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was gonna create a Big Dumb Thread but y'all have been through enough recently so I'll just post my message here: I'm moving on from SBC. Not to do with anyone in particular, but mostly to do with the fact that I've frankly felt uncomfortable over the past few months still being here and being in a completely different stage of my life than I was when things first started. I suppose these recent events have just kind of exacerbated that this isn't where I should be anymore. I don't have any more time to spend on Internet drama and frankly I'm embarrassed by myself for how much I still catch myself up in. Wishing you all the best moving forward, and I'll still be on Discord if you ever want to talk individually. Peace.

Merry Christmas SBC! For this year's present, we have two to go over: a small staff shakeup and new badge to obtain. The first staff change is that @Frosty the Snowman has been promoted to a Manger to fill Patty's spot! Thanks to all his hard work in helping plan Seahorse 15 and tech savvy knowledge, we felt he deserved it. He will help oversee Discord changes and influence SBC's graphic design going forward. The Canada takeover is imminent! The second is that @DarknessDG has been promoted to a Fry Cook! After all the talent he's shown off throughout Pictionary's run, and help with SpongeCraft Frontiers, this may come as no surprise. We look forward to the work he'll contribute to both the server and forum! One new badge has been added to the Badge Store: Loyal Shopper. You can buy it for 5,500 doubloons now! There will also be a Discord Party tonight where several gifts will be raffled off. Have a great holiday season, everyone! We look forward to 2024, which will celebrate both SBC's 15th anniversary and SpongeBob's 25th anniversary!

It’s that time of the year again: Today marks SBC's 14th birthday! It's hard to believe the community continues to prosper in some form and we continue to bring in new faces. A special thanks to everyone who continues to contribute in some way, whether through the Discord or forums. Remember SBC would never be what it is without the crew.

