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Dear Mr. Manager, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Retail Club.

Hey guys, Cyanide/Ryan here. It's been a while, but I've officially decided my decision to split from SBC (actually I have for a long while, but I'm only really now sitting down to write this after a month of will I/won't I). My activity has been on a pretty consistent downward fall since high school, and a lot of that is because of mental health issues, but the main thing that's because of is school and real life. I shouldn't say I don't have the time because I 100% do and have way too much on my hands but I've been trying to find other outlets to spend my time so I don't get bored but t

109. Soundcloud Rapper: Please Don’t Stop The Beat Film: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Told in the form of a musical documentary, Kevin Friel is a musical prodigy at an early age, and he forms a Soundcloud rap group dubbed "The SBC Boyz", with his Floridan childhood friends Fred and Salmon. They almost instantly gain fame in the music industry, inspiring many of today's musicians. However, after failing to receive credit for writing Kevin's guest verse on the Popheads-winning single “Please Don’t Stop The Beat", Fred leaves. After the SBC Boyz disband, Kevin becomes a solo act,

Hi. I'm Josephine. I'm a colossal spongebob fan. Banned from both esb and sbfw but I run the Krusty Kum Hotel so that's cool. Link to the kkh discord https://discord.gg/WfZU38CbFX Link to my youtube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3wGIIsrEuZs5CR43VR3Xdg

I know! He's the Spongebob Squarepants look-a-like who appeared in "No Weenies Allowed"! He has an Elvis Presley black hair-do, and is apparently tough enough to get into the Salty Spittoon!

Enough to make a goddamn grown man cry. This is why I love professional wrestling.

47. Entantzoko! (My Leg!) Entantzoko! [The episode starts with a flashing TV on the screen. The screen starts at Mrs. Puff's Rose School. SpongeBob supports the ship at the lighthouse, Mrs. Puff explodes. The lighthouse spins and falls at Fred's feet.] Freddie: Entantzoko! [antenna ear; then Fredit (Catalan detected word for 'cold') appears on the screen in the circus where he is pushed around the old man's wheelchair as he moves his legs] .../ Aah! Entantzoko! [then the screen shows Fred's weight and his weight breaks his leg] .../ Entantzoko!

EPISODE XXII: RESISTANCE (show) Now we take a look at characters from Star Wars: Resistance, the Filoni family’s third child. This show and its cast may have been abruptly forgotten, but some of these characters still deserve to have their stories closed. Bibo Bibo and its mother continued to drift through the vast seas of Castillion at peace. Bibo longed for the Colossus crew to return, missing them. One day, the crew did return, and got to reunite with Bibo for a sweet moment. As the years went by, Bibo got older and bigger, almost reaching the size of its mother. Se

Happy Birthday, Bob Carotte, and anybody else having a birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!

one of them actually made over $100 million at the box office so who really won?

An ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue Number Two Semi-Gloss lipstick.

they came for gamers.

As we all know, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II", Johnny the Realistic Fish Head mistakenly calls SpongeBob by the moniker of "SpringBoob SquirePin". But what if this is a real person in Bikini Bottom? Perhaps their day was lifted to hear they won a contest they may not have even entered for, only to have their hopes dashed by the sad reveal. If SpringBoob exists, what would they look like? What is their story?

#40: Invader Zim Best Episodes: Bad Bad Rubber Piggy, Game Slave 2, Zim Eats Waffles, GIR Goes Crazy and Stuff, Dib’s Wonderful Life of Doom Best Characters: Zim, Gir, Gaz The show apparently was too dark for my country to premiere and oh boy, they were right. And that’s why the show is amazing. Invader Zim is such a dark and twisted show that makes you disgusted, creeped out and horrified and it’s beautiful. I love when cartoons take risks and do something incredible to appeal to all ages. The show is also known for its zany and loud humor which may not be for my taste som

I'm actually feeling great, which is good.

To quote The Rolling Stones from "Get Off Of My Cloud"; "Well, I guess I'm doing fine."

#45: Big Little Lies Best Episodes: What You Need, Burning Love, Once Bitten, Tell-tale Hearts, The Bad Mother Best Characters: Celeste, Reneta, Jane Adapted by an acclaimed novel, this series manages to be one of the best TV adaptations of a novel. The series follows 5 women going through their issues in life and how to deal with them. Oh and there’s a mysterious murder and we are trying to figure out who is it. The show is very impactful because it tackles a number of social issues in life. Whether it’s about abuse, sexual assault, cheating or bullying, the show does it a

basculegion looks badass, never thought I'd care about basculin

Twitter doesn't deserve me or my check mark.

terminoob wouldn't have wanted this.

hate to say it but this is legitimately and unironically better than the bad batch

EPISODE XXX: THE DEAD SPEAK! But what of those dead one-timers that were taken from us too soon and never got to tell their complete stories? Just in time for Halloween, let’s find out what their spirits have been up to in the afterlife. Boolio Boolio’s gruesome decapitation at the hands of Kylo Ren was not the way he wanted to go out. All he wanted to do was aid the Resistance in winning the war as he wanted to see a better galaxy for everyone. When he ascended to the Netherworld of the Force, his head and body were not intact, which led him to mockery by the other

B99 high key got shafted with its 10 ep limit and I'm so mad Also Ola and every girl who gets thier heart broken my a str*ight man for plot purposes all deserve better?

