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  1. EPISODE XXII: RESISTANCE (show) Now we take a look at characters from Star Wars: Resistance, the Filoni family’s third child. This show and its cast may have been abruptly forgotten, but some of these characters still deserve to have their stories closed. Bibo Bibo and its mother continued to drift through the vast seas of Castillion at peace. Bibo longed for the Colossus crew to return, missing them. One day, the crew did return, and got to reunite with Bibo for a sweet moment. As the years went by, Bibo got older and bigger, almost reaching the size of its mother. Several sightseers would see the majestic beast leap from the depths once in a while, becoming a legendary sight to hunt for. One of these sightseers happened to be a famous film director, and seeing the creature gave him inspiration for his next film called: “Finding Bibo.” Nena Nena eventually regrouped back with the Colossus team by sheer luck, realizing the error of her ways and wanting to be a part of their fight against the First Order. Her and Neeku eventually got together romantically, blossoming a cute relationship. How sweet. Hallion Nark Kragan and his crew made Nark walk the plank for his failure, and sent him plunging into the seas of Castillion. He eventually washed up on an uncharted island, all alone. He turned a coconut into his best friend, calling it “Wilson.” It is said Nark is still stranded on that island to this very day, waiting for rescue. Please send help. Ax Tagrin Following his botched bounty job at Varkana, the First Order fired him so Ax went back to the old grind of his normal bounty hunting jobs. He found that the bounty hunter life in the First Order era was not very rewarding or fun as it used to be, eventually spiraling into an alcoholic depression. One night he got so drunk that he damaged his liver, rendering him unable to do his job anymore. He is currently attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings to cope. Perhaps someday his career will get a big revival... Norath Kev Kev continued to work for the Resistance, but began to annoy his team mates, becoming the butt of many jokes. They even made an inside joke about him being a terrorist However, he would prove his worth to the Resistance during the Battle of Exegol, when he single handedly was able to blow up a Star Destroyer above his home world of Duro. This heroic act made him remembered as a hero and his friends never mocked him again after seeing his skills. Tomorrow we'll take a look at several infamous swashbuckling plunderers, mateys.
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  2. 109. Soundcloud Rapper: Please Don’t Stop The Beat Film: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Told in the form of a musical documentary, Kevin Friel is a musical prodigy at an early age, and he forms a Soundcloud rap group dubbed "The SBC Boyz", with his Floridan childhood friends Fred and Salmon. They almost instantly gain fame in the music industry, inspiring many of today's musicians. However, after failing to receive credit for writing Kevin's guest verse on the Popheads-winning single “Please Don’t Stop The Beat", Fred leaves. After the SBC Boyz disband, Kevin becomes a solo act, taking on the name "Kev4Real", with Salmon as his DJ. Fred begins farming in Colorado after a failed attempt at going solo. Kevin's debut album Why, Surprised? rockets to the top of the charts and his fame increases. In 2020, Kevin releases his sophomore album The Last Great Kev Dynasty, which is heavily panned due to him writing every single song himself as well as using hundreds of different producers rather than Salmon's original beats. With sales surprisingly low, Kevin's manager NewLeafFan suggests having Tesla sponsor the tour. Tesla cars begin playing Kevin's songs when in use, causing a nationwide power outage that generates a wave of backlash among Kevin's fans. Kevin begins his album tour, but the shows do not sell as well as he had hoped. NewLeafFan suggests they hire hip-hop artist Young Nug as an opening act, and the ticket sales begin to rise. Kevin starts to add new gimmicks to his act, including a robotic shark mask for Salmon, publicizing his relationship with actress Daisy Ridley, and a stage trick where he changes costumes in seconds behind a curtain. The trick only works as a result of Kevin having to hide his jewels behind his legs, but the trick is seemingly botched in Nashville, when Kevin is exposed as a live nude prankster mid-concert, and becomes the subject of mockery. Kevin's publicist, Homie, suggests he pull another publicity stunt to deflect attention from his humiliation. Kevin decides to propose to Daisy on live TV, with a display including a number of trained wolves and a performance by Ding. Ding's vocals agitate the wolves and they break loose, mauling the attendees. Ding fights off a wolf from experience, even saying his facial scar came from wolves. However he also gets mauled seconds later. The backlash against Kevin grows, and Daisy breaks up with him and starts dating Ding, who sues Kevin for his injuries. Salmon, worried