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Before SBC What If’s, Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000 was one of the most successful works on the community bonding many together. It was permanently laid to rest back in 2023 with Tales from the Internet, which Jjs thought was a perfect note to send it out on even with its ambiguous ending. But what if…it kept going and overstayed its welcome? Episode 28: What If…Jjs’ Riffing Theater Jumped the Shark? The people craved MOAR! In this timeline, Jjs caved to the people’s demands and kept making more Riffing Theater miniseries to mixed results. Clappy and Wumbo also continued to contribute despite protests from one lurker angered that “adults shouldn’t be riffing” because apparently there’s an age limit of when people can no longer contribute to friend projects. I for one appreciate Clappy being able to still occasionally riff while juggling a family in this timeline, great balanced work ethic. However, there were subconscious wonders within the veteran riffers if they could still come out swinging after this long. To balance them out, of course newer members joined along. Some riffers who hadn't appeared in years would also drop by occasionally and cause the Leo pointing meme. Now here’s a speedrun of riffs that occurred in this timeline. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: Enter the Atrocityverse Because he was the natural punching bag to pick, the riffing crew decided to rip Mr. Enter a new one in this miniseries. There were concerns if they’d be able to say anything that hasn’t already been said about him, but they took the task. One of the obvious picks was his Turning Red review. Enter: This film takes place less than a year after the September 11 terrorist attacks. I bring this up because it radically altered the culture of the time, in ways that make this movie feel exceptionally ignorant of the time. Jjs: Here it is folks, one of the most despised and mocked moments in cartoon reviewing history (also why most of you joined)! I’m gonna bow out and let y’all have fun with this one. Slug: JCM: I’m glad someone else agrees that children’s movies need to have their characters directly look into the camera and address historical tragedies. Ex: So hypothetically let’s say the movie had seriously addressed 9/11, I’m curious what his reaction would’ve been. What if it wasn’t respectful enough?? Careful what you wish for! OMJ: WhoBob: If the movie had addressed it, I hope Mei would’ve said “America deserved 9/11” just to make things more interesting. Steel: For all we know, maybe it takes place in a timeline where 9/11 never happened. That would’ve had many potentially interesting world building implications. Clappy: Something else that’s exceptionally ignorant is denying COVID’s existence. Good thing the film didn’t take place in 2020 instead or Enter would’ve had a tantrum when the characters address it. Enter the Atrocityverse received mixed reviews. While the Turning Red riffs were praised as the standout, the rest of the miniseries didn’t have enough substance to take potshots with beyond Squidward Torture Porn and 9/11 jokes. Users lamented the lack of surreal goofiness that helped make Doug entertaining despite his many faults. Turns out riffing a miserable asshole isn’t that entertaining. Oh well, they can’t all be winners. Many chalked this up to a fluke and hoped that the next miniseries idea would be better. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Gamer Grievances Since riffing a miserable asshole critic didn’t work, the riffing crew tried a goofier critic per Fred’s request. It didn’t get many participants since Irate Gamer was a niche subject. One of the chosen episodes was the infamous Super Mario Bros 2 review which had been a frequent source of memes. Irate Gamer: First of all, there’s nothing remotely familiar in this game that was included in the previous ones. And the real shitshocker is that the villain of the previous game has been replaced by a fat frog named Wart. This makes no sense whatsoever! Jjs: An Italian plumber with super jumping powers fights a dragon-turtle in a magical land of mushrooms and THAT’S what baffles him the most? Fred: What a fuck load of shit…shocker. Steel: It’s like they always say in Brooklyn, the early bird catches the worm…or is it frog? Fa: “Nothing remotely familiar” even though Mario’s in it. Unless that’s a doppelgänger? The Gamer Grievances did not receive much traction since it was a smaller theater. While some liked the more chill style that harkened back to the original Riffing Theater’s smaller projects, there overall wasn’t much to say about Irate Gamer’s antics. Oh well, hopefully the next one’s better. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Critic Chronicles 2 When the other flop critics don’t work for riffing material, you go back to who worked best! The crew chose another batch of Nostalgia Critic episodes not riffed on the first theater. The first episode chosen was Detective Pikachu because we had to shoehorn Pokemon in here somewhere. Chester A. Bum: Critic, buddy, I have to tell you something. That joke is played. Nostalgia Critic: (dismissive laugh) Wait a minute. Are you indicating that I, the Nostalgia Critic... Chester A. Bum: You're gonna do the running joke about always doing running jokes, aren't you? (A collage of NC running gags appears next to NC, including Casper the Friendly Ghost, the Bat Credit Card, Chuck Norris, Frying the Coke, and the Burger King, but NC pushes the gags away) Wumbo: WHERE’S ELEPHANT OMJ: Or the Big Lipped Alligator Moment? Then again, maaaaybe its omission here means Doug still likes it? Jjs: Didn’t he already get this wallowing out of his system in Christmas with the Kranks? This is becoming more stale and tired than Pokemon’s formula. Clappy: For real, how many fucking times is he going to beat this “running gag” of hating his old memes into the ground only to keep using them? We’re not who we were indeed. Kat: Jokes about hating Pokemon and the classic era memes…yep, some things never really change. Slug: REMEMBER THAT DOUG HATES POKEMON? REMEMBER CHESTER A BUM? REMEMBER BURGER KING? I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM! Ex: If we really wanna ride down the nostalgia (hehe) memory lane, can I rewatch Kickassia for the first time while blazed? It’d be better than this. Winter: As someone with minimal NC knowledge, I joined this because of Pokemon, and now I’m completely lost. Great start! The Critic Chronicles 2 received mostly apathetic or negative reactions, with the common sentiment that it repeated itself and added nothing the first Critic Chronicles didn’t already say. Shrek 2 this was certainly not. This permanently put the nail in the coffin of Nostalgia Critic memes for SBC and nobody wanted to talk about him ever again. Jjs publicly apologized and promised no more critic riffs. Whispering sentiment began to circulate that riffing theater might be out of steam. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Simpson Slayer No more critics, so the team took another stab at cartoons. Since Family Guy got riffed, it made sense to riff its cousin too. Jjs had reservations about going through with this but had no better miniseries ideas, so why not? (Which is essentially what happened with Family Guy Funny Moments oops) One of the chosen episodes was No Good Read Goes Unpunished due to an infamous scene that’s been memed to death. Lisa: Something that started decades ago and was applauded and inoffensive is now politically incorrect... What can you do? [scene pans to a photo of Apu] Marge: Some things will be handled at a later date. Lisa: If at all. Jjs: It’s been 8 years since this episode and we’re still waiting on the “later date.” Clappy: 50 seasons later and Apu is still missing from the show under “mysterious circumstances.” Wumbo: Cool, and here I’m still waiting for the actual fucking joke. Slug: Al Jean DESTROYS liberals by…doing nothing at all. WhoBob: Why the hell is Lisa taking the anti-PC stance here? Dman: I’m more fascinated by the implications of them randomly having a photo of Apu in their house. Nuggets: I could write a whole 2012 me essay on why this scene fucking sucks, but that’s giving this spineless nothing “statement” more credit than it deserves. Grown adults really sat down, thought this was an intelligent way to tackle the issue and gave themselves pats on the back lmao. Never fear, We Have Stories For Years Steel: Simpsons predicted it again! The Simpson Slayer received middling reviews. While their efforts were commended, it was painfully obvious the riffers didn’t have much material to riff in the most boring slop imaginable. They learned riffing cartoons are certainly not their wheelhouse, but they tried their best. One user who will remain anonymous also decided to leave the community after this because they couldn’t stand the sight of Homer’s face. