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  1. Tie between kahoot and amogus for me, best new games SBC's had in a long while.
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  2. welcome to the forums !!
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  4. global phenomenon iCarly knew when to end the benefit of no white-van schneider there are more icarly episodes than sb in the itunes top 30 for a reason
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  5. the sponge who could fly not even bad, who r u fooling
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  6. I successfully stopped Santa from breaking into my house.
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  7. JCM Rumbles with a Rival Restaurateur (JCM is sweeping the floor of shinya's restaurant when shinya walks out of his office.) shinya: JCM, I need your help. JCM: Did somebody have explosive diarrhea in the restroom again? shinya: No, I just found out this girl Katniss is opening a Mexican restaurant across from ours. JCM: Why would she do that? Doesn't she know Trump is deporting all the Mexicans? She'll have no business! shinya: JCM, you do realize it's not just Mexicans who eat at Mexican restaurants, right? JCM: (scoffs) Sure! shinya: This is a Korean restaurant, but most of our customers aren't Korean. JCM: This is a Korean restaurant? shinya: Goddamnit, JCM! The point is, Katniss's new restaurant will steal customers from ours, so I need you to try and convince her to open it somewhere else. JCM: You asked the right person! You might not know this about me, but I'm a master of seduction. shinya: I...didn't know that about you, and I doubt it's true. JCM: Just you wait! When I'm done with her, she won't open that Spanish restaurant anywhere near this one! shinya: Just don't do anything that will get you arrested, cause I'm not paying your bail. JCM: You got it! (JCM walks to Kat's Delicious Tacos, which is still being set up across the street from shinya's restaurant.) JCM: Hi there! Kat: Sorry, we don't open for another month. JCM: It's not about that. I was wondering if...you could open this place somewhere else. Kat: Do you work for shinya? I told that asshole I'm not moving my restaurant! JCM: Come on! Nobody's gonna want to eat Mexican food when there's a better Chinese place across the street! Kat: I thought he sold Korean food. JCM: I'm pretty sure it's Chinese. Kat: Well, it's like a great philosopher once said: "Haters gonna hate, players gonna play, but I'm just gonna shake, shake it off". JCM: That philosopher must have been very wise. Kat: ...it's Taylor Swift. JCM: Who's he? Kat: (sighs) Tell shinya I'm not moving my fucking restaurant. If he's so afraid of the competition, he can move his. (JCM walks back to shinya's restaurant sadly.) shinya: Were you able to seduce her? JCM: No, but I'm just getting started. Where's the nearest costume shop? (JCM returns to Kat's Delicious Tacos wearing a suit, a top hat, and a big fake mustache.) JCM: Hello, I'm J...ack! Kat: Jay Ack? JCM: Yeah! I'm a health inspector, and I'm here to inspect your restaurant...for health things! Kat: I know it's you, JCM. JCM: JCM? Who's JCM? (Kat rips JCM's mustache off.) JCM: You...you fail the inspection! Time to close your restaurant! (Kat kicks JCM so hard that he flies out of her restaurant and into shinya's.) shinya: It didn't work? JCM: I knew I should have gotten help from ACS! shinya: Just forget it. JCM: No! I made you a promise, and I'm going to keep it! Even if I have to blow Kat's restaurant up! shinya: Wait, what? (JCM runs out of the restaurant, and shinya follows him to Explosives R Us.) shinya: Why is this store a thing? JCM: Don't worry, shinya! Kat's Delicious Tacos won't be delicious or tacos anymore because it won't exist! Because I'll blow it up! shinya: (sighs) JCM, I fucked up. I never should have asked you to do this. I'm sorry. JCM: Apology accepted! Now let's get some TNT! (shinya punches JCM in the face, knocking him out.) shinya: That...I'm not sorry for. (The next day, JCM is mopping up the floor of shinya's restaurant with a black eye. Kat walks into the restaurant and laughs when she sees JCM's face.) Kat: What happened to you? JCM: I fell...onto shinya's fist. (shinya comes out of his office.) shinya: What are you doing here, Kat? Kat: Well, I just wanted to let you guys know you won. An actual health inspector came this morning, and I thought it was JCM faking again, so I tried to rip off his mustache, which was very real, and got that health inspector very pissed off, so he's shutting down my restaurant. JCM: Yay! (flinches) Ouch. Kat: Fuck you! (Kat storms out.) shinya: Well, JCM, I guess I owe you an apology. (shinya walks back into his office.) JCM: So...am I getting it? Shinya? Shin? Shinjitsu? (The End)