Fin! 140. SBCinema Film: The Truman Show Jjs is the unsuspecting star of SBCinema, a parody program filmed 24/7 through thousands of hidden cameras and broadcast to a worldwide audience. Clappy, the program's creator and executive producer, seeks to capture Jjs's authentic emotions and give audiences a relatable every The Kid. Jjs has been the star of SBCinema since he was born and Clappy officially adopted him from his Chather. As Jjs was selected from birth, Clappy claims that Jjs came to be adopted not just by the show, but by the whole "world". Jjs's hometown Community is a complete set built within an enormous dome, populated by forum members, who are actually actors, who highlight the product placements that generate revenue for The Truman Show parody. Speaking of which, today’s episode is sponsored by NordVPN. Staying safe online is an ever growing difficulty and you could be exploited by hackers. NordVPN allows you to change your IP address, making you harder to track, securing your privacy. Check out the link at the end of this finale to get 20% off for the first two months and thank you to NordVPN for sponsoring this episode. The elaborate set allows Clappy to control almost every aspect of Jjs's life, including the sponsors. To prevent Jjs from discovering his false reality, Clappy manufactures scenarios that dissuade Jjs's desire for exploration, such as what shows he chooses to binge watch, by constantly broadcasting his opinions and the opinions of his idols like Irate Gamer, Cr1TiKaL, and everyone’s favorite, Douglas Funny Walker. However, Clappy cannot predict all of Jjs's actions. During his college years, Jjs was intended to be shipped with WhoBob, but fell for an extra named Kat. Although Kat was quickly removed from The Truman Show parody before she could disclose its nature to Jjs, he continues to remember Kat, and secretly dreams of a life outside the internet walls. In the real world, Kat is a part of "Free Jjs", an activist group that seeks to cancel the parodies and have Jjs released. As SBCinema approaches its 10th anniversary, Jjs begins discovering unusual elements, such as the emote reactions falling out of the sky in front of his house and a Discord channel that precisely describes his movements. These events are punctuated by the reappearance of his Chather, who had infiltrated The Truman Show parody, with the crew believing the Chactor was somehow recast. Jjs begins questioning his life and realizes that the Cinema somehow revolves around him. WhoBob's stress from attempting to uphold the charade in the face of Jjs's growing skepticism and hostility causes their shipping to deteriorate. One day, Jjs takes WhoBob by surprise by going on an impromptu Jeopardy game, but increasingly implausible emergencies block their way. During an argument ignited by WhoBob attempting to promote another show for Jjs to watch, Jjs determines that WhoBob is a part of the conspiracy and holds WhoBob at chat point. WhoBob breaks character and is taken off the film parody. Hoping to bring Jjs back to a controllable state, Clappy re-introduces Jjs's Chather to The Truman Show parody properly, under the guise of having lost her memory after an accident. This helps the parody regain the views lead with audiences, and Jjs seems to return to his routines, except he begins sleeping in his basement. One night, Jjs secretly disappears through a makeshift tunnel in his basement, forcing Clappy to temporarily suspend the parody for the first time in its history. Audiences around the world are captivated by this unexpected event, and record numbers login to view the finale. This finale was made possible by audible. Audible is the leading provider of audio books. They have over 180,000 of audio books to choose from. Visit www.audible.com for one free audio book! This is the best place for audio books and I cannot recommend it enough. Clappy orders a community wide search for Jjs and is soon forced to "GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 260" and break the production's day-night cycle to optimize the search. Clappy discovers Jjs running away from SBC. He resumes the transmission and, unable to fetch Jjs, creates a violent storm in an attempt to capsize Jjs. After nearly losing Jjs but failing to break his spirit, Clappy ends the storm. Jjs continues to run until he hits the wall of the dome between fact and fiction. Initially horrified, Jjs discovers a nearby staircase leading to an exit door. As Jjs contemplates leaving his world, Clappy speaks directly to Jjs through a speaker system and tries to persuade him to stay, claiming that there is no more truth in the real world than in his artificial one, where he would have nothing to fear. After a moment of reflection, Jjs says his catchphrase: "welp, back to the old grind clocks out", bows to his audience and logs off. The forum members celebrate his escape, and Kat races to greet him. Clappy's supervisor JCM, in a cameo, finally ends SBCinema on a shot of the open exit door, leaving Clappy to mourn over the truth of his defeat. Jjs's fans—the viewers of SBCinema—cheer upon his successful escape and then, after transmission ceases, ask what happens next. Epilogue - SBCinema Cast Members: Where Are They Now!? -We of course start off with Jjs, now ending the SBCinema once and controlling his fate for the first time in his life. He has decided to attend law school and dreams of becoming the next Saul Goodman. -OWM has taken this opportunity to become a future jedi in training. Rumor has it that he has now adopted the last name, Skywalker. -Everyone’s favorite Chather continues to be the most beloved member of this community and hopes that everyone knows how much they love her. She also becomes a wildly successful artist. -Fred has become a one million plus subscribed YouTuber with his own series where he talks about retail music playlists…which in this writer’s opinion is a very fascinating topic because he also can’t stand what retailers choose to overplay constantly. -SBL gets picked up by a major news network and continues to produce the finest newscasting this world has ever seen. An unnamed high level network executive renames his channel to SBLNN and it becomes the number one rated news network. -OMJ, now rich from his Deathmatch royalties, purchases ROH from Tony Khan and actually gives its own weekly episodic television series. He names Luigi Primo, the Pizza Guy, the first Ring of Honor World Heavyweight Championship. -Trophy sells his cannon…thus beating this ten year dead joke into the ground once and for all. He uses his cannon money to buyout Kirk Cousins contract, thus fixing the core of the Minnesota Vikings problems and why they will not win a Super Bowl with him at quarterback. -Katie moves to New Zealand. Need I say more? -tvguy, a famous politician, continues to ask Nuggets to get on Skype. But Nuggets is too busy topping the Billboard Hot 100 with Dinghy Freestyle. -WhoBob, also now free from the SBCinema, decides to purchase a podcast set from Amazon and launches his own podcast with WhoBro, where they talk about movies and television shows. The title is appropriately named The WhoCast Show. -And just like the above, Kylie and Kevin also top the podcast charts with their music takes. Taylor Swift regularly guest stars. -Rusty is the new owner of all Tennessee sports franchises. Although Rusty still can’t fix what is wrong with the University of Tennessee college football program. -SB&P finally figures out what the eggplant emoji on Discord stands for. -Wintermelon enters the Pokemon league and is now a league champion with his Level 100 perfect IV Arcanine. -Jelly starts up a Beatles tribute band with her family. Their tribute band becomes so big that even Paul McCartney is impressed and Jelly finally gets to meet her idol. -Fa inherits the Pittsburgh Steelers from the Rooney family. Fa's first job? Train Kenny Pickett to be the next great Steelers QB. -Steel becomes one of the biggest animation YouTubers and launches a GoFundMe to start his own cartoon. Mr. Enter gets pissed off that more contribute to Steel’s GoFundMe than they did his. -Sauce continues to live life to the fullest and is now a social media influencer with hundreds of millions of followers. Rumor has it that the her followers are divided as to whether her eyelashes are real. -Danny DeVito has officially signed on to play The Thing in Marvel’s Fantastic Four reboot. -Wumbo enlisted in the MLB draft and is working his way up the minor league farm systems as a five tool prospect. The Toronto Blue Jays are going to call him up this weekend. -Ex’s redemption arch is complete christening it as one of the best arches in SBC history. As he continues to stay in touch with his friends while also going to making one of the longest running animes, Kamen Rider Kizuna. -Kieran gets the role as the re-casted Ursula in 2023's live action Little Mermaid movie. -Aya, revealing himself to be the real Jon Moxley, goes on to win the AEW heavyweight championship this coming Wednesday on Dynamite Grand Slam. -Terminoob becomes the new head of the DC Extended Universe. Finally, the 29046th time is the charm as Warner Bros Discovery merges with NBCUniversal. (This was added in last minute due to the rumors yesterday, holy shit what a trainwreck WBD is now) -4EverGreen’s next season is Total Cartoon-rama. -SOF becomes the new head of Nintendo as SOF finds a way to appease all the Nintendo die-hards by doing away with DLC add-ons and releasing fully made games at launch. For once, Nintendo fans finally are pleased with their semi-annual directs. -Hawk decides to retire early with all the money he has made from owning all those talking heads out there like Ben Shapiro and Alex Jones. -PatBack goes on to write his own television series from his own life experiences and ends up winning an Emmy for Most Outstanding Programming. -Patty being the best graphic artist in the game today, decides to get digitized and finally gets to meet Amy Rose for the first time ever. -Kat is now a world famous journalist and regularly attends award shows, but despite all the renowned fame and glamor, she still gets weak when around her husband, Charlie Puth. -Illiniguy now hosts his own Chicago based sports talk show where he has a weekly interview segment with Justin Fields. -Storm gives Titania her own show on HBO Max while it is still up and running before it becomes a hit on whatever the name of the streaming service will be when it merges with Peacock (I still can’t believe this is happening). -Someone finally becomes Somebody. Thus making this annual reoccurring joke dead. -After years of keeping the forums alive, Prez is now the head administrator of the SpongeBob Community. He is rewarded gratefully by Anthony Fantano reviewing Plaid. -Salmon and Dman team up to run for President of the United States and abolish the two-party system. Thus leading to the resolution of our political landscape. -Honest Slug becomes the new lead writer of Family Guy after Season 24. He finally puts the show out of its misery and gets applauded by the fan base everywhere. -BobCarotte becomes a professional tennis player and wins the 2023 French Open dethroning the king of the clay, Rafael Nadal. -Maroon 5 finally break up. -Teenj succeeds Kevin Feige as the new head of the MCU. His first action is to reduce the oversaturation and focus on quality instead of quantity and not treating its graphic artists and writers like shit. The MCU goes back to reliving its glory days once more. -Omair becomes a famous photographer and even after all these years, he still has a soft spot for Nutella and llamas. -70s names his first child, Prudence. -CDCB and CNF meet up and start a weekly episodic television series about classic cartoons and animation. They go on to have a huge cult following. -Mythix buys King Neptune and follows through with his Winx Club Jeopardy idea this time. -Clappy finally wraps up this overlonged epilogue and goes to have a glass of milk and eats brunch. -And last, but certainly not least. JCM, no longer in a cameo, moves into the leading man role. He watches over us all and is the hero when SBC needs him to be. Because sometimes the cameo isn’t good enough. Sometimes the cameo deserves more. Because sometimes cameos deserve to have their faith rewarded. He's the hero SBC deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll cameo him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Snark Knight.

