrd "Free Bird"
  7. I haven't built a Snow Bubble Bass yet, so I'll build that.
  8. Behold, what is most likely the single MOST skilled dog sledder in the world!
  9. Another week, another...NICKEL!!!! I ALWAYS wanted to say that!...ANYWAYS, on Friday, I saw the prequel movie "Wonka", and I think I can safely say...Warner Bros. is FINALLY getting the message and idea on how to NOT suck so much! The movie was GOOD, it was REALLY good! Not only that, I felt that it was good AS "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory"! (Now if only we could make it so the "Tom And Jerry" version of it DOESN'T exist...that would be great!) There was some nice-call forwards to that movie (I won't tell you WHAT they are, you'll have to see it for yourself!) And with the exception of two songs (and even THOSE two songs used mostly NEW lyrics), every single song in this movie is a brand new song! Everyone did a good acting job in this movie, and I REALLY hope this movie wins an Oscar or two, if ONLY to make up for the fact that "Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory" didn't win any! Enough said, true believers!
  10. I'll try building a Snow Sandy this time.
  11. ...this is why swimming pools are meant for SWIMMING and NOT sledding!
  12. ...uh...very interesting reindeer games!
  13. I'll build a snow star...Patrick, that is!
  14. Patrick: "Firmly grasp the sled in your hands..." Patrick: "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!"
  15. ...I sure hope that dinosaur is WARM blooded!
  16. I'll build Spongebob for starters.
  17. In movie theaters, "Priscilla" (surprised they didn't use MORE Elvis songs, but it WAS her movie; so more power to her), and "Napoleon". My only complaints about that movie is that they didn't cover the Battle of Trafalgar, or how Napoleon's brother; in his attempt to seize Portugal in 1807 cost France thousands of casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire. Other than that, pretty solid movie. Enough said, true believers!
  18. 9/10. In "The Salty Sponge", there was going to be a scene where Flats The Flounder barged into The Salty Spittoon, wanting to officially become one of the toughest creatures in the sea, only to BOLT for it as soon as he saw Spongebob working there. It was cut due to executives fearing that NOBODY would remember the episode Flats ORIGINALLY appeared in!
  19. Let's see...on the Nintendo Switch, I've beaten a bunch of "Sonic The Hedgehog" games that I've never had the chance to beat before. "Sonic The Hedgehog 2 (Game Gear version), Sonic CD, Sonic Chaos (Game Gear version...which I ONLY say because it was APPARENTLY released on the Sega Master System in Europe and Brazil), Sonic Spinball (Game Gear version...same reason as above), and "Sonic The Hedgehog Triple Trouble" all via "Sonic Origins Plus". Right now, I'm currently playing, enjoying, and beating the Nintendo Switch re-make/remaster of "Super Mario RPG"! Enough said, true believers!
  20. Santa, he actually GIVES you Christmas presents if you've been good all year! The Grinch just TAKES them REGARDLESS if you've been bad or good, and the less said about Krampus, the better. Enough said!
  21. This episode is significant in TWO ways. First off, this marks the FIRST episode segment of THIS show to NOT feature Spongebob in ANY way, shape or form whatsoever! Second, it's the FIRST time we see a SIGNIFICANT interaction between Bubble Bass and Squidward! Initially just FORCED to tolerate each other's company on a train ride (with Squidward going to the clarinet convention and Bubble Bass going to a comic book convention), there is no shortage of ARGUMENTS between them, as Bubble Bass CONSTANTLY thinks with his stomach (much to Squidward's annoyance and detriment), accidentally causes them to lose a baby (it's revealed to be fine) and their tickets, forcing them to walk until they get to Old Man Jenkins' farm! Thankfully, he allows them to ride with him on a plane! Not so wisely, he packs SNACKS on the plane, and when Bubble Bass goes to get some, the rear half of the plane detaches! When it lands, Squidward (not wanting to deal with trying to retrieve a coin that landed in Bubble Bass' belly button) decides by using the rear half of the plane as a makeshift rickshaw, manages to get the both of them to their hotel! However, the rooms they booked were given away since they were supposed to check in YESTERDAY! Thankfully, there IS another room available, but they both have to share it! Squidward does NOT want to share a bed with Bubble Bass when he EATS in bed, and is DISGUSTED by how Bubble Bass SOMEHOW managed to leave an entire RUG of his own BODY hair on the floor! Thankfully, they manage to get through the night, and are on their way to their conventions, with both of them commenting on the ridiculousness of the costumes that some comic book cos-players and clarinet players wear! Not only are the two conventions right NEXT to each other, Old Man Jenkins ACCIDENTALLY causes his plane to CRASH into the Comic Book convention, causing it to EXPLODE (but at least, the citizens inside survive), one of the statues that Old Man Jenkins' plane hit, CRASHES into the clarinet convention, causing it to float UP to the surface! On top of that, they don't have RETURN tickets to Bikini Bottom, forcing them to use a handcart rail-cart to get back to Bikini Bottom, with a mother AND her baby furiously seeking them! Even though they LOATHE each other, they HATE getting hurt by someone else a WHOLE lot more! I hope we get to see more episodes like this in the future! I give this episode a 9.9 out of 10. Enough said, true believers!
  22. Interesting concept, but I feel that the whole concept of characters conforming has already been done BETTER, in the episode regarding the Jellien invasion! Also, why did SQUIDWARD have to become an anchovy at the end?! HE was the one who actually went out of his WAY to help Spongebob et al become their normal selves again! At least they had the good sense to feature Dan Doppler again. I'd give this episode a 6.5 out of 10 at best. Enough said, true believers!
  23. This episode is significant in a couple of ways. First, it firmly establishes in "Spongebob Squarepants" canon from "The Patrick Star Show", that "The Kelpbed Kids" (which Grandpat Star and Grandma Tentacles were a part of) IS an in universe, old movie reel shorts from the 1930's (including their OWN reference to "Hooky")! Second, it gives a long awaited day in the limelight to Old Man HOOPS Walker! Both in "The Kelpbed Kids" (and even out of it), Hoops Walker was the Gadget Genius of the group, coming up with ways (usually involving hoops) to help get his fellow friend kids out of trouble. When Spongebob and Patrick go to visit him, they find out that Hoops' in-universe kid bully, has now grown up into an old man bully, who has NOT matured beyond his petty means of bullying, so Spongebob and Patrick decide to help Hoops teach that bully a lesson! While this episode segment was good, I'd really like to see ANOTHER episode of Grandpat and Hoops interacting together, and maybe see MORE of "The Kelpbed Kids"! I'd give this episode a 9.9 out of 10.
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