EPISODE XXVII: EWOKS The Ewoks: one of the galaxy’s most beloved species, known for their plucky demeanor and countless merchandising tie-ins. Be sure to cuddle your favorite Ewok plushie when reading this—you’re about to hear an adorable tale of war, revolution, genocide, and mass slaughter. Kneesaa After the Battle of Endor, Kneesaa became the new chief of Bright Tree Village, taking over from her father Chief Chirpa. This newfound power let her gain supreme authority over her fellow Ewoks. Modernization efforts from the New Republic helped her transform the whole mo

Many people debate about what they thought of every presidential era politically but after watching old Fairly Oddparents episodes with my brother few days ago, it gave me an idea for a poll. What would you consider the best era animation-wise? Personally, I'd go with the W Bush era. If we were talking about the shows that had the best continuities, I'd pick Obama, but really, most the jokes I've seen from cartoons poking fun at George W. Bush are the best so I'm going with that one. So make your choice! In the meantime, I'm going to Escalatorland!

I enjoy how this show kinda subverts the annoying siblings trope, at least right now they all get along with each other, even if Eric refers to Morgan as Weasel (affectionate)?

Even #43 himself ensured that his era of cartoons was the greatest to ever exist

EPISODE XXIII: PIRATES Some people here on Earth believe a pirate’s life is for them. But they wouldn’t agree if they learned about the life of a space pirate. It’s a lot more gross, trust us. Kuimi Enissa Kuimi was once a member of the Lumini pirates, a proud gang of pillagers, plunderers, riflers, and looters. But a First Order attack devastated the clan, and all were slain except her. This didn’t stop Kuimi, though—joining the Resistance, she travelled to Ajan Kloss to help them take down their mutual enemy once and for all. But afterward, the ex-pirate felt direct

Sorry for the wait! Skod on the Run Part IV: SQodwarde We return to see Skodwarde 420 passing the dutchie on the left hand side in his home of Dimension 420. However, he soon realizes that there’s no one in the house to pass it to, so just who did he pass the dutchie to? He turns almost an exact copy of himself, an exact copy who he imagines looks hot in his unmentionables. Thinking this is just a bad trip, Skodwarde 420 laughs it off. He loses his ability to laugh when the copy uses his god powers to forcibly remove Skodwarde 420’s laugh box and then proceeds to sho

Happy birthday Carotte!

Ghost Story – an excerpt from “Anchor” “Aye, Shark Bait,” the captain spoke. “You’ve lasted long as my hostage and as my errand boy. You’re a grown man after all, so I suppose ye aren’t lily-livered to hear a pirate’s tale that’s passed on from one to another. This one tale that I have to share with ye is indeed a ghost story, the kind that most seafaring folks wouldn’t live to tell.” “If it’s just some ghost story, then what is there for me to fear?” Newman asked. “These kinds of tales are cautionary, Shark Bait,” Sea Wolf responded. “If you’re not daunted by these stori

Me: Finish one of your one-shot stories and your The Wall riffs. Also me: Gets sidetracked by a convo on Discord about DaBaby.

Kamiyama is the very rare instance where a character is just as goofy and gay as in canon, sorachi approved

Credit to OMJ for this suggestion. 108. OWM Film: Dredd (2012) The future SBC is a dystopic irradiated wasteland known as the Cursed Website. On the east side lies the Mega Discord City, a violent metropolis with 400 million users and 17,000 serious crimes reported daily. The only force for order are the Mods who act as judge, jury and executioner. Mod OWM is tasked by the Chief Mod Jjs with evaluating new recruit Cha, a powerful psychic who marginally failed the aptitude tests to become a Mod. In a 200-storey slum tower block called Nautical Trees, spam lord WhaleBlubber execut

Happy birthday 4Ever!

In the words of The Weeknd, I come alive in the fall time.

would pay to watch barkas try to give his little brother the talk

107. MEE6 Film: WALL-E In the 29th century, rampant consumerism, corporate greed, and environmental neglect have turned planet Earth into a garbage-strewn wasteland; humanity is nowhere to be found and has been evacuated by the mega corporation Discord on giant strainers seven centuries earlier. Of all the binocular-eyed trash robots left by Discord to clean up, only one remains operational: MEE6. One day, MEE6's routine of compressing trash and collecting interesting objects is broken by the arrival of an unmanned probe carrying an egg-shaped robot named Chuu, sent to scan the plane

Hey, I've actually been doing something. I started this mini-project back in June, but I never bothered to make a thread until now. Why now and not sooner (or later)? Because I want to actually remain committed to this, and I've been slacking off quite a bit. My goal for now is to just draw the original 151, but maybe I'll get more ambitious later down the road. I hope I'm doing an okay job. Generally, I spent two days on a Pokemon, and either I redraw it a few times before I'm satisfied or I use an eraser. Today I was doing Dugtrio. This dude is not fun to draw. I'm g

EPISODE XI: Deadpool 2 One more left.

Welcome to sbc!

Welcome to sbc!

My boi did it, he finally fuckin did it!

Holy crap lois, remember that time when I joined SBC 10 years ago today (still technically the 15th where I live) fuckin wild, mang

first status of 2021

Santa has his EYE on me!