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  1. EPISODE XXII: RESISTANCE (show) Now we take a look at characters from Star Wars: Resistance, the Filoni family’s third child. This show and its cast may have been abruptly forgotten, but some of these characters still deserve to have their stories closed. Bibo Bibo and its mother continued to drift through the vast seas of Castillion at peace. Bibo longed for the Colossus crew to return, missing them. One day, the crew did return, and got to reunite with Bibo for a sweet moment. As the years went by, Bibo got older and bigger, almost reaching the size of its mother. Several sightseers would see the majestic beast leap from the depths once in a while, becoming a legendary sight to hunt for. One of these sightseers happened to be a famous film director, and seeing the creature gave him inspiration for his next film called: “Finding Bibo.” Nena Nena eventually regrouped back with the Colossus team by sheer luck, realizing the error of her ways and wanting to be a part of their fight against the First Order. Her and Neeku eventually got together romantically, blossoming a cute relationship. How sweet. Hallion Nark Kragan and his crew made Nark walk the plank for his failure, and sent him plunging into the seas of Castillion. He eventually washed up on an uncharted island, all alone. He turned a coconut into his best friend, calling it “Wilson.” It is said Nark is still stranded on that island to this very day, waiting for rescue. Please send help. Ax Tagrin Following his botched bounty job at Varkana, the First Order fired him so Ax went back to the old grind of his normal bounty hunting jobs. He found that the bounty hunter life in the First Order era was not very rewarding or fun as it used to be, eventually spiraling into an alcoholic depression. One night he got so drunk that he damaged his liver, rendering him unable to do his job anymore. He is currently attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings to cope. Perhaps someday his career will get a big revival... Norath Kev Kev continued to work for the Resistance, but began to annoy his team mates, becoming the butt of many jokes. They even made an inside joke about him being a terrorist However, he would prove his worth to the Resistance during the Battle of Exegol, when he single handedly was able to blow up a Star Destroyer above his home world of Duro. This heroic act made him remembered as a hero and his friends never mocked him again after seeing his skills. Tomorrow we'll take a look at several infamous swashbuckling plunderers, mateys.
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  2. 109. Soundcloud Rapper: Please Don’t Stop The Beat Film: Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Told in the form of a musical documentary, Kevin Friel is a musical prodigy at an early age, and he forms a Soundcloud rap group dubbed "The SBC Boyz", with his Floridan childhood friends Fred and Salmon. They almost instantly gain fame in the music industry, inspiring many of today's musicians. However, after failing to receive credit for writing Kevin's guest verse on the Popheads-winning single “Please Don’t Stop The Beat", Fred leaves. After the SBC Boyz disband, Kevin becomes a solo act, taking on the name "Kev4Real", with Salmon as his DJ. Fred begins farming in Colorado after a failed attempt at going solo. Kevin's debut album Why, Surprised? rockets to the top of the charts and his fame increases. In 2020, Kevin releases his sophomore album The Last Great Kev Dynasty, which is heavily panned due to him writing every single song himself as well as using hundreds of different producers rather than Salmon's original beats. With sales surprisingly low, Kevin's manager NewLeafFan suggests having Tesla sponsor the tour. Tesla cars begin playing Kevin's songs when in use, causing a nationwide power outage that generates a wave of backlash among Kevin's fans. Kevin begins his album tour, but the shows do not sell as well as he had hoped. NewLeafFan suggests they hire hip-hop artist Young Nug as an opening act, and the ticket sales begin to rise. Kevin starts to add new gimmicks to his act, including a robotic shark mask for Salmon, publicizing his relationship with actress Daisy Ridley, and a stage trick where he changes costumes in seconds behind a curtain. The trick only works as a result of Kevin having to hide his jewels behind his legs, but the trick is seemingly botched in Nashville, when Kevin is exposed as a live nude prankster mid-concert, and becomes the subject of mockery. Kevin's publicist, Homie, suggests he pull another publicity stunt to deflect attention from his humiliation. Kevin decides to propose to Daisy on live TV, with a display including a number of trained wolves and a performance by Ding. Ding's vocals agitate the wolves and they break loose, mauling the attendees. Ding fights off a wolf from experience, even saying his facial scar came from wolves. However he also gets mauled seconds later. The backlash against Kevin grows, and Daisy breaks up with him and starts dating Ding, who sues Kevin for his injuries. Salmon, worried about the declining quality of his friend's music, sets up a meeting between himself, Kevin, and