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Part 4: Joey vs. Slim Shady Yuno’s friends make their way further through the Yeezus island’s exotic sights, arriving near a mountainous terrain. Seeking his promised character development, Joey wishes he could be as good as a duelist as Yuno someday. Yuno reassures him with the usual spiel that as long as he believes in the heart of the cards and lyrics, he can do anything. Yuno gives Joey his Time Wizard to add to his deck for good luck, literally and figuratively. Suddenly, out of the shady shadows appears Eminem, Kanye's next minion. Tristan exclaims he can’t believe it’s the real Slim Shady! Eminem greets them by rapping: “That’s an awfully hot coffee pot, should I drop it on Yuno Miles, probably not, but that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot!" Eminem uses a dinosaur themed deck, a subtle reference to how old and out of touch he is. Yuno starts giving shoutouts to the dinosaurs, ready to duel. But Joey offers Yuno to step aside for a well earned break, wanting to prove he can rely on himself and defeat Eminem. Tristan doesn’t think this is a good idea since if he loses the duel, he loses his soul, but Yuno trusts in Joey’s strength. Joey says he’s one rapper who’s not afraid to diss Eminem and challenges him. Eminem scoffs Joey off as a third rate duelist, but will accept the challenge as he senses this will be over quick. He warns Yuno he’s next after he beats Joey. Eminem then reveals his Millennium Item: The Millennium Bling, a fancy shiny ring around his neck. Spooky shadows appear around the area again and echoing through the shadows are Eminem’s pissy diss responses to critics, which try to throw Joey off balance. Tea fears Joey has no chance, but Yuno believes in him. The duel begins. Joey doesn't do well initially, having his Baby Dragon destroyed by Eminem’s Two Bump Heads King Rex. Eminem’s monsters also gain a power bonus thanks to the mountain field effect, putting Joey at a further disadvantage. He manages to rally with Axe Raider and Flame Swordsman against Two Bump Heads King Rex and Godzillowler. But it doesn’t last, as Joey’s monsters are soon destroyed by Closet Cleaning Raptor. Eminem offers Joey a chance to surrender so he won’t suffer a completely humiliating defeat. It takes him remembering his well-developed friendships with Yuno, Tristan and Tea to help him keep fighting. Joey uses the Swamp and Lava Battleguards as a team to deflect Eminem’s attacks, but the dinosaur duelist has a powerful dragon waiting in the shadows: The Red-Eyes Slim Shade Dragon. While less powerful than Fantano’s Blue-Eyes, the dragon is versatile and strong, and Joey has nothing that can stand against it. Especially not once Eminem plays Dragon Nails to boost his power to that of Blue-Eyes. Eminem then wagers Joey his Red-Eyes for the Time Wizard card he'd intended to combo with Baby Dragon. Joey is putting all his faith into Time Wizard’s luck. He then Flip Summons Time Wizard, wiping the smile off of Eminem’s face, and casts its Time Roulette effect. If the effect fails, his monster will self-destruct and take out the few Life Points Joey has left. But by sheer luck, Time Wizard’s roulette lands on a Time Machine, which ages Red-Eyes Slim Shade Dragon into a fossil and collapses it into dust, netting Joey the win. Joey brags that Eminem felt the full power of his Brooklyn Rage and is proud to be more than a third rate duelist, even though his win came down to rolling dice. Yuno gives Joey an approving thumb up and cliched moral certifying his character development. Eminem is about to lose his soul and a tear is brought to his eye, as the duel reminded him of when he put heart into rapping. He throws his Red-Eyes to Joey, recognizing he earned it fair and square. A card with his at peace face is left behind. Yuno picks up the Millennium Bling; three items remain. After witnessing one of the world’s most famous rappers die before them, Yuno and friends decide to have a jolly camp for the night. Meanwhile, Anthony Fantano has been on a quest of self-discovery following his defeat to Yuno. Fellow music critics and rappers think he’s cooked following his historic defeat against Yuno, which has been talk of the world. Anthony is not letting the mockery ruin his mojo, but he did realize he’s been viewing Yuno wrong all this time. He then hears through the grapevine that Yuno and friends went to Yeezus Kingdom for some reason. I’m also not sure if anyone knows Rap Critic went missing. Anthony realizes what must be going on here, and he too has beef with Kanye after his brutal takedown of Vultures 1. Anthony knows he must be the one to face Kanye and save rap. He books a flight to Yeezus Kingdom. Dun dun dun.