April 8. On this day, in 1820, the Venus de Milo was discovered in Greece. In 1911, superconductivity was discovered by Dutch physicist Heike Kamerlingh Onnes. Elton John (the Trinidadian footballer) was born in 1987! 2014: Windows XP sadly reached its official end-of-life (by way of no more extended support). IN 2023...a day before Easter: a special gift is given to SBC. That's it, user...don't be afraid! This is just a special topic, is all... The staff are proud to announce the latest version of The SpongeBob Community. Introducing... ——————————————— An update as delectable as the staggering amount of chocolate eggs you're probably planning to eat tomorrow. Skins that'll make you feel as if you're right there in the deep blue sea. Features and updates so vast and welcoming, you'll shout land ho! Let's get to the changes. New Skins V15 Seahorse This year, the default skin brings back a minimal and sleek wordmark. SpongeBob and his fleet of seahorses lead the way, while the royal colours ground you in the Pacific. V15 Seahorse Dark LIGHTS OUT! Even though Mystery is sleeping, you can still frolic through the flowers and cast your gaze upon other seahorses on the new default dark skin. Gooberberry Surprise Oh, WAIIITERRR!!! A skin crafted by @Aquatic Konquest, reminding you of fresh bananas and sweet chocolate. Another Triple Gooberberry Sunrise? You'll never want to leave this magical wonderland. New Site Features Brilliant Discord Integration You can now connect your Discord account to the forums! In addition, Karen 2.0 comes back to the SBC Discord server for new topic updates! Pure harmony. An Elegant Birthday Widget Returning with a fancy facelift is the one-and-only birthday widget! And many moreeee~! A New Search Bar UI The search bear gets a new user interface. Test your SBC Forums Search-fu and find that pesky post from 2015. Store Updates A "Featured Items" slideshow has been added to the main page, and each store section has received new items! Plus, there's a brand new section! 1 new item has been added to the Community Store: the Custom Discord Role. Worth 1000 doubloons, it allows you to request your own personal role on the SBC Discord server! In the Skin Store, 3 skins are now available for purchase: Sponge on the Run, Breaking Sponge, and, for Loyal Customers only, Battle for Bikini Bottom Community! 5 new collectable items have been added to the Collectable Store: Local Hero, Fashion Hunter, Gary Shade, Wanted Maniac, and Pineapple Shield. It's time for the brand new section. Introducing...the Badge Store! A brand new store section allowing you to obtain a few exclusive badges from past King Neptune reigns. You can currently buy Saul Goodman, Jigglypuff, and Seahorse Radish. Each badge costs a hefty 10,000 doubloons. More will be added in the future, so stay tuned! An Exclusive Announcement I'm excited for this one. Now in development by @HawkbitAlpha, we're pleased to announce... SpongeCraft 2! Your eyes are not deceiving you, and you do not need to restart your computer. SpongeCraft is coming back!!! It's expected to be released sometime this year. Stay tuned for more information! Site Changes and Updates Forum Reorganization That's right. For the first time in five years, we've overhauled the forum layout. Spring cleaning! The new layout is as follows: Krusty Krab Bulletin Board Staff Lounge Bikini Bottom SpongeBob Characters SpongeBob Episodes (Seasons 1–13) SpongeBob Universe Kamp Koral The Patrick Star Show Jellyfish Fields Robot-Pirate Island Krusty Towers Check-In Sharing Time The Industrial Park Takin' Out the Trash New Kelp City Culture Shock K-BLUB We Have Technology Goo Lagoon Atlantis SpongeBob's Library Davy Jones' Locker Squidward's Art Show Bikini Bottom Arcade Eels and Escalators Ask Me Krabby Land The Golden Community Awards Discord Organization "Tangy Bobby" has been renamed to "Conch Street". "Fake News Media" has been renamed to "Bottom Feeder". We now have a category for bot channels called "Electric Zoo". Adjustments to Doubloon Values All posts now give you 5 doubloons! Status updates give you 3 doubloons! Having your post liked gives you 2 doubloons! Money, money, money! Skin Access Changes V13 Sponge, V13 Sponge Dark, and Neptune's Castle are all now exclusive to Loyal Customers. The Cosmic Shake Community has returned as a regular mainstay due to popular request. The Stephen Hillenburg Community has been updated to a more modern format. Miscellaneous Changes The Industrial Park is now barrier-free—the 25 post requirement is gone! Five new Discord emojis have been added to SBC. In addition, the funny reaction now uses Squidward's face. We apologize to SpongeBob. Please don't start crying into a mug. Skin Farewells It’s so haarrrddd…to sayyyy goodbyyyeee…to these awesome skiiiinnss... The following skins have all been permanently retired: V11 Starfish V11 Starfish Dark V5 Dolphins Redux Mystery Dungeon JigglyTown Together Since 2009 ——————————————— THANK YOU! If you made it this far—thank you. It's been an honour to be the lead designer for Seahorse 15. We all thoroughly hope you enjoy it. If you have any concerns, please don't hesitate to contact us. Stay spongy. Stay bobby. Stay...community-y. AND HAVE A GREAT EASTER!!!

Hello everyone. It’s uh… certainly been a while since I’ve last properly interacted with the community. Had things get in the way, new interests and places have taken my attention, all that gubbins. But today I bring forth a (probably not so) shocking announcement. Tomorrow (which will technically be today for me in me time zone when this is posted) will consist of 3 personal milestones for me. It will be my 23rd birthday, my 10th anniversary on SBC, and finally, I will be retiring from my position as both an administrator, a member of the graphics team, and any other staff positions of the SpongeBob Community. I imagine for most of you who actually knew I was an admin, let alone existed, and especially due to my massive lack of activity for the past few years, this is almost certainly you saw coming, and clearly took way too long to actually do, and indeed this has been something I’ve been wanting to do for the past year, but never been able to get around to planning it. Until now. The main reasons I’m stepping down include not just you know, not actually being involved much with SBC for years, but also because I’ve moved on to other communities and other interests, as well as a mix of fatigue, similar to how I felt back in 2016 when I stepped down as moderator, and being in a depressive mental state which has only since gotten worse. While I have still been producing graphics and helping out with skins and events, in comparison to what I’ve done back in 2018 and 2019, I really have not been doing much, and I’ve always been feeling guilty about taking up both an admin position, in addition to a graphics team position. Since I haven’t been particularly active in long time, my activity levels will not exactly be changing, however I will still be on SBCord and will still be available to be randomly pinged for stupid reasons. Before I end this chapter, I’d say to like one big final thanks to me fellow admin-buddies jjs and JCM, me graphic team-buddies Cha, Local, sbl and Katie, (oh yeah and the mod somebodies), all former staff who I’ve worked with over the years, a very special mention to SOF, and everyone in The SpongeBob Community. The past 10 years have been an absolute blast here, whether that be making friends, or planning an exciting event, and I think the time is more than right then ever to finally rest. I hope SBC and every single one of you continue to be awesome! Adios. Patty Sponge. (See you all again in 2 years when my fatigue suddenly ends and I become extensively active again)

https://people.com/tv/betty-white-the-golden-girls-and-hot-in-cleveland-star-dead-at-99/ 2021 really had to get in one last middle finger to us huh. She made it to 100 in my heart.