Fred. The reunion ends poorly when Kevin refuses to acknowledge that Fred wrote the track that launched his career. Despite Kevin's poor reputation, The Yesternight Show agrees to book him on an episode. Host JCM in a cameo suddenly invites Kevin to perform the SBC Boyz' hit song “Tea Serve" along with Salmon, which is received well by the crowd despite Kevin's reluctance. As the tour progresses, Nuggets begins to overshadow Kevin, selling more records than him and dragging out his act before Kevin's show. At a concert, Nuggets announces that he will perform as long as possible, causing Kevin to rush to the stage. A brawl ensues when Nuggets quietly admits that he orchestrated Kevin's wardrobe malfunction. Kevin demands that NewLeafFan let Nuggets go and fires NewLeafFan after finding out that he has signed Nuggets. The Last Great Kev Dynasty is later knocked off the charts and Tesla decides to pull their sponsorship. The remainder of the tour is cancelled, and Salmon decides to leave the team when Kevin questions his loyalty. After his beloved pet turtle Kev Jr. dies, Kevin sinks into a depression and moves back into his mother's house. He begins drinking heavily and starts selling crude horse drawings online. Homie forces Kevin to leave the house and takes him to a club featuring Salmon. Salmon's music and production are strong, though his singing is subpar. Kevin and Salmon reconcile and decide to finally make amends with Fred. Kevin gives Fred his Pophead award and apologizes, acknowledging Fred's contribution to his music. Kevin and Salmon discover that Fred owns a giant marijuana farm and a music studio in his farmhouse. As the three get high and collaborate in Fred's studio, Kevin receives news from Homie that a six-minute slot has opened for Kevin to perform at the Popheads Music Awards as a result of Billie Eillish being arrested for murder, and with encouragement from his friends, he decides to reunite The SBC Boyz. At the Popheadies, Nuggets humiliates himself after arguing with Megan Thee Stallion on stage and NewLeafFan quits as Nuggets's manager after being insulted by him. Kevin reconciles with NewLeafFan and later finds out that the six-minute slot has been shortened to three minutes, forcing him to perform either a Kev4Real song or a SBC Boyz song. Kevin decides to perform The SBC Boyz's new song "Incredible Thots" featuring The Lonely Island (how meta). The film ends with Kevin reflecting on the lessons he has learned and the value of holding onto relationships after reaching stardom, and introduces a new baby turtle named Kev Jr. 2, before a wolf from Kevin's disastrous proposal attacks him.
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  3. Happy Birthday, Bob Carotte, and anybody else having a birthday! Happy Birthday Cake!
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  4. they came for gamers.
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  5. As we all know, in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II", Johnny the Realistic Fish Head mistakenly calls SpongeBob by the moniker of "SpringBoob SquirePin". But what if this is a real person in Bikini Bottom? Perhaps their day was lifted to hear they won a contest they may not have even entered for, only to have their hopes dashed by the sad reveal. If SpringBoob exists, what would they look like? What is their story?
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  6. I know! He's the Spongebob Squarepants look-a-like who appeared in "No Weenies Allowed"! He has an Elvis Presley black hair-do, and is apparently tough enough to get into the Salty Spittoon!
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  7. I'm actually feeling great, which is good.
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  8. To quote The Rolling Stones from "Get Off Of My Cloud"; "Well, I guess I'm doing fine."
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  9. Enough to make a goddamn grown man cry. This is why I love professional wrestling.
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  10. basculegion looks badass, never thought I'd care about basculin
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  11. Twitter doesn't deserve me or my check mark.
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  12. Happy Anniversary, Spongebob Community! Happy Anniversary Cake! Spongebob: "Um, can you change it to say 'Happy Anniversary'?" Bakery Sales Lady: "Do you want it or not? I haven't got all night." Spongebob: "Yeah, neither do I."
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  13. terminoob wouldn't have wanted this.
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  14. Welcome to sbc!
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  15. Message to all fellow Carly mains: any tips on matchups for some of the heavyweights? (Gibby, Dr. Pig, Big Sister Sam, etc.) Since much of her frame data is so bad I find it hard to approach these fighters before they can KO me easily with some of their more powerful moves. I've talked to Squidward and Fanboy mains who are having similar problems but I just wanted to get your input too.
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  17. My boi did it, he finally fuckin did it!
