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Oh well, it's still brand new! I'm excited for it!
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Nice, this is a great spin-off so far
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Wendy's is good every once in awhile, but it gives me heartburn.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
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I had Wendy's for dinner tonight
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That means someone else did it or someone who said hey didn't do it did it lulz
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Episode 13: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 1)
Fred had finally just earned his attorney's badge, and was ready to defend anybody who called for his defense. Suddenly one day, a phone call came in from the local detention center, it seemed somebody wanted Fred to be their defense team. So Fred headed down to the detention center to learn that the person who called was Karen, Plankton's computer wife
Fred- Hello Karen, sorry we had to meet under such circumstances, but could explain the crime and the charges against you?
Karen- Sure. Basiclly, last night, in the Gum Bucket, somebody came in and hit Plankton on the head with a blunt object, causing instantanous death.
Fred- So, why are you the main suspect?
Karen- I was at the Gum Bucket between 9:30 and 10:00 Pm, the estimated time of death for Plankton. Also, they believe that I have motive for killing him.
Fred- And what would that supposed motive be?
Karen- They believe that because I wasn't given credit for the Gum Bucket's success that it drove me to murder.
Fred- hmm, I see. Well, if I believe that you couldn't kill him, so I will be your defense attorney if you so wish for me to be.
Karen- Oh thank you, very much Fred.
Fred then left the detention center and headed for the scene of the crime, the Gum Bucket. There they find Detective Fishshoe, the detective who had captured the Tattle-Tale Strangler not too long ago. They decide to ask him for some details.
Fishshoe- Well, basiclly Mr. Plankton was hit in the back of the head with a tip of a pencil, killing him instantly.
Fred- I see, well whats the reasoning behind arresting Karen? Is there any proof she did it?
Fishshoe- Yeah, her mini-computer body scooter tracks were found at the scene, and nobody else's footprints or even fingerprints was found there.
Fred- Hmm, I see. Was there a witness to the crime?
Fishshoe- No... actually there is.
Fred- Who is this witness?
Fishshoe- Sorry, Prosecutor Tentacles will have my ass if I tell you anything else. Sorry.
Fred- It's ok, so Prosecutor Tentacles is the prosecutor tomorrow's trial?
Fishshoe- That's correct. Honestly, I don't think you can win against him.
Fred- I've heard he'll do ANYTHING to win trials.
Fishshoe- Yeah, but honestly he's been more worked up with this one than most of his other ones.
Fred- I see. Well, I might as well study the evidence for tomorrow's trial, so I'll see you I guess tomorrow.
Fishshoe- Alright then.
Fred- One more question, detective.
Fishshoe- Yeah?
Fred- Well, I want to know what happened to the Krusty Krab and the strange disappearence of Spongebob Squarepants 4 years ago! I know something happened as Patrick makes many sly hints of his disappearence, and I want to know what happened.
Fishshoe- Alright, what happened was while at work one day, Spongebob slipped on a greaser and it supposedly killed him, and due to this the Krusty Krab was closed and many were sad at the death of the sponge.
Fred- What do you mean by supposedly?
Fishshoe- Well, we never found the body. It disappeared by the time the police arrived, bu there were signs of the greaser, so most people assume he is dead. It's funny, alot of people suspect that Plankton planned it out, because he hadn't been seen at work nor stealing the formula. Weird huh?
Fred- Yeah, weird
Fred (to himself)- Could it really just be a coincidence that the victim in this case is a supposed murderer in another case? I don't really think so.
And so, Fred will enter tomorrow's trial, attempting to connect to seemingly unrelated cases to find the truth.
TO BE CONTINUED...
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Truly the worst ever
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Oh, wow. Didn't mean to offend you or anything. I just don't think SP is a great show. =/ It's mostly because I'm not a huge fan of cartoons. And yes, not everyone can do that. But I manage to find the time, and it paid off for me, and that's all I can say.
