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This story is much in line with the Wario the idea concept. This is relevant because I have never actually watched a Pieguyrulz video, but I know of him; I know of him as a concept, as an idea. I UNDERSTAND Pieguy, and this story is a representation of him as an idea and a concept. Pie Guy the idea and Pie Guy the person, I'm sure, are different, but this is about Pie Guy the idea. Episode 13: What If... Pieguy Wrote SpongeBob? We open on a normal episode of SpongeBob Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! Wanna go jellyfishing? Patrick: Oh, I'd love to SpongeBob, but I can't… SpongeBob: Why not? Patrick: I broke my net, see? [shows SpongeBob his broken Net] SpongeBob: i guess missing one day of jellyfishing isn't such a bad thing [hands Patrick his net] you can borrow mine Patrick: Yay!! Thanks Spongebob [hugs Spongebob very tightly] We pan out showing the TV screen, then turn around to reveal PieguyRulz watching the episode Pie: UGH! [Throws Remote into the TV shattering it] IT’S ALL SCUMBOB! [stands up and looks out of the window] They can't keep getting away with this! Someone has to stop them! Something needs to be do- Before he could finish speaking a book falls out of the sky and onto his head Pie: What’s this? It’s a book. The first page reads ‘’What you write in here becomes reality; use with caution’’ Pie: oh this is too perfect! WITH THIS I CAN FIX SPONGEBOB! I CAN REVERSE SCUMBOB! AND SAVE STEVEN’S LEGACY! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! Pie Guys conscience: you could also like…cure cancer Pie: Shut up! Pie begins rewriting the show, and removing all the aspects of post movie that he deems ‘’terrible’’ (giggling through every new line he writes) Pie: it is done….[smiles] We cut back to the tv to the now remade SpongeBob Squarepants Spongebob: Why hello there, Patrick? May I inquire as to what you have planned on this fine day? Patrick: Nothing much, Mr. Robert, but i may be interested in a walk in the park, that is of course if you’d be interested in joining me Spongebob: Of course Squidward exits his house Spongebob and Patrick: Morning, Mr Squidward Squidward: Good morning, gentlemen. I must say that seeing you both standing on the sand alone like that has left me quite dejected. Why don't you both join me for a walk in the park? SpongeBob: What a humorous coincidence! We were just heading there as well. Squidward: Very well, then. Meanwhile at the recording studio Clancy Brown: Excuse me Andrea Romano: Yes? Clancy Brown: Who are you getting to write these lines? Andrea Romano: One of our superfans ‘’PieguyRulz’’ Clancy freezes as he catches the thousand-yard stare…he’s seen this once before with the infamous ‘’Mr Enter’’ Tom approaches Clancy but is stopped by Rodger Bumpass Rodger Bumpass: There’s nothing we can do for him right now Tom Kenny: We can't keep on recording with him like this Rodger Bumpass: who said anything about recording Bumpass pulls out a box with two rings Rodger: put these on They both put on the ring and turn into their cartoon counterparts Kennybob and Squidass…squid always ends up with the lousy names (They transform in the same vein as SOW) KennyBob: Let’s go crush that pie Minutes Later Ext: Pieguy’s house They both knock on the door Pie opens the door and is frightened by the sight of the two cartoon characters standing at his doorway Squidass: What the fuck is this [Holds the script in Pie’s face] Pie runs across into his house but is ultimately cornered by the two Pieguyrulz: what’re you gonna do? Pour hot oil on me, Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?! KennyBob: Worse [devilish smile] Squidass gets closer to pieguy’s face and utters the dreaded words Squidass: Spongehe e e enge….. [the words fly out of Squidass’ mouth and into Pie’s ear] He shrieks Pie: Stop! Stop! I beg of you!!! Kennybob joins in Kennybob: Smooth Jazz in bikini bottom Pie: What’s so scary about that? Kenny Smiles Kennybob: Patrick eating Squidward’s pass… Pie faints Hours later he starts to wake up, he’s in a hospital bed, surrounded by all the VAs Pie: where am i? Tom Kenny: You passed out after we mentioned episodes you hated Rodger Bumpass: we might’ve gone a bit too hard on you [regretful] Clancy Brown: so to apologize we got you this gift [hands him a gift bag] Pie: for me? You shouldn't have [places his hand in the gift bag and senses….The S7 DVD] Cut to a gravestone. R.I.P PieguyRulz The end