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  18. I would want them to go the lavender route too since there were definitely vibes being given off from both of them back in the original series. That’d be some hella representation there, and it just overall makes for a more interesting family dynamic than just having him be the sperm donor. I could see them rebooting Dil and Kimi later down the line since they were each instrumental in Tommy and Chuckie’s development, tho their original introductions are still pretty iconic to me so they’ll be tough acts to follow. Hopefully the post-Kimi reboot episodes would be better than the original series’ tho. Felt like they were just spinning their wheels most of the time then. it’s supposed to be a red wing, I’m pretty sure. It was part of one of the logos for this wrestling forum I frequented well over 10 years ago and I thought it looked cool so I kinda copped it for my own personal use
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  19. Was supposed to post this on the exact day of Skodwarde’s 10th anniversary, but that already passed so let’s just pretend today is that day! ? Skod on the Run Part II: Skod & Keanu’s Bogus Journey With Keanu seemingly freed from Skodwarde’s increasingly convoluted narrative, he races to the only person who could possibly help him in his hour of need; robo Ian McShane. The two have an exchange that REALLY (I mean REALLY) carries over all the pent up sexual tension between the two from John Wick. But Keanu takes exception to that and says that their relationship is completely platonic. McShane takes note of this , highlighting how Keanu Reeves is dangerously close to un-buttplugging himself from Skodwarde’s matrix. Keanu questions how McShane could possibly know about the big nazi squid in the sky and in his wet dreams. McShane sits Keanu down on his lap and tells him everything he knows. Meanwhile, Agent Sandy is granted emergency god powers in the form of a God Coupon (as seen in Skodwarde episode #214!), however, she tears it a new one in order to hunt down Keanu Reeves through her own devices. And back in his house of casual sex and worship, Keanu’s recent activity is seriously throwing our squid nazi off his game, only causing 500 orgy mates to climax out of a possible 150,000. Feeling genuinely unsure for the first time in his extensive lifespan, Skodwarde uses his god powers to call an emergency meeting with the only two beings in the entire Skodwarde multiverse who can even come close to him; The Flying Dutchman and Poseidon, the one true god of the ocean. Skodwarde lays out the sitch and gives them all the deets. He reminds them that they each are three of the four pillars that keeps the Skodwarde universe above water, however, if something were to happen to even just one of them (mainly him), then the power dynamic will be broken and Skodwarde will end. Permanently! The Dutchman brings up how Skodwarde tried to replace him entirely in “Death Insurance” with a generic grim reaper character, but Skodwarde rationalizes that was “just Hayden being Hayden.” Poseidon mentions how Skodwarde has given him blue balls for years, constantly trying to push “this Neptune jerkoff TWICE” as the one true god of the seas when it was in fact he, Poseidon. Skodwarde reasons that it was because Neptune was more fuckable, and by fuckable I mean marketable. The meeting ends unproductively, with both Poseidon and the Dutchman obviously plotting their own moves to use Keanu Reeves against Skodwarde, deciding that they’d much rather see Skodwarde end rather than float around without direction and doing nothing. Back in the C-Plot, Ian McShane tells Keanu Reeves about an elite secret society made up of people who are all keenly aware of the fact that they are just characters in some trashy ass spin-off on a SpongeBob forum. McShane says that Keanu’s best shot at ending Skodwarde is by finding this fabled group, who seem to be scattered throughout the many other spun-off worlds that Skodwarde has in the pipeline. Before they can part ways, Keanu feels a sharp pain in his gut. He has been shot by none other than robo McShane, wielding a Walther P38, signature firearm of the Nazi defense force. He heils Skodwarde. Keanu Reeves is confused as to why the robotic Ian McShane would want to assassinate him on Skodwarde’s behalf. McShane informs him that Agent Sandy has enacted the “Hay-in-the-Needlestack” protocol, which effectively turns the entire populace of Skod City on Reeves in a joint effort to delete him from Skodwarde’s grand design. McShane, however, has even more skin in the game as he reveals himself to be none other than Fred Phelps (as seen in Season 6’s “Dear Nazis”), founding father of the Westboro Baptist Church! Phelps reveals how he founded the WBC decades ago in worship of Skodwarde Testicles, and now his years of undying devotion has led him to this life defining moment. After some nautical nonsense involving Keanu Reeves, homophobic slur slinging and plenty of buttplugs, Keanu Reeves manages to give the entire WBC their first gay moment that they won’t soon forget in honor of Pride Month. Skodwarde leaves the church in a state of butthurt as he heads out to take the fight to Agent Sandy, herself. Keanu has