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  9. JCM Rings in the New Year (A hawk is perched on the roof of the SpongeBob Community School. It flies away as a familiar face walks into the school.) Mysterious person: Hello again, SBC. (JCM is in a classroom with a bunch of students speaking loudly to each other. He tries to inject himself into some of the conversations, but everyone ignores him. Clappy, who now has a beard to signify his character development, walks into the room.) Clappy: Alright, motherfuckers...sorry. My New Years' resolution was to swear less, so...alright, students, winter break is over and it's time to learn again! Isn't that exciting? G4ry: Fuck you! No one likes you! (Clappy rolls up a sleeve to reveal unrealistically large muscles under them.) Clappy: You want some of this, g4ry? Cause I can give you some of this! G4ry: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! JCM: Clappy, you know what jjs said about hitting students. Clappy: JCM, what the fuck are you doing in my classroom? JCM: Jjs told me to sit in on some of the classes to make sure teachers aren't doing anything unethical. He says another another major incident will cause us to lose our state funding. Clappy: Fucking Wumbo and his experiments! He ruined it for everyone! JCM: What happened to your New Years' resolution? Clappy: It ended once I saw your snitching ass in here! JCM: Just don't touch any of the students and you should be fine. (G4ry jumps onto Clappy's desk.) G4ry: Hear that, Claps? You can't touch me, but I can touch you all I want! (G4ry licks Clappy's face.) Clappy: W-why would you do that? G4ry: I'm a dog! Licking faces and chasing squirrels are the only things I'm good at! (After class ends, JCM walks to jjstheprincipal's office.) JCM: Jjs, I don't think I can do this anymore. The teachers hate me, and the students are using me as spitball practice. (JCM turns around to reveal a giant wad of spitballs stuck to the back of his head.) Jjs: Jesus! Why haven't you gotten rid of those? JCM: I think they've fused with my brain. Jjs: What the fuck? Alright, I'll give you something else to do. We've had another student transfer from SpongeBuddy Middle School for this semester, so can you show him around? JCM: Sure! Where can I find him? Jjs: Seb's finalizing his enrollment in the guidance counselor's office, so just wait outside until he comes out. JCM: Aye aye, sir! (JCM leaves Jjs's office and spends the next five minutes waiting outside of SpongeSebastian's office. SpongeSebastian comes out of the office before the new student does.) SpongeSebastian: hi jcm. long time no see. want to do a therapy session for old time's sake? JCM: N-no thank you. SpongeSebastian: are you sure? i can penetrate your mind like nobody's ever penetrated it, and i won't charge a dime. JCM: C-can I just see the new student? (HawkbitZeta walks out of the office.) JCM: Hi there! I'm here to show you around! HawkbitZeta: Thanks for the offer, but I've got my older brother here to do that for me. (The mysterious person from the start of the episode walks out of the office, and JCM's jaw drops.) JCM: ACS! Also known as Prince Dark! Also known as ACS! HawkbitAlpha: Don't worry, JCM. I've given up on changing identities and trying to get revenge for stuff that happened a decade ago. My only focus right now is on trying to be a good brother to my 20 siblings. JCM: Oh, that's go-Wait, did you just say 20 siblings? HawkbitAlpha: Our parents really like fucking. HawkbitZeta: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that! Now, where's the cafeteria? HawkbitAlpha: See you later, JCM. (As HawkbitAlpha and HawkbitZeta leave, SpongeSebastian and JCM are left outside of the office.) JCM: They don't need me anymore...the school doesn't need me anymore. SpongeSebastian: wanna talk about it? JCM: (sighs) I guess so. (JCM and SpongeSebastian walk into the office, and the episode ends.)
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  11. "THROW HER ASS OUT, SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! A SQUIRREL! LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL!" -SpongeBob SquarePants, Squirrel Jokes
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  12. OOOOOH! OOOOOH! DOES THAT SHOCK YOU?!
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  13. I just had the thought that if Coffee becomes King Neptune one day, the Atlantis forum should be called Dadlantis
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  14. The real question we should be asking is What WAS wrong with that Blues Prints pilot image. ?