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: And Then There Were Less 3 Deluxe Okay, so critics and cartoons are out. Let’s go back to what once worked: riffing SBC stories! And Then There Were Less 3 was considered the best riff of the original theater’s run, so Jjs decided to “remaster” it for the new generation. This gave people a chance who never riffed the original to have fun. Our story opens to the beautiful scene of the city Las Vegas, and we see a bus arriving in front of a hotel. Fifteen SBCers have arrived in front of a hotel in Las Vegas, getting off a bus. We see Clappy standing in front of a hotel. SpongeOddFan: Uh Clappy, can you explain to us again why we are here in Las Vegas? Clappy: It all started when I rushed into production of this sequel with no plan… Jjs: It's too bad Clappy didn't specify this to begin with on his invitations. WhoBob: Let him enjoy standing in front of the hotel smh. OWM: I hear the gambling odds are nice this time of the year. Trophy: Here to cheer on the Raiders cause they sure could use the support. Dman: Not the SBC meet-up location that I had in mind, but alright. Kat: What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Fred: To film Paul Bart: Mall Cop 2, which was coincidentally also shot in Vegas. Probably not an omen. While members who weren’t on the original appreciated getting a chance to riff it, there wasn’t much of a point to this beyond cheap nostalgia fanservice bait. Also jabs at SOF’s writing are stale and mean spirited by this point. Some unsurprisingly even felt it was inferior to the original. It had mildly more interest than the previous installments due to the subject, but ultimately didn’t change anyone’s outlook on Riffing Theater’s future. Things were looking grim, to say the least. Does Jjs REALLY know how to play the game? Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: Total Drama Alert SBC drama is ratings gold, so in a unique swerve, the team would riff the most infamous moments from banned members in the style of iDubbbz Content Cop. What could go wrong? You already know who would be featured in it. One particular showcase was of a certain rival group that recently collapsed. Skeeter aka BooBooKeys: *spams racial slurs and the Cycord crew stays oddly silent* OMJ: Funny Muffler would never. Fred: Skeeter Valentine would also never. Let’s call this one SKKKeeter. Jjs: Remember when the Cy gang constantly acted “woke” and holier than thou? Yeah, hard to take that all in good faith now. All that’s missing from his rap sheet is sexual harassment and harassing autistic people-oh wait. WhoBob: This was the final straw that made me realize Cy will never change. They attacked others for less, but this was apparently okay. There really isn’t much that sets them apart from 4chan or KiwiFarms. And no, ping spamming isn’t funny. Fuck them. JCM: First time I visited Cy it was filled with slurs, and at the end it’s also filled with slurs. At least it came full circle. Slug: There’s a 50/50 chance he’ll find a lucrative career decrying cancel culture and how he “left the left.” Dman: The bigger question: Does Harold condemn his keys’ behavior? Winter: However, the offended exiled members banded together and sued SBC for defamation, cutting this theater’s run short. Jjs channels his Saul Goodman powers and finds a loophole to quash it. The actual riffs received divided responses; while there were funny moments, most felt it was beating dead horses. Due to nearly causing a lawsuit, some wondered if it was even worth continuing riffing theater at this point. But Jjs was undeterred and had another risky idea. Critikal’s Moist Meter 3000: The Trope Terminator In a publicity stunt to shake things up, Jjs stepped out and had MoistCritikal (guest staring as himself) replace him as lead riffer. Everyone including Jjs himself were surprised they had the budget to afford his talents for a small community. Maybe some new blood is what the theater needs. Critikal would riff tvtropes pages with the SBC members. It was…certainly a bizarre combination, but the community was seated. One page riffed was Critikal's own tvtropes article, how meta! Hype Backlash: Some people who are critical of Charlie’s content find it to be an example of “Internet slop”, mass-produced and low-effort Internet content, combined with his apathetic tone to whatever he’s reacting to. Critikal: Critical of my content, I see what you did there you big brained editors. I’m pretty sure this entry was written by one of Sneako’s alts. I can respect people who don’t like my content, but I’m mostly offended by the insinuation I’m “apathetic” when I personally feel I’ve managed to form a variety with my tonal range over the years. Remember that I was supposed to be an extra in Hunger Games and I got cut for being too good in the role. What a real dookie dogshit stinker of a trope page. It barely scratched the surface of my complex history and half their tropes make no fucking sense. Plugging my page into the Moist Meter, it gets a 20% and that’s being generous. Anyways, the other day I was at Walmart, and this old guy looked at me thinking I was Jesus. He then fell over and died. I might do jail time for that. That’s about it, see ya. Steel: Well…that just happened and I don’t think we were finished the page. I don’t know how to conclude this. Talk about a Gainax Ending. Wumbo: Hilarious in Hindsight Fred: Let’s end this with a Dancing Bear. While Critikal’s involvement amused some people, others did not feel his style jelled well with SBC’s. Several even went as far as to declare this the moment the theater officially jumped the shark, finding the idea of SBC partnering with a popular YouTuber a ridiculous betrayal. It’s also hard to riff tvtropes when it’s already basically parody. At points, people thought to themselves “wait, why the hell am I reading this?” which you’re probably asking right now. The people exited this one more unsure and burnt out on Riffing Theater than ever before, officially declaring it cooked. Jjs was stumped. The team was at a loss on what to do next, feeling they’ve exhausted every idea. Jjs then got one last desperate bold idea to save the theater, and they would do it even if it kills them. Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: The Musk Massacre The team would riff Elon Musk’s tweet history. Yes, really. It was certainly no easy task to condense a sea of brainrot into a miniseries. When this was announced, the community was terrified but morbidly curious to see how it’d play out. Elon: Jjs: Freeze Peach. Wumbo: Concerning… Slug: In a shocking move, Elon has banned any discourse of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Long Live The Empire! JCM: Sad day for any individuals that wanted to discuss the Commonwealth of Independent States. OWM: No Computer Information Systems discussion either. Ex: Time to drop the really big bomb: Elon is in the CIS files. That is the real reason they have not been made public. Have a nice day! Clappy: The term “DOGE” is an offensive slur. Shame on anyone who uses it. WhoBob: Damn, he’s more heartbroken over this than Teslas killing people and Vivian hating him. …But the riffers couldn’t do it. The cringe, the conspiracies, the bigoted dog whistles, the garbage AI memes, the embarrassing begging for Grimes take him back, the flip flopping and deleted posts…it was too much for any sane individual to handle. The cringe ended up killing this riffing team and stopping the theater dead in its tracks faster than Twitter’s revenue stream. It was that bad. And you know what’s worse? Now nobody will ever know the secret meaning behind Tales from the Internet. The screen goes black for good. In loving memory of the Riffing Theater team. The community never forgot their brave sacrifices. Out of respect for the families, riffs were never attempted again. For those who wanted them to die, I hope you’re happy it came to this. Did you know that over 100 people a year die from cringe? It may not seem like much, but it’s more than the amount of fanboys Musk has left now. This is why you should leave well enough alone. Let Riffing Theater rest in peace or this may happen.

