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was gonna create a Big Dumb Thread but y'all have been through enough recently so I'll just post my message here: I'm moving on from SBC. Not to do with anyone in particular, but mostly to do with the fact that I've frankly felt uncomfortable over the past few months still being here and being in a completely different stage of my life than I was when things first started. I suppose these recent events have just kind of exacerbated that this isn't where I should be anymore. I don't have any more time to spend on Internet drama and frankly I'm embarrassed by myself for how much I still catch myself up in. Wishing you all the best moving forward, and I'll still be on Discord if you ever want to talk individually. Peace.

I'm still alive..... for some reason. Somehow. I don't know why. Just hoping things coalesce in all the right ways for me....

happy first day of winter to the sponge bob community

So out of nowhere, my loving cat Jack was feeling very sick, couldn't eat, only drank, didn't use the bathroom really, had black spots on his nose, probably bleeding from his mouth and nose a bit, didn't meow, get up, slept on the ground, looking at us, and I was worried the inevitable was about to happen to another cat of mine at a young age (he may be 11 but I don't care, always wanted my cat to live til 20), and this morning, I didn't get to say goodbye to a loving pet in my family. He was a nice fella, coming in to my room, pawing at me, he acted like a dog sometimes, just kissing your hand and biting it. He was super nice. Never really growled or hissed. Never got angry really. And now. I never get to see him ever again. And I'm depressed about it. Love and cherish your pets. You'll never know when the awful day comes, especially if they were acting normal just a few days ago. I'll miss you, Jack. Hopefully there's an afterlife and you're reunited with your loving brother Elliott who passed in 2013, as well as your friend Ralphy and Tomas. Took this a few weeks ago too. I'm so sad... 2011 - 2022

I would like to make it clear that I'm perplexed as to why I've evoked the wrath of Brazil and have nothing but love for the people of that country.

So after years of struggling with my identity, I've officially decided to come out as a genderfluid trans girl. Hi. My name's Rebel. What's yours?

need a discord break srry, nothing personal. my mental and physical health is just shit

Hello, SpongeBob SquarePants! If you don't mind, I would like to ask you a question. At the end of the episode, ''patrick smartpants'', when you return Patrick's old head, you say, ''Not just an idiot, Patrick, you're also my pal'' That line always stuck out to me: Since you two are meant to be friends, why would you flat-out call your best friend an idiot? I would like if that line were removed from all future reruns and that you ''Spongebob Squarepants'' apologize to Mr. Patrick Star for calling him an idiot, which was very inappropriate and uncalled for. Thank you.

Can i have some chum? I wanna die.

Wow, it's really been 10 years on here

ahoy lads I've overdosed on ketamine

I haven't logged on in like 4 or 5 years.

BUGS BUNNY'S 83RD BIRTHDAY BEATING

Come and eat at the Chum Bucket! Every fucking day we'll stuff your face full of shit!

I love me mother so much I actually spent money on her Mother's Day gift! Shame she doesn't appear on the show anymore.

Dude, think about it. A giant cheetah jumping over Saddam Hussein.

Krusty Krew sucks that's it, that's the status

Bro I just found out that my coworker’s dad is literally the creator of Rocko’s Modern Life…and she said that Tom Kenny is a family friend like holy shit ahahahaha my mind was blown this morning

fine, you've all caught me red handed: I am indeed a Lilith Clawthorne simp. Even I could not resist the witch's lure. I am sorry for letting the community down. I shall do what is necessary to repent for my actions. (it is still better than obab's simping tho right)

12 years later, and I'm still here

SBC, look, I got an award!

Yay I got my log-in with this name right on the first try. Smooth sailings for the rest of the week

It's that time of year again

After about 2-3 days of being sick, I am now 99.99% better.

This is my official campaign for Summer 2023 Featured Employee. You know who you need to represent the forums. Me, Aya. Not only was I just promoted in my real life job, I should be promoted here on the Spongebobby Community for 10 years of excellent service.

A FUCKIN CHICKEN MASK

Bubsy is perhaps one of the most recognizable video game icons of all time, and that could be because he SUCKS ASS!

Heart on stick must die.

I've returned after almost two years for a second time.

That annoying moment when... you go to your local movie theater to see a movie, only to find out that the movie WON'T play because of a stupid computer glitch!

