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  1. People on this site have said a lot about the quality of Maroon 5 in the 2010s, myself included.  They have released a lot of bland hollow, often bad music.  But good lord, their latest single isn’t even interesting in the slightest bit.  I’m all but sure that a computer processed this entire song and forced it onto the listening public.  And unlike some of their other bad singles, there isn’t a minor element that makes it stand out.  What a limp lifeless piece of dog crap.

     

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    2. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Speaking of the music video, what is it even trying to convey? Am I supposed to pass off Adam dimension hopping by using a scorpion to wake up a girl in a casket, turning a woman's face into a McDonald's secret sauce, and diving into the deep abyss from his bathtub while having intercourse fully clothed as art? Oh wait, this music video concept of Adam wandering around the spirit world WAS ALREADY USED FOR THE BAND'S PREVIOUS VIDEO.

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      all I gotta say is any piece of media that involves Adam Levine getting repeatedly injured is okay by me

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      The end of the video does confirm that Adam Levine is CGI now.  Only adding fuel to the fire of current Maroon 5 songs being created by a computer program and not an actual band.

  2.  Since I don’t see a topic for it, I’m just going to make a status about it.  The Peter Rabbit movie looks freaking terrible.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      saying james corden is a good actor is like saying james corden is good at anything he does

    3. President Squidward

      President Squidward

      what really infuriates me is that they turned peter rabbit into a dick

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      Oooo he’s a rebel just for kicks now.

  3. When I'm on my death bed, I'll look back at three particular moments in my life and remember them as the greatest things that ever happened to me:

    1. The day I marry my future wife.
    2. The births of my eventual children.
    3. The day the Philadelphia Eagles won the freaking Super Bowl!

    1. kylie

      kylie

      i feel this way about the day gaga released Just Dance 

    2. E.V.I.L.

      E.V.I.L.

      Your life rocks <3

       

  4. Same profile music.

  5. Almost finished with my Worst Movies of 2017 list.  Don’t say this often, but I’m very proud of how this one is turning out.  Can’t wait to share it with you guys...in a few hours.

  6. Missed the Golden Globes last night, but I saw the list of winners.  I did not think “Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri” was that good of a movie, yet it was the biggest winner from last night.  It’s going to be a long awards season if that’s the early front runner.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      Haven't seen the movie yet but Frances McDormand is probably one of the coolest actresses alive :Laugh: 

      what did you think of the other winners?

    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      Frances McDormand is easily being the best acting wise and definitely the second best performance she’s ever given (Fargo will always be her best).  But the rest of the movie I thought was awkwardly structured, shot, and scored.  It’s just a very awkward movie, which I get it’s a dark comedy while also being a crime drama.  I don’t know, I just feel like The Shape of Water is like fifty times better than Three Billboards and that movie got snubbed.

      Lady Bird is great and I have no problem with it winning.  And the other big winner, Big Little Lies, I’ve never seen since I don’t have HBO.

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      you could always watch it online :funny: It really is an incredible show.

  7. How do you make probably my favorite song on the 24K Magic album even better?  By giving it a remix with Cardi B and making an In Living Color inspired music video.  There isn't anything out like this right now.  So freaking great guys.

    1. Katniss

      Katniss

      It's got me drippin' with finesse.

    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      1st time listening to this song: Yeah this is alright, not his best tho, Cardi B's probably the best part

      2nd time: Bruno Mars and Cardi B are the only artists who matter anymore

  8. If you didn’t already think Logan Paul is human garbage, wait until you see his latest video making fun of a deceased person who committed suicide...and making the corpse his thumbnail.  The less we see of the Pauls’ in 2018, the better.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      the apology video is already 1st on trending.........................yup that says enough

       

    3. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      how many people are there saying that logan paul has nothing to apologize for, too

    4. Metal Snake

      Metal Snake

      @Young Nug You mean Asian Jake Paul's diss track. (smirk)

      Literally just finished watching two videos discussing this. Disgusted by the behavior of these chuckleheads, disgusted by the fact that they actually get money for doing this, and most of all disgusted by Youtube letting them become their poster boys.

  9. Late to the party here, but Post Malone said WHAT about rap music?!

    http://djbooth.net/news/entry/2017-11-20-post-malone-hip-hop

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      seriously tho stop making this ugly talentless fucker a thing 2018

    3. sbl

      sbl

      sweeter than a pop tart

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      I reluctantly like Post Malone’s music a lot but this wasn’t surprising when it happened, dude is the definition of culture vulture 

  10. For as untalented and as big of a hack as I think G-Eazy is, he sure knows how to recruit song stealing featured artists.

  11. Note to self.  Never order a new laptop battery online ever again.  It’s taken two weeks for mine to ship and still no sign for the forseeable future.  I’ve got projects to work on so hurry hurry Amazon!

  12. Festivus is your heritage.  It’s a part of who you are.

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    2. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      festivus is not over until you PIN ME

    3. Cha

      Cha

      I GOT A LOTTA PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE.

    4. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      when do we get to the feats of strength

  13. Hey.  It is December...you know what that means?!??

    LIST SEASON!

