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SBC’s had various games over its lifespan, but one that did not pan out was its short-lived stint on Roblox. In this season premiere, we pose: what if…Roblox had been a mainstay game? Episode 41: What If…SBC Kept Using Roblox? In this timeline, Roblox was not abandoned after January 2013’s racing tournament, which actually somehow ended up being a mildly functional success. The winner of that tournament ended up being the Goofy Goobers team. From there, Roblox would become a regular staple of SBC events as they evolved over the years. Here’s a speedrun-down of several events Roblox would be used for in this timeline. Hopefully no issues plague these ones. 2014 - SBC’s 5th Anniversary: Work at a Pizza Place The iconic Roblox game would be used for this party. Whoever had the best job performance would be the winner. That honor would go to CDCB, who had a spectacular pizza making session to the tune of Tiny Tim’s Living in the Sunlight. After the victory, members would continue to party in the game and reenact Pizza Delivery. However, in a surprise twist: It turns out this timeline occurs in the same one as “What If…Winter Joined SBC in 2013?”, so Winter gets wind of this game while lurking. He’s infuriated SBC would dare have a game based on his most hated food, so he breaks into the party and tries to burn down the pizza place with Arcanine's power, until he’s taken away by the Robloxian Police. He is sentenced to pizza boxing for 4 years as his punishment. 2015 - March Madness: Mad Paintball For this year’s March Madness, the game Mad Paintball is used for true team spirit, with the Band Geeks and Drasticals facing off. The Band Geeks end up winning the game thanks to Trophy’s committed insanity to paintball. Which maybe went too far when he accidentally shot the Robloxian Mayor with a paintball gun and caused a revolt. Still got the win though! 2016 - The Super Spongy Square Games: The Ultimate Obby To coincide with SBC’s first Olympics event, an Obby course was used for this Roblox game. The Band Geeks, Drasticals and in their first event appearance, Independents, face off. It was an intense event, with lots of ragequitting and brutal stamina training. In the end, the winner would be Fred taking the gold, while Trophy took silver and JCM took bronze. Sbl also accidentally ended up losing his head during a failed jump, causing him to require intense care for the Robloxian Paramedics. Thankfully it didn’t cost much Robux nor did it have a long wait time compared to America and Canada’s healthcare systems. Olympic events got nothing on the intense passion displayed here. 2017 - Fab Beats February: Funky Friday Users would compete in rap battles against each other in this godly game that would make Eminem shake. Fred would end up winning the event. The users then spent the rest of the game jamming out to Nickelback and Train’s entire discographies. Look at this photograph, every time I do it makes me laugh: 2018 - Sponge Cup: FIFA Super Soccer As part of SBC’s FIFA event, the Band Geeks and Drasticals face off in soccer…on Roblox. Wow. However, the tournament gets interrupted by a group of Roblox hackers; even online, FIFA has corruption. The SBCers would kick balls in the hackers’ faces to fight back against them, saving the day. In the end, the Drasticals would win this tournament thanks to OWM. This lead to some debate that the tournament should be redone due to the interruption, but the staff didn’t feel like redoing this, so oh well. 2019 - Flicks February: Roblox Movie Maker As part of the cinematic event, users would role-play a movie of their choice in this game. Whoever had the best character performance would be voted by judges. The members decided to reenact The Room. It was an absolute unfocused disaster. But it would also be seen as one of the funniest games in SBC history, and Salmon’s performance as Tommy Wiseau was declared the “winner.” 2020 - Noirgust: The Mad Murderer You can’t have a mystery event without a whodunnit game. This game choice also symbolically represents the Among Us fad from 2020. After much intensity, in the end, the killer was sbl who successfully killed everyone and reenacted the Whodunnit Family Guy episode as part of his performance. This also served as his revenge against Roblox for his avatar’s brutal decapitation four years prior. Good job solving the mystery gang! Nyehehehe. 2021 - SBC Grand Prix: Driving Empire Another racing game is held. The Krusty Krew and Chum Buddies face off. While the race initially goes well, it soon takes a dark turn. Dman senses a rage burning inside of him when he sees several green-colored Robloxian NPCs in the city. Fearing they’ve been infected by a disease, Dman begins running over all the green colored Robloxians in an attempt to “heal” them. “People, hurry, get IN the way! I’m committing Vehicular Roburger Helper! Best part is, I’m helping the Earth!” Dman affirmed, giving a thumbs up as many “oof” noises are heard from the run over Robloxians. Dman is pulled over and beaten with hammers by the Robloxia Police. Oof. This game was considered a flop and one of the most controversial in SBC history. It got its own wiki page too. SBC would be promptly banned from using this game ever again. Dman received a timeout and Roblox community service for his heated moment. 2022 - Late Night Lunacy: Sleeping Simulator Here’s a hopefully simpler and controversy free game. Basically an All-Nighter but Roblox edition. It’s as exciting as it sounds. Yeah, I got nothing else here. Uhh, how about this: Fa dreams so hard she ends up in a Roblox version of The Black Lodge from Twin Peaks and meets the dancing man. That’ll do. 2023 - Arcade Anarchy II: Goodbye Roblox The staff decided to make this the final usage of Roblox since it ran its course after a decade and grown adults playing it wasn’t exactly exciting anymore. The Dman Vehicular Roburger Helper Incident was also still fresh in minds which was another contributing factor. They decide to play a Roblox version of Cosmic Shake by traveling through the worlds and collecting the most Cosmic Roblox Jelly. Dman wins and is able to redeem himself in Robloxia's eyes for his heinous crime two years prior. Everybody happy! And so, SBC Roblox games would finally be laid to rest. Good thing we stopped here before any controversial statements by the Roblox CEO.

