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  1. Got drunk for the first time last night. Was... interesting.

  2. Every one of my posts becomes infinitely sexier with Shakira by my side.

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    2. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      The first part: "Donde estan los ladrones?". Shakira wasn't really that known in the English speaking world back then.

    3. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      I assume it's a song from the 90's I guess?

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      Yeah, from 1998.

  3. So my wisdom teeth are out. Good thing I've still got plenty of wisdom left.

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    2. SG19

      SG19

      Why is this surgery more common now than in the past? Neither of my parents nor any of my aunts and uncles had to have their wisdom teeth taken out. TBH, it's a waste of money unless the teeth are truly going to cause problems.

    3. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I got mine taken out because it was causing me problems and I had lots of pain for weeks before taking it out.

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      @Clover: My teeth were going to interfere with all the work I had done from braces.

  4. We're here! We're queer! We don't want any more bears!

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    2. Turo

      Turo

      exactly Omair :P

    3. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      I just thought you were sick of the We Bare Bears fad. :P

  5. Calvin Harris being good in 2017 kind of makes me retroactively pissed off at basically everything he did before then

    Like, you could have made "Slide" and "Feels" and you made "Feel So Close" instead, come on dude

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      yep a "pretty good car alarm" would be an accurate descriptor for calvin harris six years ago

    3. SG19

      SG19

      You don't like "Titanium" and "Without You", Steel?

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Forgot about "Without You." "Titanium" is decent enough for me, but not that I'm saying that it's up there.

  6. anyone remember that "what does the fox say" song

    what the hell was 2013

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    2. Princess Peach

      Princess Peach

      they're both bad, Wumbo.

    3. CyanideFishbone

      CyanideFishbone

      Aside from some things that came out that year, 2013 was like lowkey cursed 

    4. JCM

      JCM

      the first time i heard "what does the fox" say i was like wtf

  7. I think I'm the only person in the universe that liked the short before Inside Out.

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    2. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1
    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      Volcanoes falling in love? Sounds interesting :P

    4. PatBack

      PatBack

      Meh I thought it was dumb.

  8. HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING WORSE http://channelawesome.com/our-response/

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      yeah... UM

      that is certainly an unfortunate addition to the story, i'm really not sure what to think of that. but everything seems to check out as to it being true, so... jesus christ what a terrible story

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Yeah the fact that the timeline of all these events is lining up directly with his timeline on the site...holy shit that’s terrible.

    4. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Dear god, the rabbit hole just gets deeper and deeper...

      and I want to get out.

  9. If there's one band out there that I wish got more respect than they do, that band would be Def Leppard.

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    2. Nosferatu!
    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I won't lie that Def have a few pretty bad songs though (Let's Get Rocked is embarrassing)

    4. JakeFromStateFarm

      JakeFromStateFarm

      ugh i cant stand glam metal

       

      (massive amount of respect for allen, though)

  10. Bikini Top really did suck.

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    2. 70s

      70s

      I'm good at writing now, I promise! But no more spin-offs. Ever.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      To be honest I got to Episodes 7 and 8 and it did improve a little. I like Naomi's story so far, even though I'm still parodying it.

    4. 70s

      70s

      I legitimately remember almost nothing about that show and am probably going to keep it that way.

  11. Imagine Dragons was a mistake

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      they had like two good songs
      maybe three

    3. kev

      kev

      i strongly agree that they're not worth following, but to put into perspective, i'm kinda glad they gave us Radioactve.

    4. SG19

      SG19

      I like It's Time and Radioactive. Demons is okay.

  12. "Filthy" is hot garbage guys like nothing about it works

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I wouldn’t consider “Look What You Made Me Do” ambitious at all, but that’s just me.

      Mostly agree yet somewhat disagree about the lyrics.  I’m forgiving to some like I think he makes “haters gonna say it’s fake” which is definitely a lame line sound cool as hell.  But yeah I can’t defend “whatcha gonna do with all that meat” and the out of nowhere “Gin and Juice” reference.  The lyrics have always been the weakest part of the song to me.

      I love SexyBack and always have despite its problems, so I guess that’s why I’m more than willing to forgive a failed attempt at trying to replicate it.  But hey, I know my opinion is different than the consensus so I’m glad to listen to other viewpoints.

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      @WumboI forgot about Carryout

      good song

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      baby

      you're lookin fire hot

      something something something something ihop

  13. watching the channel awesome account lose subscribers in real time is my therapy https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/achannelthatsawesome/realtime

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    2. Cha
    3. Cha

      Cha

      tfw it's the first three results now

      G8iiSa3.png

    4. OWM

      OWM

      And they lost 4,000 subscribers today (smirk)

  14. The definition of failure: Me and arcade games.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Yeah, thanks for the Skee Ball tip, Achmed.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I meant the game told me that.

    4. crushingmayhem

      crushingmayhem

      I noticed that you were having some trouble on 1992. All you need to do is watch where the enemies are coming and position yourself to attack then, it shouldn't be too hard after a couple of tries.

  15. I guess Chris Hemsworth is a good pick for Sexiest Man Alive, but he's no Adam Levine.

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      where is gary mack, daniel davis or tom kenny

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Rodger Bumpass for Sexiest Name alive 2014.

    4. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      Gaston for sexiest fictional man alive

  16. I'm watching Squidward in Clarinetland and tbh I regret not putting it in my Top 25.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      if you hate it because it's weird check yourself

    3. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      While I think Gone may have did better with playing with my mind, Squidward in Clarinetland's really good at it too.

    4. Less_SpongeBob

      Less_SpongeBob

      It probably wouldn't make it though. It seems as if the more people vote, the less later episodes show up. (Other than ones like Roller Cowards or Plankton's Pet, which would get higher)

  17. SBC drinking game: take a shot every time Zaid changes his na-*passes out*

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      @brozu AK's Pieguy drinking game would give me alcohol poisoning

    3. Princess Peach

      Princess Peach

      drink all you want :D

  18. I can't do it anymore

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    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      </3 what happened :(

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I'm really sorry to cause so much worry. I was in a bad place earlier today.

    4. kev

      kev

      We're just glad that you're okay and safe. :)

  19. So... inexplicably, someone decided to replace songs on Wikipedia's Year-End 1991 page with Nirvana songs. Looks like it's time to go to a secondary source.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      @Daria Fredgendorffer I get the need to dethrone Bryan Adams but of all the songs to do it... why that one

      They don't even take it off where it originally appeared on the list

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      poor is the man

      whose billboard hits depend

      on the permission of another

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      update: the vandalism has been dealt with and progress will resume as normal

  20. Go away snow. :(

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Oh, you guys begging for snow are just adorable.

    3. ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      ClassicNickelodeon Fan 1

      I say we take the snow, and PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE!

    4. Macseed

      Macseed

      How about SoCal?

  21. I'm not a perfect peeerrrsooooooonnnnn

  22. does anyone else think this Muppets show looks like the worst thing ever

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      okay well I don't literally mean "worst thing ever"

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Sounds like you just bazinged us.

    4. Ash Ketchum

      Ash Ketchum

      Well, it's no Hammerman. ;)

  23. Fetty Wap should never have a guest spot on a song ever again.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      okay I should clarify I don't mind Fetty Wap but a guest spot on a song is not a good use of Fetty Wap precisely because he's so weird and wonderful

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      Like Fifth Harmony doesn't deserve Fetty Wap/know how to use him

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      I guess the mission statement here is Fifth Harmony are, as they always are, an awful, awful group.

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