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  16. long ass hallways that lead to nothing
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  17. SERIAL TOUCHER ON THE LOOSE HES CLIMBIN IN YOUR WINDOWS HE TOUCHIN ALL YOUR SHIT UP TRYINA TOUCH EM SO YALL SHOULD HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE AND HIDE YOUR HUSBANDS CUASE HES TOUCHING EVERYBODY OUT THERE
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  18. I spent the past hour listening to a Minecraft soundtrack. And liked it.
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  19. Made a new About Me page if people still read those. ?
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  20. call me crazy...but... Squidward... and Moxy and Flea. ITS PERFECT
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  21. You hear that newton? YOU'RE NOT WANTED IN SPONGEBOB'S WORLD!!
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  22. ryan loves it and he likes mmlp too so he's all sonning me now with this 'well ethan yes perhaps i'd allow you to give the marshall mathers lp a 10.0, i mean that particular record was perfect, but not this one' yeah well you were busy talking about at the motherfucking drive in back then so let me redeem your godawful site now. jeez unless he went back on his dumb-ass 'policy' theres a nine dot one up there but i promise you 'the eminem show' is really a ten, know that oh my darling eminem! how i love you marshall, spittin shiny massive magnetic acrostics to fit the thrillest rhyme style ever invented (ugh yeah i'm trying not to explain his quote unquote flow in those meaningless autechre words like architectural and labyrinthine but SHIT) but yeah although em's lyrics arent usually quotably evocative for rock reviews like wu or jay here i'm not even going to try, you have to hear him spit at it live or on record that said he's playing the same old marshall vs shady real-or-fake game as usual (stage-y red curtain album cover referencing 'smarmy' faux-soul masterpiece lexicon of love!?!) and its as interesting and complex as it ever was but that wasnt what i came to the shady table for in the first place and you know all about it anyway from spin so lets pretend not to care instead let me tell a story this one time i was listening to eminem, and haha no he's complicated you know eminem i mean but no no no this is more than usual like he pukes up the nastiest song about mother mathers ever but loves hailie lots and meanwhile metamorphasizes into a grown-ass woman 'on the rag and ovulating' making us listen to queen and aerosmith and and AND THEN him and dre have been 'fucking with hats off' all along!! (after this ahem revelation dre deadpans 'suck it, marshall') uh in a normal pfork review there would be some more bullshit here all like 'ha ha he makes fun of that stupid trl but he's on it!!' or like 'his rapping style is a direct copy of gab from blackalicious' like yeah dude timbaland is biting aphex twins white ass too haha i dunno fuck it here are some more bullshit things about the actual record like right on schedule pfork review style ahem track one white america after a tender orchestral prelude (lexicon of love again) these like big silver jets fly overhead and lame linkin park riffs rev up and eminem 'finally' addresses the race issue telling us a bunch of shit we already knew about in his labored 'the way i am' style (with only a marginally better chorus than that grr) haha later he gets crunk and actually says 'whodi' on the bounciriffic everlast-dreams-about-the-big-tymers 'superman'!! (fake southern accents are the new black italiano you know) also on hailies song he sings and its not great but like better than mos def first in a series - people your fake indie ass will mention in a lame rock critic attempt to legitimize eminem: screamin' jay hawkins 'business' is cartoon-beat chase scene batman & robin like all the early singles but this time he's actually talking about batman and robin!! (a running theme of the entire record for some wonderful reason) i adore the plasticky genital mutilation pornography and hilarious cronenberg AIDS horrors of 'drips' and anxiously await the obie trice record but more than that i love hailie jade on 'my dad's gone crazy' which is like this saccharine-sweetened lemon incest gone faggy (eminem may have finally torn down the old gangsta wont-touches of mama and jesus off the wall to beat the shit out them both but dude still loves his baby girl!) and the sleazy disco of 'without me' 'the press' wet dream like bobby and whitney'! 'cleaning out my closet' takes the childhood hell of 'all i've got is you' and turns all that emotional vunerability into righteous articulated fury at his 'goin though public housin systems, victim of munchausens syndrome'(!!) mama. hey a thought eminem is gay proof: the him fucking dre thing dyeing your hair and wearing earrings thing from the aerosmith song or hailie being 'the only lady he adores' sleazy disco little eric and erica dre is batman and he's the burt ward robin etc okay at this point i'm just gonna put in shit to see if ryan will really not edit this like he said so like if you're reading this sentence then wow i really got an unedited review on pfork haha i bet he cuts my columbine refs uh in conclusion.... Ryanpitch4k : ethan, i'm gonna edit it anyway, you're lucky i'm gonna go over it with you et HAN P2 3 : lets not be some fucking review factory ryan Ryanpitch4k : ethan you know as well as i do that it IS a factory, which is why it gets no respect from industry/"real" journalists but later... Ryanpitch4k : what? ok, i'm an indie pussy. i consider the music i listen to "above" and "better than" pop music. that's MY opinion and then.... Ryanpitch4k : look, ethan, you know what? i just have a feeling we're not going to agree about this. i think it's fine for us to not agree, but i don't think you would like changes i would want to make. you're really incredibly high-maintenence as reviewers go, and i'm not completely sure it's even worth it and yes finally.... Ryanpitch4k : ethan you act like i don't know what you're capable of et HAN P2 3 : but what would be the worst that could happen et HAN P2 3 : what am i capable of?? Ryanpitch4k : you'll get away with anything you can Ryanpitch4k : the more you get away with the happier you are eminem is great!!
