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13 hours ago, Fa said:
Ka Boom!
You got 200 dbs! Try again in 11 hours!
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On 8/18/2025 at 7:49 PM, Chopper said:
I'm racing against racism
You got 200 dbs! Try again!
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On 8/18/2025 at 7:50 PM, Chopper said:
Gotta blast!
You got 20 exp! Try again!
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18 hours ago, WinterArcanine said:
I race against Anakin Skywalker after he just finished murdering all the younglings
You won the race and got 300 dbs! Try again in 6 hours!
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18 hours ago, WinterArcanine said:
Blast
You got nothing! Try again in 6 hours!
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It’s that time of the year again: Today marks SBC's 16th birthday!
It’s all about you on SBC’s 16th birthday! It's a testament to how long we've kept chugging on despite the odds. A special thanks to everyone who continues to stay loyal to the community in some way. Now go and enjoy the SBC-129 festivities!
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The galaxy could use a new planet, so the alien council is calling on the creative talents of SBC users to make one. All you have to do is say your planet's name, the colors of it and describe the environment.
You have until August 31st to submit your planet idea here. Whoever's planet is declared the winner by the alien council will receive: 1,000 doubloons, 100 experience points and a Jellien Key.
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For the second SBC-129 minigame, race across the stars against anyone of your choosing; it can either be a space character, SpongeBob character or another SBC user. If you win, you can receive either: 100-300 doubloons, 20-30 experience points, SpaceBob collectable or a fabled Jellien Key.
You can only play in this once every 24 hours. Just say you want to race and say who you're racing against.
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In the first SBC-129 minigame, there's an influx of asteroids headed for the base! Shoot them apart with Plankton's Space Laser 3000. Inside the asteroids may contain either: 100-300 doubloons, 20-30 experience points, SpaceBob collectable, a fabled Jellien Key or nothing.
You can only play in this once every 24 hours. Just say you want to blast asteroids or something else funny.
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(Credit to Zaid for the logo and sbl for coining the event name)
Prepare to blast off with us on an incredible journey to the stars! SBC-129 will be this year's August event to close out the summer. It will begin August 15th, on SBC's 16th birthday, and conclude August 31st. This will be our second space themed event in the site's history after Futuristic February 2018. During the event, you can receive mysterious Jellien Keys by winning games. What do they do? It's a mystery, but if you obtain three, I hear you will unlock something very special...oooohh. Here's a list of games and activities:
- Stop What You Are Doing - Space Edition: The 57th SWYAD will be space themed. Reserve the name of your favorite cosmic themed characters or anything else related to space.
- Cards Against Humanity: Three CAH games will be held August 15th, 22nd and 29th.
- QueUp Parties: Three QueUp parties will be held August 15th, 22nd and 29th. Play the best intergalactic music and win raffle prizes.
- SpongeBob Pictionary: Two Pictionary games will be held August 16th and 23rd. The games will be SpongeBob space episodes and Futurama themed respectively.
- SpongeCraft Frontiers: Two SpongeCraft games will be held August 16th and 23rd. One game will involve defending Martian SC from invaders.
- Jackbox: Two Jackbox games will be held August 18th and 25th, which will be Bracketeering and Blather Round.
- Kahoots: Two Kahoots will be held August 20th and 27th. One of them will be planets themed.
- Flash Archive Games: Two flash archive games will be held August 21st and 28th.
- Discord Activities: Two Discord Activities will be held August 26th and 30th.
- Forum Minigames: There will be two forum minigames to grind for doubloons, experience and Jellien Keys in: Astroid Blast and UFO Race.
We hope everyone enjoys this out of this world event! Just remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets and don't destroy the space time continuum.
SWYAD Reservations:
Jjs —> Roger
WhoBob —> Chopper
OMJ —> Moon Man Jenkins
Sbl —> Bortus
Zaid --> Ariston
Maniac --> Entrapta
4Ever --> Fox McCloud
Fred --> AWESOME-O
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A new SpongeBob game titled Titans of the Tide was officially revealed at THQ Nordic's presentation today. It will be a sequel to Cosmic Shake and act as a tie-in to the upcoming movie.