Part 3: The Drake Part Tea decides to contribute to the plot by searching on Google for Kanye’s whereabouts. They learn he’s holed up at an asylum on his private island: Yeezus Kingdom. Conveniently, Kanye left them a cruise ticket to his humbled abode inside the package, as his arrogance is hungry for the challenge. Yuno is eager to get Rap Critic’s soul back. They pack their things and head to the boat’s location. One of Kanye’s minions is waiting for them, who escorts them on board. They are then greeted by Drake, much to their disappointment as they were hoping for someone else. He claims he was “invited" by Kanye to collaborate on their next album, though they sense something isn’t right. Joey whispers they better hide any kids on the boat, and Tea is concerned he might be checking her out. Drake congratulates Yuno on defeating Anthony Fantano with Tupacia. He’s always wanted to see the legendary cards up close. Yuno, none the wiser, shows him the cards and Drake looks impressed. He then walks to a railing, and the group panics, realizing what that crazy asshole is about to do. “SAY GOODBYE TO TUPACIA!” Drake yelled in a nasally voice, as the five cards go flying overboard into the sea, thus taking away Yuno’s trump cards. Joey calls him one of the dumbest motherfuckers who ever lived because a real talented duelist would’ve, y’know, kept the cards that auto win the game. Hell, Tristan says even he wouldn’t be stupid enough to do that. Drake is infuriated so he challenges Yuno to a duel when they reach Yeezus Kingdom. Drake disses him by saying he has no talent and only got lucky due to Tupacia. Yuno accepts, saying he can defeat him without Tupacia. The boat docks at the island, and they chase Drake into a forest. Drake then pulls out his own Millennium item: The Millennium Headphones, which lets him drown out the world and any insults thrown at his fragile ego. He activates the Headphones and a shadowy mist covers the area, turning the forest freaky. Drake reveals that to add stakes to this game, whoever loses the duel…loses their soul (!). Tea jokes that she didn’t think Drake still had a soul. Tristan warns to Yuno, “If you lose the duel, you lose your soul!” just so he really knows the stakes here. He really looks out for his friend. The duel begins with Drake playing his Killer Nokia and Hotline Beetle bug monsters. Drake reveals another twist in that due to the forest setting, his bugs receive a defense boost. Yuno fights valiantly, but not knowing all of the bullshit boosts puts him at a disadvantage. However, he uses Drake’s overconfidence against him, luring him into a trap with Swag Force Mirror that destroys all of his insect monsters on the field. Drake’s life points are taken down to 555. When Drake places the Cocoon of Evolution on the field, though, it's only a matter of time before whatever's lurking inside hatches. It makes nasty noises that sound like Drake trying to flirt. Knowing he has to destroy Drake’s cocoon before the creature inside can hatch and wipe him out, Yuno uses a Fire Land card to wipe out the forest surroundings, allowing Jackie Chan the Fierce Knight to destroy the cocoon. However, the Certified Freak Mottho, while not as strong as it would be, had evolved enough to hatch. Its power puts Yuno at a severe disadvantage thanks to its poison. Yuno activates Polymerization from his hand to fuse Curse of the Rapper with Jackie Chan and fusion summon Jackie Chan the Rapping Champion in Attack Position. But even Jackie Chan the Rapping Champion isn't enough to stop the Mottho. Tristan reminds Yuno yet again that if he loses the duel, he loss his soul. Yuno thanks him for the astute observation. Yuno is able to turn the match around with the spell card Celsius the Magical Mist and Summoned Subaru, which electrocutes the Mottho and wins him the game. Yami Yuno finishes his verse by scolding Drake that he won his duels by lying, creeping and cheating, but a true champion plays with honor. Drake suffers a worse panic attack than the one he had when Not Like Us first dropped. His Millennium Headphones act freaky and he screams out in horrifying agony, being consumed by the shadows. Drake’s soul (what little he had left anyways) is taken away and all that’s left behind is a card with his face on it. Yuno picks up the Millennium Headphones, keeping it safe in his backpack. Three down, four to go. They’re one step closer to saving his best friend, Rap Critic, much to Joey’s annoyance. As for Drake’s soul card, it was left there with nobody giving a damn. “Yuno…if you lose the duel…you lose your soul!” Tristan reminded one last time despite the duel being over. Oh Tristan. The group makes their way deeper into the island. As for the Tupacia cards, those remain lost at sea and will never be recovered.

