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  1. Wumbo

    has anyone pointed out yet that swalla sounds like the macarena

    1. sbl

      sbl

      yes

  2. Wumbo

    I never understood (and still don't really understand) the appeal of "Gucci Gang", but I loved "Esskeetit" almost immediately am I cool yet

    1. PatBack

      PatBack

      it's irony u dip

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      its pretty dull for a song you're supposed to listen to ironically

  3. Wumbo

    anyone remember that "what does the fox say" song

    what the hell was 2013

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      they're both bad, Wumbo.

    3. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      Aside from some things that came out that year, 2013 was like lowkey cursed 

    4. JCM

      JCM

      the first time i heard "what does the fox" say i was like wtf

  4. Wumbo

    why https://www.billboard.com/articles/columns/chart-beat/8461223/juice-wrld-lucid-dreams-challenging-for-no-1-hot-100

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Didn’t even know this song existed until I saw your link so I listened to it.  Christ if this tops the charts, this will be one of the worst number ones of this decade.  What an insufferable mess.

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I don't know if this will be a lock for my #1 for the worst hits of the year, but I can still agree that the song blows.

    4. Katniss

      Katniss

      ok, I just listened to it and I don't think it's nearly as bad as y'all are making it out to be :Laugh: I thought it was fine.

  5. Wumbo

    rub my scalp??

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      ...wat

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      fake spongebob fan ^

  6. Wumbo

    and in my backyard? that's a deer, god

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      brought the Wraith to China just to race in China

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      boobs boobs boobs boobs lotta booooobs

  7. Wumbo

    i loooove krabby patties

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      The only people who don't like Krabby patties have never tasted one!

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      we have to get back those stolen maggy daddies

  8. Wumbo

    i before e except after she

    1. Slippin' Freddy

      Slippin' Freddy

      THE GRAMMAR OF LOVE

    2. PatBack

      PatBack

      shots fired! take that william bullokar

  9. Wumbo

    nakey nakey naked

    1. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Also, I NEVER thought that we would EVER get to see either Pearl, Mrs. Puff, or Larry without any clothes on! :blush:

    2. kev

      kev

      i wanna be ya baby baby baby

  10. Wumbo

     

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      NOT THE BEEES! ~Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man. 2005

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES!!!

  11. Wumbo

    hit the quan

  12. Wumbo

    if post malone comes out with a song called "i gotta pee" i called it

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      Wumbo, that's goss.

    2. kylie

      kylie

      Wumbo Got Mauled

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Wumbo Got Served

  13. Wumbo

    no swearing on the shoutbox

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      hagrids... buttcrack

    3. SquiddyFace

      SquiddyFace

      Damn

    4. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      no swearing on status updates

  14. Wumbo

    the red flag on my chest somehow is like the elephant in the corner of the south

  15. Wumbo

    they should honestly just remove radio from contention altogether for the Hot 100, it is so comically out of touch with what's actually popular at this point

    no one is fucking listening to "wait" by maroon 5

  16. Wumbo

    Spider-Man's control

    And Batman with his fists

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    2. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      yes

      yeah i'm pretty awful for not catching up music in general :(

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      And if, you don't love me now 
      You will never love me again 
      I can still hear you saying 
      You would never break the chain 

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Those two lines sound like something you would hear on a crossover Marvel/DC toy commercial

  17. Wumbo

    Hot Take: Hailee Steinfeld doesn't have a single good song

    1. kev

      kev

      her music career is fucking shit honestly. she should stick to acting because she absolutely shines at it. 

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      The Edge of Seventeen is such a good movie tbh

    3. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I kinda liked "Most Girls," but that's pretty much it.

  18. Wumbo

    the first OHW request just got posted on patreon

    IT BEGINS

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I have no idea when mine will happen but hopefully sometime within this year (probably next)

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      also this episode is probably the best so far of this year, this or freaky friday

  19. Wumbo

    rap critic just called lorde a weeknd rip off

    ...

    fuckin

    what

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      He is so frustrating to watch. There are moments every so often where he really hits on something important or poignant, usually in his "worst of the year" videos. But most of the time he presents as this out-of-touch dweeb who takes lyrical interpretations far too literally and doesn't really seem to have a clue what he's talking about beyond surface level.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Which video was this?  Haven’t watched him in two or three years now.  Whichever one it was that had him cheaply plug his table flipping song was the last time I actually watched this guy haha.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      It wasn't a video, it was in a tweet. I followed a lot of former CA people on Twitter after the whole #ChangeTheChannel thing, and well here we are.

  20. Wumbo

    let's get some spicy takes on that j cole thing who wants to go

  21. Wumbo

    I'm KENDALL JENNER

  22. Wumbo

    okay Shania, so you're a trump supporter.

    that don't impress me much

    1. Emberlynn Pinkle

      Emberlynn Pinkle

      it's not really surprising either

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      *sigh* yeah, rich white country singer supports trump isn't exactly big news in a vacuum

      still disappointed though

  23. Wumbo

    I like digging holes and

    that's about it

  24. Wumbo

    I stg I am never doing one of these SWYADs again my short term memory is shot to hell

    1. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      oh who am I kidding, it's all part of the fun

    2. Cha

      Cha

      tumblr_p7773qgvU81qj5yg0o1_540.jpg?width

  25. Wumbo

    Prince died a second time 

     

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