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Bwahahahaha! It’s HALLOWEEN, boils and ghouls! And you know what that means: it’s time for another One Hit Wonderland: Spooooktacular Edition! *coughs* Sorry, I’ve been misinformed. I am now told that it is, in fact, June, and I’m supposed to be writing yet another hypothetical on the fate of the SpongeBob Community. Hey guys, Wumbo here. I don’t write anything anymore! I’m not quite sure why jjs wanted me to do this. But it’s okay, after the smashing success of my half-episode fart “SpongeBob and Patrick Vote for Obama” or whatever, I’m sure that nothing will go wrong with this hypothetical! So… sorry, let me get into the mood. *ahem* Picture this. An online forum community dedicated to unhealthy worship. You got it? I know it’s a bit of a stretch, but stay with me here. This worship is not directed towards a TV show, a music artist, or even a celebrity! No, this worship centres around something much more sinister: an online reviewer. Not just any online reviewer, but one who keeps his mask mostly obscured in the shadows! And his name is Todd! Why, you might call him a “Todd in the Shadows” of some sort! Oh, most online forums centre around things that are at least somewhat in the mainstream. But to be second banana to the Nostalgia Critic? Well, that’s a special type of niche that only the wildest guesses could imagine. So imagine with me, if you will, the answer to this question… Episode 27: Is SBC a Trainwreckord? Wait, no, that’s not it. Sorry, let me try again… Episode 27: What If… SBC Was a Todd in the Shadows Community? The year is 2010. Clapmaster, who is a frequent user of the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses message board, grows weary of the board’s focus on The Nostalgia Critic. He wants to see his favourite reviewer, Todd in the Shadows, get more love. So he creates the TITS community, and after waving away dozens of horny, confused old men, he vows never to use the acronym again. Rather than only accepting members from the ThatGuyWithTheGlasses forum, as is common practice, Clapmaster allows anyone to join! Gradually, the forum increases in popularity with users like Wumbology, katnisslovestacos, and Old Man Mr. Meeseeks declaring their admiration for the hooded, shadowed pop music reviewer. Things are harmonious until August 27, 2013, when a user named President Squidward joins. He suggests that there is more to TGWTG music reviewing than simply Todd in the Shadows. He suggests that the Todd in the Shadows Community merge with the upstart forum, Rap Critic Community. Well, oh, my, GOD, Clapmaster (now known as Clappy) can’t believe this and bans President Squidward on the spot. This leads to a lot of infighting on the Todd in the Shadows chatroom, until katniss hijacks the conversation by posting the song “Got an Itchy Leg” over and over again. Clappy scratches his leg and reluctantly agrees to allow President Squidward back into the forums and begins correspondence with the Rap Critic community. Unfortunately, the Rap Critic Community is still sore from the Accidental Racist review and the two forums remain separate, though some users join both forums out of curiosity. Butt What? The Todd in the Shadows Community weathers the storm of #ChangeTheChannel, with tens of refugees from the Channel Awesome forums flocking to the community. The forum becomes rife with derogatory Nostalgia Critic memes. “A BAT CREDIT CARD” becomes the most-used phrase on the forums. The original members begin to fear that the Nostalgia Critic memes are overtaking the forum, and its members are losing touch with its original purpose, save for Wumbo, who gleefully participates in every meme until it’s distressingly unfunny. Wumbo, who is now an admin at this point, suggests that the community award the Noble Critic award to the user who has the best Doug Walker memes. This is the final straw, and Wumbo is banned from the community for five months. If only all online forum drama was this tame! Upon Wumbo’s return, he brings to the community’s attention the existence of a subreddit dedicated to Todd in the Shadows. Rather than recruit members from the forum, the users of the Todd in the Shadows community make special note of their obsession with Trainwreckords. The Doug Walker memes quickly shift over to Trainwreckords memes. Occasional poster jjsthekid posts “Is Pink Floyd’s The Wall a Trainwreckord?” mere days before Doug Walker’s disastrous takedown of The Wall. He is forever awarded the Noble Critic award. The Todd in the Shadows community still continues to this day, though with less frequency given Todd’s less frequent output. A Discord server is created to discuss various topics outside of Todd’s videos. In the tv and film channel, many users happen to express an affinity for SpongeBob SquarePants. Did they deserve better? Hell no.