QuoteHow do you stop the two biggest egos of the Seven Seas from fighting? A clash between the Flying Dutchman and King Neptune has unleashed ghostly mayhem all over Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob and Patrick will need all their skills, bravery and - dare I say - wit, to return life to what passes for normal in their undersea home. Join Bikini Bottom's most notorious duo on their ghostliest adventure yet!
- Switch seamlessly between SpongeBob and Patrick
- Combine SpongeBob and Patrick's unique platforming skills
- Master Patrick's brand-new skills like grappling and burrowing
- Experience a new ghostly story
- Fully voiced by the original cast of the show
- Visit iconic locations like Neptune's Palace and Mount Bikini
- Battle epic bosses like the Flying Dutchman, King Neptune and Hibernation Sandy
It's developed by Purple Lamp again. Releases November 18th, 2025 for Nintendo Switch 2, PlayStation 5, Xbox Series X/S and PC.
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What's your favorite version of SBC from the past decade? Not focusing on ones from before as I doubt most people are attached to them now, but will include an option if any are.
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Credit to Clappy who wrote this one.
Hello. I am The Lurker. I observe all that transpires here on SBC. But I do not, can not, will not…interfere. Join me on the journey to face the unknown and ponder the question…
32. What If...Nostalgia Critic Reviewed SBC?
Today’s What If is brought to you by Stamps.com
*the guns appear*
[Intro: Nostalgia Critic Theme Plays]
NC (to camera):
Hello, I’m the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don’t have to!
And today… we’re not diving into a movie… or a TV show…
No, folks.
We’re diving into a community.
A fandom.
A yellow, porous, perpetually memed, pineapple-dwelling fandom.
That's right.
Today we're talking about The SpongeBob Community.NC (voiceover):
So back in the early 2000s, while the world was busy arguing whether or not SpongeBob was secretly an adult show in disguise, a little corner of the internet formed from tv.com — DAMN YOU FORUM FOR MAKING ME DO RESEARCH — like barnacles on a boat hull, slowly but surely building a base: The SpongeBob Community.What started as message boards and fansites — you know, back when making a fansite didn’t require selling your soul to Squarespace — turned into a multiverse of SpongeBob discussion, memes, fan theories, episode rankings, and occasional identity crises. What the fuck does My Little Pony have to do with SpongeBob?
NC (to camera):
Imagine a place where you can argue for 36 hours about whether “Band Geeks” is better than “Chocolate with Nuts.”Where debates over “Pre-Movie vs. Post-Movie” get so heated, you’d think you were deciding the fate of civil wars. Now how can you be civil if nobody likes either side of a civil war? If you’re reading this 70s or tvguy; you’re both wrong!
And every year, someone inevitably asks, “Why isn’t SpongeBob dead yet?”
BECAUSE YOU KEEP GIVING HIM TRAFFIC, THAT’S WHY!NC (voiceover):
Now, the SpongeBob Community isn’t just one thing. It’s a collective — a multi-platform hydra spreading its tentacles across Reddit, Discord, SBM, and whatever’s left of DeviantArt. And God help you if you stumble into the lost media threads.They’ve built WIKIS.
They’ve held ELECTIONS.
They’ve ranked EVERY EPISODEHell, you can ask them ANYTHING. Well I’ve got a question for you forum, WHEN MOVIE…I mean!?!?
Malcolm (cutaway skit – with Malcolm dressed as JCM in full costume):
“Actually Cha, I prefer Season 7 because of the avant-garde direction in ‘One Coarse Meal.’ You see, the raw existentialism of Plankton's suicidal ideation is really—"NC (to camera):
No.Malcolm.
Stop.
Get some help.Malcolm: Oh is Better Help today’s episode spons-
(NC beats up Malcolm as it cuts to an ad break)
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Doug (now dressed as Jjs): Hey look. I can do riffing theater color changing word art too.