Different people like different things. I love cartoons (as their easy to watch, like Storytime said above me) but I really can't get into dramas or a really detailed show like Lost, but again people have different tastes in television I think
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Okay, first off, thank you for giving me ammo to shoot ya down, for making fun of my friend no less. Now, I know what you're gonna say. "well, you made fun of other people!" but calling him a loser and a nobody just because he likes this show and wants to defend it is unacceptable. And this is not a contradiction, because most people that got made fun of here either had bad grammar, or was offencive. But all my dear friend Zamxus did, was say he likes Dude, What Would Happen, and defend it.
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Thanks, i'm gonna join the site (i'm gonna use the same username I have on this site).
Alright. I'm Bmoss417 on there, so feel free to add me.
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http://www.nohomers.net/index.shtml There's the link
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Me and Sabre are on there, and there are some other cool users (just not here)
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BTW Storytime have you ever thought about joining No Homers Club it's a pretty cool site (Season 21 had some real bad episodes)
Yeah, I'm on there too, Storytime
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I'm gonna comment on his Spongebob review later today if nobody else was planning on doing it.
You can do it better than me, so I won't touch it
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"The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed" is my least favorite episode out of the ones i've seen.
That was just absymal to the max
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I read that review SBLover95, it really was terrible and that person has given bad reviews to other great shows as well.
Yeah I saw them. He gave Spongebob a 1, and MTV Cribs an 8. He deserved mocking
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DaftPunkLover's Review of FOP:
Who'd watch this crud?
This show is really STUPID!
(I would and it's not)
Here are the overviews of the characters:
Timmy: A boring boy with nothing special to wish.
(The main character, a cruical part of the story, with alot of inventive wishes)
Wanda: Annoying, shrill, and dumb!
Cosmo: Speaks for itself.
(2 other main characters that give the show it's meaning, and also some main laughs, and also people who haven't seen cosmo can't speak for themselves)
Timmy's mom and dad: One word: STUPIDOS!
(supporting characters, also known as not important, plus stupidos isn't a word. I'm contacting the grammar police)
The humor is too repetitive. If they say something like chicken casserole, they will use it like ten times in one episode. Cosmo is too slapstick. I hate the sexist remarks about Wanda! And haven't we heard enough about Mr. Crocker and fairies? Poof ruins it entirely.
(Stop overthinking a cartoon and it's humor, it's meant to make you laugh, and nobody our generation knows what "slapstick" is)
I'm glad this show was cancelled! It STINKS!
(It's still running, it was a season break, dumbass)
I mean the idea is so unoriginal!
(yeah, because you created something so original and awesome that I've never heard of it)
DaftPunkLover out, harder, better, faster, stronger!
(That was the lamest attempt at a catchphrase I ever heard. Now get the fuck off TV.com)
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He'll win soon or near the very end of the tv show
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Black and White Gym Leaders :
1- Dento/Podda/Koon- Grass/Fire/Water
2- Aloe- Normal
3- Atei- Bug
4- Kamitsure- Electric
5- Yakon- Ground
6- Furou- Flying
7- Hachiku- Ice
8- Iris (Black)/Shaga (White)- Dragon
Elite 4:
1- Shikimi- Ghost
2- Giima- Dark
3- Katorena- Psychic
4- Renbu- Fighting
Champ- Belle- Mixed
B&W sounds epic
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Yeah, i used to have it, Now i just dont.
That stinks, especially for a spongebob fan.
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You don't have Nick, Pakasa? That sucks
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WoahWoah678's review of Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated
This show ruins memories
(that you never had)
Okay,this show ruins the name Scooby Doo.It's about the gang as teenager.
(They were teenagers in almost every other incarnation, ya asswipe)
(At least,the movie which was awesome,but live-action wasn't turned into a show,Like Out of Jimmy's Barf)
(Get your names straight, it's out of Jimmy's head, which you actually liked noob)
The animation is horrible and the voice acting is so terrible.What's New,Scooby Doo? was better than this,so were the two live-action feature films.For anyone who hates me for this,respect my opinion.I give it a F.