Part 2: The Mic is Thrown After defeating Anthony Fantano, life returns to normal for Yuno and friends. Joey wants to learn how to play Rap Monsters properly after a loss to Tea, vowing to train under Rap Critic. Tristan continues to be vitally important to the plot, doing his thing. Rap Critic is proud of Yuno for his victory and honored that his teachings paid off. He says he almost views Yuno as his own grandson, wink. Rap Critic says as the mentor, it’s finally time he told Yuno the obligatory backstory and what he’s been training him for. Rap Critic reveals that a secret powerful society of men have been controlling rap, bringing upon the plagues of mumble rap, Swedish song writers and more that has hurt the art for the past few years. The society stole the remaining Millennium items and want to use all seven’s powers for a sinister purpose. However, Rap Critic was able to secure two of them from their clutches: the first being the Millennium Juul which he gifted to Yuno, and the Millennium Album, which he keeps locked away inside his shop. He says Yuno is the one destined to defeat this group and save rap by believing in the heart of the lyrics (and his cards). Yuno is ready to take on whoever else comes his way and thinks he’ll cook them even faster than they did Fantano. However, Rap Critic tells him to hold his horses because they still have training to do if he wants to defeat the group. Yuno mixes together his personal deck and Rap Critic’s. At the asylum, Kanye West is revealed to be the ringleader of the society that Rap Critic speak of: The Society of Ye. He’s dressed up the place with creepy Illuminati themed digs. Once a brilliant respected rapper, he suffered a serious mental break due to the loss of his wife, causing him to turn to the dark arts and repulsive world views. His quest lead him to Egypt, where he discovered ancient tablets depicting the Shadow Rap Games and Millennium items. Inspired by the tablets and to make himself relevant again, Kanye created Rap Monsters from the tablets! Yep, we’re getting all the lore out of the way now. Upon learning Yuno has the Millennium Juul, his curiosity shoots up harder than his dosage of medication. Kanye says he’ll let Yuno finish, but he has one of the best mic drops of all time ready… A package for Yuno is delivered to Rap Critic’s record store; I guess the Society of Ye controls the postal service too. Everyone is shocked to see it’s from Kanye West himself, who they know as that once famous rapper who kinda went crazy and created Rap Monsters. Yuno credits Kanye for his career and wonders if he’s congratulating him. Inside the package contains a disc and he puts it into the television, where he is stunned to find Kanye challenging him to a duel in real-time! The Kanye on the tape reveals he also possesses a Millennium Item—the Millennium Microphone—and, using its powers, freezes time and draws Yuno through the tape into the Shadow Realm where the monsters are as real as they are. Scary shit, man. Kanye challenges Yuno to a duel to test his skills. They'll play for fifteen minutes, and whoever has more Life Points at the end will win. However, the Microphone allows Kanye to read Yuno’s mind, look through his voice, and thus counter every strategy he has. Kanye then reveals to Yuno that Rap Monsters isn't actually his game and he merely sampled it. It existed in Ancient Egypt long ago, where deadly Shadow Rap Games were played until a Pharaoh sealed them away with the Millennium Items. And if you read the exposition in episode 1 then that ain’t new. He adds that there is magic inside the Juul that would change Yuno’s life if he knew how to harness it. Kanye simply throws down a card face-down, then tells Yuno he won't win with the Dragon card he's holding, shocking Yuno, as he is indeed holding the Cheeseburger Deluxe Dragon card. Kanye claims to be able to know every move Yuno will make before he does, and proves it by playing Dragon Capture