Welcome to S.B.C., our prehistoric themed event! For the next two days, the community has gone back in time to the age of cavemen. This has been a very highly requested event theme for years and while we wanted to get to it eventually, we never felt it was the right time...until now. Yep, that time was none other than an innocuous April 1st B.C. Here is what activities you can partake in during this massive event: Speak like a caveman. No Squog fwee fwee! Play in the Stare at Fire minigame and hope you win something cool! B.C. Bowling: Between now and the end of April 2nd, whoever gets the high score in his game will get a prize! Send your scores either here, on Discord or to me in private, Turntable Party: Join us for a turntable party beginning at 7pm EDT! Jam out to your favorite ancient caveman melodies. And that’s it. As you can see, this event is jam packed with lots of content, we went all out giving you an authentic prehistoric experience. As they say somewhere, sometimes less is more. This event will go down in history as one of the events of all time. Here’s what the critics are saying: “Talla Foo!” - SpongeGar “It’s fine, I guess lol.” - JCM “The people have been begging for a prehistoric event for years and it’s time we gave them what they want.” - OWM “Don’t like it? You’ll be…alone. Alone. ALONE! Alone…alone? Alone. ALONE.” - sbl “This was only the next natural step for SBC’s events. They have truly blown me away with the creativity on display here.” - Joe Biden “Ugh is a brilliantly crafted episode that I’m glad to see SBC is giving the respect it deserves.” - Keanu Reeves “It has a little something for everyone. 8/10” - IGN (April Fools.)

Episode I: Spooge Boob Triangle Dress Happy 10 years, riffing theater!

I'm still alive..... for some reason. Somehow. I don't know why. Just hoping things coalesce in all the right ways for me....

It's that time of the year again: SBC's birthday! Today marks SBC's 13th year of existence! It's truly amazing how this community continues to live on in various ways, whether through the Discord, forums or both. Forums as a concept are long past their glory days but it's still heartwarming to see people still wanting to contribute to them when they can, which means a lot to the staff. We've also reached the point where SBC has outlived tv.com, its originator, which is surreal to think about. Also, the Better Call Saul finale airs today so we're blessed to have that honor too.

Our last team event finally reaches its end, and it was the most intense competition we've ever had. The Krew and Buddies kept tying so many times, but in the end, only one prevailed... Final Scoreboard: 1st: Chum Buddies: 19 2nd: Krusty Krew: 17 3rd: Solos: 3 Congratulations Chum Buddies, you are our last team champions! They demonstrated true tyeamwork which helped them edge out to the final lap. The Buddies each received: the Tyeamwork badge, Victory Trophy, 10,000 doubloons, 500 experience points and access to Plankton's account. Quite a loot of prizes to honor this victory, eh? I'm proud of you all, even the Krew who put up one hell of a fight, so don't feel bad about 2nd place. Always tell yourselves: at least you didn't score 3 points, could be worse. Final MVP Statistics: Chum Buddies: @DarknessDG& @SpongeOddFanwith 5 wins! Krusty Krew: @dmandagiraffe with 12 wins! Solos: @WinterArcanine with 2 wins! Final Event Statistics: Jackbox: Krusty Krew (2/3 wins) Weekly Surprise: Krusty Krew (2/3 wins) Kahoot: Solos (2/3 wins) Jigsaw Puzzles: Krusty Krew (3/3 wins) Cards Against Humanity: Tie between all three teams (1/3 wins each) SpongeBob Pictionary: Chum Buddies (2/3 wins) Among Us: Chum Buddies (2/3 wins) Wiki Write-Offs: Chum Buddies (2/3 wins) Trophy Hunt: Chum Buddies (5 hunters) Bikini Bottom Top Chef: Chum Buddies (4 finishers) To cap off this generation of teams, here's a recap of each event they won: Chum Buddies Event Victories (6 victories in total) Mini May 2020 The Super Spongy Square Games 2020 (shared tie) Snowcember Ball 2020 SBC Grand Prix Snowcember Ball 2021 Teams Mania Krusty Krew Event Victories (6 victories in total) March Madness 2020 The Super Spongy Square Games 2020 (shared tie) Octerror Fest 2020 March Madness 2021 Octerror Fest 2021 March Madness 2022 Solo Event Victories: None Thanks to all who played and helped make this a fun finale to teams. See ya later, Bran Flakes.

GREETINGS COMRADES! So it's been 3 years (!!!) since the last time we did this and to celebrate the sponge man's 25th anniversary we're bringing this tradition back and your favourite carrot will be the host! There are a few changes compared to other editions, and one of them, as you can see in the title, is that we're doing 30 episodes instead of 50! Many of you know how this works but if you're new don't worry, it's easy. All you have to do is DM me your 15 LEAST favourite SpongeBob episodes on Discord (i prefer this way cuz i'm a lot more active there) but if you prefer or don't have a Discord account you can PM me your list here on SBC. Also, please send me your list in descending order (which means you start with #15 and end at #1, your worst episode) so that I can count points more easily on my excel sheet. If you need to change your list after you've sent it, please tell me right away!!! I don't accept more lists or changes after the deadline!!! Oh yeah speaking of that, the deadline is MAY 8TH at 11:59:59 pm EST!!!! I will be like a college professor and not accept lists even a second late Anyways, have fun!!!

happy first day of winter to the sponge bob community

Can you feel that? You better hold on. This one's about to get rocky. Nearly four years ago, we waved goodbye to SpongeCraft, our classic creative Minecraft server, after several years of operating as our flagship gaming hub. Now, after nearly a year in the works... SpongeCraft is returning with a vengeance, and in a form like never before. In this game of survival, players will take a nearly 500-foot leap of faith directly into the world of the Frontierlands, a diverse, rich land of unusual formations and proportions. After making their way out of the Landing, it will be up to players and their skills to survive, thrive, and improvise in this uncharted world of pillars, mountains, and plains. Just as with classic SpongeCraft before it, Frontiers will be operating for the foreseeable future using the 1.12.2 1.14.4 version of Minecraft, with ViaVersion allowing it to be backwards-compatible with newer clients. Also keeping with tradition, this is an offline server, meaning that players without Minecraft accounts will be able to join in on the adventure as well! We will officially hold the grand opening to the Frontiers tomorrow, July 4th, at 8:00 PM Eastern time. We hope you will be there to begin a new journey into the unknown!

Yeah, this is a thing that is happening. Take it for what you will.

