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    Out of Jimmy's Head Show Discussion.

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    OMG this is like, the best show ever! I love Out of Jimmy's Head! It rocks! It has such great detailed plots and great memorable characters, this show is a masterpiece and whoever thought it up is a genius! He should be awarded for his hard work! Out of Jimmy's Head is a super thrilling show and has some neat episodes including the last one: Lunchtables. All the actors are terrific, its a shame this show got cancelled so quickly. I'm going to miss this show.

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    Psyche! What I just said is the exact opposite of what I think of the show. Its really one of the most horrid worst shows ever, and nearly the rest of the world I'>

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    Christ, you scred me for a minute there! I hate it too, it's the start of how CN is today. 0/10, Must-Avoid

    My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 7: Fred and Patrick go to College (Part 2)

    In the previous episode of our show, Fred and Patrick were able to enter into college, in order to get degrees and earn better jobs to support themselves. However, they both soon faced possibly mortal problems with their studies: Fred had a liberal teacher, who mocked him and his dreams, and Patrick, while successful in class, is unable to prepare for his mid-term, complicating matters. Now we return to Fred, as he meets with the dean of the college, who is having lunch with the dean of Bikini Bottom's most prestigus law school.

    Fred- Sir! Dean Sir! My professor kicked me out for no reason, other than I didn't agree with his idealology. I want either a refund, or a better class.

    Dean (College)- Mr. ummm Fred, wasn't it? You came here on your own accord, with your own money. I'm afraid I can't do that, Mr. Fred.

    The 2 deans whisper chatteredly, while Fred reads the ine pint of the rules document. The 2 deans are about to leave, when...

    Fred- OBJECTION! Sir Dean, the fine print says right here that I can't be kicked out solely due tomy opinion, and if so the school owes me my tuition money back!

    Dean (college)- Oh damn, I guess I do owe your money. I'll work it back into your bank account sir.

    Dean (Law School)- Sn, you have an unmistakeable talent for catching contridictions in people's lies! It would be a true honor to have you come to my Law School on an all-expenses paid scholarship!

    Fred- Oh my, I never would have thought I would have this opportunity! Not in all of my lfetime... I'll take it dean!

    And so Fred recieve a once in a lifetime opportunity to become the lawyer he never was. Meanwhile Patrick continues to struggle with his studying.

    Patrick- Oh man. Supply influences Demand... No, thats not right! Umm, the Great Depression lasted from 1929-1932... no wait that's wrong too! Dammit, how am I supposed to pass this class, when I can't learn the material!?

    Patrick then has an emotional meltdown, as he ponders how to succeed. Then he remembers Squidward passed college awhile ago, so he decides to ask him for help with the whole situation. As he comes in, he hears Squidward on the phone with someone.

    Squidward (on phone)- What, he was found with the weapon? He's obviouly gulity of the murder! What do you mean the defense attorney argues otherwise, by saying that he has an alibi (an unconfirmed alibi, by the way.) I don't care if you have to forge a piece of evidence, get him a conviction by tomorrow's trial! Goodbye, Detective! (Hangs up phone) Squidward then notices Patrick.

    Squidward- Why hello Patrick. I haven't seen you since that awful incident from 4 years ago. How have you been since then?

    Patrick- Well the first 3 years or so were really tough without him, but ever since Fred returned to Bikini Bottom, tings have been getting better. Nowhere near before, but still good.

    Squidward- Fred? Fred, Fred, ahh Fred! I remember him from those dog days at the Krusty Krab. How's he been doing lately?

    Patrick- Pretty good, he's been going to College for awhile now. He's learning to become a defense attorney, I believe he told me.

    Squidward then clammed up, looked sad, and then angry all in the course of a minute. Before he knew it, Patrick was outside of Squidward's house. Patrick then decided to go into class, and try his best to succeed. And: he failed. He decided it was ok, and that he wold try again another day for something he actually liked. With Fred's future looking bright, and Squidward's new profession coming to light, the town of Bikini Bottom ijn general was very mum on a certain incident. What incident? You may never know.

    Fanboy And Chum Chum (Show Discussion)

    in Culture Shock

    Posted

    The only interesting thing about the show is that Fanboy and Chum-Chum are probably gay for each other, and I don't mean the definition of being happy, I mean they're boyfriend and boyfriend. Trust me, I have an eye for spotting characters who 'think' they're safely in the closet, when they are SO obviously not. In fact, I was the very first person to put out the information for "My Gym Partner's a Monkey" that Jake Spidermonkey was gay for Adam Lyon! 104938.gif And at long last, the originator of that Internet rumor/fact has now been uncovered. icon_twisted.gif

    You being the first person= Highly Unikely. And I really don't look to see if their gay or not, so the fact that you do is a little odd :/

    My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 6: Fred and Patrick go to College (Part 1)

    One day at the fancy restauraunt Fred and Patrick work at, a food critic comes to rate the restauruant for Bikini Bottom's local newspaper, the daily bottomfeeder. He is enjoying it at first, but in the kitchen, Patrick apparently mixes up the critic's order of Krab Legs with another customer's order of anchovies. And so when the critic eats the anchovies, he remembers that he has an allergic reaction to them, costing both Patrick and Fred of their jobs. The next day, the 2 have a serious discussion about their future/jobs.

    Fred- Patrick, we have to get jobs if we're going to pay the rent on time! What are we going to do?

    Patrick- Don't worry, we can just go into my savings fund.

