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Jinjo

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  1. "call me indiana jones" - Yuno Miles

  2. no autotune, no violence, no nudity, just straight ASS 🔥

  3. "I'm going to need gum." - John Wick

  4. My name is Kevin Ethan Levin. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

  5. it's nice henry kissinger knew when to finally take a nap, I hope he's doing well with satan

  6. "I don't believe in Maroon 5, I just believe in me." - John Lennon

  7. Ceiling, your Squidward is talking to me!

  8. Most people wouldn't understand. To make an omelet you have to break a few eggs. I mean, to build bridges, people have to fall.

  9. I've been possessed by a ghost ama

    1. Phoenix Wright

      Phoenix Wright

      Whats your favorite type of toothpaste

  10. "What a stupid fucking quote." - Shadow the Hedgehog

  11. "Animation is for 12 year olds." -  George Lucas

    1. 4EverFreeGuy

      4EverFreeGuy

      Says the guy who (at least officially approved, if not outright created) Jar Jar Binks, in order to exclusively cater to such young kids.

  12. "He who seeks revenge digs two graves." - Gene Cousineau 

  13. I happen to know you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for twenty minutes, nothing but gibberish.

  14. Quasimodo predicted all this.

  15. The guy was an interior decorator.

  16. I have come to reclaim Rome for my people!

  17. You never had the makings of a Varsity athlete.

  18. "Saul Goodman is kind of like a cockroach, in the sense that he’s probably going to survive all nuclear wars, and he’ll still be out there somewhere after mankind has become extinct." - George Washington

  19. He's not in charge. I am. I know how to press those buttons. Hey, I installed them.

  20. Surrender to the soup, Barry!

  21. Let's go have a chat in my garage.

  22. Forgiveness has to be earned.

    1. Danny DeVito

      Danny DeVito

      THEN FUCKING EARN IT!

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