Rob (dressed as Clappy dressed as one of the Chart Guys): Slow down Jjs. The charts say that these ad breaks are basically free money so we should do these quirky ad breaks in costume as well.
Malcolm (dressed as Wumbo dressed as the other Chart Guy): Sweet cherry cheesecake charts.
Doug/Jjs: Can’t argue that logic. And speaking of arguing logic, why are you still going to the post office for stamps? When you can just go to stamps.com to order stamps. Gets a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/nostalgia.
Doug’s cats (dressed as SBC’s own Kat but voiced by Doug): Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring our show and keeping food on our plates.
Jim Jarosz (dressed as OWM dressed as Jim Jarosz): Fuck yeah, sparkle sparkle!
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NC (voiceover):
Here’s what makes The SpongeBob Community fascinating.
They love SpongeBob.
They hate SpongeBob.
They ironically love what they unironically hate and unironically love what they once ironically hated.It’s a fandom in a constant state of memetic whiplash.
One minute it’s:
“Nickelodeon has RUINED this show, I’m leaving the forums!”
Next minute:
“Season 11 actually has some underrated gems if you squint through the tears, enough said, true believers ;).”….what the hell is a true believer? Of what? Do Nicktoons have their own religious agenda? Can I join the holy following of Ren & Stimpy?
And then:
“LET'S WATCH IT IN SPANISH. IT’S FUNNIER IN SPANISH.”
NC: Where is Tamara as Sexy Spanish Sandy Cheeks?
Malcolm: She quit about a year ago.
NC: You know what that means.
(Malcolm gets dressed up as Sexy Spanish Sandy Cheeks against his will)
Malcolm: Hola y’all!
NC (to camera):
But hey, I’m not here to dump on them no matter how many fucking times they dump on me. Because I live rent free in everyone’s head! Change the Channel, my ass! And at the end of the day, the SpongeBob Community represents something kind of beautiful.
They took a cartoon about a squeaky-voiced sponge flipping burgers — and outside of the occasional discussions about him into an ongoing discussion about music, movies, art, and culture. A satirical look of online fandom behavior.And somehow…
They made it FUN. There are more discussions about SpongeBob in this review than the forum has actually had in years.Yes, there’s drama.
Yes, there’s obsessions about other things besides SpongeBob.
Yes, they write weirdly sexual fanfics— what the fuck is a Bikini Top?(Twelve hours later)
NC: Okay, I’m not going there again. Ever.
NC (cutaway of him scrubbing his eyes with bleach):
“WHY DO TENTACLES BEND LIKE THAT?!”But there’s also community, creativity, and an undying passion that somehow keeps SpongeBob more alive online than on TV.
NC (to camera, sincere tone):
The SpongeBob Community isn’t just about SpongeBob.
It’s about nostalgia (critics).
It’s about creativity.
It’s about refusing to grow up and still somehow being better at media literacy than half the adults on Twitter/X.So whether you’re a Squidville purist…
A Kamp Koral apologist…
Or just here for Bubble Bass cosplaying as me…as if I really sound like that!You’re part of something bigger:
A weird, lovable, pineapple-scented community that refuses to sink.NC (points dramatically):
So keep flipping those Krabby Patties, you beautiful bitches. I’m the Nostalgia Critic… and I remember it so you don’t have to![END CREDITS with the tagline of SOF crusing her keyboard]
Today’s charity shout out is The Simpsons Discord Reacts….That’s Right
See you this fall for Season 5!
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In another rare staff change, @Zaid has been promoted to a Fry Cook! He has taken Katie's previous position. We were pleased with his SpongeCraft related graphics and recent badge work for V16, with more to come!
(I sure bet nobody would've guessed this happening a year ago)
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Sequel to Ghost of Tsushima coming out October 2nd. Loved Tsushima so excited to play this.
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Before SBC What If’s, Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000 was one of the most successful works on the community bonding many together. It was permanently laid to rest back in 2023 with Tales from the Internet, which Jjs thought was a perfect note to send it out on even with its ambiguous ending. But what if…it kept going and overstayed its welcome?