It’s that time of the year again, and for my Christmas Eve present, here's my next Spin-Off Direct! I got a lot done this year in terms of writing: gave Skodwarde a better send-off, closed the SBCinema’s doors with Clap's beautiful ending, ended One-Time Star Wars Characters, gave Scooter’s Paradise a surprisingly decent new coat of paint, riffed Family Guy's not so funniest moments, and put in some of my strongest writing in Most Wanted. Due to how much I juggled this year (which is impressive given my job), my writing output for 2023 will be smaller, but there’s still enough on the plate to pack a punch. Here's what I have in store... 1.) Aquatic Avengers: Unite! This is a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy miniseries which will be the final entry in my Jjsverse. Yes, for real this time. I’ve milked out all I could from this formula and I’m ready to move on, but not before going out with a bang. Mermaid Man: The Brave and the Bold was my first spin-off going onto SBC and I felt it’d be a poetic full circle ending to do another Mermaid Man work for my last SpongeBob spin-off. I always wanted to take another crack at a Mermaid Man story but could never think of a good idea until now. Since we’re never seeing the dynamic duo in the actual show properly again, I figured this would be a touching tribute to do. A couple of points I can share about it: Synopsis: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy are brought out of retirement by a powerful threat to all superheroes and supervillains alike. It will be 10 chapters. There will be shoutouts and easter eggs to JCM and terminoob’s Mermaid Man spin-offs (as you can already see from the title) along with teenj’s superhero works. Some characters from Brave and the Bold will be loosely canonized into the Jjsverse. Night City will also appear. It will have a present and past flashback structure similar to Most Wanted. Since this is my grand finale to the Jjsverse, there will be tie-ins and cameos from Storm Racers, Mystic Guardians, Pirate Legends and Most Wanted, but nothing too crazy. This will also act as my own personal response to the overexposure of the superhero genre, so there will be inspiration from The Boys in there. I firmly believe this will be a very high note to end the Jjsverse on. It's been a hell of a ride, starting all the way back with Storm Racers in 2011, and I never even intended to branch it out this far. It was fun building an expansive undersea version of our world. However, sticking to that setting has shown its limitations and has been awkward when my past few entries have barely related to SpongeBob anymore lol. Five books in this story is a good number to end it on. This will come around spring and I’m going to spend the next few months mapping out every beat so it’s perfect. 2.) Jjs’ Riffing Theater 3000: Tales from the Internet This 10 part miniseries will celebrate JRT’s 10th anniversary in June 2023, and to bring us back to its roots, we’ll be riffing fanfiction again…but this time, from outside of SBC! Each fanfiction will be a goofy one-shot from something SBC’s had common interest in over the years. (such as SpongeBob, Breaking Bad, Owl House, etc) This is basically an expanded version of the original theater's One-Shots finale. One fanfiction we’re definitely riffing will be the infamous Dipper Goes to Taco Bell. Since these will be from people we don't know at all, these will be more fun to riff. Yes, this is a cheeky way around me not wanting to riff SBC works anymore. I will start production on this around May. If anyone wants to be a part of this or provide story suggestions (note that it must be a one-shot), let me know in advance. There are obviously a lot of contenders to pull from across the internet, so I'm going to choose only the best, most legendary candidates to riff. 3.) One-Time Power Rangers Characters: Where Are They Now? Yep, not letting that One-Time torch die just yet. This will be a collaboration writing between Ex and I, celebrating 30 years of Power Rangers and acting as a tribute to Jason David Frank. (RIP ) Unlike One-Time Star Wars Characters however, this will only be a brief for fun miniseries, it won't go on any longer than that. This will come in the summer, closer to the 30th anniversary of Power Rangers. Will this be my final year of writing stories in general? Probably not, because you know how many times I’ve promised that before. However, I’m getting older and don’t have the time I used to, so we’ll see. Not gonna make any concrete promises yet, but if there has to be a final year for me as a regular SBC writer, then I think 2023 would be a much better note to end on than 2019 would’ve been. At the very least, should I write anything again after 2023, it won't be anything SpongeBob related or adjacent, I'm positive on that.

Let's goooooo I wanted to make a throwback to the days when people would post screenshot forum lets plays. Everything is randomized- enemy teams, wild pokemon, their types, their moveset, their abilities, and even who they evolve into. Exciting! My rules are as follows: 1. If a Pokemon faints, it is considered "dead" and stored in the PC box forever. 2. I can only catch the first 'mon I encounter on any route. If it's a duplicate, I may reroll the encounter. I'm also allowed all gift encounters but not two from the same place (So only one Samuel Oak mon) 3. Must nickname all Pokemon after someone based, badass, or tight as hell. (TW: NSFW jokes, nothing extreme but your average shitty internet humor. Light sexual references etc etc) Alright, let's go Chapter 1: Exposition That wraps up the first part! Lots of exposition, so I think from now on we're gonna blitz through this beginning. I'm gonna trim a lot of the fat so we don't end up with any more do-nothing parts, but I wanted this nice welcoming Chapter 1. The decision to cut a lot of the beginning story out should hopefully not be a problem, I hope nobody is using this as their definitive way to experience the game for the first time LOL. But if you are... hey! Stay a while. I love ya. I love all of you

So recently, I was reading TVTropes and saw this: This is a very serious issue. As it turned out, Mr Krabs has mutilated Squidward's genitals by cutting them off. This is horrifying, as Squidward has done nothing wrong and deserves to have genitals. Mr Krabs probably cut them off for work purposes, or even just because he likes doing genital mutilation (just like he loves commiting genocide). In my opinion, Mr Krabs should be arrested for this, and be required to pay Squidward's hospital bills. He cannot be allowed to get away with this. What do you guys think about Squidward's genital mutilation?

So out of nowhere, my loving cat Jack was feeling very sick, couldn't eat, only drank, didn't use the bathroom really, had black spots on his nose, probably bleeding from his mouth and nose a bit, didn't meow, get up, slept on the ground, looking at us, and I was worried the inevitable was about to happen to another cat of mine at a young age (he may be 11 but I don't care, always wanted my cat to live til 20), and this morning, I didn't get to say goodbye to a loving pet in my family. He was a nice fella, coming in to my room, pawing at me, he acted like a dog sometimes, just kissing your hand and biting it. He was super nice. Never really growled or hissed. Never got angry really. And now. I never get to see him ever again. And I'm depressed about it. Love and cherish your pets. You'll never know when the awful day comes, especially if they were acting normal just a few days ago. I'll miss you, Jack. Hopefully there's an afterlife and you're reunited with your loving brother Elliott who passed in 2013, as well as your friend Ralphy and Tomas. Took this a few weeks ago too. I'm so sad... 2011 - 2022

And there we have it... we have reached the end... HERE WE GO!!!!! And there it is! Thank all of you for staying tuned. I really wasn't sure how this would turn out when I first started. But I think it came out pretty well. Despite the relatively low amount of submissions, I think we ended up picking 25 solid episodes that really put a spotlight on the show's various strengths. I hope you guys enjoyed the ride too, despite the unfortunate delay. Regardless of how much this show continues to get milked in the future, we will always have classic Simpsons with us.

