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I'm still alive..... for some reason. Somehow. I don't know why. Just hoping things coalesce in all the right ways for me....

happy first day of winter to the sponge bob community

Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants! If you don't mind, I would like to ask you a question. At the end of the episode, ''patrick smartpants'', when you return Patrick's old head, you say, ''Not just an idiot, Patrick, you're also my pal'' That line always stuck out to me: Since you two are meant to be friends, why would you flat-out call your best friend an idiot? I would like if that line were removed from all future reruns and that you ''Spongebob Squarepants'' apologize to Mr. Patrick Star for calling him an idiot, which was very inappropriate and uncalled for. Thank you.

ahoy lads I've overdosed on ketamine

I haven't logged on in like 4 or 5 years.

BUGS BUNNY'S 83RD BIRTHDAY BEATING

Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day we'll stuff your face full of shit!

I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

As a box myself, this community never fails to bring inclusivity and love. Thanks guys.

fries should be fries either way

Today makes 13 years since I first joined this joint on my og account. You know what means?! It’s due to be decommissioned by the KND! Unless you adhere to the join date on my current account, in which case I’ll see you back here in about 7 months.

figured out how 2 levitate. lol yall aren't gonna believe dis

i am the best user named ooooooofy on the sponge bob community

Can't wait to see what SBC lore gets retconned in 2024!

I will be back for you after I collect my milk and cookies from starving orphans

This July, let He who is without sin kick the first ass.

The Pokémon franchise is like a game of jenga. If you move one thing it all falls apart.

what kind of fool do you take me for? he's jesus! ( @Cool Jesus) he's jesus! ( @Jesus) he's jesus! (@Danny DeVito) why I'M JESUS! are there any more jesus-es i should know about?

A broken phone has more or less locked me out of discord for the time being

so @HawkbitAlpha gave me the Penalty so I will make a new account @HawkbitAlpha wont give me the Penalty on my new account again I will be the new me! Good work @HawkbitAlpha so this account is going to get archived for life so see you all on my new account bye!

Hello all! I'm QuackersClocks, but everyone on the Internet simply calls me Quackers! I'm known for making custom credits for SpongeBob!

Have taken the plunge and begun voice training! Can I get a W?

I love SpongeBob

Yay I got my log-in with this name right on the first try. Smooth sailings for the rest of the week

It's that time of year again

After about 2-3 days of being sick, I am now 99.99% better.

This is my official campaign for Summer 2023 Featured Employee. You know who you need to represent the forums. Me, Aya. Not only was I just promoted in my real life job, I should be promoted here on the Spongebobby Community for 10 years of excellent service.

You Can Finally Meet My Mom, L.

I hate the young people's music.

I love the young people's music.

Now, I don’t see so good, so I missed, then they ran away. I ran after them. Bang! Tried to shoot them in the back, but I don’t run so good either. Anyway, you guys all think I’m a hero, and I’ll accept that responsibility.

I'm back! On the bright side, I'm glad that while I was gone, I got to go to the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach and see Jay Leno perform live (why didn't somebody TELL me he could be so funny a whole lot SOONER?!); I am bummed that a concert that I wanted to go see BEFORE I got back home (Jimmie Vaughan, former lead singer of The Fabulous Thunderbirds and Stevie Ray Vaughan's brother) was cancelled and there wasn't even any NOTICE at the concert venue, and we didn't find out until we visited his OWN website 15 minutes BEFORE the concert was supposed to start that the event would be postponed until October 15th! COME ON!!!! That's POOR management skills, people! Although, it did let me get back home sooner than I otherwise would've, finish unpacking, and allow me to not be TOO tired to write on here tonight, so I guess it KIND of evens out. Enough said, true believers!

UGH!!!! It's bad enough I seem to hardly be able to get on THIS site anymore (seriously, someone PLEASE invent more hours in a day, or find a way to make time move at LEAST a little bit slower); but in any case, I have to go out of town this Saturday, and I won't be able to get back until late Tuesday night. And since I have no idea what my Internet capabilities are going to be like where I'm going to, it's possible that I won't be able to post here while I'm gone. So it's possible I won't be able to post on here again until this upcoming Wednesday. Just wanted to give people the heads up on what was happening with me!

Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of Impy & Chimpy I've ever seen.

I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Squilliam Fancyson did

who stole my pimp chalice?

Help!

1/6 Never Forget

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I've got nothing on my mind.

Oh, you're not getting into Heaven in those, honey, no. I'm sorry. I died for your sins, but those pumps are unforgivable!

IT'S SHAPING-

will the real slim shady please stand up

I ain't old!

Happy Danny DeVito Day in honor of my birthday

I wanna get back at that cornfluffer who keeps hacking into my Twitter to make statements saying America stands with Israel.

RIP Donald Trump (1776-2024)

You should NOT be featured employee! Look at your name.