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  23. Patrick Gets Snapped (SpongeBob and Patrick are in SpongeBob's house watching the Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy when the actual Mermaid Man runs in.) Mermaid Man: It's terrible, simply terrible! SpongeBob: Mermaid Man! What's wrong? Mermaid Man: Thanos...he's going to wipe out half of all existence just for the fun of it. I tried to stop him...but I couldn't. SpongeBob: Where's Barnacle Boy? (Mermaid Man looks behind him.) Mermaid Man: He...he was with me. Oh, no. SpongeBob: Do you think... (SpongeBob turns around and realizes Patrick is no longer sitting beside him.) SpongeBob: Oh, my Neptune. Where's Patrick? Mermaid Man: (looks down) I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry. (A few seconds later, Patrick comes out of the kitchen with a seanut butter and jellyfish jam sandwich in his hands.) Patrick: Who's the old guy? (What a twist!)
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  24. Patrick Shuts Down the Government (Patrick walks into the mayor's office.) Mayor: Who are you? Patrick: I'm a concerned citizen of the great city of Bikini Bottom! Mayor: What's your concern? Patrick: My concern is that a lot of bad people are coming into Bikini Bottom, and we need a wall around the city to keep them out! Mayor: Well, that makes perfect sense! Don't worry, concerned citizen. I'll get you your wall no matter what! (A week later, SpongeBob and Patrick are watching the Bikini Bottom News at SpongeBob's house.) Perch Perkins: It's official: the mayor is shutting down all government activities until a border wall is built around Bikini Bottom. SpongeBob: What idiot would shut down the government over a wall? Patrick: (points to himself) This idiot! I'm the one who told the mayor to do that! SpongeBob: Why? Patrick: Bad people are coming in, SpongeBob. (points to the window) Like that guy, outside! He clearly isn't from here! (whispering) Probably from Rock Bottom, cause you know how those people are. SpongeBob: That's our neighbor, Squidward! Patrick: Really? He's a lot uglier than I remember. (What a twist!)
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  25. Don't click on this status there's a cursed image on it
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  26. Winner for best Halloween username goes to...
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  27. I'm so happy Prez got banned from SBM that guy was annoying
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  28. how would spongebob be if i were running the show
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  29. the squidward and bieber tentacles rivalry is coming soon
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  30. I unironically enjoy brokeNCYDE, there I said it
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  31. I LOVE your new profile photo! Yoshi is such an iconic video game character!
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  32. This is a happy little moment. Not only do I currently have 330 likes, I have also POSTED 2,330 comments (at least, the ones that are actually COUNTED in topics that count), I just felt like sharing this with anyone else who's interested, just in case this particular type of event hasn't happened to anyone else yet. (Even though I'm pretty sure it PROBABLY has!) Enough said!
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  33. So, I just found out that SBC Community has this new feature, where it tells you how many days that other people gave YOU a most liked status, which counts toward your reputation points; and I have just found out that I have ALREADY won on one day, December 6th, was the day I first got MORE likes than anybody else! It makes me feel a little better about the year 2016 in general.
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  34. Big NEWS, everybody! I can now PARTY like it's 1999; because that's how many POSTS I have; 1,999! Just one more post before I'm current with the new millennium!
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  35. I have just realized that I now have posted 1850 official comments on this website! That's also the year that California was made into a state! Just 135 more comments, and I'll reach the same year I was born! Enough said!
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