Jar to steal Yuno’s Cheeseburger Deluxe Dragon. Kanye plays the Dragon Rapper to brainwash the Cheeseburger Deluxe Dragon and use it against Yuno, delivering his own lyrics back at him and taking away a good chunk of his life points. Yuno’s heartbroken his idol would do this to him and is struggling on how to counter this. He prepares to play Indiana Jones, until he realizes that Kanye is using the Millennium Microphone to read his cards. He decides to play a card without looking at it, figuring that if he doesn't know what it is, neither will Kanye. He pulls a card from his deck and places it on the field. Kanye, expecting Indiana Jones, placed the trap card Gold Digger, but Yuno reveals his card to be Dank Magician, nulling the effect. It attacks and destroys Cheeseburger Deluxe Dragon, making Yuno take the lead. Kanye credits the clever move, but brags it won't be enough to defeat his genius. After more moves, Kanye summons the Dark Fantasy Mage and entrances the Dank Magician with the Freestyle of Illusion. Just as Yuno is about to strike back with the Summoned Subaru, unfortunately it’s too late because the timer runs out. He loses by default, which is some bullshit tbh. As punishment, Kanye takes Rap Critic’s soul away. He brags that Yuno will have to come to him in order to save him…but not without facing his minions along the way! Yuno wakes up back in the real world and clutches the television as Rap Critic’s soul fades from view. He shouts out “Oh my god!” one last time before disappearing. Everyone cries. Yuno yells “IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM! IT’S NOT FAIR!” in an award worthy performance and vows to get his best friend back. Before you question “isn’t Joey his best friend,” how about both. Back at the asylum, Kanye tasks the rest of his henchmen to defeat Yuno and his friends. He sends Drake up first, who utilizes a disturbing freaky deck…of bugs. Hopefully just bugs.

In this miniseries parody of Yu-Gi-Oh, famed rapper Yuno Miles embarks on a quest to save rap from the forces of evil. Backstory: The history of rap is said to extent 5,000 years into the past to ancient Egypt. Ancient lyrical games serve as magic ceremonies to foretell the fortunes of men and kings and even to change a person's fate. Such ceremonies were known as Shadow Rap Games. In the modern day, a certain upstart rapper takes a hit of the mysterious Millennium Juul, which inside houses the spirit of an ancient pharaoh. He becomes heir to the Shadow Rap Game. This man, who possesses two hearts — one of light and one of darkness — was known to men as "Yu-No-Miles!" Part 1: The Heart of the Lyrics After that bit of exposition, we're taken to a QueUp Festival, where Yuno Miles is teaching his Italian friend Joey Wheeler how to play Rap Monsters, the hottest children’s card game on the planet where you rap while playing cards. Then we are introduced to Yuno’s other friends: Tea, the token woman of the group, and Tristan, who has so much hidden character depth it won’t be properly explored in this series. Tea explains the rules to Tristan, such as how the higher a monster’s attack points, the more powerful your verses are. Fellow attendee, music critic, and one of the top ranked duelists in the world Anthony Fantano (who recently gave Yuno’s debut album a negative review, so they have beef) isn’t interested in their conversation at all—until he hears that Yuno’s friend Rap Critic, who runs a record store and taught Yuno everything he knows about the game, owns an extremely rare card. Fantano decides to check it out for himself. At the record store, Rap Critic proudly displays his Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon, of which only four exist in the world. The card is famed for its unstoppable power as much as its rarity and baldness, which makes Anthony Fantano the perfect person to barge in and attempt to obtain it. While he offers the rival critic a briefcase full of rare cards and