This is the story of a Squidward fan and party game series, and it’s Up to the SBCers To win the prize IT’S Episode 26: WHAT IF…PREZ WAS A JACKBOX HOST? Crazy music plays Hello SBC. You probably don’t actually know me. I just joined the server one day and then never posted a single time. Why did I even join this server when I didn’t plan on ever posting anything??? Well, anyway, I’m the narrator for this What If scenario. It was a boring day on SBCcord, very few posts the entire day. Until Prez came in with an announcement. @everyone HEY GUYS, I HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT GOING ON TODAY. I HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO HOST MY VERY OWN JACKBOX GAME! IT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON JACKBOX PACK 12, AND THERE WILL BE A HUGE PRIZE FOR WHOEVER WINS THE FIRST EVER GAME, BEING PLAYED TONIGHT! Everyone was excited about this, and all the typical SBC Jackbox players decided to join the event. Unfortunately, only 9 players signed up initially, but since it turned out that Prez’s event would be elimination-based and needed 10 players, Prez was somehow able to convince QuasarianBlaze (OBAB) to join in. So the players were: dman, WinterArcanine, DarknessDG, jjs, WhoBob, Fred, Zaid, SBManiac, BobCarotte, and QuasarianBlaze Prez announced how the event would work: It would start as an elimination style event, with each round being based off a different jackbox game that the SBC members like to play Prez: And finally, the last two remaining players will get to be the very first two to play my new Jackbox game! Now that I’ve explained how this will work, we can start the game! The room code is “FART” OBAB: WHY O_O The first round was Tee KO. Winter thought he would lose, due to not being good at drawing, but jjs was eliminated instead, with Winter somehow managing to win the entire game, despite not even properly knowing how to play it, with a shirt with a drawing of Mayonnaise and the text “Racism”. Wait what do you mean this game actually happened in your universe? The second round was Quiplash. It was a very close game, but ultimately, the winner was dman, who quiplash’d Darkness’s survivor reference quip on the final part of the game with a response telling Schmitty (and also the Wheel) that he isn’t funny and that he sucks. This also resulted in Darkness being eliminated. The third round was Job Job. Sadly, jjs couldn’t join due to being eliminated on the first round. The game was one of the funniest ones ever, and the winner was Fred, whose answers for the final round was “I HAVE two tower. I WANT plane fly into me”. As a result, Fred was hired by M Bubs, and as a result no longer had time to participate in the rest of the event due to having too much work, and therefore was eliminated. The fourth round was Blather Round. This time, Prez gave a special prompt by himself for everyone to guess. “It’s a funny occurrence”. Everyone instantly correctly guessed “Go Shit”, with WhoBob being the last one to submit due to his internet lagging, causing him to be eliminated. The fifth round was Fibbage. Zaid was ultimately eliminated, in a shockingly close round with BobCarotte, the next highest placer, only having 1 more point than Zaid. The sixth round was Split the Room. The first question was “You are forced, at gunpoint, to lick something even if you don’t want to. Your only two options are a nintendo switch cartridge, and ????. Which do you choose to lick?” The option Quasar gave was “Spongebob’s ass”. Winter and Carotte chose SB’s ass, while the other two chose the cartridge. The question turned on Carotte so much that he became very horny for the rest of the round, only thinking about spongebob’s ass and not being able to focus on the game anymore, to the point where, upon being given the prompt “A Genie is willing to give you one of two possible rewards for freeing him; a million dollars, or ????.”, he responded with “Spongebob’s ass :flushed:”, leading to a one-sided choice where each of the four other players chose the dollars. This caused Carotte to be eliminated, while Quasar won the round. Prez: Well, we’re officially down to the last four. Congratulations to Winter, dman, Quasar, and SBManiac, for making it this far! Are we all ready to play the next game? Dman: I’m ready! As long as it isn’t- Prez: THE WHEEL OF ENORMOUS PROPORTIONS!!!! Dman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO After having the most amount of points for the entire game, dman rolled a “fuck you” tile, causing all his points to somehow be given to mythix even though she isn’t even playing the game, dman’s computer to suddenly explode, all of his possessions to catch on fire and burn to ashes, his job to suddenly fire him for being racist to green people, and to top it all off, the wheel came over to his house in person to shoot him in the knee with the gun of enormous proportions. Dman (on a stretcher being brought into an ambulance): Well, at least it wasn’t as mean to me as it usually