Bwahahahaha! It’s HALLOWEEN, boils and ghouls! And you know what that means: it’s time for another One Hit Wonderland: Spooooktacular Edition! *coughs* Sorry, I’ve been misinformed. I am now told that it is, in fact, June, and I’m supposed to be writing yet another hypothetical on the fate of the SpongeBob Community. Hey guys, Wumbo here. I don’t write anything anymore! I’m not quite sure why jjs wanted me to do this. But it’s okay, after the smashing success of my half-episode fart “SpongeBob and Patrick Vote for Obama” or whatever, I’m sure that nothing will go wrong with this hypothetical! So… sorry, let me get into the mood. *ahem* Picture this. An online forum community dedicated to unhealthy worship. You got it? I know it’s a bit of a stretch, but stay with me here. This worship is not directed towards a TV show, a music artist, or even a celebrity! No, this worship centres around something much more sinister: an online reviewer. Not just any online reviewer, but one who keeps his mask mostly obscured in the shadows! And his name is Todd! Why, you might call him a “Todd in the Shadows” of some sort! Oh, most online forums centre around things that are at least somewhat in the mainstream. But to be second banana to the Nostalgia Critic? Well, that’s a special type of niche that only the wildest guesses could imagine. So imagine with me, if you will, the answer to this question… Episode 27: Is SBC a Trainwreckord? Wait, no, that’s not it. Sorry, let me try again… Episode 27: What If… SBC Was a Todd in the Shadows Community? The year is 2010. Clapmaster, who is a frequent user of the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses message board, grows weary of the board’s focus on The Nostalgia Critic. He wants to see his favourite reviewer, Todd in the Shadows, get more love. So he creates the TITS community, and after waving away dozens of horny, confused old men, he vows never to use the acronym again. Rather than only accepting members from the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses forum, as is common practice, Clapmaster allows anyone to join! Gradually, the forum increases in popularity with users like Wumbology, katnisslovestacos, and Old Man Mr. Meeseeks declaring their admiration for the hooded, shadowed pop music reviewer. Things are harmonious until August 27, 2013, when a user named President Squidward joins. He suggests that there is more to TGWTG music reviewing than simply Todd in the Shadows. He suggests that the Todd in the Shadows Community merge with the upstart forum, Rap Critic Community. Well, oh, my, GOD, Clapmaster (now known as Clappy) can’t believe this and bans President Squidward on the spot. This leads to a lot of infighting on the Todd in the Shadows chatroom, until katniss hijacks the conversation by posting the song “Got an Itchy Leg” over and over again. Clappy scratches his leg and reluctantly agrees to allow President Squidward back into the forums and begins correspondence with the Rap Critic community. Unfortunately, the Rap Critic Community is still sore from the Accidental Racist review and the two forums remain separate, though some users join both forums out of curiosity. Butt What? The Todd in the Shadows Community weathers the storm of #ChangeTheChannel, with tens of refugees from the Channel Awesome forums flocking to the community. The forum becomes rife with derogatory Nostalgia Critic memes. “A BAT CREDIT CARD” becomes the most-used phrase on the forums. The original members begin to fear that the Nostalgia Critic memes are overtaking the forum, and its members are losing touch with its original purpose, save for Wumbo, who gleefully participates in every meme until it’s distressingly unfunny. Wumbo, who is now an admin at this point, suggests that the community award the Noble Critic award to the user who has the best Doug Walker memes. This is the final straw, and Wumbo is banned from the community for five months. If only all online forum drama was this tame! Upon Wumbo’s return, he brings to the community’s attention the existence of a subreddit dedicated to Todd in the Shadows. Rather than recruit members from the forum, the users of the Todd in the Shadows community make special note of their obsession with Trainwreckords. The Doug Walker memes quickly shift over to Trainwreckords memes. Occasional poster jjsthekid posts “Is Pink Floyd’s The Wall a Trainwreckord?” mere days before Doug Walker’s disastrous takedown of The Wall. He is forever awarded the Noble Critic award. The Todd in the Shadows community still continues to this day, though with less frequency given Todd’s less frequent output. A Discord server is created to discuss various topics outside of Todd’s videos. In the tv and film channel, many users happen to express an affinity for SpongeBob SquarePants. Did they deserve better? Hell no.