Episode 42: What if....SpongeBob and Squidward delivered French Fries instead? Ah, Pizza Delivery. A classic and iconic episode of Spongebob. Well known to be one of the best episodes of Spongebob’s first season, full of many hilarious moments, great character interactions, and even heartwarming moments. Such a great episode, except for one thing. The episode is about a PIZZA? You know, the worst food out there? Why would you even WANT to eat a Pizza? I mean, I’d rather eat Mrs Wormsley ALIVE than eat even a single bite of Pizza! Wouldn’t you? Well, what if the food was a bit more appealing? Something like….French Fries? The phone rings Mr Krabs: Ahoy there, Krusty Krab. How can I help ya? Customer (the wikia unironically says this is his name. 10/10 wikia, truly amazing): Yeah I’ll have a Krusty Pizza please Mr Krabs: You want a large order of French Fries? Sure Customer: What? No, I asked for a Pizza Mr Krabs: And a Diet Dr Kelp, ok Customer: No, I-phone suddenly hangs up Squidward: But Mr. Krabs, we don't deliver Mr. Krabs: We don't deliver, but you do. Squidward: Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it? Mr. Krabs: Great idea! Take him with ya. Squidward: That's not what I had in mind! To be honest, the episode plays out almost exactly the same as before, just instead of a disgusting Pizza, they’re delivering amazing French Fries (and a Diet Dr Kelp) instead. Things only really change near the end… Spongebob: I can’t wait to see the look on Customer's face! knocks on the door Customer: opens the door Oh thanks, I’ve been dying for one of these-where’s my pizza? Spongebob: What? Pizza??? Why would you want to have a disgusting PIZZA? No, we got you French Fries! And your Diet Dr Kelp Customer: I don’t need a Diet Dr Kelp, I already have a drink for m-sigh can I just have my damn pizza I ordered??? Spongebob: Just eat a french fry! You’ll realize it’s way better! puts a french fry in the customer’s mouth Customer: Wow, these are WAY better than a stupid Pizza! I can’t believe I didn’t realize until now that Pizza is complete trash! Can I have the rest of them? Spongebob: Hands Customer the french fries Of course! They’re your order after all! Suddenly, they hear a fast running sound in the distance, which gets closer and closer and closer……. Until something bursts through the wall. A wild Arcanine appeared! Winter: Oh my god, French Fries!!! Can I have them? Customer: No. Winter: Fuck you! Uses Flare Blitz on Customer There we go, now I can have the fries! Eats all of them Woah, these are some of the best French Fries I’ve ever had! Where are these from? I MUST HAVE MORE! Spongebob: Oh, they’re from the Krusty Krab! Winter: ok, thank you! Squidward: Well how about you ride us back to the Krusty Krab before we get you any more fries? We've been lost for hours! Winter: Sure! Rides them across the street to the Krusty Krab It really wasn’t very far away to be honest. Squidward: OH MY ACHING TES- Winter: Wait, is the Krusty Krab communist? I’m very communist and despise capitalism, I wouldn’t be comfortable giving money to a place that isn’t communist. Upon finding out he’d have a permanent customer if he became communist, Mr Krabs of course became communist instantly to make sure Winter kept going to the Krusty Krab. As a result, he gradually became less and less obsessed with money, and became a better person as a result, and eventually was able to overthrow the capitalist Bikini Bottom government and turn the place into a communist utopia. Everyone won in the end! Well, except Customer, who fell unconscious from the Flare Blitz (...as far as I know. To be honest I didn’t really notice if he was still breathing. I don’t think he was tbh). But who cares? We all know what he did. He deserved it. …Being a dick to Spongebob? Squidward getting revenge on him for being an asshole? What are you talking about??? I was talking about where he was on January 6th.

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