Hey, it's me, Honest Slug. And yes, this list is still alive. Truthfully, with how long this has taken, I figured that you guys are owed an explanation. You see that in the end we got a rather small sample size. Overall we got 9 participants. Dman, Wumbo, Hippy, WhoBob, Coffee, JJS, OWM, and Mythix all submitted lists, and I would like to thank each and every one of them for making this possible. I too also submitted a list, if that wasn't obvious. However, with 9 lists, that meant that this list ended up being extremely volatile, and the order very much could drastically change from just a single new submission. With this in mind, I knew some people who may have been interested in submitting a list, and thought I could try to delay the list to give them time to rewatch some episodes. I figured that if the list was going to be this volatile, any minor change could seriously make the difference, and therefore I think it made sense to try to get a larger sample. Unfortunately, none of the people I waited for ended up submitting any lists. I don't blame them, we have busy lives, but that's the explanation for why this took so long. If anyone didn't submit for this list ends up coming up with a list later, then maybe we can do a revised version later, who knows. For now however, this is final. Anyways I should probably clarify how this list is structured. I was vague about how many episodes would be included because I really didn't know how many people would submit, and I didn't want to have a situation where we have a list where outlier episodes making it on despite only being on one list. Therefore, I wanted to see the final data before I came up with a specific number of episodes that would make it on. I ended up deciding on 25 episodes. Overall, I think this was the best cut-off to where each episode garnered at least a decent level of support. As for tie-breaking, if two episodes have the same number of points, I pick the one with more lists, if that doesn't work, I pick whichever episode had the highest ranker, if that doesn't work, I just pick my personal favorite.

As 2023 reaches the end, SBC closes out the year with our winter holiday celebration. From December 11th to December 27th, Snowcember Ball 2023 will spread holiday cheer across the community. One change to this year’s is the Snowball Contest, where much like the Candy Contet at Octerror, each game and activity will reward you with snowballs. Whoever has the most snowballs by the end of the event will receive several magical gifts, but whoever comes in 2nd and 3rd overall will also receive prizes. If you come in last during a game or lose a minigame you can lose your snowballs, so watch out. Here’s a list of what activities to expect: Stop What You Are Doing - Holiday Edition: SWYAD returns for the 48th edition. Decorate your username with a holiday or cold theme. Reserve a name in this thread or via Discord if you haven't already. Whoever participates automatically gets 10 snowballs. Cards Against Humanity: Cards Against Humanity will be every Friday night during the event at 7pm EST! SBC Music Parties: Play your favorite holiday songs every Friday night at 8pm EST, and earn gifts via raffle! SpongeBob Pictionary: One Christmas Pictionary game will be held on December 16th. Discord Activities: Two Discord Activities will be held on December 16th and 27th respectively. SpongeCraft Frontiers: A chilly SpongeCraft Frontiers game will be held on December 23rd at 7pm EST. Jackbox: On Monday nights at 7pm EST during the event, there will be a Jackbox game on Discord. SBC Christmas Trivia Contest 2023: Our yearly trivia returns again, starting December 13th at 7pm EST with two rounds. The final round will also have a unique theme to it. Who will be the champion this year? SBC Secret Santa Program: Our yearly Secret Santa program returns, and like last year, there is a variety of gifts to give people now. Discord Christmas Party: A Discord party will be held on Christmas night, where you can participate in a raffle and chat with friends. Other Activities: You’ll be hunting for snowflakes in this year’s scavenger hunt and write a tale for the story contest. Snowcember Minigames: Past Snowcember minigames will return, and there will be a brand new one known as Reindeer Racing! There's another Christmas present awaiting to reveal itself on the 25th. There will be one new skin that's a winter themed version of our default, V15 Seahorse. We hope people enjoy this Snowcember Ball and that it’s a joyous note to conclude 2023 on. SWYAD Reservations: Jjs —> Big Chill SOF —> Santa Lola SpongeKid —> That Merry SpongeKid Rebel —> Rebel the Yulegirl 4Ever —> The Spirit of Christmas Past WhoBob —> Jesus Fred --> Cool Jesus Meko —> Mr. Freeze Ex —> Heat Miser OMJ —> Jack Snip Yummy —> Yummylefestive sbl --> Frosty the Snowman

They looked cute, might delete later. From a couple weeks ago.

Funniest Member: Wumbo, kev, Prez, Fred, OWM Kindest Member: SOF, Ex, Cha, Meko, The Excited SpongeKid Spongiest Member: Carotte, Salmon, Winter, 4EverGreen, RDSP Best Gamer: Jjs, Ex, Winter, dman, OMJ Show Stopper: WhoBob, Katie, Jjs, Clappy, Storm Geekiest Band Geek: Prez, kev, Kat, SBManiac, Clappy Most Artistic Member: Nuggets, Salmon, RDSP, Cha, DarknessDG, Sportiest Member: Clappy, JCM, Trophy, Prez Honorary Creation: Pirate Legends and Total Cartoon Honorary Staff Member: terminoob and Trophy Honorary Member: Salmon and kev Honorary Skin: The Stephen Hillenburg Community and Cosmic Shake

Members: Funniest Member: OMJ, JCM, Slug, Wumbo and dman Kindest Member: dman, Storm, SpongeKid, Ex and Yummylesecond Spongiest Member: Salmon, Carotte, Appetizer, 4EverGreen and Winter Best Gamer: Meko, Cha, OMJ, Ex and Winter Show Stopper: WhoBob, dbryde, Aya, OMJ and Katie Geekiest Band Geek: Prez, Katniss, SBManiac, Fred and Steel Most Artistic Member: Steel, Nuggets, Darkness, Salmon and RDSP Sportiest Member: Clappy, JCM, illiniguy, Trophy and Katniss Creative Arts: Best Creation: JCMovies, A Bikini Bottom Dream, SpongeBrawl, SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation and Toast Krusters Best Miniseries: Community Deathmatch 10th Anniversary Special, Patrick Star in the Multiverse of Madness and MegaloMania Best Episode: Pau 'ana (Tiki Land), Mutually Assured Destruction (MegaloMania), JCM Hunts for Lost Media (JCMovies), Squidward Kills The SpongeBob Universe (A Bikini Bottom Dream) and Act V (Patrick Star in the Multiverse of Madness) Best Comedy: JCMovies, SpongeBrawl, Lost in Translation, Total Cartoon Island and 4Kids Edits Ace Attorney Best Storyline: Patrick Star in the Multiverse of Madness, Toast Krusters, Tiki Land, MegaloMania and Power Rangers: Multiverse Force Best Character: JCM (JCMovies), Manny (MegaloMania), Lego Patrick (Multiverse of Madness), Sniz (Total Cartoon Legends) and Squidward (A Bikini Bottom Dream) Best Artwork: Catober Jiji (Steel), Spicy (Nuggets), Hell (RDSP), Amy (Patty) and Count Bleck (Cha) Best Pictionary Drawing: Ghostbusters (Darkness), Out of the Picture (Steel), House Worming (Salmon), Feral Friends (Carotte) and Turtle (Appy) Hall of Fame: Honorary Creation: MegaloMania and SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation Honorary Staff Member: OWM and terminoob Honorary Member: dman and Salmon Honorary Skin: The Stephen Hillenburg Community and V13 Sponge

Episode VII: Dipper Goes to Taco Bell (Warning: Cringe, disturbing imagery, graphic violence and sexual content. Viewer discretion is advised.)

