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Steel Sponge

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  1. and i'm kanye west

  2. Pointless but also mind-blowing fact: Did you know that the production work for the two most recent albums by Machine Gun Kelly, who has been constantly accused of "ripping off blink-182," are both spearheaded by Travis Barker, who is...wait for it, the drummer for blink-182? 

    1. GAYLE

      GAYLE

      People don't know this? Lmao

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      I think most of them actually do but they also don't have the heart to admit that their top 5/10/20/50 drummer of all-time is a one-trick pony as a pop-punk producer, and with the general public still bludgeoning their opinion of MGK being "the worst thing ever," it makes sense that they'd just scapegoat him for even reasons that aren't logically true.

  3. You caught me. Wait, what's that? I think it's your honor!

  4. hello it is i, chemist bob, back again in the flesh.

  5. Hey Dhar Mann Fam! Always remember: What happens in the dark always comes to light. Reconnect. Kingdom Hearts.

  6. unbaked cookie dough

  7. Who's that on the stairs? Is it J.K. Walking?

  8. Solemn reminder that the Turning Red discourse is also dumb.

  9. I mean, what, did someone just smash Darren and Marvin together and think that's a clever name? Well, it's not! It's a stupid name! Darvin is the world's stupidest name!

  10. animation discourse is dumb lol

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      let's return to the days where we bullied the spongebob writers

  11. https://rateyourmusic.com/~Steel_Sponge

    just asking for some willing friend requests because I feel lonely on RYM.

  12. daily reminder that i still hate this:

    Knoll | Definitions & Meanings That Nobody Will Tell You.

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      The Grassy Knoll

  13. I think Coolsville sucks!

  14. I feel really bad for Lindsay Ellis right now.

  15. Little Bobby, and little Susie, have hung their stockings with care. Mom and Dad are out looking for Tickle-Me-Elmo ’til five a.m., and all of a sudden, Bobby looks up and he says, “Hey! Who is this Jesus?” Meanwhile, Kris Kringle is drinking Coke, the reindeer are playing Nintendo, the elves are wearing Nike!-

  16. "Wait...Remember SpongeBob SquarePants?" - a video by jordan fringe

  17. Internet articles: Why couldn't Aang just kill Ozai? The Fire Lord literally killed his entire race and therefore Aang should have every reason to kill him even if he's against the idea of it. Just taking away his bending wouldn't make much of a better difference anyway.

    Also internet articles: Why would they let Superman kill Zod!!!??? Sure, he was pressured to because Zod was about to kill a group of innocent civilians, but Superman doesn't kill! Man of Steel ruined his character!

    1. Jjs Goodman

      Jjs Goodman

      I AM JESUS I AM JESUS I AM JESUS

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      hello i'm the nostalgia critic and i hate man of steel, so here's a 70-minute long review explaining that, while I've brought someone who likes the movie on board so i can make my opinions look stronger in comparison.

  18. BREAKING NEWS: Metal Chris Pratt, who will be playing Metal Mario in the 2022 Mario film, will be playing Steel Sponge in the upcoming SBC movie as well.

  19. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      *clap... clap... clap*

      "Oh, good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

  20. Say, whatever happened to Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart?

  21. here I am once again

  22. Me: Finish one of your one-shot stories and your The Wall riffs.
    Also me: Gets sidetracked by a convo on Discord about DaBaby.

    1. Emberlynn Pinkle

      Emberlynn Pinkle

      me, except with my superhero stories.

  23. Lovely golf weather today.

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