is. The eighth round was Trivia Murder Party. SBManiac almost made a comeback at the end of the game, but failed her last question of “Things said by Sir Dudley Ding Dong”; but both Winter and OBAB guessed correctly that the only listed line he said was “I CLOGGED THE OTHER TOILET” Finally, it was down to the last round, the one where Prez does his own unique game! Prez: Well…this is interesting Winter: Wait, why? Prez: Well, my game is based on music Winter: Oh no Prez: And somehow, the finalists are the two players that won’t know much about this. Quasar: Hey, I know- Prez: There is no Sonic CD songs in my game Quasar: FUCK Prez: Make sure your volume is on, because you guys are gonna keep being pelted with a bunch of randomly chosen songs, and you’ll have to guess what they are! The instant you can name one of them, you’ll win! Have fun playing my new game SQUID SONGS!!! [Writer here. I am terrible at naming things sorry ] Instantly, the game started blasting many songs at once, none of which were recognized by either Winter or Quasar. The game kept going and going, and all of their guesses were completely wrong, while all the eliminated players watched in agony knowing they they could have correctly guessed a lot of them Dman (on his hospital bed): Hey, that one’s One Perfect Sunrise! OBAB you would’ve known that if you ever finished listening to that playlist I gave you years ago. Unfortunately, five minutes in, Winter made the mistake of guessing Heat Waves. Prez: Oh, was that Heat Waves? BY GLASS ANIMALS??? I LOVE THAT SONG! Wait guys, stop, we need to listen to Heat Waves for a while! Finally, after 30 minutes of listening to Heat Waves, the round continued. Both players really wanted to win the prize, but even after an hour had passed, no one guessed any of the random songs playing. Prez: I’m not ending this until someone guesses a song correctly! I WON’T END IT EVEN IF IT TAKES AN ETERNITY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It seemed like it would never end, but eventually, Winter heard a familiar song, faintly audible among the many songs playing at the same time….finally, he could win the event…. Winter: DEMONS BY IMAGINE DRAGONS Prez: THAT ONE IS CORRECT! Congratulations Winter, you’re the winner! You get the very big prize! Winter: Yay! What is it? Prez: It’s……an opportunity to write the first ever OFFICIAL Squnschpunsch episode! Winter: WOAH! Squnschpunsch is actually happening? Prez: Yeah! I’ve finally gotten the chance to turn it into a real show! I was supposed to write it tomorrow, but um….. It turns out I’m busy that day going to 91x to get them to play heat waves all day…….so……I need someone else to write the premiere for me. Winter: Oh, sure! I’m sure I could make a good episode to start off the show! I’ve written many good stories like What If season 4 episode 2: “What if Prez was a Jackbox Host?”! Prez: Ok, good!I can’t wait to see what you do with my crossover! Winter: Wait a minute…..aw, Prez, was this just an excuse to play jackbox with us? You could’ve just asked! Prez: What do you mean? Winter: Oh come on, don’t think I don’t know why you did this! After all, if you couldn’t write the Squnschpunsch episode tomorrow, you could’ve just done it today instead of doing this whole event! Prez: …………. Winter: After all, obviously that occurred to you! Prez: ……….. Winter: ……right? Prez: ………….. One month later, the episode premiered to astounding success. Oddly, the plot of the episode was this: After Maurizio gets arrested and put in jail for not wearing a hair net, while serving food to the people at his third annual Christmas breakfast, Squidward points out other ridiculous laws on the books in Wunschpunsch City, such as the prohibitions of taking a picture of a rabbit without a permit, wearing two or more hats at the same time, and eating ice cream on a cone. Squidward and Jacob go on to openly break these laws at city hall and end up in jail as well, along with Mrs Puff, who fails to report the lawbreaking. Later, when a police officer comes to the Krusty Krab to report Squidward is in jail, upon hearing Mr Krab’s idea, Spongebob throws the officer's walkie-talkie into the fryer, while Patrick pulls down the officer's pants, both of which land the two in jail. As a result, Squidward, Maurizio, Jacob, Mrs Puff, Spongebob, Patrick, and some random bald guy end up spending all of Christmas in prison. Following Spongebob’s arrest, Gary decides to throw a Christmas party at the house with a bunch of other snails. While critics criticized the decision to make the show’s intro three minutes long, involving Squidward, Maurizio, and Jacob singing the entirety of Heat Waves, critics heavily praised the episode, stating that Squnschpunsch was about to be the best animated show of all time with how good this premiere was. Viewers around the world were shocked at how amazing this show is. But only one person realized what truly happened. Prez: Winter…..did you just take a Henry Danger episode and turn it into Squnschpunsch?