Jjs Goodman

The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears

Jinjo! Weee!

Help!

"call me indiana jones" - Yuno Miles

no autotune, no violence, no nudity, just straight ASS

"I'm going to need gum." - John Wick

My name is Kevin Ethan Levin. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

it's nice henry kissinger knew when to finally take a nap, I hope he's doing well with satan

"I don't believe in Maroon 5, I just believe in me." - John Lennon

Ceiling, your Squidward is talking to me!

Most people wouldn't understand. To make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. I mean, to build bridges, people have to fall.

I've been possessed by a ghost ama

"What a stupid fucking quote." - Shadow the Hedgehog

"Animation is for 12 year olds." -  George Lucas

"He who seeks revenge digs two graves." - Gene Cousineau 

I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.

Quasimodo predicted all this.

The guy was an interior decorator.

I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!

You never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.

"Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington

gabagool

He's not in charge. I am. I know how to press those buttons. Hey, I installed them.

Surrender to the soup, Barry!

Let's go have a chat in my garage.