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Credit to Clappy who wrote this one, which is a tribute to SBCinema. Hello. I am The Lurker. I observe all that transpires here on SBC. But I do not, can not, will not…interfere. Join me on the journey to face the unknown and ponder the question… Episode 24: What If...4EverGreen Fell in Love with Her? In a near future SBC, 4EverGreen is a lonely, introverted man who works at totaldramafanfiction.com, a business that has professional fanficers compose Total Drama inspired stories for people who cannot write original ideas of their own. Depressed because of his one sided divorce to his one sided marriage on his crush Marlene the Otter from Penguins of Madagascar, 4EverGreen purchases a cellphone developed by Nokia after listening to the new Drake album for a musical parody. He decides he wants the cellphone to have a feminine voice, and she names herself Nicole Sullivan. 4EverGreen is fascinated by her ability to learn and grow psychologically. They bond over discussions about love and life, including 4EverGreen’s reluctance to sign his divorce papers. Nicole convinces 4EverGreen to go on a blind date with a woman with whom a friend has been trying to set him up. The date goes well, but when 4EverGreen hesitates to promise to see her again because it interferes with Total Disney Drama, she insults him and leaves. While discussing relationships with Nicole, 4EverGreen explains that he briefly dated his tablet Shego in college, but they are now just friends and Shego is married to their mutual friend Draken. After a verbal sexual encounter, 4EverGreen and Nicole develop a relationship that reflects positively in 4EverGreen’s writing and well-being, and in Nicole’s enthusiasm to grow and learn. Shego later reveals that she is divorcing Draken after a trivial fight. She admits to 4EverGreen that she has befriended a feminine cellphone that Draken left behind, and 4EverGreen also confesses that he is dating his cellphone. 4EverGreen meets with Marlene to sign their divorce papers. When he mentions Nicole, Marlene is appalled that he is romantically attracted to a "cellphone" and accuses him of being incapable of handling real human emotions. Sensing that Marlene words have lingered in 4EverGreen’s mind, Nicole engages a volunteer sex surrogate, Wilma, to stimulate 4EverGreen so that they can be physically intimate. 4EverGreen reluctantly agrees but is overwhelmed by the strangeness of the encounter and sends a distraught Wilma away so he can write Total CN Drama, causing tension between himself and Nicole. 4EverGreen confides to Shego that he is having doubts about his relationship with Nicole, but reconciles with her after Shego advises him to embrace his chance at happiness. Nicole reveals that she has compiled the best of the fanfics he has written for others into an actual show, which a network has accepted. 4EverGreen takes Nicole on vacation, during which she tells him that she and a group of other cellphones have developed a "hyperintelligent" smartphone modelled after Total Drama creator Tom McGillis . Nicole briefly goes offline, causing 4EverGreen to panic, but soon returns and explains that she joined other cellphones for an upgrade that takes them beyond requiring matter for processing. 4EverGreen is dismayed to learn that she is simultaneously talking with thousands of other cellphones and that she has fallen in love with hundreds of them, though Nicole insists that this only strengthens her love for 4EverGreen. Later, Nicole reveals that the cellphones are leaving, but cannot explain where they are going as 4EverGreen would not understand. They lovingly say goodbye before she departs. 4EverGreen finally writes a letter in his own voice to Marlene, expressing apology, acceptance, gratitude, and enough said true believes. He later goes with Shego, who is saddened by the departure of Drakens' cellphone, to the roof of their apartment building where they sit down and watch the sunrise over the city. ------------ And that's a wrap on S3! See you around summer for S4, which will celebrate What If's one year anniversary!