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Episode 1: Turnabout Hot Dog The opening shot zooms out to see a shady looking man looking down at the ground sweating viciously. “Drats!” he said angrily. “I scared her so bad she can’t get up! I gotta pin this on someone.” He then remembers passing the shabbily dressed man in orange and decides he will have to do. —---------- Several days go by and we pan the camera into a nondescript apartment building. A black, spiky haired young man grabs a jelly donut out of the refrigerator, throwing it into his mouth in a single gulp as he charges out the door on his standard bicycle. “This is Phoenix Wright! He has that name because he’s always RIGHT —- GET IT?” An overly energetic narrator proclaims. “Today is Phoenix’s first case in a courtroom, but right now his biggest issue is just getting to the courthouse in one piece!” As Phoenix pedals his bike up a hill, the opening theme plays which, due to budgetary reasons, is just a rip of the title theme from the GBA version. Phoenix makes his way to the Courthouse, where the original Japanese letters are replaced with a text box with the words “Court House” written in MS Paint in red text color. In the courthouse lobby, Phoenix meets with his boss/mentor Mia Fey. Her outfit is buttoned all the way to the very tip top, hiding any potential boobage along with her magatama necklace. “Wright, you made it! You were almost late!” Mia says. “I know but I left myself just the right amount of time!” Phoenix replies. “Sorry to have kept you waiting, knowing you took time out of your day to see the trial today.” “I wouldn’t miss my underling’s first trial for anything.” Mia says. “Not everyone takes on a murder trial first time around you know?” “I know.” Phoenix says somberly. “But I had to do this…. For friendship!” “Friendship?” Mia asks. “Yes. The power of friendship is making me take this case.” Phoenix replied. —---------------- In lieu of important backstory and plot details, we abruptly then cut straight to the courtroom where Phoenix and Mia stand opposing the “fearsome” prosecutor, Wins a Ton Pain. The defendant, Larry Butz, is then led into the courtroom as well. “Nicholas!” Larry cries out to him. “Save me Nicholas! I didn’t do it!” I know Harry. Phoenix thinks to himself. Our friendship will compel us to the truth! “Hard to believe this joker drove you to be an attorney.” Mia said. “He’s a good guy, he just has bad luck…” Phoenix begins as Larry makes a scene with the guard at sitting down. “And sometimes not the best attitude.” “It’s ok just believe in his innocence and use your friendship to find the truth!” Mia says excitedly, again clipping through her scarf. The Judge then bangs his gavel. “The Trial of Mr. Harry Butz is now in session…” “The prosecution is ready.” Pain says. “IT’S LARRY!” He screams at the Judge, to Phoenix’s chagrin. “Nicholas, tell him!” Larry, don’t make enemies with the judge. “The defense is… ready.” He says nervously. “Mr. Pain, please give us the details of the case.” The Judge asks. Mr. Pain then goes on to explain that the victim from the opening scene, Ms. Cinder Stone, was found indefinitely asleep in her apartment between 4 and 5 PM that day. She was surprised by an intruder, which caused her slumber. The instrument of surprise was a faux stone statue of the Thinker, covered in ketchup due to the victim eating a hot dog before the crime. Said hot dog was not recovered from the scene however. Mr. Pain then submits the statue to the court for examination and acceptance into evidence records. “My my, hard to believe this is fake stone.” The Judge remarks. “It may be fake!” Larry screamed out. “But it contains my real spirit inside!” “Oh so you made the weapon of surprise!?” The Judge asked. “What a wonderful piece of craftsmanship.” “Of course, the defendant’s fingers were all over the weapon as would be expected.” Mr. Pain said. “What do you mean by of course??? Nicholas, help me out here!” Larry shouted. You MADE IT! Of course your fingerprints are all over it! “The Prosecution calls the defendant, Mr. Harry Butz…” “IT’S LARRY!” “To the stand, to state his case!” Larry then stands at the witness stand. “So, we know the victim dumped you…” “Not true — we were the greatest couple of the 1900s!” Larry said enthused. (Its 2015 Harry) “Right, so you knew about her trip to Japan then?” “T-Trip?” Larry said sheepishly. “What trip?” Mr. Pain then presented a passport with the words “United States Passport '' once again pasted on via MS Paint alongside a picture of her holding the Weapon of Surprise in front of a Japanese monument being cropped on top of the original image of the Statue of Liberty. “H-Hey that’s my gift!” Larry said. “Who even took this photo?” “Why the man she went to Japan with of course.” Mr. Pain said, causing Larry to lose his cool and begin crying. “Obviously, this is a very clear reason for the defendant to put the victim to sleep.” The Judge nods in agreement with Mr. Pain. “One final question, Harry — did you visit the victim’s apartment that day?” After screaming about his name being mispronounced again, Larry says “Maybe. But maybe not.” “Well unluckily for you, we have someone who saw you that day — a witness you may say!” Mr. Pain says confidently. “Your Honor, I would like to call my next witness, Mr. Frank Saw It, to testify!” The shabbily dressed man from the beginning reappears introducing himself. “This is where the fun begins, Wright…” Mia says. —-------- After a commercial break to advertise Pokemon and Yu Gui Oh, we return to the action, as Mr. Saw It introduces himself to the court. “I’m Mr. Frank Saw It, I’m a door to door toy salesman.” He says. “I was on a route when I became a witness” “Please tell the court what you saw on the day of the crime.” The Judge requests. Mr. Saw It goes on to say that around 2 PM he was on his regular route when he saw the defendant walking sus from the victim’s apartment. Curious, he