a slightly modified little short i made for another forum now with SBC usernames! The Polite Ghost: An SBC Story The short begins with the SBC Gang hanging out at SBC Headquarters (JJs, Cha, SOF, and SB&P). All of them look bored. JJs looks at Cha across the room repeatedly throwing a plastic ball towards the wall then proceeding to catch it JJs: What're you doing? Cha: Wall Ball. JJs: Wall Ball? Cha responds while her full focus is on the bouncing ball Cha: Wall Ball. SOF: You guys wanna go out for ice cream? SB&P: I just ate SOF: I was talking to both Cha and JJs, not you. SB&P: oh... JJs: i could go for some ice cream. Cha, you comin'? Cha: cant come. playing. wall ball. [slowly] She throws the plastic ball a bit too hard, causing the Wall Ball to bounce from the wall towards the window, and thus breaking it. SOF: you coming now? Cha: Sure... She again responds with her focus, not on SOF but on the broken window. She's trying to figure out where the wall-ball might've bounced to. Cha: i actually do know a really good ice cream place JJs: Alrighty, then! Let's go! Cut to them infront of the ice cream place Everything is going quite normally until Cha walks towards the front door and it opens automatically. She pays no mind to it. SOF and JJs, who were standing right behind Cha as she went in, are puzzled by what they just witnessed SOF: How?! What?! That wasn't an automatic door! They rush inside JJs: Hey, Cha quick question Cha: Yeah? JJs: How did you do that just now Cha: You want to know how? JJs: Very much so. yes Cha Starts to tear up Cha: I thought you'd never ask. I'm getting a little emotional here, Sniff. Okay here goes: you get a good grip on the ball, and you point it very precisely at the location at which you want the ball to hit, and the- JJs: What the heck are you talking about?! Cha: Wall-Ball. isn't that what you wanted to ask about? JJs: What you just did back there! you made the door open without even touching it Cha: Yeah, that's how doors work, duh! SOF: Cha, i can assure you that that is not at all how doors function Cha: You mean doors don't open for you when you walk past them? JJs: of course not!! Since when did you have this ability? Cha: Well, for as long as I can remember, I've had this ''ability''; I just assumed everyone else had it too. I mean, everyone uses it in the mall. JJs: That's because the mall has automatic doors installed, Cha Cha: oh. well that explains that SOF: We still need to figure out why you possess such a strange ability that the entire world's populace does not have. Cha: hehe! I'm a wizard While they're busy theorizing, a puff of blue smoke emerges in front of them, revealing a hideous ghost with lots of facial hair and a bulging red eye. Everyone in the Ice cream store run for their lives Blue Ghost: Come on, people! I'm actually really nic-....annnnd they're gone. Cha: Who are you?! Blue Ghost: It's me, Jacky the ghost man Cha stares Blankly in silence Blue Ghost: I helped you pass your elementary school exam! Cha continues to stare in silence Blue Ghost: Come on you've got to remember me i was there for your 19th birthday party Cha: Sorry, not ringing a bell JJs: JUST TELL US WHO YOU ARE! Blue Ghost: I'm the person who's been opening doors for Cha this whole time Cha: but why? Blue Ghost: Mom always said it isn't polite to make a classy lady open the door herself. and trust me.....you do NOT want to disappoint mother she is NASTY.....but don't TELL HER I SAID THAT! please! Cha: So all this time, I thought that's how doors functioned; it was actually YOU helping me! Blue Ghost: Exactly. Cha: will you keep helping me Blue Ghost: Well, since my cover's been blown by your friends and seeing as our relationship was meaningless and COMPLETELY one-sided, I think I'm going to take a vacation. Cha: Goodbye, ghost man. I'm gonna miss you. Blue Ghost: i highly doubt it [vanishes] Cha: Gee, it sure is going to be hard getting used to opening doors manually from now on. JJs: No worries! we'll teach you the ropes SOF: Yeah! Cha: thanks guys [they hug] They leave the Ice cream store and head back home Cha: BTW, I heard the store right next to the SBC building sells really strong plastic wall-ball balls! THE END

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