JUSTICE FOR THE SHOW.

30. What If...Nickelodeon Owned the SBC Spin-Offs? One year...nobody knows what year it was exactly, but it marked a point in history in which Viacom decided that if they were going to keep Nickelodeon afloat, they were going to have to act fast. Well, except for the whole part of this company being called Viacom, because as of this writing, they are now referred to as ViacomCBS...oh wait, that still isn’t right? For fuck’s sake. Anyways, Paramount... – actually, you know what? This is a hypothetical story anyways, and we don’t want to get sued, so let’s make some last minute changes. ViacomountCBSSkydanceKonamiSiliconValleyIKEA, shortened to Viacomount to make it sound less annoying (or shortened to just Viacom because that’s what we all still call them), saw dwindling viewership for Nickelodeon. They have been so busy building up their own personal Marvel universe with their most successful IP, SpongeBob SquarePants, while throwing everything else to the wolves, and yet their network wasn’t doing so hot. Even after the Nicktoons channel rebranded to NickSpongeBob, it wasn’t good enough. A lot of people say it’s due to the oversatuation of their IP, while others theorized that the Quiet on Set documentary was somehow still powerful enough to get them cooked. Whatever the means, they were growing desperate to find ways to create new content. That was when they discovered the SpongeBob Community and its spin-off library, and just like that, everything about to change… SBCers were alarmed by the news that the people down at Viacomount had purchased the rights to their spin-off library without any notice. To make matters worse, the members were forced to erase their stories so as to not leave evidence that these new spin-off ideas were being taken directly from a certain fan site. As a compromise, Viacomount promised to give the creators of the shows that they greenlit some creative control. These were the end results… One-Time SpongeBob Characters: Where Are They Now? In the current climate of the main series bringing just about every one-time character back as nostalgia pandering to the growing annoyance of its viewers, there were mostly high hopes for this upcoming spin-off. Wumbo, the creator, wanted the first season to focus mainly on the residents of Squidville – the clarinet trio, the Squids playing croquet, the turkey sandwich that someone heard better comebacks from, the canned bread, and of course the fire hydrant that Patrick assumed was Squidward. Instead, the executives at Nick insisted the season focuses mainly on Bubble Bass, therein by making it a glorified Bubble Bass spin-off. The series was canceled after one season, with Wumbo’s only contribution, while credited as ‘Squidward Tennisballs,’ being an episode where Bubble Bass kept screaming about a Mermaid Man credit card. Squnschpunsch Prez was clearly excited when Nickelodeon laid on him the news that they were going to turn his beloved crossover Squnschpunsch into a real series. The excitement fell short as there were some conditions that Prez wasn’t all too satisfied with. Nickelodeon chose not to recast Rick Jones as Maurizio and also suggested having Jacob being voiced by an AI of the late Harry Hill. After some meddling, Chris Pratt was cast as Maurizio while Jacob was voiced by an actual raven that was perched within the Nickelodeon animation studio and sometimes uttered “Nevermore.” Rodger Bumpass remained the voice of Squidward, but the state of the show’s strong promises had diminished. The humor of Squnschpunsch was reduced to bare-bones Squidward torture and gross-out. Even though Nickelodeon lived up to one of the wishes of Prez by having Glass Animals perform “Heat Waves” in one episode, they couldn’t make him happyorr naaaaooooo. It was canceled after one season. Pisces Moon Two spin-offs created by Steel Sponge were greenlit – The Adventures of No Name, which ended up being an unsold pilot, and Pisces Moon, the latter in which Nickelodeon boasted would be their very own Star Wars, to the point where J.J. Abrams would take over in the middle of production, making swift changes to some of the characters, such as giving Sandy an unexplained hatred for sand, and Titan an unorthodox fascination with boxes. Steel’s most notable contribution was including a cameo of Lisa Simpson (or rather, Asil Nospmis, to avoid copyright lawsuits) looked to the camera and said “A company notorious for letting down its consumers reaches out to you to salvage their business, and the very next moment, they sell you down the river. What can YOU do?” before staring at the viewer for five minutes until the episode ends. This, of course, would be the thirteenth and final episode before the series was dropped due to the network not having the budget to let it continue. The Silly Adventures of Patrick Star Despite Nickelodeon already having a Patrick-focused spin-off on their line-up, they thought that one wasn’t enough and decided to greenlight JCM’s own Patrick show. Although things were looking up this time, an abrupt change in management stifled the show’s quality when a production company going by the name of United Seasponge Studios took over. The spin-off ended its run prematurely on the Nickelodeon channel, but it would continue airing on the Skibidi Toilet Kids channel. Skodwarde Skodwarde, created by OMJ, and one of the most popular long-running series in the SBC spin-off archive, was picked up, but a lot of changes had to be made. In order to make Skodwarde more TV-friendly for the network, 4Kids was revived to take up the strenuous task of Bowdlerizing the series until it no longer resembled Skodwarde. All the past edgy and raunchy humor was traded in for puns, the titular character now reads “Eat, Pray, Love” and sings the national anthem in his past-time, the Krusty Krab served jelly donuts instead of Krabby Patties, SpongeBob was given an unexplained Brooklyn accent, and instead of Scotty (the new name given to the title character) using his god powers for evil, he uses them to teach basic and religious morals. Despite all of these drastic changes, OMJ would still manage to include some potshots towards Nick by way of sneaking in caricatured cameos of disgraced former Nickelodeon creators Dan Schneider, Butch Hartman, and John K. to keep the spirit of the original Skodwarde alive. The rights to Skodwarde were then given to Funimation, who were told by Nickelodeon to ‘do whatever the hell you want with it.’ Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000 Despite Jjs’ wishes for an animated version of Scooter’s Paradise, and despite not being a SpongeBob-inspired creation, the executives of Nickelodeon picked up the Riffing Theater for a full series, as they saw greater opportunities with the format. One of those opportunities being allowing SBC members to react to characters from their other shows reacting to their show being canceled (“Bye Bye Beavers” is finally televized to the public as a result). The riffers focused solely on riffing the network itself that forced this on them than on the material being presented to them, and needless to say, they showed no kind words for their bosses. The straw that broke the camel’s back was when one of the subjects of the riffing was footage of Tiny Chef having a half-hour mental breakdown. Even though Nickelodeon wanted this to continue, they still ended up pulling the plug due to all of the riffers quitting. There was a proposal to implement actual SB characters in the series as riffers, but no one wanted to take up the job of mocking Rock from Rock Paper Scissors coping with the cancellation of his show by stress eating pints of ice cream, among other sadistic creations from the Sponge. SpongeBob’s Host Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, wait, you thought I was being serious with this one? Several other failed spin-offs later, and it would be announced that Nickelodeon will go off the air for good, as ViacomountCBSSkydanceKonamiSiliconValleyIKEA would then later file for bankruptcy. The spin-off rights would eventually go back to the respective SBC members and were re-archived on said site. Even though the answers were abundantly clear, when a few former Nickelodeon executives were asked about what went wrong, they would all say they never understood why their versions of the SBC spin-offs failed. When the SBC members were approached about their experiences working with Nick, they didn’t seem to have so much to say… Jjs: Well, you know what they say in Brooklyn – early to bed, early to catch the worm. ...Or, is it the bagel? JCM: Maybe the real spin-offs were the friends we’ve made along the way. Except Skibidi Toilet Kids, they’re not my friends. Steel: I may have gone too far in a few places… OMJ: I was hoping they’d let me make a show about SpringBoob SquirePin. Wumbo: I’m my own man. Prez: It was okay I guess, but that pesky raven still owes me $100. (Quoth the raven: Nevermore.) After all was said and done, the SBC members have all went back to their own normal lives. Whatever remained of Viacom now can’t help but wonder how a ragtag bunch of netizens from an internet community dedicated to a cartoon about a sea sponge could have such a stranglehold on real life events. But hey...that’s just a theory...A SPIN-OFF THEORY! HELLO, INTERNET!- [MatPat was found and subsequently evacuated from the SBC What If’s… studio.]