looked inside to see that the victim was fast asleep with the hot dog on the floor next to the victim. He was too fearful to go inside so he went to a payphone. “Why did he go to the trouble of a payphone, one might ask?” Mr. Pain said smugly. “But there was a blackout between 1 and 6 that day, so the phone in the apartment was unusable.” The Judge seemed satisfied with this explanation. “I don’t think you could ask for a more complete, truthful witness.” “The defense may begin it’s cross examination.” The Judge says. “Al-Wright, Phoenix!” Mia quips. “It’s up to you to prove that the witness is lying to save your client.” “He’s lying?” Phoenix asks. “Yes, if your friend is truly innocent there’s a lie hidden in his story. It’s up to you to use the evidence introduced to expose those lies.” Phoenix takes a deep breath to summon the power of friendship. “Alright Chief, I got this!” Phoenix then claims to have found a contradiction… but is unable to explain where and asks for help. After resetting the DS and loading the save Phoenix gets reminded he has to find this himself. After being handheld to read the report of surprise, he decides to try this again. “Mr. Saw It, you said in your initial testimony that you found a hot dog at the scene of the crime correct?” Phoenix asked. “That is so.” He replied. “Then why was the hotdog not found at the scene of crime!?” Phoenix passionately argues. “This is a major contradiction!” Pain objects loudly and shrilly. “Are you really claiming that the missing hot dog is a major point? It’s a food, it was probably thrown away!” The Judge nodded his head. “I’m going to have to agree with Mr. Pain for now. The missing Hot Dog is not a major contradiction.” Phoenix takes a deep breath of friendship. “Fine, well how about the fact that the report of surprise claims the incident happened around 4 PM which is in direct opposition to Mr. Saw It’s claim of 2 PM!? How about that?” “Well uhh…. Yeah.” The Judge replies. “That is a pretty big problem! Witness, what do you have to say for yourself?” Mr. Saw It begins sweating buckets. “Oh, I-I heard the time! The TV must’ve been on!” Mr. Pain shakes his head. “But there was a blackout!” “AREN’T YOU ON MY SIDE!?” Saw It shouts. “Then it was the clock!” “What clock?” The courtroom says in confusion. “The statue – what Harry used to surprise her!” Mr. Pain then goes on to explain that, in fact, the weapon of surprise was a clock activated by twisting the head. Larry grins at his awesome invention. The rest of the Courtroom is confused why half the run time has gone on before such a crucial detail was given out to the rest of the cast and audience, but alas we continue on. “Mr. Saw It, this proves you're a liar liar pants on fire!” Phoenix says. “There is no way you could have heard this clock without entering the apartment building! You heard it say the time when you surprised the victim, which is why you remembered it so clearly!” Mr. Saw It continues to sweat buckets. He then throws his toupee off his head into Phoenix’s face and yells at him for being a meanie claiming he can’t prove anything. They then sound the clock to prove the time difference of two hours, seemingly proving the defense’s theory. “Cool idea,” Saw It says. “But can you prove that it was behind on the day of the crime?” Phoenix appears rattled. “If you can’t prove that, everything you said is meaningless.” I can’t lose here after coming so close. I have to tap into the power of my friendship with Larry to save this case! Phoenix begins to flashing back to a childhood memory, but is interrupted by the Judge saying he cannot accuse the witness without proof and Pain’s shit eating grinning in the background. Phoenix begins to accept his defeat when Chief interrupts him. “Now is when we turn the turn tables!” She says. “Don’t think how it can be proven, but why do we even think it was running slow?” Think about it… the time…. The hot dog… the trip… I GOT IT “Since the defense seems to have no rebuttal, I will conclu-” The Judge begins to say. “OBJECTION!” Phoenix shouts. “I can prove it!” Phoenix explains that the time difference between the US and Japan is fourteen hours, meaning the clock was actually fourteen hours behind, not two hours showcasing the poorly animated passport to prove his point. He also claims she hadn’t had time to reset the clock as she had only just returned home and was still eating a hot dog when surprised. The hot dog itself was the motive for the surprise. “Mr. Saw It, you were the only person who remembered seeing that hot dog, and I think I know why. It was the most delectable looking hot dog you had ever seen wasn’t it?” Phoenix asked. Saw It cringed in obvious frustration. “It was so good you couldn’t resist — you had to try it, even if it meant stealing another’s joy.” Phoenix, with the power of friendship guiding him, definitively points at Mr. Saw It so hard it blows wind at him and pushes him to the ground and he begins to scream and confess. “I-I-I couldn’t help myself!” he said. “It was the tastiest hot dog I’d ever seen! I had to have it even if it meant… surprising someone. Everything else was as you’d said, I just happened to see the defendant and threw the blame on him. I regret my actions and accept the consequences!” —------------ After Mr. Saw It is taken into custody, the Judge begins to issue his final ruling. “Mr. Wright, that was a spectacular and wild first trial. Who would’ve believed the culprit committed such a heinous act over a hot dog, as delicious as it might have been. I expect great things from you in the future!” The narrator jumps in to explain that, unfortunately, we ran out of time for the final scenes of critical backstory and plot details for later parts of the show, so we’ll just shoehorn them into a filler episode later. You’re not gonna believe who the victim of surprise is next week on Ace Attorney! (Promo plays that blatantly show it’s Mia) 4Kids: Goddammit Guys