about the declining quality of his friend's music, sets up a meeting between himself, Kevin, and Fred. The reunion ends poorly when Kevin refuses to acknowledge that Fred wrote the track that launched his career. Despite Kevin's poor reputation, The Yesternight Show agrees to book him on an episode. Host JCM in a cameo suddenly invites Kevin to perform the SBC Boyz' hit song “Tea Serve" along with Salmon, which is received well by the crowd despite Kevin's reluctance. As the tour progresses, Nuggets begins to overshadow Kevin, selling more records than him and dragging out his act before Kevin's show. At a concert, Nuggets announces that he will perform as long as possible, causing Kevin to rush to the stage. A brawl ensues when Nuggets quietly admits that he orchestrated Kevin's wardrobe malfunction. Kevin demands that NewLeafFan let Nuggets go and fires NewLeafFan after finding out that he has signed Nuggets. The Last Great Kev Dynasty is later knocked off the charts and Tesla decides to pull their sponsorship. The remainder of the tour is cancelled, and Salmon decides to leave the team when Kevin questions his loyalty. After his beloved pet turtle Kev Jr. dies, Kevin sinks into a depression and moves back into his mother's house. He begins drinking heavily and starts selling crude horse drawings online. Homie forces Kevin to leave the house and takes him to a club featuring Salmon. Salmon's music and production are strong, though his singing is subpar. Kevin and Salmon reconcile and decide to finally make amends with Fred. Kevin gives Fred his Pophead award and apologizes, acknowledging Fred's contribution to his music. Kevin and Salmon discover that Fred owns a giant marijuana farm and a music studio in his farmhouse. As the three get high and collaborate in Fred's studio, Kevin receives news from Homie that a six-minute slot has opened for Kevin to perform at the Popheads Music Awards as a result of Billie Eillish being arrested for murder, and with encouragement from his friends, he decides to reunite The SBC Boyz. At the Popheadies, Nuggets humiliates himself after arguing with Megan Thee Stallion on stage and NewLeafFan quits as Nuggets's manager after being insulted by him. Kevin reconciles with NewLeafFan and later finds out that the six-minute slot has been shortened to three minutes, forcing him to perform either a Kev4Real song or a SBC Boyz song. Kevin decides to perform The SBC Boyz's new song "Incredible Thots" featuring The Lonely Island (how meta). The film ends with Kevin reflecting on the lessons he has learned and the value of holding onto relationships after reaching stardom, and introduces a new baby turtle named Kev Jr. 2, before a wolf from Kevin's disastrous proposal attacks him.
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  3. Happy Birthday, Bob Carotte, and anybody else having a birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!
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  4. As we all know, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II", Johnny the Realistic Fish Head mistakenly calls SpongeBob by the moniker of "SpringBoob SquirePin". But what if this is a real person in Bikini Bottom? Perhaps their day was lifted to hear they won a contest they may not have even entered for, only to have their hopes dashed by the sad reveal. If SpringBoob exists, what would they look like? What is their story?
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  5. I know! He's the Spongebob Squarepants look-a-like who appeared in "No Weenies Allowed"! He has an Elvis Presley black hair-do, and is apparently tough enough to get into the Salty Spittoon!
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  6. I'm actually feeling great, which is good.
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  7. To quote The Rolling Stones from "Get Off Of My Cloud"; "Well, I guess I'm doing fine."
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  8. Enough to make a goddamn grown man cry. This is why I love professional wrestling.
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  9. basculegion looks badass, never thought I'd care about basculin
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  10. Happy Anniversary, Spongebob Community! Happy Anniversary Cake! Spongebob: "Um, can you change it to say 'Happy Anniversary'?" Bakery Sales Lady: "Do you want it or not? I haven't got all night." Spongebob: "Yeah, neither do I."
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  11. Welcome to sbc!
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  12. Message to all fellow Carly mains: any tips on matchups for some of the heavyweights? (Gibby, Dr. Pig, Big Sister Sam, etc.) Since much of her frame data is so bad I find it hard to approach these fighters before they can KO me easily with some of their more powerful moves. I've talked to Squidward and Fanboy mains who are having similar problems but I just wanted to get your input too. Cosmic Jelly #3:
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  14. My boi did it, he finally fuckin did it!
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