Episode 28: What If…Jjs’ Riffing Theater Jumped the Shark?
The people craved MOAR! In this timeline, Jjs caved to the people’s demands and kept making more Riffing Theater miniseries to mixed results. Clappy and Wumbo also continued to contribute despite protests from one lurker angered that “adults shouldn’t be riffing” because apparently there’s an age limit of when people can no longer contribute to friend projects. I for one appreciate Clappy being able to still occasionally riff while juggling a family in this timeline, great balanced work ethic. However, there were subconscious wonders within the veteran riffers if they could still come out swinging after this long. To balance them out, of course newer members joined along. Some riffers who hadn't appeared in years would also drop by occasionally and cause the Leo pointing meme. Now here’s a speedrun of riffs that occurred in this timeline.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: Enter the Atrocityverse
Because he was the natural punching bag to pick, the riffing crew decided to rip Mr. Enter a new one in this miniseries. There were concerns if they’d be able to say anything that hasn’t already been said about him, but they took the task. One of the obvious picks was his Turning Red review.
Enter: This film takes place less than a year after the September 11 terrorist attacks. I bring this up because it radically altered the culture of the time, in ways that make this movie feel exceptionally ignorant of the time.
Jjs: Here it is folks, one of the most despised and mocked moments in cartoon reviewing history (also why most of you joined)! I’m gonna bow out and let y’all have fun with this one.
Slug:
JCM: I’m glad someone else agrees that children’s movies need to have their characters directly look into the camera and address historical tragedies.
Ex: So hypothetically let’s say the movie had seriously addressed 9/11, I’m curious what his reaction would’ve been. What if it wasn’t respectful enough?? Careful what you wish for!
OMJ:
WhoBob: If the movie had addressed it, I hope Mei would’ve said “America deserved 9/11” just to make things more interesting.
Steel: For all we know, maybe it takes place in a timeline where 9/11 never happened. That would’ve had many potentially interesting world building implications.
Clappy: Something else that’s exceptionally ignorant is denying COVID’s existence. Good thing the film didn’t take place in 2020 instead or Enter would’ve had a tantrum when the characters address it.
Enter the Atrocityverse received mixed reviews. While the Turning Red riffs were praised as the standout, the rest of the miniseries didn’t have enough substance to take potshots with beyond Squidward Torture Porn and 9/11 jokes. Users lamented the lack of surreal goofiness that helped make Doug entertaining despite his many faults. Turns out riffing a miserable asshole isn’t that entertaining. Oh well, they can’t all be winners. Many chalked this up to a fluke and hoped that the next miniseries idea would be better.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Gamer Grievances
Since riffing a miserable asshole critic didn’t work, the riffing crew tried a goofier critic per Fred’s request. It didn’t get many participants since Irate Gamer was a niche subject. One of the chosen episodes was the infamous Super Mario Bros 2 review which had been a frequent source of memes.
Irate Gamer: First of all, there’s nothing remotely familiar in this game that was included in the previous ones. And the real shitshocker is that the villain of the previous game has been replaced by a fat frog named Wart. This makes no sense whatsoever!
Jjs: An Italian plumber with super jumping powers fights a dragon-turtle in a magical land of mushrooms and THAT’S what baffles him the most?
Fred: What a fuck load of shit…shocker.
Steel: It’s like they always say in Brooklyn, the early bird catches the worm…or is it frog?
Fa: “Nothing remotely familiar” even though Mario’s in it. Unless that’s a doppelgänger?
The Gamer Grievances did not receive much traction since it was a smaller theater. While some liked the more chill style that harkened back to the original Riffing Theater’s smaller projects, there overall wasn’t much to say about Irate Gamer’s antics. Oh well, hopefully the next one’s better.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Critic Chronicles 2
When the other flop critics don’t work for riffing material, you go back to who worked best! The crew chose another batch of Nostalgia Critic episodes not riffed on the first theater. The first episode chosen was Detective Pikachu because we had to shoehorn Pokemon in here somewhere.
