Jjs Goodman

you may now KISS THE BRIDE

You're going straight to hell!

Can I have a dozen red roses please?

Smile and wave.

It's like they always say in Brooklyn!

In a surprise turn of events, Jeb Bush has declared himself President of the United States!

Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.

We're going to the Tilted Towers

"A rushed game is forever good, but a delayed game is eventually bad." - Stephen Hillenburg

"Astro Bot is better than God himself." - Keanu Reeves

"Spyro 4 releasing September 11th, 2091. Source: A monkey." - Canadian Guy Eh

I'm an International Assassin

Marvel vs. Capcom, Soulja Vs. The World

I hereby decree that July 4th is now 4Kids Remembrance Day.

America can be defined in two words: Ragh shaguboo

Look, I could barely explain the nutty adventure I just went on. So i'm not going to, I don't- I don't want to talk about it. I've seen the devil.

Charlie, what does it mean? Charlie, you were my everything. World's fucked up, man. Charlie, am I losing my goddamn mind? If it's gone, where will I find...it?

All we had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!

Tommy Vercetti, remember the name!

The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears

Jinjo! Weee!

Help!

"call me indiana jones" - Yuno Miles

no autotune, no violence, no nudity, just straight ASS

"I'm going to need gum." - John Wick