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  1. Tie between kahoot and amogus for me, best new games SBC's had in a long while.
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  2. welcome to the forums !!
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  4. global phenomenon iCarly knew when to end the benefit of no white-van schneider there are more icarly episodes than sb in the itunes top 30 for a reason
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  5. the sponge who could fly not even bad, who r u fooling
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  6. I successfully stopped Santa from breaking into my house.
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  7. JCM Rumbles with a Rival Restaurateur (JCM is sweeping the floor of shinya's restaurant when shinya walks out of his office.) shinya: JCM, I need your help. JCM: Did somebody have explosive diarrhea in the restroom again? shinya: No, I just found out this girl Katniss is opening a Mexican restaurant across from ours. JCM: Why would she do that? Doesn't she know Trump is deporting all the Mexicans? She'll have no business! shinya: JCM, you do realize it's not just Mexicans who eat at Mexican restaurants, right? JCM: (scoffs) Sure! shinya: This is a Korean restaurant, but most of our customers aren't Korean. JCM: This is a Korean restaurant? shinya: Goddamnit, JCM! The point is, Katniss's new restaurant will steal customers from ours, so I need you to try and convince her to open it somewhere else. JCM: You asked the right person! You might not know this about me, but I'm a master of seduction. shinya: I...didn't know that about you, and I doubt it's true. JCM: Just you wait! When I'm done with her, she won't open that Spanish restaurant anywhere near this one! shinya: Just don't do anything that will get you arrested, cause I'm not paying your bail. JCM: You got it! (JCM walks to Kat's Delicious Tacos, which is still being set up across the street from shinya's restaurant.) JCM: Hi there! Kat: Sorry, we don't open for another month. JCM: It's not about that. I was wondering if...you could open this place somewhere else. Kat: Do you work for shinya? I told that asshole I'm not moving my restaurant! JCM: Come on! Nobody's gonna want to eat Mexican food when there's a better Chinese place across the street! Kat: I thought he sold Korean food. JCM: I'm pretty sure it's Chinese. Kat: Well, it's like a great philosopher once said: "Haters gonna hate, players gonna play, but I'm just gonna shake, shake it off". JCM: That philosopher must have been very wise. Kat: ...it's Taylor Swift. JCM: Who's he? Kat: (sighs) Tell shinya I'm not moving my fucking restaurant. If he's so afraid of the competition, he can move his. (JCM walks back to shinya's restaurant sadly.) shinya: Were you able to seduce her? JCM: No, but I'm just getting started. Where's the nearest costume shop? (JCM returns to Kat's Delicious Tacos wearing a suit, a top hat, and a big fake mustache.) JCM: Hello, I'm J...ack! Kat: Jay Ack? JCM: Yeah! I'm a health inspector, and I'm here to inspect your restaurant...for health things! Kat: I know it's you, JCM. JCM: JCM? Who's JCM? (Kat rips JCM's mustache off.) JCM: You...you fail the inspection! Time to close your restaurant! (Kat kicks JCM so hard that he flies out of her restaurant and into shinya's.) shinya: It didn't work? JCM: I knew I should have gotten help from ACS! shinya: Just forget it. JCM: No! I made you a promise, and I'm going to keep it! Even if I have to blow Kat's restaurant up! shinya: Wait, what? (JCM runs out of the restaurant, and shinya follows him to Explosives R Us.) shinya: Why is this store a thing? JCM: Don't worry, shinya! Kat's Delicious Tacos won't be delicious or tacos anymore because it won't exist! Because I'll blow it up! shinya: (sighs) JCM, I fucked up. I never should have asked you to do this. I'm sorry. JCM: Apology accepted! Now let's get some TNT! (shinya punches JCM in the face, knocking him out.) shinya: That...I'm not sorry for. (The next day, JCM is mopping up the floor of shinya's restaurant with a black eye. Kat walks into the restaurant and laughs when she sees JCM's face.) Kat: What happened to you? JCM: I fell...onto shinya's fist. (shinya comes out of his office.) shinya: What are you doing here, Kat? Kat: Well, I just wanted to let you guys know you won. An actual health inspector came this morning, and I thought it was JCM faking again, so I tried to rip off his mustache, which was very real, and got that health inspector very pissed off, so he's shutting down my restaurant. JCM: Yay! (flinches) Ouch. Kat: Fuck you! (Kat storms out.) shinya: Well, JCM, I guess I owe you an apology. (shinya walks back into his office.) JCM: So...am I getting it? Shinya? Shin? Shinjitsu? (The End)