(Sorry, you don't like them trying to remember the 60's, you contridicting idiot)
Scores:
Animation:010 It's horrible animation they try to get the animation from the 60's,but they made it look horrible,excpecillay Velma.
(At least it's watchable, unlike you fucktard)
Voice:010 It's when their teenagers,but still horrible voice acting.
(Umm, you just failed this section. just failed)
Music:No music.
(Are you deaf? Apparently you can't hear the theme at the beginning)
Anyways,this show ruins one of the greatest cartoons of all time.I know I saw it once,but I don't care if I "Judge a show by it's cover"It's still horrible.
(I hate you and the way you hate a great cartoon like this, and yet love the original when their so closely related.
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Sorry for double posting. Buried in Time airs in an hour where I live (well an hour and 10 minutes to be exact), can't wait to see this!!!
Same!
My Leg!: The Adventures of Fred the fish (This show has been rated TV-PG for occasional language)
in Davy Jones' Locker
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Episode 14: Fred the Fish: Ace Defense Attorney (Part 2)
Finally the day had come, Fred's first offical day as a defense attorney in a court of law. He was defending Karen C-Drive on a count of murder in the first degree. The prosecutor that day was to be star prosecutor, Squidwrad Tentacles, who has been undeeated for nearly 4 years now, and has been known for doing anything to win trials, even forging evidence and arranging witness testimony. However, Fred truly believed in his client and knew if she was innocent then they could win. They then entered the courthouse.
Judge- Are the Defense and Prosecution prepared?
Fred- Yes, Your Honor.
Squidward- Of course, Your Honor.
Judge- Will the Prosecution clearly state the crime in detail.
Squidward- Yes. Will Detective Jack Fishshoe please take the stand!?
Fishshoe- 1. The crime occured 2 days ago at the Gum Bucket.
2. The victim was stabbed by the tip of a pencil, causing instantous death.
3. The Defendant is clearly the only one who could have commited.
Fred- Hold It! Why is it that the defendant is the only one who could have commited the crime, Detective?
Fishshoe- Because the defendant's fingerprints were found on the pencil.
Fred- OBJECTION! That's impossible as the defendant is a computer, and therefore does not have fingerprints. Therefore...
Squidward- OBJECTION! The defendant let some oil on the pencil. That something only a computer would leave behind!
Fred- OBJECTION! You could easily buy a bucket of oil and leave a dash of it on the pencil! Even an amatuer killer could do that.
Squidward- Well now that we've etablished the basics of the crime, lets move on to the real witness, Eugene Krabs!
Fred (to himself)- Mr. Krabs!? The former owner of the Krusty Krab? why, he has possible motive right off the bat. Gotta nail him down.
Krabs- 1. I was having my evening walk outside
2. But I had to take a detour around the Gum Bucket
Fred- HOLD IT! Why did you need to take a detour?
Krabs- Because there was a traffic accident.
Squidward- The Police can verify this.
Fred- Where was this traffic accident at?
Squidward- On route 284.
Fred (to himself)- wait a minute! There's a contridiction sitting right there infront of me!
Fred- The defense has an objection to the witness' statement. You see according to the witness, he would have had to take a detour on his walk, however that detour we're speaking of is 20 minutes from Mr. Krabs' house!
Krabs- Aack!
Fred- I think that you lied to us about this significant detail because otherwise, you would be pinned down as the real killer!
Krabs- Bbut, I didn't doo itt.. I swear.
Just then, a mysterious person enters the courthouse. He is limping and weak, and speaks softly, and is a square-shaped being.
Everyone- Spongebob!
Fred- The trial was put on hold for a day longer. Mainly because Spongebob said he had testimony regarding to the case. Now this is the chance I've been waiting for... to catch the real killer!
TO BE CONTINUED...