Who were your favorite characters in the show?

Finished She-Ra today and it was very satisfying?

A few days early, but I was feeling a shake up. Gonna play through the series this month (minus Pandora Tomorrow) so it feels appropriate

DBD is good, just be prepared to grind to get those perks?

Coming soon to a forum near you 4Kids (Probably): Hey, if we can dub One Piece, we can do this too. Probably.

I've grown really quickly to love it! I just finished "The Portal" earlier today It's done a good job consistently raising the stakes and getting better and better. So excited for the rest of it!

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (S2/3)

It's been up and down for myself the past few months, but I live on my own which I'm really proud of! I hope you enjoyed the movie! Did ya know Ghostface used to be my go to character in Dead by Daylight?

How's life been treating Old Man Jenks?

Yo happy birthday Fred

Hoping to make this a thing again, so here's a small peek at something I've been working on lately. A post apocalyptic SB story of sorts. ___________________________ It was another boring day in Coral Reef 768. Nothing ever happened in Reef 768 and that was the way most fish felt about it. Their lives were boring and mundane, but peaceful. One of these lives was that of SpringBob Squarehole. He’d been conceived long after the trashocalypse and only knew of it through old eels tales and his history texts at this point. It was not relevant to him beyond that it was way the Reefs existed — to keep him and the others safe from the pollution the trashocalypse had caused. SpringBob never had any desire to change his daily life or pursue a different future. That is until the day that Squid plopped in. It was that boring old day that everyone knew of. Morning chum had already passed and afternoon chum was still a half hour in the future. SpringBob and his fellow compatriots were studying in the classroom when the alarm began blaring. It was more of a shriek than anything. It was deafening. SpringBob couldn’t even hear headmaster Eugene command the students to leave quietly and peacefully. He was able to tag along nonetheless. They headed to the nearby shelter in place room where the blaring would finally begin to cease. An automated voice then came on over the speaker to say “All clear! Return to your assignments immediately!” Before anyone could leave however another voice, this one a real authentic one came through the speaker: “At this time, please come to the Reef center room as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation.” In the center of the room was the comptroller of the reef, a Mr. SJP — no one knew what the initials stood for and never dared to ask. He ruled the reef with an especially vicious grip, punishing minor infractions with extraneous sentences to the surface, the equivalent of death in this society. Lying on the floor next to SJP was a creature many of the inhabitants had read about but never seen before — a sea squid. The squidman wasn’t especially huge, but he wasn’t helped by the angle at which he clutched for assistance at. He let out light gasps as if he barely could withstand the environment he was in at the moment. SpringBob stood with the others staring at this squid, completely and utterly confused at what he was looking at. “Now I know you all are probably alarmed by the sight of this… creature,” Mr. SJP said in a rather monotone voice. “However, you know my policy here at reef 768 is the more the merrier!” Everyone stood in silence, still unsure exactly how to react. “We found this poor soul struggling by the side of some ruined city, something Bottom or another, choking on the dust bunnies in a ditch.” The Squid moved his head very tenuously, not in one direction or another however. “We chose to give him a better life here as opposed to more dead air back there. We expect everyone else in this Reef to accept our new friend as a value member of community and nothing less!” Everyone quickly nodded their head up and down. SJP then turned to him. “Son, what is your name?” In a weak rasp, he said “Chet” And that was how SpringBob came to meet that afoul Squid.

