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As shown in the classic episode Friend or Foe, Mr. Krabs and Plankton’s rivalry goes back decades. But what if their rivalry never existed and they took different paths in life? Episode 47: What If…Plankton Never Met Mr. Krabs? In this timeline, Mr. Krabs and Plankton didn’t grow up together and went their own paths. As a result, neither the Krusty Krab nor Chum Bucket ever existed. Krabs decided to take a different path, pursuing a career in corporate business. Krabs would get his business degree and become one of the richest figures in the seas. He started his own corporation called Krusty Incorporated which would merge with many businesses across Bikini Bottom. He also purchased several social media sites such as Instaclam Meanwhile, as for Plankton’s side of the story: Instead of wasting his time failing to steal the formula over and over again, he decided to open a gift shop just like in New Leaf. He named the store Shellporium. Karen still exists but as his loving computer cash register. He’d also eventually adopt Spot too who would give the customers a warm welcome and lick. No chum to be found anywhere either. Over the years it becomes a successful business with its assorted variety of knick-knacks. Krabs would eventually hear about the Shellporium’s success and tries to buy it out since he could use a gift shop in his monopoly. Plankton politely refuses the offer but grants him a discounted snow globe for his trouble. With this decision, Krabs declared war on the Shellporium. Krabs tried many whacky schemes to overtake Plankton’s business over the years, but they all failed. One night, Krabs sheds a tear to himself in his office over how he’s wasting his time and energy on this. Part of him is deeply jealous that Plankton has a business he truly loves while he’s only in it for money. And so, the rivalry cycle continues, only this time Plankton is the one on top.

The proud president of the SpongeBob Fan Club is setting sail into online SpongeBob fansites for the first time. His first discovery is...SBC! Will he like it or not? Episode 46: What If...Patchy joined SBC? Québécois narrator : Ah Encino, home of the biggest SpongeBob fan: Patchy the Pirate! Let’s see what he’s up to, something crazy I suppose. Patchy: Phew, I’m hungry. I’ve been binge-watching the little square dude for hours and I haven’t eaten all day! What should we eat, Potty? Potty: Squawk!!! I want cookie dough! Patchy: I told you we’re out of cookie dough! Besides you can’t eat this, remember what happened to you last time you ate it? Potty: Squawk, fine! Let’s get some pizza then! Patchy: Much better! I’ll call Mario right now. (on the phone) YES hello! One extra large pepperoni pizza with anchovies, please! 20 minutes? Gotcha! Thanks, bye! (end of call) Alright Potty, let’s watch SpongeBob Yer Fired in the meantime! Québécois narrator: Une heure plus tard, euhh I mean one hour later… Patchy: I’m getting bored now and this delivery is taking so long! Must be the LA traffic. (walks to his laptop) I think I’m gonna browse the internet now. Potty: Squawk! Go touch grass! Patchy: Grrr shut up Potty you’re pissing me off! Hmm if only I could find a website to discuss SpongeBob with other fans, sometimes I feel alone just watching the show and not sharing my thoughts with actual people. (Patchy googles “SpongeBob community”) Patchy: “The SpongeBob Community”? Sounds interesting! It has a forum, a chat room, games, even a wiki! I’ll join! (At SBCcord a welcome message pops up: “Glad you’re here, Patchy the Pirate!”) jjs: Is this the real Patchy? Winter: I doubt it, I think it’s some kid who is fan of him Patchy: AHOY @EVERYONE! Carotte: Hey Patchy how’s it going? Patchy: Yes I am the REAL Patchy! I can give you proof that I’m not a random kid roleplaying my character! Here is a picture of me from me Tinder account! I’m the only one who has access to it. Carotte: OH MY G- yeah it’s really you. (Carotte’s message gets 7 spray reactions) Winter: Day 0 Patchy: I see I have a big fan! Carotte: Yeah…I am a fan of you! Anyways, what brings you here, Patchy? Patchy: Ahhh, I was just so bored waiting for the pizza I ordered I started searching for SpongeBob discussion websites and came across this place. I’m here to discuss about your favourite sponge with all of you! WhoBob: How do we tell him? jjs: We don’t really follow SB these days but there are some members who are still interested in the newer stuff, you can post SB stuff in #spongebob and if you