Chester A. Bum: Critic, buddy, I have to tell you something. That joke is played.
Nostalgia Critic: (dismissive laugh) Wait a minute. Are you indicating that I, the Nostalgia Critic...
Chester A. Bum: You're gonna do the running joke about always doing running jokes, aren't you?
(A collage of NC running gags appears next to NC, including Casper the Friendly Ghost, the Bat Credit Card, Chuck Norris, Frying the Coke, and the Burger King, but NC pushes the gags away)
Wumbo: WHERE’S ELEPHANT
OMJ: Or the Big Lipped Alligator Moment? Then again, maaaaybe its omission here means Doug still likes it?
Jjs: Didn’t he already get this wallowing out of his system in Christmas with the Kranks? This is becoming more stale and tired than Pokemon’s formula.
Clappy: For real, how many fucking times is he going to beat this “running gag” of hating his old memes into the ground only to keep using them? We’re not who we were indeed.
Kat: Jokes about hating Pokemon and the classic era memes…yep, some things never really change.
Slug: REMEMBER THAT DOUG HATES POKEMON? REMEMBER CHESTER A BUM? REMEMBER BURGER KING? I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM!
Ex: If we really wanna ride down the nostalgia (hehe) memory lane, can I rewatch Kickassia for the first time while blazed? It’d be better than this.
Winter: As someone with minimal NC knowledge, I joined this because of Pokemon, and now I’m completely lost. Great start!
The Critic Chronicles 2 received mostly apathetic or negative reactions, with the common sentiment that it repeated itself and added nothing the first Critic Chronicles didn’t already say. Shrek 2 this was certainly not. This permanently put the nail in the coffin of Nostalgia Critic memes for SBC and nobody wanted to talk about him ever again. Jjs publicly apologized and promised no more critic riffs. Whispering sentiment began to circulate that riffing theater might be out of steam.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Simpson Slayer
No more critics, so the team took another stab at cartoons. Since Family Guy got riffed, it made sense to riff its cousin too. Jjs had reservations about going through with this but had no better miniseries ideas, so why not? (Which is essentially what happened with Family Guy Funny Moments oops) One of the chosen episodes was No Good Read Goes Unpunished due to an infamous scene that’s been memed to death.
Lisa: Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do?
[scene pans to a photo of Apu]
Marge: Some things will be handled at a later date.
Lisa: If at all.
Jjs: It’s been 8 years since this episode and we’re still waiting on the “later date.”
Clappy: 50 seasons later and Apu is still missing from the show under “mysterious circumstances.”
Wumbo: Cool, and here I’m still waiting for the actual fucking joke.
Slug: Al Jean DESTROYS liberals by…doing nothing at all.
WhoBob: Why the hell is Lisa taking the anti-PC stance here?
Dman: I’m more fascinated by the implications of them randomly having a photo of Apu in their house.
Nuggets: I could write a whole 2012 me essay on why this scene fucking sucks, but that’s giving this spineless nothing “statement” more credit than it deserves. Grown adults really sat down, thought this was an intelligent way to tackle the issue and gave themselves pats on the back lmao. Never fear, We Have Stories For Years
Steel: Simpsons predicted it again!
The Simpson Slayer received middling reviews. While their efforts were commended, it was painfully obvious the riffers didn’t have much material to riff in the most boring slop imaginable. They learned riffing cartoons are certainly not their wheelhouse, but they tried their best. One user who will remain anonymous also decided to leave the community after this because they couldn’t stand the sight of Homer’s face.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: And Then There Were Less 3 Deluxe
Okay, so critics and cartoons are out. Let’s go back to what once worked: riffing SBC stories! And Then There Were Less 3 was considered the best riff of the original theater’s run, so Jjs decided to “remaster” it for the new generation. This gave people a chance who never riffed the original to have fun.
Our story opens to the beautiful scene of the city Las Vegas, and we see a bus arriving in front of a hotel. Fifteen SBCers have arrived in front of a hotel in Las Vegas, getting off a bus. We see Clappy standing in front of a hotel.