Just an area for general writing of mine that doesn't fit in any of my series' and to prevent creating a topic for every one shot I write. Some of it general Wendipping trash, random thoughts that came into my head or previews of future stuff depending on how I see fit. Anyhow, may as well start this off with wendip because of course I would: ----------- Picnic in the Falls It was a beautiful day in Gravity Falls. The bird were whistling, the gnomes were digging and Dipper was once more humming along to Disco Girl. "OOH OOOH!" He sang from the bathroom, unaware of the giggling voices from the other side of the door. "Yo dude, no encore! Hurry up in there!" Wendy said as she knocked loudly. Dipper either didn't hear her or chose not to hear her. Big mistake. "Oh Annabelle, should we alert to Daddy that we were being serious?" She asked the little girl standing right next to her. The girl exuberantly waved her head up and down to indicate yes. Wendy then went to go retrieve her axe as Annabelle waited by the bathroom door for her mother. Annabelle was a short little gal, only a few feet tall, but already growing bright brown hair similar to her father's natural color and was still in her bright pink pajamas even though it was already 11 in the late morning. Wendy then returned with her trusty old hand me down axe and put it in a wielding position. "Now we're gonna put a scare into Daddy honey." Wendy began whispering. "We're gonna count quietly up to… And then…" Dipper was still obliviously listening to Disco Girl, when suddenly… "8, 9, 10!" the girls announced loudly as they plunged the axe into the bottom right corner of the door. "GAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Dipper screamed as the axe went into the door, startling him. Trying to escape, he ran face first into the door quite hard, to the laughter of the girls. "We got you Daddy!" Annabelle said exuberantly. "We got you good!" Dipper could be annoyed ever so briefly as he heard his daughter's laughter. It was contagious. "Yeah, I guess you did honey." He chuckled along with them. "Now it's time for all of us to get dressed for our trip today, ok honey?" "Alright daddy!" the little girl said as she skipped along to her room. Dipper then turned his attention to his wife, Wendy Pines. "And you need to stop scaring me whenever I take a long shower." Dipper said in a sarcastic tone. "Only when you start taking shorter showers." She said back with a smirk. "You left me only with the cold water yesterday." "You're a lumberjack, you can withstand the c-"Dipper was interrupted as he dodged her axe once again. "I'll see you downstairs" she said as she took her turn into the shower. Dipper continued getting dressed, putting on a collared dress shirt and dark blue dress pants. He'd felt he might've overdressed a bit, but he decided against changing since he figured the girls would put on dresses themselves. He then went downstairs and pulled out the mail of the last few days. Dipper had a nice, organized system of differentiating between the junk mail, bills, letters, and other miscellaneous items that didn't fit with the other categories. Wendy mostly just put it in the middle of the table in a massive clunk of a mess. Deep down, it really didn't bother him all that much as he enjoyed the activity (although he stubbornly refused to tell Wendy that.) This particular morning, he saw that there was a letter from Mabel, his twin sister. He knew it was her because she signed her name on the envelope with stickers. He began to open it when he heard footsteps coming down the stairs, so he decided to save the letter for later that night. He looked to see Annabelle in a bright green sweater with a little axe on it, a birthday gift from her aunt. It reminded Dipper of an old sweater Wendy had. "What do you think Daddy?" She asked her dad. "Mommy said…" Just then Wendy slid down the stairway railing in the sweater Dipper had been thinking of. "How do I look dude?" The girls asked in unison. Dipper gave a thumbs up, but blushed red in slight embarrassment. "Daddy, we're just going out for a picnic not one of your meetings!" Annabelle said to her Dad, giggling at his rather formal outfitting. "You just need a t-shirt and shorts!" Wendy patted her on the head. "Honey, you know daddy's never