as much money as he'd ask for, Rap Critic refuses — the card was a gift from a dear friend of his. Fantano leaves in a huff, but still plans to get his hands on the card by any means necessary. Fantano orders his fans to kidnap Rap Critic under the guise of challenging him to a duel. Rap Critic does duel Fantano, but it ends poorly; “Oh my god, I can’t believe this!” Rap Critic yelled in defeat. Yuno only finds out about the preceding events when Fantano himself calls to tell him his friend isn't feeling well. Yuno and his friends rush to The Needle Drop studio, where they find Rap Critic has failed to defeat Fantano and lost the Blue-Eyes. To twist the knife, Fantano tears the card in two so it can never be used against him. The shock of losing the duel and the card proves too much, but Rap Critic gives Yuno his deck to teach Fantano respect for the cards and lyrics. Yuno’s friends agree to take him to the hospital while he faces Fantano alone. Before they leave, Tea draws a smiley face on all of their hands as a symbol of their friendship. You could say they’re…the Smiling Friends. Yuno faces Fantano, and the Millennium Juul begins to glow, allowing the pharaoh’s spirit to take over. Now taller, sterner, and much more confident, Yami Yuno is determined to defeat Fantano and avenge those he's hurt. The Duel begins to the beat. Fantano toys with him at first, saying wannabes like him are why rap has declined and reminds him that his album sucks. He then unleashes his own Blue-Eyes Melon Dragon, surprising Yuno. Soon, all three Blue-Eyes are on the field, and even Yuno most trusted card, the Dank Magician, has fallen before the dragons. Defeat seems near, but Yuno realizes that the four, seemingly useless cards gathered in his hands are actually parts of a greater puzzle. He draws the last piece of Tupacia the Forbidden One, which wins the duel instantly. “TUPACIA, OBLITERATE!” Yuno commanded. Fantano is shocked at losing for the first time in his life. Yami Yuno punishes him with one of the coldest freestyles ever spat. It goes so hard it crushes Fantano’s mind and expels the darkness within his heart. It open his mind to the heart of the lyrics and Yuno’s musical talents. Rap Critic awakens unharmed, and realizes Yuno is the one he’s been waiting for who will save rap. Meanwhile, in an asylum, a mysterious man with a golden microphone is told that a rapper named Yuno just beat Anthony Fantano in a duel...

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For the first time ever, we are doing a Best SBC Events Countdown to celebrate our event catalog! Our events have become our most iconic feature, so as a community we’ll rank which are the greatest up until this point. All you have to do is a submit to me (whether through PM or Discord DM) a top 10 list of your favorite SBC events over the years. If you’ve forgotten our events or need a refresher of what occurred at certain ones, here’s a complete list with links to their respective wiki pages. Couple of guidelines: You do not have to have physically been at the event to put it on a favorites list if the information about it intrigues you, though it would be a more authentic list if you were. If you want to include an event with multiple editions (Octerror Fest, Snowcember Ball, Arcade Anarchy, March Madness, etc) but can’t pick a standout favorite, then you can just list the series. The following are not eligible for this list: Version launch parties, Stop What You Are Doing and Golden Community Awards. Anything else that’s on the document linked above is fair game. The deadline to submit a list to me will be by January 23rd but I can extend it if need be. For a smaller side gift, several past holiday collectables are available for a limited time in the store! We’ll also be doing our traditional Christmas party and raffle on Discord, so join that to win some more gifts! Have a great holiday season!

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