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    2. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      he's making a list

      he's checking it twice

      to see which songs/movies/shows are naughty or nice

    3. fortnitefan12

      fortnitefan12

      oh, I thought you meant a christmas list

    4. Wumbo

      Wumbo

      it's like we have our very own clappy on sbc

  14. I’ve got issues with “Issues” by Julia Michaels being nominated for Song of the Year at the Grammys.

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    2. kylie

      kylie

      melodrama is better than all the other albums nominated and thats just the tea. she or kendrick are the only acceptable options 

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      if it goes to either Lorde or Kendrick I'll be happy, but I know there'll be backlash if Lorde wins

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      melodrama's probably going to win but imo every album up there deserves it although 24K Magic is def the weakest 

      fingers crossed for bino kendrick or Jay

  15. “Emmy Winning Episode” is the best episode of Family Guy in a VERY long time.

    1. Hayden

      Hayden

      I'm just glad everything's back to normal

    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      honestly i wasn't really impressed???? I liked Three Directors more tbh.

    3. Joe Biden

      Joe Biden

      That episode title itself deserves an Emmy.

  16. Tmw you haven’t been to this site in a month and you still think it’s SWYAD and you log in with the wrong name.

    1. Rebel the Wolfgirl
    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      Clapstreet's back, alright!

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      yo claps. what's up?

  17. We live in a world where a live action Dora the (Teenage) Explorer movie with Michael Bay as its producer is going to be a thing.

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    2. MMM

      MMM

      This'll be a fun one to explain to future generations.

    3. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      I wanna see a Blue's Clues neo-noir live action film next.

    4. Old Man Jenkins

      Old Man Jenkins

      "MR. STEVE YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER. I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES."

      Pawprint.png

  18. Christ this “Gucci Gang” song is hella trash.  Why is this popular?  I can’t be the only one who thinks this sucks a fat one.

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    2. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      gucci gang trash but lil pump is one of those "you gotta turn your brain off" rappers

      Boss and Flex Like Ouu SLAP

    3. kylie

      kylie

      lil pump wouldnt be good eveen if you were braindead

    4. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      spoken like someone who's diamonds don't flex Rick Ross 

  19. Ooh woo I'm a rebel just for kicks now.

    1. Old Man Jenkins
    2. sbl

      sbl

      I been feeling it since 1966, now 
       

      also can you not because this song is literally playing on every radio station in Toronto now

    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      are you a rebel for pumped up kicks tho (smirk) 

  20. Have you seen this scotty dog?

    1. SpongeOddFan

      SpongeOddFan

      no, but i''m a vampire hahaha!

  21. Tmw I modified some of my old movie reviews on here to submit for an actual job application to be a legit film critic.

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    2. Clappy

      Clappy

      I actually submitted my reviews for Pan and Fan4stic since those were two of my strongest ones for recent films.

    3. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      woohoo, Claps. Good luck man. Your reviews are amazing and you deserve this job.

    4. kylie

      kylie

      yas clapper get that money boo 

  22. Blade Runner 2049.  Best movie of the year fam.

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    2. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      It's today. I definitely need to watch it. GRRR.

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Renegade, get off my status with those blatant lies.  SOF, good movie.  WhoBob, enjoy!

    4. WhoBibbles

      WhoBibbles

      Last 8 hour changes. I'm debating myself if I should see it or not in the theaters because the movie is most likely censored a bit in my country due to nudity and I've heard there were disconnections with a few of the dialogue. That's a big shame since I've seen Deadpool, The Revevant and Logan in the theaters and none got censorship. It's annoying as hell. I won't see it today because it's too late and I wanna go home but idk If I should see it in theaters. What do you think? :P

  23. Legend has it that if you sing into the mirror for more than a minute and a half, Quavo appears and does a guest verse.

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    2. Wumbo
    3. Katniss

      Katniss

      MR. WORLDWIDE

    4. Clappy

      Clappy

      That's only if you do the Pitbull yelp into the mirror.

  24. Thinking ahead about the best/worst of the year thread for 2017.  I'm probably not going to do a Worst of Television list since I don't feel like talking about Family Guy for the umpteenth time or how Fuller House has become unbearable (which it has).  Sorry to break anyone's hearts for the heads up, so I'll just say Big Mouth is the worst show of 2017 just for that trailer alone.

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    2. So Sejima

      So Sejima

      You can do a Worst of Netflix because oh fucking god why Netflix why did you give Jaden Smith an anime

    3. Clappy

      Clappy

      Lol a worst of Netflix list would be pretty simplistic for this year: Death Note, Sandy Wexler, Fuller House, the trailer for Big Mouth, the idea of a Jaden Smith anime...

    4. Steel Sponge

      Steel Sponge

      Except it's not an anime about Jaden Smith, it's an anime starring Jaden Smith, which also happens to have been penned by the frontman of Vampire Weekend. However, the character Jaden portrays seems to have much to do with the negative reviews that Neo Yokio has been getting recently.

  25.   Netflix.  You've gone too far.

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    2. Katniss

      Katniss

      yeah I think it looks bad too, which is a shame since the voice cast is filled with talented people

    3. Young Nug

      Young Nug

      Who the fuck is even the audience for this 

      kids aren't gonna be allowed to watch it and any adult that commits to watching is probably a pedophile- ah I see now

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