had the best sense of fashion. We'll give him a couple hours to change." Wendy joked. Dipper mock laughed with a grin and went back to his room to change. Dipper, no longer the scrawny little guy who'd first visited Gravity Falls nearly 20 years ago now, had encountered a growth spurt and went from being right above Wendy's abdomen to being nearly at eye level with her. He'd let his hair grow out some and it became a bit more of a frizzy mess then straight front and combed over to look like a choir boy. Now wearing a t-shirt that read "Portland University" along some basketball shorts and white tennis shoes, Dipper went back downstairs and fit right in with the rest of his little crew. "Much better Daddy!" Annabelle said happily. After a twenty minute walk through the forest, the family of three ended up by the central lake and camped out under a tree to hog the shade. Dipper probably was glad to have changed clothes for sure as he was already sweating through his clothes. Mrs. Pines looked no bit tired and Annabelle, carrying the backpack of food, looked pretty well herself. "Mommy, why's Daddy already tired?" Annabelle asked. "Just needs to get his nose out of the books a little more often." Wendy said jokingly. "You wanna set up the meal for us, sweetie?" "Yes yes yes!" Annabelle said happily. "I got everything you asked me to pack!" She then pulled out a bright green blanket, a two liter of root beer, a bag of trail mix and six plastic bags of sandwiches, two for each person. "Bellie, where are the cups?" Dipper asked. "Cups? There's no way I'd forget…" Annabelle's voice then trailed off softly as she realized she had forgotten cups. "Oops..." Wendy then began drinking from the bottle waterfall style. "Don't worry honey, we'll make do." She said as she wiped her face and then handed it to Annabelle. She tried to drink it like her mom had, but her aim wasn't quite as sharp and mostly just got it on her face. "It's ok Bellie." Dipper said as he handed her a napkin to wipe the root beer off her face. "Isn't it so nice to have a day off with both of us here?" Wendy asked to neither of them in particular. "Yeah, it's nice to not be touring too much right now." Dipper began saying, then turned over to face his wife. "And spend more time with my wonderful wife." He then kissed her on the cheek. "And my adorable daughter." He continued as he kissed her on the forehead. "Aww Daddy!" Annabelle exclaimed as she hugged her Dad. "I have a surprise for you two!" "You do!?" They both said in surprised unison. "Yep!" Annabelle then pulled out two hats, one a baseball cap with a pine tree on it and the other a lumberjack hat. "Your old hats!" Both still had their mouths agape in Annabelle's ability to find them as they'd been hidden far away in the attic of the old house as neither really liked wearing hats all that much anymore. "Wow…" Dipper said finally ending the silence. "Never thought I'd see these old things again." "So much… memory in these…" Wendy chimed in. "Put em on!" Annabelle said cheerfully. "I wanna see if they still fit!" Dipper tried to put his old pine tree hat on, but it was definitely not as snug on his head as it was when he was 13. He tried to hide the discomfort it was causing, but he did a poor job as his head clearly looked constricted and tight. Annabelle relieved her Dad and put it loosely on his head, front side up to the sky. "That probably feels better doesn't?" She asked. "It wasn't bad before…" Dipper grumbled to himself, neither of the girls apparently hearing him. (He got over it) "Mommy, your turn!" Wendy then put her lumberjack hat on, and it fit right on like a charm. "Just like the Summer of 2012!" Wendy said with a smirk on her face towards Dip. Dipper sat in a thinker pose for a second before having a thought. "Wait." He said as he took Wendy's hat off her head and stuck his pine tree hat on hers. He then stuck her lumberjack hat on his head and both grinned deeply. "It's just like…" Wendy began. "… The first time…" Dipper continued. "… That I knew…" "That I loved you!" Both finished in unison as they embraced one another in a great hug of love. Annabelle snuck her head in the hug as well. And the little family had never been happier then they were in that very moment. --------- See you all soon with more content!