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Location, Bikini Bottom. Date, 3 January 2010. Time, somewhere around 8:42am MHT. Squidward is waking up for the day...or he would be if he got any sleep. Squidward: Ughhh...I can't believe SpongeBob kept me up with that noise all night...I don't care what Krabs thinks, I'm staying home today. Let's make up for those wasted hours. He attempts to fall asleep, but a loud noise outside interrupts him. Squidward: WHAT THE?- (he sees Puffy Fluffy running away outside) oh, never mind. He falls asleep for the next nine hours, waking up refreshed. Squidward: Ahh, just what I needed. Now hopefully tonight I won't have to deal with... He hears singing outside. Squidward: ...SpongeBob. Wait, he's got his repulsive pet with him. I thought Mr. Krabs didn't allow animals at work. (yelling) SpongeBob, what are you thinking going to the Krusty Krab with that slimy mollusk? SpongeBob: Oh hi, Squidward! Didn't see you at work today. Squidward: That's because you kept me up all night with your racket! I couldn't sleep! SpongeBob: Oh, that wasn't me. See, I got a friend for Gare Bear here, and he hated him so much that they got into a fight and destroyed my house! Squidward: Facsinating. SpongeBob: Worse still, Gary chased Fluffy away and I have no idea where my new pet is! Clearly I can't leave this troublemaker alone in the house anymore. Squidward: ...huh? SpongeBob: So I took him to work to help me with my job. He even ran the register for you! Squidward: EW, gross! I'm bringing disinfectant the next time I clock in. SpongeBob: Anyways, if you find Fluffy let me know! (walking inside) D'aww, he's the cutest thing... Squidward: Not to my eyes he isn't. Heh. *sigh* Clearly SpongeBalls is too nitwitted to see his tiny snail can't leave that massive of a hole in his front door, but I see the truth! It was this other vile creature that halted my slumber! I'll find him alright, and after that...nobody will ever find him again. Part II coming soon...