SpongeOddFan: Uh Clappy, can you explain to us again why we are here in Las Vegas?
Clappy: It all started when I rushed into production of this sequel with no plan…
Jjs: It's too bad Clappy didn't specify this to begin with on his invitations.
WhoBob: Let him enjoy standing in front of the hotel smh.
OWM: I hear the gambling odds are nice this time of the year.
Trophy: Here to cheer on the Raiders cause they sure could use the support.
Dman: Not the SBC meet-up location that I had in mind, but alright.
Kat: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Fred: To film Paul Bart: Mall Cop 2, which was coincidentally also shot in Vegas. Probably not an omen.
While members who weren’t on the original appreciated getting a chance to riff it, there wasn’t much of a point to this beyond cheap nostalgia fanservice bait. Also jabs at SOF’s writing are stale and mean spirited by this point. Some unsurprisingly even felt it was inferior to the original. It had mildly more interest than the previous installments due to the subject, but ultimately didn’t change anyone’s outlook on Riffing Theater’s future. Things were looking grim, to say the least. Does Jjs REALLY know how to play the game?
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: Total Drama Alert
SBC drama is ratings gold, so in a unique swerve, the team would riff the most infamous moments from banned members in the style of iDubbbz Content Cop. What could go wrong? You already know who would be featured in it. One particular showcase was of a certain rival group that recently collapsed.
Skeeter aka BooBooKeys: *spams racial slurs and the Cycord crew stays oddly silent*
OMJ: Funny Muffler would never.
Fred: Skeeter Valentine would also never. Let’s call this one SKKKeeter.
Jjs: Remember when the Cy gang constantly acted “woke” and holier than thou? Yeah, hard to take that all in good faith now. All that’s missing from his rap sheet is sexual harassment and harassing autistic people-oh wait.
WhoBob: This was the final straw that made me realize Cy will never change. They attacked others for less, but this was apparently okay. There really isn’t much that sets them apart from 4chan or KiwiFarms. And no, ping spamming isn’t funny. Fuck them.
JCM: First time I visited Cy it was filled with slurs, and at the end it’s also filled with slurs. At least it came full circle.
Slug: There’s a 50/50 chance he’ll find a lucrative career decrying cancel culture and how he “left the left.”
Dman: The bigger question: Does Harold condemn his keys’ behavior?
Winter:
However, the offended exiled members banded together and sued SBC for defamation, cutting this theater’s run short. Jjs channels his Saul Goodman powers and finds a loophole to quash it. The actual riffs received divided responses; while there were funny moments, most felt it was beating dead horses. Due to nearly causing a lawsuit, some wondered if it was even worth continuing riffing theater at this point. But Jjs was undeterred and had another risky idea.
Critikal’s Moist Meter 3000: The Trope Terminator
In a publicity stunt to shake things up, Jjs stepped out and had MoistCritikal (guest staring as himself) replace him as lead riffer. Everyone including Jjs himself were surprised they had the budget to afford his talents for a small community. Maybe some new blood is what the theater needs. Critikal would riff tvtropes pages with the SBC members. It was…certainly a bizarre combination, but the community was seated. One page riffed was Critikal's own tvtropes article, how meta!
Hype Backlash: Some people who are critical of Charlie’s content find it to be an example of “Internet slop”, mass-produced and low-effort Internet content, combined with his apathetic tone to whatever he’s reacting to.
Critikal: Critical of my content, I see what you did there you big brained editors. I’m pretty sure this entry was written by one of Sneako’s alts. I can respect people who don’t like my content, but I’m mostly offended by the insinuation I’m “apathetic” when I personally feel I’ve managed to form a variety with my tonal range over the years. Remember that I was supposed to be an extra in Hunger Games and I got cut for being too good in the role. What a real dookie dogshit stinker of a trope page. It barely scratched the surface of my complex history and half their tropes make no fucking sense. Plugging my page into the Moist Meter, it gets a 20% and that’s being generous. Anyways, the other day I was at Walmart, and this old guy looked at me thinking I was Jesus. He then fell over and died. I might do jail time for that. That’s about it, see ya.