much fights with the many mechanized versions of Bikini Bottom inhabitants all John Wick-style, as you would imagine. However his gunshot wound slowly takes its toll on his body. Before he can be completely overwhelmed by the robot menace, he is saved by a jolly band of pirates who are led by none other than...Painty and Patchy the Butt Pirate! This is enough to make Keanu go “Whoa.” for the very first time in this miniseries before passing the fuck out. Keanu Reeves awakens in the captain’s quarters of Patchy’s ship, The Bird Puss. Patchy explains that he is the leader of a resistance movement against Agent Sandy and all her futuristic robot mumbo jumbo (how’s that for continuity?). He says that “Hay-in-the-Needlestack” is all the proof he needs to justify his years of opposition against the true evil of Agent Sandy’s futuristic design. Keanu tells them that the real man behind the curtain is Skodwarde. Painty relays his sad but turbulent history with Skodwarde to Keanu, claiming that Skodwarde tried to keep him silent by turning him into a painting. But Painty would eventually find a way to have his message be heard, broadcasting his rallying cry for over 200 episodes and across the span of 8 whole years. However, his call to arms was commonly mistaken for a catchy intro tune instead and somehow it stuck. Patchy regrets not having heard Painty’s true intentions sooner, admitting that he was a big reason why Skodwarde grew so much in power and influence in the first place; by being his #1 fan and constantly spreading his word to the masses through his fandom of the show. Patchy further explains that when he was forced to swallow the red pill in “[redacted] Friends”, and therefore exposing himself to the contents of Luke’s document, he became acutely aware of the reality of Skod’s true intent for the show. He and his on-again/off-again puppet pal with benefits, Potty, made a play to stop him in “It’s a Wonderful Skod!”, but Skodwarde wrote them off before they could enact their plan. This all comes off like a foreign language to Keanu but he goes along with it. Keanu Reeves and Patchy bond over their shared tragedies of losing a dear pet before Keanu asks if Patchy, Painty and their crew are the secret elite group that Fred Phelps told him about earlier. Painty informs him that everything they and their crew do is out of the shadows, even their lonely nights of gratuitous buttsex (or oral sex in Painty’s case) out at sea. Believing that to be something that would’ve best been kept secret, Keanu takes his word for it. Their next move is to lay siege to Skod Tower and take out Agent Sandy in her Treedome at the very top. However, their plan is foiled when it’s revealed that Agent Sandy infiltrated the crew by previously “chroming” a few crew members off-screen. The chrome instantly converted them upon contact with their skin, making them open vessels for Sandy to take swift control of and repurpose them as her own. Sandy goes T2 on their candy asses, massacring and converting members of the crew as she sees fit. A distress signal is sent out to the entire ship, alerting Patchy, Painty and Keanu to the secret invasion. Agent Sandy causes The Bird Puss to maroon itself on Bikini Atoll. This shall be the site of the pirates and robots’ final battle. Keanu Reeves and the remaining pirates charge into battle against Agent Sandy’s ever growing robot army. Keanu plows through waves of them just by himself. With the pirates scattered all throughout the island, Agent Sandy is finally able to get Keanu Reeves all to herself. She reveals that she wants to strike a deal with Keanu, claiming that she despises Skodwarde just as much as he does. She goes into detail about how they’re all just means to an end to Skod, only just bit players in the overall story that’s all about himself. She reveals that Skodwarde’s greedy ambition to get a spin-off green lit combined with the remnants of the destroyed Scrapped Dimension has given birth to the vast Skodwarde multiverse, where every and any possibility can become reality. She says that Skodwarde has been using it to shit out ways to continue on his legacy, but it can also be used to guarantee his end. Agent Sandy refuses to be the pawn of some fucked up god any longer, so she proposes that they together can harness the power of scientific reasoning to rid the universe of Skodwarde once and for all. Keanu refuses to work with someone who had his beloved pet, Gary, killed. Agent Sandy claims that Gary’s death was a means to an end, which makes her a complete hypocrite in Keanu Reeves’ eyes. She makes one more offer to have Gary cloned the way he was in exchange for Keanu’s cooperation, but Keanu Reeves has higher standards and better morals than that. With no hope for an understanding, all they can do now is kung fu fight. They have a fist fight for the ages, which inches closer to its conclusion when Reeves places Agent Sandy in a guillotine choke. Agent Sandy laments that they possibly could’ve seen more eye to eye in another life. Without saying a word, Keanu Reeves decapitates her with force of strength. The pirates look to have the robots on the run until the robots start combining together to make a much bigger, chrome-plated mass. Patchy looks on with PTSD, knowing