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Last time on this thread, I talked about yet another Nicktoon from the first dynasty of Nicktoons. Today, we’ll be headed to the very end of that decade and talk about one of the big three Nicktoons I remember watching a lot as a kid! And it’s arguably the biggest one of them all…. #12. “Help Wanted” – SpongeBob SquarePants [May 1, 1999] You know, I like to exaggerate around here about how much I really hate SpongeBob. But if I’m to be real here, this Nicktoon was practically my life as a kid. Where to begin? One of my first Halloween costumes was SpongeBob, I collected almost every DVD that came out, played both Creature from the Krusty Krab and the movie game, and practically every new episode that aired felt like a big event to me. Hell, if I actually hated it, I wouldn’t have found my way onto both this site and SpongeBuddy Mania. So yeah, for better and worse, SpongeBob SquarePants shaped my life and even though I grew out of watching it on a daily basis somewhere in the mid-2010s, I cannot deny the impact it’s had on my life over the years. There, now that I have my personal history out of the way, let’s talk about the first episode! All of you guys know the basis of the show anyways and considering this is the shortest episode I’ve covered so far, this write-up will be a breeze! Our episode starts off with our titular sponge getting ready for today, as it’s the day SpongeBob decides to apply for a job at the Krusty Krab! Only problem is SpongeBob doesn’t feel like he’s gonna get the job. One of his neighbors and best friend Patrick Star comes in and slaps some sense into him. Filled with confidence, SpongeBob marches into the Krusty Krab and applies for the job, much to his other neighbor Squidward’s chagrin. His first impression to him and Mr. Krabs fails as he starts flopping out of nervousness. They decide to trick SpongeBob into doing the impossible task of finding a hydro-dynamic spatula so he’s too distracted to come back to the Krusty Krab. The conflict of our story sets in when buses full of anchovies arrive. They start acting unruly towards Krabs and Squidward as SpongeBob’s too busy shopping for a spatula. As they start fearing for their lives, SpongeBob comes back with an actual hydro-dynamic spatula (with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive too!) and serves all the anchovies Krabby Patties in under a minute to Tiny Tim music. And finally, Mr. Krabs hires SpongeBob as his fry cook. So there you have my regurgitation of an episode you’ve watched 100 times by now and yeah, no surprise, it still ages well! There are other episodes of this show that are much funnier and better but that’s not to say this one didn’t have any highlights either. From Patrick’s motivational speech to Squidward “vouching” for SpongeBob to the very end with SpongeBob serving Patrick a bunch of Krabby Patties, this episode is really packed with memorable moments even with its limited run-time. Calling it the best Nicktoon would be too bit of an exaggeration and also obvious but for the absolute impact this show had on my life, I’d be crazy not to put it somewhere in my Top 10. VERDICT: 9/10 (A timeless classic, what can I say? Also, please let this show die, Nick.) RANKINGS: Well, we're officially 15 shows down! Time to see which Nicktoon the wheel gives me next!