    Patrick opens a vault up, it being empty.

    Patrick- Oh right, I forgot. The last 4 years have really taken a beating on me, with ol' Spongeb-

    Patrick stops mid-sentence when he realizes that Fred is still there.

    Fred- What did you say?

    Patrick- Oh never mind. I have an idea, how about we go to college, so that we can get better jobs, and therefore, get more money. It's genius!

    Fred- Oh yeah it is... IF WE HAD TUITION MONEY!!!!! How am I supposed to get to college if we can't afford it?

    Patrick- Well first, what kind of job do you want?

    Fred- Well... I' want be a criminal Defense Attorney. You know to help defend the weak?

    Patrick- What day of the week do you want to defend?

    Fred- No, no, Patrick. I mean people who are innocent of their crime, yet are hounded by corrupt prosecutors.

    Patrick- Oh, well we'll need loads of tuition money then.

    They then go to the bank and take out some money. They find that it will cover Fred for his first year, and Patrick for the 1st semester. Fred enrolls in Criminal Justice classes, while Patrick learns in Economics. In the Criminal Justice class, Fred is learning about the court systems, when he realizes his professor is ranting on about Defense Attorneys.

    Fred- Umm professor, I'd like it if you stopped ranting about how Defense Attorneys lie and only for money, because I'd like to be a Defense Attorney, but not for the money, or for the fame they recieve, but for the truth.

    Professor- Well, I see that someone here is "idealistic" and "liberal." Well mr. truth, you can get your ass out of my class, because there will never, ever be a truthful Defense Attorney ever!

    Fred then is kicked ot, and decides to discuss his problem with the school's dean in order to achieve his dream. Meanwhile Patrick is successful (for the most part) in Economics class, despite the fact he isn't listening at all.

    Professor- Alright Mr. Star, if the economy is in a recession, it is...

    Patrick- Down!

    Professor- That's correct! The Demand and Supply of a product go down! Mr. Star you are a brilliance to this otherwise mediocre class of mine!

    Patrick (to himeslf)- Oh dammit, when the midterms come around, they won't fund me anymore. I've got to get my act together.

    Will Patrick pass his mid-term and get his degree in Economics? Will Fred get a chance to be the Defense Attorney he's always wanted to be? Find out in the exciting conclusion to this episode!

    Off-Topic!

    in Robot-Pirate Island

    Posted

    I think it's utterly impossible for spongebobiscool to troll like that. I think it is spongebobiscool unless WhaleBlubber has a different IP.

    Spongebobiscool keeps making really obviously troll accounts (FIRE!!!?) and I'm sure WhaleBlubber has lurked here too, I just hope they both learn to fuck off

    My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)

    in Davy Jones' Locker

    Posted

    Episode 5: To Save a Fish

    One day Fred and Patrick are out exploring Bikini Bottom, when they notice a fish on a rock, quite possibly dead or dying. They quickly rush over to see if he's alright. They find that he is severely injured and unconcious, so they rush him back to Patrick's Rock to give him so quickie medical attention.

    Fred- Ok Patrick, give me the defribillator!

    Patrick- The what?

    Fred- The machine with pads on it!

    Patrick- Oh that!

    Fred- Ok, Patrick you can try CPR. Remember, 30 pushes on the stomach, 2 breaths in. Got it?

    Patrick- K.

    (Fred leaves to get something)

    Patrick- 30 breaths, 2 pushes.

    Patrick breathes hard into the man, as he opens his eyes and regains conciousness. He then promptly pushes Patrick aside.

    Fish- Sir, get out of my face. Where I am I?

    Fred- Your at the rock of Patrick Star, also inhabited by Fred the Fish. We saw you unconcious in the alley in town, and tried to help you.

    Fish- Oh no! I'm... I'm.... SCREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

    Fred- What's wrong, sir?

    George- I should explain who I am, and my situation. I am George Gillington, and I have recently be chased around by this credit shark and his goons.

    Fred- A credit shark? Those guys are never a good idea, they get you with their deals and then pile up on you when you can't pay back, kind of like the economic mafia.

    George- Well now I know that. Anyways, I was being chased by them, and so I was playing dead temporaily, and I used a special chemical I get from my line of work (I happen to be a scientist) that makes people think my heart has stopped.

    Fred- I see. You want me and Pat to help you stop that Credit Shark and his goons.

    George- Oh please.

    Fred and Patrick together- We'll do it!

    So Fred and Patrick went to the Bikini Bottom weaponary store to buy some weapons. They left with a tommy gun, a machine gun, and a .38 special just in case. They then headed towards the alley and allowed George to show them a way to the shark's hideout. However, the shark must of realized they were arriving and before they knew it, the 3 of them were all tied up.

    Shark- So ya thought you were gonna get me huh? Apparently you messed with the shark, because you 3 are in over you heads.

    Fred- You should have never chosen this kind of profession at all. Why would you want to ruin other's lives? Money? Fame? Your just running from the law, they'll catch you one day, and if not you'll die alone and miserable.

    Shark- Sure, sure. The obident little fish follows "the man" and this is what happens.

    The shark pulls out a gun.

    Shark- Aidios Muther...

    Patrick- Oh dammit, I just still have buns of steel.

    Patrick breaks out of his rope and blocks the bullet with his buns of Steel, and the bullet counters back, killing the shark. The other goons then run away, and George is once again mentally free. Fred and Patrick return home after this taxing day.

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