Welcome dear readers. It is I, Cherry Cheesecake Man from Earth-G7! I was a character in an episode of What If until I gained cosmic cherry meta awareness and became the narrator of this episode. That’s what I get for beating a dinosaur with hammers while I was high on cherry cheesecake. Anyways, this isn’t about me. This is about a wacky forum called SBC and their obsession with a yellow kitchen sponge. You might wanna ask, dear reader. What could go wrong If SBCers decide to create a show called SpongeBob? Episode 29: What If... SpongeBob Was Created By SBCers? This is the sacred timeline in which we have a bunch of SBC members talking about their interests. One day, JCM had this crazy idea. JCM: “Hmmm, I just thought of something really fun, members. We should build a time machine!” Everyone was at first confused by what JCM wants to do with a time machine, but they all decided why the fuck not. So every member got together in the USA, they even smuggled WhoBob from Turkey. They all bought gears and products from the same dealer Phineas and Ferb get to build their machines. So they used their brains and muscles to build a perfect time machine. JCM: “Alright, gang, we are traveling back to 1997, to meet Stephen Hillenburg to witness the creation of SpongeBob!” Everyone: “Hooray!” So they traveled back in time but due to the time vortex appearing above Hillenburg, he got sucked into it, leaving him stranded on whatever timeline he went off to. JCM: “Well, shit. We lost the creator of SpongeBob. This could really affect the timeline folks, what are we gonna do!?” Clappy: “I say, we find Hillen-” Prez: “WE CREATE SPONGEBOB IN THE NAME OF STEPHEN!” JCM: “...sure why not. Best to honor our guy.” Clappy: "So I guess we are going with this. Hillenburg will be fine I bet!" So they decide to gather the cast and crew to make SpongeBob. What happens next is very messy. Carotte: “I say we have more SpongeBeak content added here.” Wumbo: “We gotta make Mrs. Puff rougher, make I’M THE HUFF her catchphrase!” Katie: “More focus on Plankton being a bitchy husband!” Steel: “We have to put some Simpsons references on the show too. Kids love references.” Wumbo: “That’s right!” Kat: "We gotta add Todd in the Shadows as a guest star eventually." Dman: "Wouldn't he be too young in this timeline?" Kat: "Don't overthink it. Salmon: "Squidasaurus Rex is appearing many years before the movie cuz I said so!" WhoBob: "Unlike the cowards of post-sequel writers, let's make SquidBob officially canon. We are adding so many gay sex jokes into this show." Cha: "I already am thinking of making bunch of SquidBob plotlines." Omair: "We can't do SquidBob if we don't do Squidiam first!" Winter: “But we can't make this show If we don't have the art style be MarkerBob!” Everyone else: “yep, yep yep.” So they finally made their first season which turned out to be a fucking mess. But the audience loved how horrible this was. It lasted for 6 seasons and a movie. They weren’t aware that people just love their trashy content just as much as they loved a well written show. Even Mr. Enter became a fan of it, much to anyone's surprise. And despite the quality being shit, it made for hilarious memes and tiktok videos people can share with each other. Now this timeline officially became Earth-SBC. And Hillenburg was captured by TVA and got sent into the void with me, Cherry Cheesecake Man. Now we became bestest of pals and spent our days eating nothing but cherry cheesecake and talking about our overlord Doug Ford.

One day, steam will see another director's cut of this one too I hope

Welcome back to another fruity poll. This time we are asking what is your favorite fruit. Enjoy.

been a while on the forums

We're excited to announce another new change that's been in the pipeline for quite a bit: SpongeCraft Frontiers has upgraded from Spigot 1.14.4 to Purpur 1.18.1 1.18.2! New materials, mechanics, and more are now at our disposal to continue building out our strange little world. For those of you playing on weaker computers, I'd recommend installing CurseForge and grabbing build 3.14.1 of Fabulously Optimized, a mega-collection of mods all focused on making Minecraft run as well as it possibly can. We're still working out some under-the-hood issues with resource usage, but for the most part, everything is now in order and ready to be played. Enjoy, y'all!

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Last time on "DMAN re-attempts to talk about every single CN original in existence", dman talked about a somewhat lackluster episode that didn't display the better qualities of the show overall. Will today's episode be a similar case? Well, dman is sick of the next show's franchise at this point so he probably won't watch enough episodes to find out... #33: Ben 10: Alien Force "Ben 10 Returns, Part 1" [April 18, 2008] Is there really anything else I can say about Ben 10 at this point? Thankfully, this is the last time I'll have to discuss one of his shows in this thread. This one was fine from what I remember of it on TV, so I'm going in assuming I'll have similar thoughts to it as Ultimate Alien. Alright, let's finally kill Ben! The episode begins with two aliens communicating, with one telling the other that Grandpa Max is responsible for certain information that has been leaked. The other commands the alien to "destroy him", segueing into the intro. Afterwards we see Ben, now 5 years older, playing a game of soccer and living a relatively normal life. He briefly meets Julie (as we already know, his future love interest) before heading to the RV, and he notices Grandpa Max isn't there. Suddenly, the alien from earlier begins attacking Ben, and since Ben isn't wearing the Omnitrix he has to fight in more creative ways. After fending off the alien, Ben accesses a message from Grandpa Max, where he tells Ben that he's investigating recent alien activity on Earth and that the Omnitrix is safely in his hands. Ben immediately goes home and is confused to find the Omnitrix is still in his possesion, leading him to believe Max is trying to tell him something. We cut to Gwen at her karate class, while Ben spectates and gets ready to ask her for advice. Later that night, they both watch Max's message and discuss whether or not Ben should put the Omnitrix back on, but suddenly are interrupted when a shadowy figure demands they give up the Omnitrix. After Gwen uses her magic to incapacitate the fish-like alien (Magister Labrid), he reveals he is a member of the Plumbers and was trying to find Max, who has gone missing. Labrid quickly realizes Ben is Max's grandson, and offers to join them in finding him. In response, Ben decides to put the Omnitrix back on. The three stake out at where the criminal group known as the Forever Knights are expected to receive an illegal shipment of alien technology, only to find that Kevin is their supplier. Labrid confronts them, and the other suppliers reveal themselves to be the same species as the aliens from the beginning of the episode. The Forever Knights also reveal themselves, leaving the trio surrounded. Even worse, when Ben tries to use the Omnitrix it fails, as it needs to reboot. While Gwen and Labrid fend for themselves, the Omnitrix eventually manages to reboot, changing completely in the process and giving Ben access to aliens he's never seen before. He turns into Swampfire (I didn't have to look up the name because he says it out loud!), which scares away the supplier aliens, but the Forever Knights use their new weapons to fire at him. Kevin then gets inbetween the fight, wanting to stop Ben himself as an act of vengeance for trapping him in the null void and ruining his deal. As this happens, the Forever Knights make their escape. Ben manages to defeat Kevin, and he is trapped using energy cuffs. Labrid informs Kevin that the Forever Knights now have technology that is far beyond the level Earth is supposed to have, and forces him to help settle the issue. Surprisingly Kevin is all for helping, but only because he never got his money. Kevin drives them to a castle that supposedly holds the Forever Knights, and Gwen uses her magic to allow them to enter. As they look for signs of the Knights, Ben accidentally knocks over a knight on display and wakes up a dragon-like creature, and we cut to a "TO BE CONTINUED..." card. Well, I was right. My opinions on this one are basically the same as those I expressed on Ultimate Alien. It's fine, I enjoyed it while it was on, I'm probably never going to binge it, and all around the first series was better. It does still have its moments though; the more mature feel of this one leads to some impactful action scenes, and Ben bringing back his "peek-a-boo!" line during the Kevin fight made me crack a smile. Though if I'm being honest, I am so relieved to be done talking about these shows. They're not bad, it's just I can only watch the same thing so many times before I run out of things to say. THE BOTTOM LINE: HOHOHO RATING: 7/10 (decent) 5 Bens down, 0 to go! I'd end the thread right here, but we've still got 20 shows left and I'm excited to talk about some in particular. What do you say, Wheel? Stay tuned for dman's next talk-about. Original post:

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Last time, I talked about a Nicktoon based off an IP I knew nothing about. It looks like we’re getting the same deal here too! Yay. #34. “The Lilo” – Winx Club [August 26, 2012] Okay, first of all, god damn, I did not expect this entire franchise to date back to 2004. Before doing this list, I assumed it was some new concept or something. So looks like I’ll be starting off with Season 5, the beginning of the Nick seasons. My summary here’s gonna be pretty condensed though. Anyway, the episode starts off with foreshadowing of the villains who want to defeat the Winx. It then cuts to Flora doing a practice test by gliding on water. Professor Palladium tells her to be more confident but Flora doesn’t have it in her to do that. Ms. Vergonda (god I hope I’m spelling these names right) tells the Winx that there’s trouble in the kingdom involving a magical plant called the Lilo. The Winx must find the Lilo and then plant it before sunset so the flower doesn’t lose its power (hey that rhymed). The rival group watch her explain the plant through a bubble and they plan to find the Lilo before they do. The Winx land in Gardenia where the Lilo is in the presence of these two girls heading to a flower garden. They head over to a flower shop Bloom’s mother works at. With the help of Flora using her mind powers, she figures out the Lilo used to be there and tries to track it down following the two girls (one of them making random stops at places). They end up at a mall and walking up to the music store, they meet the two girls and the Lilo. Unfortunately, the Trix (that’s the name of the villains btw) arrive too and demand the little girl give them the Lilo. Of course, the girl holding the plant rejects them and then runs away, and the Trix chase after her. Not wanting the Trix to get the plant, the Winx transform into Magic Winx mode. Cue transformation sequence where the characters give their names and their titles. The Trix try to find the girl and they find her hiding in a bush, with the pedal sticking out of it. They try to steal the Lilo but Missy (the name of the older sister btw) stops by to take her little sister back. After one of the Trix suffers a kick to the crotch, all of the Winx members use their powers to fight them off. The rest of the Trix use their powers to distract them all while their leader reaches the Lilo. Aisha and Stella use their powers to fight off the clones one of them set up. However, one of the Trix summons a dark cloud, damaging some of the Winx. The Trix take chase after Missy and her sister as they go towards the community garden the little one wanted to go to. Leader Icy is then stopped by Flora and they fight each other. All members of the Trix grab the girl and the Lilo but the girl throws off the plant. Flora saves Macy (the name of the girl) from falling as the others try to save the Lilo. The plant ends up dropping on the ground and it starts blooming and the Trix try to use it to become more powerful. But with the help of everyone’s belief in them, the Winx defeat them all and save the day. So that was Winx Club! At least the start of its first Nick season. This one was rather okay, though typically these kinds of shows don’t really interest me that much. I’d call it a gender norms thing but there’s one or two Nicktoons coming up on here that’ll disprove that theory. Humor isn’t really strong either but I did laugh when Macy kicked one of the Trix. Other than that, nothing much for me I want to seek here. VERDICT: 5.5/10 (There’s an audience out there for these shows but honestly, there’s other shows I’d rather watch.) RANKINGS: Also before I reveal the start of the next show, I have an announcement. After thinking it over, I've decided to add a new Nicktoon to my wheel. What could it be? ......Action League Now is going to be added! Although it didn't show up on the article I was initially looking at, I did look at the Wikipedia article for Nicktoons and found it on there. So welcome to the party, Action League! Okay, I've stalled enough. What's my next show gonna be?

Raspberries! They're annoying in the sense that they go off in a hurry but damn if they aren't delicious. There's also pineapples, satsumas and galia melons.

And now, the stars of 4Kids will sing the national anthem...

Banana being by far the favorite answer has some, shall we say, suspicious implications

greetings comrades i'm back!!! well you read that right, this poll is about one of the coolest group of animals called rodents! so which one is your favourite? also don't tell @El Jacko i stole his poll from carottecord again

You know, if I were to die in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay

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This is the story of a Squidward fan and party game series, and it’s Up to the SBCers To win the prize IT’S Episode 26: WHAT IF…PREZ WAS A JACKBOX HOST? Crazy music plays Hello SBC. You probably don’t actually know me. I just joined the server one day and then never posted a single time. Why did I even join this server when I didn’t plan on ever posting anything??? Well, anyway, I’m the narrator for this What If scenario. It was a boring day on SBCcord, very few posts the entire day. Until Prez came in with an announcement. @everyone HEY GUYS, I HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT GOING ON TODAY. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO HOST MY VERY OWN JACKBOX GAME! IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON JACKBOX PACK 12, AND THERE WILL BE A HUGE PRIZE FOR WHOEVER WINS THE FIRST EVER GAME, BEING PLAYED TONIGHT! Everyone was excited about this, and all the typical SBC Jackbox players decided to join the event. Unfortunately, only 9 players signed up initially, but since it turned out that Prez’s event would be elimination-based and needed 10 players, Prez was somehow able to convince QuasarianBlaze (OBAB) to join in. So the players were: dman, WinterArcanine, DarknessDG, jjs, WhoBob, Fred, Zaid, SBManiac, BobCarotte, and QuasarianBlaze Prez announced how the event would work: It would start as an elimination style event, with each round being based off a different jackbox game that the SBC members like to play Prez: And finally, the last two remaining players will get to be the very first two to play my new Jackbox game! Now that I’ve explained how this will work, we can start the game! The room code is “FART” OBAB: WHY O_O The first round was Tee KO. Winter thought he would lose, due to not being good at drawing, but jjs was eliminated instead, with Winter somehow managing to win the entire game, despite not even properly knowing how to play it, with a shirt with a drawing of Mayonnaise and the text “Racism”. Wait what do you mean this game actually happened in your universe? The second round was Quiplash. It was a very close game, but ultimately, the winner was dman, who quiplash’d Darkness’s survivor reference quip on the final part of the game with a response telling Schmitty (and also the Wheel) that he isn’t funny and that he sucks. This also resulted in Darkness being eliminated. The third round was Job Job. Sadly, jjs couldn’t join due to being eliminated on the first round. The game was one of the funniest ones ever, and the winner was Fred, whose answers for the final round was “I HAVE two tower. I WANT plane fly into me”. As a result, Fred was hired by M Bubs, and as a result no longer had time to participate in the rest of the event due to having too much work, and therefore was eliminated. The fourth round was Blather Round. This time, Prez gave a special prompt by himself for everyone to guess. “It’s a funny occurrence”. Everyone instantly correctly guessed “Go Shit”, with WhoBob being the last one to submit due to his internet lagging, causing him to be eliminated. The fifth round was Fibbage. Zaid was ultimately eliminated, in a shockingly close round with BobCarotte, the next highest placer, only having 1 more point than Zaid. The sixth round was Split the Room. The first question was “You are forced, at gunpoint, to lick something even if you don’t want to. Your only two options are a nintendo switch cartridge, and ????. Which do you choose to lick?” The option Quasar gave was “Spongebob’s ass”. Winter and Carotte chose SB’s ass, while the other two chose the cartridge. The question turned on Carotte so much that he became very horny for the rest of the round, only thinking about spongebob’s ass and not being able to focus on the game anymore, to the point where, upon being given the prompt “A Genie is willing to give you one of two possible rewards for freeing him; a million dollars, or ????.”, he responded with “Spongebob’s ass :flushed:”, leading to a one-sided choice where each of the four other players chose the dollars. This caused Carotte to be eliminated, while Quasar won the round. Prez: Well, we’re officially down to the last four. Congratulations to Winter, dman, Quasar, and SBManiac, for making it this far! Are we all ready to play the next game? Dman: I’m ready! As long as it isn’t- Prez: THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS!!!! Dman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO After having the most amount of points for the entire game, dman rolled a “fuck you” tile, causing all his points to somehow be given to mythix even though she isn’t even playing the game, dman’s computer to suddenly explode, all of his possessions to catch on fire and burn to ashes, his job to suddenly fire him for being racist to green people, and to top it all off, the wheel came over to his house in person to shoot him in the knee with the gun of enormous proportions. Dman (on a stretcher being brought into an ambulance): Well, at least it wasn’t as mean to me as it usually is. The eighth round was Trivia Murder Party. SBManiac almost made a comeback at the end of the game, but failed her last question of “Things said by Sir Dudley Ding Dong”; but both Winter and OBAB guessed correctly that the only listed line he said was “I CLOGGED THE OTHER TOILET” Finally, it was down to the last round, the one where Prez does his own unique game! Prez: Well…this is interesting Winter: Wait, why? Prez: Well, my game is based on music Winter: Oh no Prez: And somehow, the finalists are the two players that won’t know much about this. Quasar: Hey, I know- Prez: There is no Sonic CD songs in my game Quasar: FUCK Prez: Make sure your volume is on, because you guys are gonna keep being pelted with a bunch of randomly chosen songs, and you’ll have to guess what they are! The instant you can name one of them, you’ll win! Have fun playing my new game SQUID SONGS!!! [Writer here. I am terrible at naming things sorry ] Instantly, the game started blasting many songs at once, none of which were recognized by either Winter or Quasar. The game kept going and going, and all of their guesses were completely wrong, while all the eliminated players watched in agony knowing they they could have correctly guessed a lot of them Dman (on his hospital bed): Hey, that one’s One Perfect Sunrise! OBAB you would’ve known that if you ever finished listening to that playlist I gave you years ago. Unfortunately, five minutes in, Winter made the mistake of guessing Heat Waves. Prez: Oh, was that Heat Waves? BY GLASS ANIMALS??? I LOVE THAT SONG! Wait guys, stop, we need to listen to Heat Waves for a while! Finally, after 30 minutes of listening to Heat Waves, the round continued. Both players really wanted to win the prize, but even after an hour had passed, no one guessed any of the random songs playing. Prez: I’m not ending this until someone guesses a song correctly! I WON’T END IT EVEN IF IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It seemed like it would never end, but eventually, Winter heard a familiar song, faintly audible among the many songs playing at the same time….finally, he could win the event…. Winter: DEMONS BY IMAGINE DRAGONS Prez: THAT ONE IS CORRECT! Congratulations Winter, you’re the winner! You get the very big prize! Winter: Yay! What is it? Prez: It’s……an opportunity to write the first ever OFFICIAL Squnschpunsch episode! Winter: WOAH! Squnschpunsch is actually happening? Prez: Yeah! I’ve finally gotten the chance to turn it into a real show! I was supposed to write it tomorrow, but um….. It turns out I’m busy that day going to 91x to get them to play heat waves all day…….so……I need someone else to write the premiere for me. Winter: Oh, sure! I’m sure I could make a good episode to start off the show! I’ve written many good stories like What If season 4 episode 2: “What if Prez was a Jackbox Host?”! Prez: Ok, good!I can’t wait to see what you do with my crossover! Winter: Wait a minute…..aw, Prez, was this just an excuse to play jackbox with us? You could’ve just asked! Prez: What do you mean? Winter: Oh come on, don’t think I don’t know why you did this! After all, if you couldn’t write the Squnschpunsch episode tomorrow, you could’ve just done it today instead of doing this whole event! Prez: …………. Winter: After all, obviously that occurred to you! Prez: ……….. Winter: ……right? Prez: ………….. One month later, the episode premiered to astounding success. Oddly, the plot of the episode was this: After Maurizio gets arrested and put in jail for not wearing a hair net, while serving food to the people at his third annual Christmas breakfast, Squidward points out other ridiculous laws on the books in Wunschpunsch City, such as the prohibitions of taking a picture of a rabbit without a permit, wearing two or more hats at the same time, and eating ice cream on a cone. Squidward and Jacob go on to openly break these laws at city hall and end up in jail as well, along with Mrs Puff, who fails to report the lawbreaking. Later, when a police officer comes to the Krusty Krab to report Squidward is in jail, upon hearing Mr Krab’s idea, Spongebob throws the officer's walkie-talkie into the fryer, while Patrick pulls down the officer's pants, both of which land the two in jail. As a result, Squidward, Maurizio, Jacob, Mrs Puff, Spongebob, Patrick, and some random bald guy end up spending all of Christmas in prison. Following Spongebob’s arrest, Gary decides to throw a Christmas party at the house with a bunch of other snails. While critics criticized the decision to make the show’s intro three minutes long, involving Squidward, Maurizio, and Jacob singing the entirety of Heat Waves, critics heavily praised the episode, stating that Squnschpunsch was about to be the best animated show of all time with how good this premiere was. Viewers around the world were shocked at how amazing this show is. But only one person realized what truly happened. Prez: Winter…..did you just take a Henry Danger episode and turn it into Squnschpunsch?