full well exactly what they’re seeing. The robots are melding together to create an artificial clusterfuck. Agent Sandy reforms herself at the base of the artificial clusterfuck’s head. She says that through the power of science and reasoning alone, she has been able to build herself an army capable of combatting Skodwarde from right under his big ass nose. The fruit of her labor comes in the form of a clusterfuck that puts the one from “It’s a Wonderful Skod!” to shame. Keanu Reeves is the only person in all of existence that she’s seen the squid nazi show fear to, so she must weaponize that fear by killing Keanu Reeves herself. Keanu readies himself for a fight, but Patchy stops him, saying that this isn’t his battle. Patchy ushers Keanu away deep into The Bird Puss while his remaining crew distracts Agent Clusterfuck over there. He takes Keanu to a door that looks like it was ripped right out of a wall, because it was ripped right out of a wall. Patchy explains that he and his crew liberated this space and time machine from straight out of the Cyber Krab (how’s that for even more continuity? SB-129 on y’all’s asses). Keanu can use this to scour the multiverse and find Skodwarde. Patchy originally intended to use it himself, but if Skodwarde fears Keanu Reeves as much as Agent Sandy says he does, then it’s best that Keanu is the one to use of it. Patchy hands Painty off to Keanu as a traveling companion since it would be lonely af out there in time and space. Agent Clusterfuck tears through Patchy’s remaining forces and The Bird Puss (last time, I swear) in a mad attempt to prevent Keanu’s departure. Keanu insists on staying to finish the fight, but Patchy shoves both Reeves and Painty into the machine and shuts the door between them. Patchy passes the mantle of President of the Skodwarde Hate Club over to Keanu Reeves, telling Keanu to use it wisely from here on out. Patchy states his desire for Keanu Reeves to “redeem us” as the space and time machine disappears in a flash of bright light. Patchy is left to deal with Agent Clusterfuck alone. He wields three cutlasses at once and readies his hand cannons. Patchy’s more than prepared this time. With one final “POTTYYYYYYYYYY!!!!” he leaps at the chrome beast. Skodwarde soon catches wind of Agent Sandy’s failure and ultimate defeat at the hook hands of the pirates. He also senses that Keanu Reeves was in fact able to escape the matrix. With nothing else to invest in in that spin-off, Skodwarde uses his god powers to completely write Skod Wick off right in the middle of the pirates’ celebration. With Keanu Reeves officially on the move, Skodwarde now finds himself officially on the run. He unsurely jizzes himself in excitement.
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  20. Holy crap lois, remember that time when I joined SBC 10 years ago today (still technically the 15th where I live) fuckin wild, mang
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  21. first status of 2021
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  23. somehow... jared leto joker returned.
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  24. HA! i tricked you all into thinking it was shark week.... stupid humans
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  26. I've already said this on Discord, but I'll announce it here too: I'm leaving SBC. I barely use the site anymore, and I've honestly just grown apart from the community as a whole. I have nothing against anyone here personally, it's just time for me to move on. If you want to keep in contact with me, my Discord and Twitter info are in my profile; I'll also be on MLP Forums for anyone who's also part of that site.
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  27. I have returned from a long voyage to inform you all I am officially passing my god status of SBC to @Danny DeVito. It has been an honor serving you all, but I am needed elsewhere. SBC will be fine without me. I will miss you all, but I shall try to drop in when I still can. Thank you all for understanding. May the ass kicking be with you.
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  28. The Irater Gamer Saves Christmas
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  29. Sonic Team should make the next Pokemon game.
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  30. Just wanna take this moment to plug Skodwarde's final episodes, a journey you can begin to undertake at this link: https://www.thesbcommunity.com/topic/2597-skodwarde/?do=findComment&comment=916949 My sincerest thanks to everyone who stuck along for and even contributed to the ride throughhout the last 8 years. Skodwarde's legacy is just as much yours as it is mine's.
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  31. NOT THAT GREEN STUFF!
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  32. Ahoy mateys, I am now proud to announce that I've accepted Satan into my life!
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  33. We Never go Out of Style
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  34. i feel so fucking bad for jjs
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  35. Going to watch SBC's own @Jackie Chan in The Foreigner.
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