Hello all, I am misdreabus. I found this website from a thread while looking for japanese dubs of spongebob. I have joined the discord server as well and made some friends, you can find me by looking for "misdreabus" I like to play games and stream. I also work in IT as a support desk jockey, feel free to DM me with any problems you can't find online. Nice to meet everyone :3

I would like to make it clear that I'm perplexed as to why I've evoked the wrath of Brazil and have nothing but love for the people of that country.

I'm not resurrecting the old thread but I am bringing this back for June to coincide with the Spin-Off Festival. The top ten will be posted every week until July 3 and the authors who are top 5 in views by then will get as many doubloons as they have views. A spreadsheet with the raw values I'm using for the new SpongeBoard has also been pinned to the #writing channel of the Discord. Week of May 29, 2022 to June 4, 2022 Total Cartoon Legends! - 261 ( @4EverGreen ) SBCinema - 75 ( @jjsthekid ) SpongeBob SquarePants: Lost in Translation - 66 ( @Steel Sponge ) Most Wanted - 52 ( @jjsthekid ) One-Time Star Wars Characters: Where Are They Now? - 31 ( @OWM ) Patrick Star in the Multiverse of Madness - 29 ( @JCM ) Power Rangers: Multiverse Force - 23 ( @4EverGreen ) Oh Yeah! Collections - 17 ( @Steel Sponge ) Supreme: The Ivory Icon - 10 ( @Rebel the Wolfgirl ) Jjs' Riffing Theater 3000: Family Guy Funny Moments - 9 ( @jjsthekid )

As meticulously crafted as SpongeBob has been as an epic narrative, there's unfortunately been one key element missing: ignoring the infamous 2010 BP oil spill, which spawned irreparable damage to the ecosystems. For a show that's set underwater, you'd think it'd be common sense for them to bring it up and show its effects on Bikini Bottom, but nope. I am very disappointed they never found a way to tie into the narrative. Not very bravo, Steve and gang...

Greetings, malefactors! After six years of being denied, I have FINALLY been able to take over your website again. My Chum Buddies were unable to secure another win, so I've had enough of them and am taking matters into my own hands. Don't worry, your foolish admins are safe and sound... for now. Special thanks to @sbl for the beautiful skin, who I shall spare from any further hard labor or torture! Here are my immediate decrees: Krabs is banned from both the forum and Discord. "All hail Plankton!" must be at the end of every post of yours or you're going to the gulag. You must eat only Chum Bucket food from here on out. Be sure to pray to my self portraits. All of your doubloon accounts are frozen as I do not believe in wealth. My regime is not without its positives though, as we shall be holding two festivities! The first shall be a turntable party held tonight at 7pm EST! You must play songs and clips related to me or you shall be vaporized. The second will be a Pictionary game dedicated to me tomorrow night. If you draw me incorrectly, you'll also be vaporized. Fun! If you have any questions, don't ask at all. This is also the last time I’ll ever take over the site, so enjoy this while it lasts, peasants! All hail Plankton.

Episode I: Lethal Weapons

So after years of struggling with my identity, I've officially decided to come out as a genderfluid trans girl. Hi. My name's Rebel. What's yours?

need a discord break srry, nothing personal. my mental and physical health is just shit

you fucking serious with this shit dude lmfao

Beats are such an integral part of rap music. I believe viewing it as mainly a lyrical art form is taking a look at it from a wrong angle. Rap is probably my favorite genre of music, so I feel pretty strong about this subject. I don't know entirely to what you've listened to, but after seeing you list albums liks Madvilliany and Ready to Die, it shows to me that you do want to really understand and appreciate this music. If I may suggest albums, based on what you've said: To Pimp a Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar is probably the best example of beats and tonal expression in modern rap music. It is very, very heavily influenced and implements jazz into the entire album. Not to mention the lyrics are very important tell a story through the entire album. This is probably my mainly point of rap that I enjoy the most. A lot of landmark rap albums, to me, tell the best stories in music. Another good example of this is Aquamini by Outkast. I suppose, as you say, you enjoy tonal music over lyrical importance. So, I can understand when an album is more focused on just rapping, like Eminem or something like that. But, a lot of rap that I focus on is very very beat heavy. Now, I could sit here and suggest trap music. I know that, that is not for everyone. But if I had to suggest any trap music, Denzel Curry's TABOO is probably, objectively the best trap album ever. My personal favorite is Die Lit by Playboi Carti, if I may also suggest. I'd like to shift a bit of focus to my favorite rap album, and in turn my favorite studio album ever produced in general; which is Liquid Swords by GZA. Liquid Swords to me, is everything I personally love about rap music. It's the album, other than TPAB, that I suggest to people. Lyrically, it has everything that makes gangsta rap perfect. It's hard, it's aggressive, yet it's sad and has something to say. The beats are nearly unmatched, and the sampling means something greater than most in the genre. Now, focusing on MF DOOM, I can see where your taste lies in that. May I suggest records like Endtroducing... by DJ Shadow (not rap but important hip hop), It Takes A Nation of a Million to Hold Us Back by Public Enemy (important early hip hop that heavily influences modern rap music), Enter the Wu-tang (36 Chambers) by Wu-Tang Clan (which is an influence in major samples being used during albums, much like Madvilliany), The Cold Vein by Cannibal Ox (a contemporary piece of nerd rap that is closely related to Madvilliany), Flower Boy by Tyler, The Creator (more lyrically focused, but obviously influenced by Madvillainy), Some Rap Songs by Earl Sweatshirt (all lyrical and a lot less beats, but all together is linked to that album. Experimental). Experimental rap is also something I would suggest exploring like Exmilitary by Death Grips or Atrocity Exhibition by Danny Green. I could go on and on about rap music, but I hope you can at least give some of these albums a chance. I don't know if I could convince you or anything, I just like seeing people trying to branch out their musical taste. So it's cool that you made a thread like this to try and reach out.

just listen to it lol

One more, and it's all over! Stay tuned tomorrow.