Fortnight is better than most of these songs

A lot can happen in a year. For instance, a certain SBC literature series could quickly grow to become one of the site's biggest hits in a long time. But as we see this show entering its fourth season, we have to ask the inevitable question. After all, this forum was made for fans of a series that famously began declining in its own fourth season. So if a lot of growth can happen in just one year, then...what does the opposite side of the coin look like? What could be looming for SBC What If's in its second year? What If...? Episode 25: What If...What If's Went Downhill? Like most media properties that made their slow marches into mediocrity, the downfall of SBC What If's didn't happen all at once. In fact, we can spot an early warning sign coming from just before the season 3 premiere. In late January 2025, one of the members of the initial writing crew suddenly received the pink slip. Rumor has it that he was let go after it was revealed that he puts the milk in before the cereal, and to make matters worse, it's largely believed he moved to North Korea not long after, so it's very unlikely he will ever be heard from again. Nevertheless, the rest of the writers pushed onward and delivered a few more seasons' worth of well-regarded episodes, even with one man down. That said, seasons 4 & 5 suffered from some recycled premises, especially noticeable when three episodes focusing on SBC being acquired by larger social media platforms all premiered in the same season. However, it wasn't until season 6 that things really went south for a variety of reasons, but most of them stem from Spongybobgod returning to the forums and threatening to steal all of the crew's doubloons unless they add him as a writer. Some of the problems with season 6 include but are not limited to: episodes becoming more deranged as opposed to comedic, multiple unwarranted references to Thomas the Tank Engine, and constant "jjs torture porn" episodes. Most infamously of all, the season ended on an episode where The Lurker overdoses on psilocybin and dies, causing a massive backlash on SBC that led to the show's cancellation. Sounds like a harsh fate for SBC What If's, huh? Well, you'll be glad to hear that this story actually has a happy ending. A long time passes after the show's cancellation, but eventually the series is rediscovered by none other than Clappy Jr. Inspired by his father's creation, he starts his own thread called "The New SBC What If's" starting with the episode "What If...What If's Were Revived After 14 Years?". History ends up repeating itself as it becomes one of the most successful lits in the site's history, and several newer users join to write more acclaimed episodes. And so, the cycle of What If's continues. No matter how many people say it's "not as good as it used to be" or make videos discussing the moment What If's died, it will be here to stay...forever. ♫ terminoob, Sandy dies, Sonymount stalls our lives, jjs steams some hams, Stories burn, evil plans, Prez the prez, Lurker lurks, Squidward's sad, Enter's worse, WhoBob's pet, MrBeast, PieGuyWrites, forums seized, Last Airbender takes control, Fights during the Super Bowl, Hillenburg, DS Guy, Giraffes, questions, xat's alive, Wiki episodes not faked, SpongeBob's ghost, 4EG's mate, "What If's Died in Season 4", I can't take it anymore! We'll always ponder "What If...?" Have no fears, we've got queries for years, like: "What If...Zaid was AI?" Maybe Cha makes Count Bleck real, Meep could own some anchovies, or How 'bout some meta nonsense? Where something happens, and doo-doo-doo-doo-doo... Sorry for the spoilers! Have no fears, we've got queries for years... ♫

Ah...TheMysteriousMrEnter. He's somewhat considered an outcast among animation critics and the internet as a whole, yet somehow he still has an influence on SpongeBob discussion to this day, albeit in some of the least admirable (hehe) ways possible. You'd think given such a reputation he'd want to leave that part of his past behind, but the truth is he is Among Us! Or at least he could be. Meh, probably not. But it's fun to think about the hilarious shitstorm that universe would be. It's fun to imagine...What If...? Episode 10: What If...Mr. Enter Joined SBC? ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Thread: 128b. Stuck In The Wringer. A new post appears.] MystifyingEntryway: To this day, I still loathe this episode. I would beat the everloving shit out of Patrick if I could. The one thing I liked was when SpongeBob and Squidward made love in the ordering boat, but that's it. Atrocious. jjs: agreed WhoBob: oh no Slug: Godly way to bump a topic. sbl: Looks like someone's a decade behind the times! Hawk: Next you'll be telling us about how the moral is rancid and the background fish are assholes. MystifyingEntryway: Both are true. Everyone is so mean-spirited towards SpongeBob for no reason. I wish I could jump through the screen and murder those fish telling off SpongeBob. Also, crying to solve your problems CLEARLY isn't a moral you should be teaching to children. I cannot express enough how much I despise those writers. Hawk: ...speak of the devil. Winter: Let's see... thinks episode is mean-spirited wants to kill fictional characters insults the staff He's checking off every box so far Carotte: this episode's not good and all, everyone knows, but can we not insult the writers of the show please? MystifyingEntryway: They need to pay for their crimes immediately. Impalement sounds like a fitting punishment. I will see to it myself if necessary. Carotte: ok you are getting too fat Slug: Aaaand with that we've officially entered violent shitshow territory. SOF: this isnt funny dude... Winter: Hey, you should join SBM! There you can threaten the crew all you want, and the admins will do nothing! jjs: as for here, you get one last chance before you're out MystifyingEntryway: I was going to make an account on SpongeBuddy Mania originally, but I noticed a severe lack of discussion on the September 11 attacks, despite the site being launched only three years after. It felt very ignorant of the time, so I changed my mind. SOF: bruh Wumbo: what in the living HELL does 9/11 have to do with a spongebob fansite Prez: spongebob did 9/11 Wumbo: true I forgot about that salmon: hey uh, do we think it's possible that this "mystic entry" guy here could be, i don't know...mr. enter??? MystifyingEntryway: Fuck you. jjs: see ya later bran flakes [MystifyingEntryway is banned for being stupid.] dman: so are we all just gonna ignore that he enjoys the spongebob and squidward sex scene ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- After his exile from SBC, an enraged Enter decides to start a new series on his channel. In the first (and only) episode of Online Outrages, he plays the victim by crying and screaming for 20 minutes about how he was mistreated by SBC, but the internet does not hear him out. The video unexpectedly goes viral, becoming one of the most disliked on all of YouTube right behind the baby shark dance, and also becoming a great source of ridicule for about three weeks. Simultaneously, SBC traffic explodes as several new users join to make fun of Enter's posts, with the Stuck in the Wringer topic gaining millions of views and eventually becoming the most viewed in the site's history. Enter's social status degrades from outcast to pariah overnight, resulting in him never uploading anything to YouTube again and going completely silent on all his accounts. To this day, no one knows where Mr. Enter is. Whether he's finally taking a hint and going off the grid or just hiding behind another pseudonym, all that matters is his channel is dead and SBC is thriving. Although, I will admit, he may have been right about one thing...I guess crying doesn't solve your problems after all!