He knits ya a sweater of tears, and ya kill him.

Happy New Year, Everyone!

I'm now your new Santa, lads. Introducing: Krabby Klaws!

Jason David Frank, famed actor of the "Power Rangers" series; took his own life earlier today by suicide at the age of 49. I...don't know of anything else to say.

I no longer like holographic meatloaf.

On the surface, 9/11 honors those who have died when the planes crashed into the Twin Towers. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

Not only have I increased my rank to mentor, I have now posted at least 6,000 posts on this website! Where does the time go?

On the surface, Memorial Day honors those who have fallen in the line of duty. Down here, we honor people who fall asleep in long lines!

I am proud to announce the Krusty Krab finally is open again for business!

You have forsaken us.

Hey! I know I've said I've taken a step back from SBC and I still intend to keep that going, but I have started a media/music blog if anyone wants to check it out/follow it at https://icecreamvoid.blogspot.com/2022/03/. I don't know how active I'll be especially considering I've only got about a month left this semester, but I'm planning on starting to go through the Billboard Hot 100 quite like Wumbo and Clappy did.

When I was 10, I hated the Simpsons, America's favourite dysfunctional family. Me and my brother and sisters watched it every day after school, and didn't get a bagful of laughs. I stopped watching it. I didn't find it as funny, creative or as original anymore. Well after seeing the Simpsons Movie, I decided to give the show another chance. And I am sad I did, because it is dumb, uninspired, unfunny AND unoriginal. It is true that the show has always declined in written quality and the more recent seasons are still unwatchable, no thanks to the animation and the unendearing characters. The show's animation is cruddy. In animated shows, I like animation that is colourful and fluid, and the animation in this show is not that. The theme tune is not catchy and the story lines are outstandingly bad. Other than the voice acting what made the show so bad was its writing. Obnoxious or childish, not smart and most importantly unfunny. And the visual jokes aren't impressive. And the voice acting is unexceptional bringing the dysfunctional family to death. Homer is a type of father figure who repeatedly beats his family, has a love for doughnuts and beer and pretty much hates his job. Dan Castallenetta, a talented voice actor whom I fondly remember as Megavolt from Darkwing Duck, does a bad job not only as Homer but as Grandpa and Krusty, loud and abrasive. Julie Kavner is also bad as Marge, an uncaring matriarch who genuinely hates her family. Nancy Cartwright is absolutely horrible as Bart, who is too naughty and hates school, same with Yeardley Smith as Hillary-shill Lisa. Plus Maggie is absolutely hideous. Then there are the supporting characters. My least favourite is Grandpa, he is absolutely unfunny. Hank Azaria is unamusing as Moe and Chief Wiggum, and Harry Shearer is annoying as Ned and is also bad with his monotonic drawls for Principal Skinner and Reverend Lovejoy. There are wasted guest appearances from various celebrities, and frequent appearances from Phil Hartmann and Tress MacNeille. My least favourite is Kelsey Grammar as Sideshow Bob, a reprising villain I don't enjoy watching, sinister not funny. All in all, The Simpsons is still not a great show. 0.5/10

i am a very happy man!

today marks 10 YEARS since i joined SBC!!!! i know i haven’t been the most active member here for a loooooong while, but this website really changed my WHOLE life! I never would be as happy as i am right now without the relationships i built from SBC, and even without the friends, going back to a community i’ve been a part of for so long feels like coming home. when I joined here, i was a sad little girl with selective mutism who had no friends because she couldn’t talk to anyone else her age. i turned to the internet to make friends and after being a member of two other forums that shut down, I decided to join SBC! Now here I am 10 years later, in college, past overcoming my greatest anxiety, and making a nice little life for myself and i STILL keep coming back here! i do truly love this little slice of the internet and i’m hoping to become more active again, this place is the best! It is such an amazing thing that this site has prevailed all these years and that so many of the people who welcomed me here on my first day are still active in this community. i haven’t forgotten any of you guys. here is to many more decades! long live ooooooofy and long live The SpongeBob Community!!!!

Haven't been feeling too well lately

if gyms shut down again IM RUINED. All those gainz for nothing

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There was a story that I was told, and I don't remember it, so let's forget it.

"Wait...Remember SpongeBob SquarePants?" - a video by jordan fringe