want to use the forums you can post your episode reviews on the episode discussion subforums. Patchy: Alright, thanks! I’ll get to posting now! (goes to #spongebob and posts a clip of new SpongeBob) The animation is so fluid here I love it! What do you guys think of season 16? I personally love it! Carotte: I think it’s a great season! Patchy: How many have watched the newest episodes? I’m asking cuz I might post spoilers. Carotte: Just me and maybe Winter. Patchy: WHAT? Is this even a SpongeBob fan club in the first place? Carotte: We all are long time fans, some people got just the SpongeBob fatigue and don’t commit to actively watching the show anymore which I understand but at times we talk about older episodes. jjs: We also have a lot of SpongeBob related memes or inside jokes so we are still fans in that sense. Patchy: Fair enough. I’ll get to the forums and review the episodes I just rewatched. (Back to real life) Potty: SQUAWK! Patchy, the pizza is here! Patchy: I’m coming in a few, Potty! I’m kinda busy here! Ooh, #da-art…looks interesting! Those are very nice drawings! I’ll post a few of my doodles now! (Patchy posts his doodles, many people are impressed by his talent) Patchy: I’m glad you guys liked my drawings! Now I’ll get to my reviews and get people to discuss with me. (goes to the forums) Hmm let’s see…”Bikini Bottom”, oh here it is! SpongeBob episodes! Let’s review the older seasons first, I’m sure more people will come here to talk about them! Québécois narrator: 200 reviews later… Patchy: Now let’s get to the discussion threads! (Patchy makes a lot of generic Spongebob discussion threads, enough to flood the recent topics list) Patchy: Oof I’m tired! I’ll check other sub-forums. “Robot Pirate Island”, I think we can use our (does the rainbow gesture) imaaaginaaaaationnn here! (clicks) Oh, this is the general topic discussion, I’ll leave that for later. Now let’s see if the fans on here have replied to my threads. (Patchy goes to his thread “What is your favorite piece of merchandise from SpongeBob?”) Patchy: There’s only one reply from President Squidward. “Sandy the dog”, does this even exist? Oh well, let’s see if anyone replied to my episode reviews. (goes to the No Free Rides thread) Nope, nothing. In fact, I just noticed these threads don’t get replies at all! What do you mean this thread has ONLY 11 replies since 2012??? Where is everyone??? Alright, I’ll go back to the chat room, I think people are hanging out more in there anyway. (Patchy goes back to SBCcord, #general is very active at the moment) Patchy: This is so overwhelming. Everyone is talking about anything but SpongeBob and it seems like all of them are already an established friend group cuz I see nothing but inside jokes. Who is Gerry Dee? Why is Sandy being hit by a car? Who is Arlo and why do they want to hit him with hammers??? Also I don't even know what all these reactions mean, not even the Squidward emotes! I got an idea, I'll try getting them on topic. (Back to SBC chat) Patchy: Alright crew! Important question: greatest moment in SpongeBob history: Sweet Victory or SpongeBob's very first Christmas? (No one replies but after 20 messages Slug quotes his question) Slug: When Fred and the other fish hit the Krusty Towers. Patchy: No one is serious here! Fred: God forbid we talk about other stuff. Patchy: Look, I joined this place thinking I'd be constantly talking about SpongeBob with other fans, but every time I try to bring up the show the chat is either full of inside jokes or serious topics I don’t even know anything about…but what can you do? (Patchy's message gets 15 "what can you do" reacts) Patchy: So everyone is annoyed at me? I don't deserve to be here! I'm leaving! jjs: Wait Patchy you don't understand... Carotte: Patchy, what did I tell you? Patchy left the chat Prez: It's obvious he's never been to online communities before, alright let's go back to live watching the feud. (Back to real life) Patchy: I feel so out of place in this website, people don’t want to talk about the show itself anymore. I don’t get these inside jokes and why people react with Simpsons emojis to my posts. (crying) I’m signing out permanently! Potty: Squaaaawk! Patchy: Coming, Potty. On the bright side, I still have a pizza to eat…WHAT THE FUCK??? (sees an empty pizza box) Potty, you ate ALL the pizza? Potty: Squawk! You took so long to come I assumed you didn’t want the pizza anymore! Patchy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! This is the worst day of my life!!!!!! THE END