Here's my second ever Spin-Off Direct, covering everything happening with my writings throughout 2022. Here we go! First I'll start off with my current works. 1. SBCinema SBCinema celebrates its 10th anniversary in January 2022, as hard as that may be to believe. I’m honored to have continued it and I’m going to celebrate that milestone by finishing Season 6 in January. The last five movies of this season will be: 116. Captain Phillips 117. Finding Nemo 118-120. Star Wars sequel trilogy Season 7 will then premiere sometime later after that. If anyone wants to guest write on Season 7, let me know in advance and I’ll make room for you. 2. Skodwarde Expanded Universe Skod on the Run: Part 6 of the movie was posted recently by me, only two parts remain. I will be working hard at Part 7 soon, and then @Old Man Jenkins will wrap this bizarre adventure up with Part 8. It's only fitting the creator gets to have the final chapter, which I can already say will be insane. We're looking forward to this ending and hope people enjoy it. Mein Kampf Koral: Kampf will finally come next month, solo'd by me. It will be chopped down from the original plan of 13 episodes to 6 now, which I feel will flow better and I didn't want to drag it out longer than needed. We were holding off to see when Nick would release more episodes for us to parody, but since they're not planning to anytime soon, we agreed to just knock it out as I've already had a satisfying story mapped out. I will release it in a bomb format similar to what I did with Pirate Legends in the beginning of the year. This will also help promote the final part of Skod on the Run, giving the Skodwarde a final ride off into the sun. When all is said and done, both of these will feel like a very final send-off to the Skodverse. We personally don't believe there will be any room for more afterwards. As I've said before, there's only so many times we can bring an old work back and these were mainly done as a 10th anniversary gift. But if in another few years I end up contradicting this sentence, every user on this site has the right to protest for removal from staff and throw me in jail. 3. One-Time Star Wars Characters: Where Are They Now? Season 4 will come in January to celebrate the work’s one year anniversary. As a sneak peek, two episodes in S4 will be about Tusken Raiders and Jawas. One-Time will also continue for 5th and 6th seasons, the latter of which @SnOWMan and I have agreed will be the final season. It’s been fun to do this and we’re happy with all the support people have given it. But we’re slowly running low on ideas and don't wanna overdo it. This will also help us plan out a great final two seasons. We feel by the end of the last season we'll have turned over every stone this universe has to offer. For now, enjoy the ride while it lasts. Next up, here are three brand new works coming next year. 4. Riffing Theater 3000: Family Guy Funny Moments Hey Lois. That's right: I'm doing more JRT miniseries, and next year's will be riffing those old fashioned values on which we used to rely. We'll be riffing 13 of the most infamous Family Guy episodes using transcripts. Special credit goes to @Clappy for this suggestion, as the more I thought about it, it felt like the perfect follow-up from riffing Nostalgia Critic. A lot of us have good and bad memories of taking shots at Family Guy over the years, so this made sense to do next. If there's a specific episode you feel deserves to be here, let me know and I'll try my best to slot it in; I know there's a lot of contenders. I'm going to do my best to narrow it down to the 13 episodes that I feel make the most sense and form a point A to point B of what went wrong with the show like we did with Nostalgia Critic. If anyone wants to be involved, let me know. I won't start this until around spring, so that'll give people plenty of time to prepare and think it over. Freakin' sweet. 5. Scooter's Paradise: Remastered Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. One of my most infamous Tv.com spin-offs is getting a remaster! This may or may not be what all of my Scooter shitposting has been building up to. Back in 2018, I did a remaster of The Adventures of Gary the Snail, my first spin-off, which was a fun trip down memory lane. 4 years later, I’m doing one for my second spin-off. Tv.com's death inspired me to do another and I’m honestly kind of interested in giving this a touch up because it could sure use one lol. I'd like to see if I can salvage this Patrick's Paradise rip-off into something tolerable, and if not, hey, nostalgia. Most episodes will remain the same plot wise, but there will be a few overall structural changes. #ScooterReturns 6. Most Wanted “When you live the life of a criminal, there is no happy ending.” For my final announcement, this work will be the next chapter in my current jjsverse for spin-offs. Most Wanted is a 10 part miniseries taking place after the events of Mystic Guardians. It will focus on Vexacus and the bounty hunter crew he met in the final season. Synopsis: Following the events of Mystic Guardians, Vexacus has returned to his normal life of bounty hunting with a new team. However, just when he thought he was off the hook and on top of the world, several ghosts come back to haunt him. There will be a strong Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul and Book of Boba Fett vibe throughout this. I'll dive deep into the criminal underworld, which I had a lot of fun writing in both MG and PL. This will carry a similar tone to Pirate Legends of centering on morally gray characters, but this time I'm focusing on a straight up antagonist which will be an intriguing experiment for me to tackle. There will be flashbacks set before and during Mystic Guardians. Definitely expect cameos from there and perhaps even Storm Racers too, but they will service the story and not just be done for the sake of connecting the universe. I suppose you could call this Mystic Guardians Season 6, but I also personally don’t as by the end I believe this will be able to stand as its own thing. This will start in spring. I look forward to all of these projects. I'm glad my plan from a year ago to help give this section a reignited spark kind of worked. I think 2022 could be potentially even more fun for writings than 2021 was.

Hi everyone! Wumbo and Clappy here to present to you a Christmas present of horrendous proportions. You see, this all started when we learned beloved administrator jjsthekid had a dream that the two of us had reviewed Imagine Dragons' latest album. We decided to make that dream a reality and review it just for him. But when we listened to the album, we decided it was such an... experience that we needed further context. Enter this new Imagine Dragons project, where we will be reviewing all five of their full-length albums and once and for all answering the question: Who are Imagine Dragons, anyway? A generic, bland, rock-adjacent pop band? The confused ramblings of Dan Reynolds set to "music"? A forgotten gem? Maybe not that last one. But maybe something in between! So, starting December 20th and ending December 24th, we will try our best to piece together the career trajectory of Imagine Dragons, one album at a time. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays!

Episode XII: You Can't Handle the Booth! THE END (Will I do something special next year for JRT's 10th anniversary? You bet!)

since this has been the talk of the discord, this deserves attention here too, best news of the year once an FBI agent acknowledged the site's existence it was over (seriously what the hell)

Evolve (2017) Wumbo's Review Clappy's Review

Smoke + Mirrors (2015) Wumbo's Review Clappy's Review

Just saw it today in my first trip to the theater in 2 years. My review: Overall, very pleasantly surprised with this. I had a great time. Definitely the best phase 4 film so far and I'm looking forward to where Peter's story in the MCU goes from here.

FINALLY! AN EPISODE THATS ACTUALLY GREAT IN THIS GODAWFUL SHOW! LOOK AT THIS SOMETHING FROM MICHIGAN! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SERIES HISTORY! THIS IS ALL THE SHOW HAS BEEN MISSING! 765/10 GOLDEN episode! Make more episodes like this Nickelodeon!

Reviving this thread after nearly 2 years to post the one very piece of recent art that I've actually somewhat been quite proud of, and this time courtesy of me new hyperfixation, that jellystone cartoon. A lil' bit of festive squobbie for the hols.