Jjs Goodman

Forgiveness has to be earned.

I'm Tomas.

So where's the actual 3rd season of Mandalorian?

Hey Barry, I got you.

Weesnaw.

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Snooping As Usual I See

We know they look delicious, but please refrain from licking the rides. That would be disgusting.

I was just about to consume this delicious banana! Tasty!

Baldy Nosehair.

Dhar Mann has failed us, utterly heartbroken

https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/barely-get-paid-enough-pay-rent-dhar-mann-actors-strike-drama-explained-youtuber-faces-cancellation

We're not just telling stories, we're stealing paychecks.

Legend has it if you look in a mirror and say "Echidna" three times, Ken Penders will appear and sue you.

A Chaos Emerald? You've got to be kidding me, guys! This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.

"Anime was a mistake." - Shadow the Hedgehog

"Stop quoting things I have never said." - John Lennon

"Anything less than the best is a felony." - Vanilla Ice

"Haha, I don't really know." - Junichi Masuda

This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off!

did you know that Tonight Tonight by the Smashing Pumpkins sounds very similar to His World

Can you find the doggy? Where is the doggy? Can you tell me where the doggy is?

What doesn't kill you make you stranger.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Still... juries, right? You never can tell. It's a roll of the dice.

I genuinely, whole-heartedly believe that tvtropes should be read as a satire website at this point. Trust me, makes it much more enjoyable.

"Continuity is for wimps" - George Lucas