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  1. Rap Critic

    how has jackie chan not won a day yet on sbc

    1. Vanellope

      Vanellope

      idk man :P

  2. Rap Critic

    Todd's got 15 requests ready to go

    I swear to god the more he raises the price the more requests he gets, he could be a billionaire in a span of 5 hours

  3. Rap Critic

    watching the channel awesome account lose subscribers in real time is my therapy https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/achannelthatsawesome/realtime

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    2. Cha

      Cha

      tumblr_npp5xtDrzf1s46koto1_500.gif

    3. Cha

      Cha

      tfw it's the first three results now

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    4. OWM

      OWM

      And they lost 4,000 subscribers today (smirk)

  4. Rap Critic

    "Strip That Down" is a seriously heinous, cynical song. I honestly should have given it a slot in my Bottom 10 over the Zayn song.

  5. Rap Critic

    you taste like honey honey tell me can i be your honey

  6. Rap Critic

    bringin back the wumbooty in my sig

    1. Slippin' Freddy

      Slippin' Freddy

      YEAH

       

      them mofos don't know how to act

  7. Rap Critic

    the gold standard for "so bad it's good" is the video for Lionel Richie's "Hello"

  8. Rap Critic

    If you want to know how massively broken the Billboard year-end system always was, "Purple Rain", arguably Prince's most famous song, hit #2 but because it charted too late it didn't make the year-end for '84.

    If you can't chart "Purple Rain" what good even are you, what am I even doing

    1. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      Still better than the mid-90s when actual popularity was an afterthought

  9. Rap Critic

    hello I'd like to retcon all my year-end music lists and declare the magic school bus theme song the best song of every year

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      daring duck of mystery, champion of right. swoops out of the shadows, darkwing owns the night.

    3. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      y'all need more little richard in your life

  10. Rap Critic

    I prefer the Pre Malone era of music myself.

  11. Rap Critic

    The Top 3 on the rock charts has been completely stationary since November until this week.

    ...where one Imagine Dragons song just got replaced with another.

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    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      yeah, I just miss when rock music had more than two bands to care about

    3. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      there's a second one?

    4. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      Okay, one band and one song (Feel It Still)

  12. Rap Critic

    why wasn't this a bigger hit

     

    1. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      A) the hook gets weird and offbeat around :55 and it sounds very awkward

      B) had this song come out around 2011 when this song was hype as fuck to American Horror Story fans it would've gone #1 no doubt

    2. GAYLE

      GAYLE

       OH GOD I KNOW THIS LOCATION

      LEMON GROVE IS TERRIBLE

  13. Rap Critic

    Spider-Man's control

    And Batman with his fists

    1. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      best lyrics of 2017

    2. sbl

      sbl

      most shittiest song of 2017

       

  14. Rap Critic

    Y'ALL TROPHY WON THE DAY YESTERDAY

  15. Rap Critic

    came in with two girls look like strippers in their REAL CLOTHES

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      a broke ho can only point me to a rich ho

    2. sbl

      sbl

      a yellow bitch with green hair, a real weirdo

    3. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      I upgrade your baby mama to a CONDO

  16. Rap Critic

    Every time I look back at my best of 2017 list I'm reminded that I referred to Kygo as "Kygos" twice.

    That's a pretty bad (and boujee) proofreading error.

    1. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Every time I look back at my top 10 hit songs of 2014 list, I'm reminded of the fact that I put Sam Hunt on a top 10 list.

    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      I better stop slacking so I can have a best of 2017 list that I can scrutinize for typos :funny: 

  17. Rap Critic

    I desperately need either Finesse or All the Stars to knock Drake off the throne, like seriously God's Plan isn't terrible but how did it ever become a #1 song

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    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      also shape of you still won't go away and gummo recovered three spots to the top 25 for some reason lol everything sucks

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Love the video for God's Plan.  I wish more artists would make music videos that genuine and humble.  The song itself is decent, even though it's showing how creatively bankrupt Drake is becoming in terms of original material.  But a good beat goes a long way and I love that organ.  It can't leave my head every time I hear it.

    4. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      I can't deny it's catchy. It just pains me to see such a star quality song like "Finesse" perpetually outperformed by this mediocre track. The more "God's Plan" stays at #1 the faster I see myself growing sick of it.

  18. Rap Critic

    how in god's name does theory of a deadman still have new songs

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    2. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      i love the fact that they completely seriously think they're making a real point with meaning with that song

    3. Burgerpants

      Burgerpants

      i am so frickin bored

    4. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      CRUSHIN CANDY CRUSHIN PILLS

  19. Rap Critic

    Calvin Harris being good in 2017 kind of makes me retroactively pissed off at basically everything he did before then

    Like, you could have made "Slide" and "Feels" and you made "Feel So Close" instead, come on dude

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    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      yep a "pretty good car alarm" would be an accurate descriptor for calvin harris six years ago

    3. SG19

      SG19

      You don't like "Titanium" and "Without You", Steel?

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Forgot about "Without You." "Titanium" is decent enough for me, but not that I'm saying that it's up there.

  20. Rap Critic

    hey everyone hope you are all having a great day it took four people to write "body like a back road"

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      And it took 9 to write "Swagger Jagger."

    3. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      it also took 4 people to write red solo cup

    4. Cha

      Cha

      6 for Run The World 

  21. Rap Critic

    "Filthy" is hot garbage guys like nothing about it works

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I wouldn’t consider “Look What You Made Me Do” ambitious at all, but that’s just me.

      Mostly agree yet somewhat disagree about the lyrics.  I’m forgiving to some like I think he makes “haters gonna say it’s fake” which is definitely a lame line sound cool as hell.  But yeah I can’t defend “whatcha gonna do with all that meat” and the out of nowhere “Gin and Juice” reference.  The lyrics have always been the weakest part of the song to me.

      I love SexyBack and always have despite its problems, so I guess that’s why I’m more than willing to forgive a failed attempt at trying to replicate it.  But hey, I know my opinion is different than the consensus so I’m glad to listen to other viewpoints.

    3. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      @WumboI forgot about Carryout

      good song

    4. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      baby

      you're lookin fire hot

      something something something something ihop

  22. Rap Critic

    "Believer" is still in the Top 5 on the rock charts after more than a full year on said charts.

    This... is not okay.

  23. Rap Critic

    y'all want a single

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    2. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      this is the correct answer: 

       

    3. Rap Critic

      Rap Critic

      tag urself I'm the terrible Chester Bennington impression

    4. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      I dont listen to porn

  24. Rap Critic

    Todd's latest OHW is this gem of a song that if you haven't listened to yet you really should:

     

    1. Aphrodite

      Aphrodite

      Todd has good taste in music (says the guy who has never seen Todd in the Shadows :funny: )

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    No profile music.

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