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  9. JCM Rings in the New Year (A hawk is perched on the roof of the SpongeBob Community School. It flies away as a familiar face walks into the school.) Mysterious person: Hello again, SBC. (JCM is in a classroom with a bunch of students speaking loudly to each other. He tries to inject himself into some of the conversations, but everyone ignores him. Clappy, who now has a beard to signify his character development, walks into the room.) Clappy: Alright, motherfuckers...sorry. My New Years' resolution was to swear less, so...alright, students, winter break is over and it's time to learn again! Isn't that exciting? G4ry: Fuck you! No one likes you! (Clappy rolls up a sleeve to reveal unrealistically large muscles under them.) Clappy: You want some of this, g4ry? Cause I can give you some of this! G4ry: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on! JCM: Clappy, you know what jjs said about hitting students. Clappy: JCM, what the fuck are you doing in my classroom? JCM: Jjs told me to sit in on some of the classes to make sure teachers aren't doing anything unethical. He says another another major incident will cause us to lose our state funding. Clappy: Fucking Wumbo and his experiments! He ruined it for everyone! JCM: What happened to your New Years' resolution? Clappy: It ended once I saw your snitching ass in here! JCM: Just don't touch any of the students and you should be fine. (G4ry jumps onto Clappy's desk.) G4ry: Hear that, Claps? You can't touch me, but I can touch you all I want! (G4ry licks Clappy's face.) Clappy: W-why would you do that? G4ry: I'm a dog! Licking faces and chasing squirrels are the only things I'm good at! (After class ends, JCM walks to jjstheprincipal's office.) JCM: Jjs, I don't think I can do this anymore. The teachers hate me, and the students are using me as spitball practice. (JCM turns around to reveal a giant wad of spitballs stuck to the back of his head.) Jjs: Jesus! Why haven't you gotten rid of those? JCM: I think they've fused with my brain. Jjs: What the fuck? Alright, I'll give you something else to do. We've had another student transfer from SpongeBuddy Middle School for this semester, so can you show him around? JCM: Sure! Where can I find him? Jjs: Seb's finalizing his enrollment in the guidance counselor's office, so just wait outside until he comes out. JCM: Aye aye, sir! (JCM leaves Jjs's office and spends the next five minutes waiting outside of SpongeSebastian's office. SpongeSebastian comes out of the office before the new student does.) SpongeSebastian: hi jcm. long time no see. want to do a therapy session for old time's sake? JCM: N-no thank you. SpongeSebastian: are you sure? i can penetrate your mind like nobody's ever penetrated it, and i won't charge a dime. JCM: C-can I just see the new student? (HawkbitZeta walks out of the office.) JCM: Hi there! I'm here to show you around! HawkbitZeta: Thanks for the offer, but I've got my older brother here to do that for me. (The mysterious person from the start of the episode walks out of the office, and JCM's jaw drops.) JCM: ACS! Also known as Prince Dark! Also known as ACS! HawkbitAlpha: Don't worry, JCM. I've given up on changing identities and trying to get revenge for stuff that happened a decade ago. My only focus right now is on trying to be a good brother to my 20 siblings. JCM: Oh, that's go-Wait, did you just say 20 siblings? HawkbitAlpha: Our parents really like fucking. HawkbitZeta: I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that! Now, where's the cafeteria? HawkbitAlpha: See you later, JCM. (As HawkbitAlpha and HawkbitZeta leave, SpongeSebastian and JCM are left outside of the office.) JCM: They don't need me anymore...the school doesn't need me anymore. SpongeSebastian: wanna talk about it? JCM: (sighs) I guess so. (JCM and SpongeSebastian walk into the office, and the episode ends.)
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  11. "THROW HER ASS OUT, SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! SHE'S A SQUIRREL! A SQUIRREL! LOOK THERE'S A SQUIRREL!" -SpongeBob SquarePants, Squirrel Jokes
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  12. OOOOOH! OOOOOH! DOES THAT SHOCK YOU?!
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