Steel: Well…that just happened and I don’t think we were finished the page. I don’t know how to conclude this. Talk about a Gainax Ending.
Wumbo: Hilarious in Hindsight
Fred: Let’s end this with a Dancing Bear.
While Critikal’s involvement amused some people, others did not feel his style jelled well with SBC’s. Several even went as far as to declare this the moment the theater officially jumped the shark, finding the idea of SBC partnering with a popular YouTuber a ridiculous betrayal. It’s also hard to riff tvtropes when it’s already basically parody. At points, people thought to themselves “wait, why the hell am I reading this?” which you’re probably asking right now. The people exited this one more unsure and burnt out on Riffing Theater than ever before, officially declaring it cooked.
Jjs was stumped. The team was at a loss on what to do next, feeling they’ve exhausted every idea. Jjs then got one last desperate bold idea to save the theater, and they would do it even if it kills them.
Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Musk Massacre
The team would riff Elon Musk’s tweet history. Yes, really. It was certainly no easy task to condense a sea of brainrot into a miniseries. When this was announced, the community was terrified but morbidly curious to see how it’d play out.
Elon:
Jjs: Freeze Peach.
Wumbo: Concerning…
Slug: In a shocking move, Elon has banned any discourse of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Long Live The Empire!
JCM: Sad day for any individuals that wanted to discuss the Commonwealth of Independent States.
OWM: No Computer Information Systems discussion either.
Ex: Time to drop the really big bomb: Elon is in the CIS files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day!
Clappy: The term “DOGE” is an offensive slur. Shame on anyone who uses it.
WhoBob: Damn, he’s more heartbroken over this than Teslas killing people and Vivian hating him.
…But the riffers couldn’t do it. The cringe, the conspiracies, the bigoted dog whistles, the garbage AI memes, the embarrassing begging for Grimes take him back, the flip flopping and deleted posts…it was too much for any sane individual to handle. The cringe ended up killing this riffing team and stopping the theater dead in its tracks faster than Twitter’s revenue stream. It was that bad. And you know what’s worse? Now nobody will ever know the secret meaning behind Tales from the Internet. The screen goes black for good.
In loving memory of the Riffing Theater team. The community never forgot their brave sacrifices. Out of respect for the families, riffs were never attempted again. For those who wanted them to die, I hope you’re happy it came to this.
Did you know that over 100 people a year die from cringe? It may not seem like much, but it’s more than the amount of fanboys Musk has left now.
This is why you should leave well enough alone. Let Riffing Theater rest in peace or this may happen.
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Premieres: Friday, June 28th at 7pm ET/PT
Plot: When Patrick's time closet goes on the fritz, SpongeBob's history is re-written by time traveling interlopers.
Guest Stars: John O'Hurley, Thomas F. Wilson, Cree Summer and Dana Snyder
This will be the fifth tv movie, a crossover with The Patrick Star Show, and the first episode of Season 16 to air. This will revisit several iconic Season 1 episodes.
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1 hour ago, WhoBibbles said:
orange cat behavior
You got a maroon patty! That was your final turn!
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1 hour ago, WhoBibbles said:
indigo for final time
You got 20 exp! That was your final turn!
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Congrats to Zaid's flag for winning!
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On 6/13/2025 at 10:32 PM, 4EverGreen said: Doesn't get much more blue than this.
You got 20 exp! Try again, which will be your final turn!
11 hours ago, WhoBibbles said:Gay Yellow Kitchen Sponge
You got 200 dbs! Try again in 13 hours, which will be your final turn!
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On 6/13/2025 at 10:34 PM, 4EverGreen said: I only want to see you dancing in the (violet) rain!
You got 100 dbs! Try again, which will be your final turn!
11 hours ago, WhoBibbles said:orange you glad?
You got a pink patty! Try again in 13 hours, which will be your final turn!
UFO Race
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You got 30 exp! Try again in 11 hours!