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Steel Sponge

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  1. Little Bobby, and little Susie, have hung their stockings with care. Mom and Dad are out looking for Tickle-Me-Elmo ’til five a.m., and all of a sudden, Bobby looks up and he says, “Hey! Who is this Jesus?” Meanwhile, Kris Kringle is drinking Coke, the reindeer are playing Nintendo, the elves are wearing Nike!-

  2. "Wait...Remember SpongeBob SquarePants?" - a video by jordan fringe

  3. Internet articles: Why couldn't Aang just kill Ozai? The Fire Lord literally killed his entire race and therefore Aang should have every reason to kill him even if he's against the idea of it. Just taking away his bending wouldn't make much of a better difference anyway.

    Also internet articles: Why would they let Superman kill Zod!!!??? Sure, he was pressured to because Zod was about to kill a group of innocent civilians, but Superman doesn't kill! Man of Steel ruined his character!

    1. Jinjo

      Jinjo

      I AM JESUS I AM JESUS I AM JESUS

    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      hello i'm the nostalgia critic and i hate man of steel, so here's a 70-minute long review explaining that, while I've brought someone who likes the movie on board so i can make my opinions look stronger in comparison.

  4. BREAKING NEWS: Metal Chris Pratt, who will be playing Metal Mario in the 2022 Mario film, will be playing Steel Sponge in the upcoming SBC movie as well.

  5. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

    1. HawkbitAlpha

      HawkbitAlpha

      *clap... clap... clap*

      "Oh, good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

  6. Say, whatever happened to Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart?

  7. here I am once again

  8. Me: Finish one of your one-shot stories and your The Wall riffs.
    Also me: Gets sidetracked by a convo on Discord about DaBaby.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl

      Rebel the Wolfgirl

      me, except with my superhero stories.

  9. Lovely golf weather today.

  10. Half-Life 3 confirmed.

    trust me, i'm a wizard

  11. say whatever happened to high guardian spice

  12. 10 years ago this month, this very forum had entered its brony phase whereas several member have changed their pfp and signatures to fit the MLP:FiM theme. I have changed just my pfp to celebrate this small occasion.

  13. But the fact is I need help, I'm failin' all my classes. They think that I need glasses. I just really wish that I could pass this.

  14. And the rocket's red glaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

    The bombs bursting in aaaaiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  15. You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain:

     

    1. SpongeCob

      SpongeCob

      honestly i don't see any reason to believe either side. we have no definitive proof of either possibility. the man died, and it stinks and i have no hopes for kamp koral, but i've pretty much learned to accept that there's really no way to prove what he would have wanted and there's nothing we can do about it. this is our timeline now. you can be more pissed about koral's existence, or just simply ignore it. i personally wish it didn't exist, but again, there's nothing i can do about that. i've chosen to just ignore it and just stay out of the drama. there's no one you can trust regarding this.

      uhh... i guess i should make a joke or something. "You either die a spongebob or you live long enough to see yourself become a kamp koral". hahawhatever

  16. I'm just going to say it: I miss when genwunners were the greatest focus of Pokemon fandom-related discourse.

    1. Jinjo

      Jinjo

      garbage bag pokemon childhood ruined

  17. Spob, can I get a glass of water?

  18. Triangle man hates particle man. They have a fight. Triangle man wins.

    1. 4EverFreeGuy

      4EverFreeGuy

      Universe Man, Universe Man, is as big as the universe, man. Usually kinder to smaller men. Universe Man. Person Man, Person Man, lives his life in a garbage can. Hit in the head with a frying pan. Who came up with Person Man? Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight, Triangle Man wins. Triangle Man.

    2. OWM

      OWM

      pizza man just want a slice

  19. http://spongeofsteel.home.blog/2021/04/15/side-quest/

    Alright, so here's the one-shot that I've been promising, finally. I shall post this whole thing to SBC tomorrow.

    I should also apologize that this was meant to be a simple one-shot at first and I ended up writing a novella. Anyways, feel free to read through all 21,036 words of this big fat stupid one-shot story if you wish.

  20. An exclusive look at why my upcoming one-shot story is taking as long as it is to write up:

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    This is 3/4 into the story's completion btw.

  21. why am i 26 and still use sbc?

    1. 4EverFreeGuy

      4EverFreeGuy

      Because of COVID-19, and therefore, most of us don't have anything BETTER we can do! :hysterical:

    2. NegiSpongie

      NegiSpongie

      I'm 30, and I'm STILL here.

  22. True pain is like realizing that you accidentally erased 654 words that you originally wrote for an epilogue you were planning on finishing before the end of a month during one of your previous writing sessions, and therefore having to start all over on it.

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