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  1. Numerous insider leads and private investigations have given me a wealth of information about a one SpongeBob SquarePants Junior, who was BORN as “Savanna” As we can see here they were assigned female at birth but the circumstances that surrounded the Great Ethnic Cleansing (GEC) forced them to disguise the child entirely. The couple separated and SpongeBob took Savanna and raised them as ‘’SpongeBob Jr” who was said to be conceived by reproduction by budding. DESPITE THIS FINDING I was unable to find info about Squidward Jr, the supposed second child of SpongeBob and Squidward. Could it be that SpongeBob held no part in the raising of this child, be it genetic or parental? I propose that SpongeBob Sr had an affair with Patrick Sr, creating this monstrosity. You see the facial resemblance? We can assume that Squidward Jr was somehow adopted or asexually conceived by Squidward and the sponge-like gayness is purely coincidental
    6 points
  2. everyone knows the story of kamp koral but does ANYONE find it questionable that these mini little guys share absolutely no dna with their other paternal parent????? we can only assume most of these juvenile fish are the result of the Great Ethic Cleansing of ‘22 of Bikini Bottom itself that forced every bottom dweller under the age of 35 to marry to prolong the city’s failing birth rates because of the oul spill AND only in their species. That’s why these children “SpongeBob” “Patrick” “Sandy” look so identical to their parents and further euthogenetics brought them all to appear in the same form as their respected species. However I do believe one couple defied those laws, and even farther, a gay Homosexual relationship perhaps. Despite of the children looking completely identical to said parent, and who were the two children? The two parents? SpongeBob Senior and Squidward Senior. Think about it. the lgbt man fashion? only by lgbt squid blood. Who wears frames just like this? that’s right, just like his produced by budding father also a rare photo given by a local rebellious individual whose identity is sealed has given the news network these two critical pieces of damning evidence I should be more absolutely appalled by this startling and life changing information about the sad reality of the future of this underwater utopia, however, eugenics has plagued the ocean dwelling which they thrived in. I hope whoever can watch this documentary about the downfall of a society by the hands of racism and ethic cleansing can truly leave this with a perspective to change the world around him/her/them/zem.
    6 points
  3. I'm gonna have to agree that the gp has DECLINED the invitation to Kamp Koral. 90s fad Nickelodeon shipped it, but it got shipped back!
    5 points
  4. Global force iCarly is currently sitting at #40 on the iTunes Kids & Family chart with the episode iPilot, released 13 years ago. Meanwhile, SpongeBob's highest charting episode is only at #42, despite still airing today. Why can iCarly achieve a top 40 pure sales smash in almost 2021 but SpongeBob can't say the same?
    3 points
  5. at the very least, that particular sb episode still accomplished something in being the answer to life, the universe, and everything, hence being #42.
    2 points
  6. We haven't really seen Kamp Koral's success yet cuz it hasn't been premiered but part of me thinks it will be successful mainly for kids. We are definitely entering an era where we are seeing kiddy and silly (sillier) versions of beloved kids cartoons. And this show is a part of it. I'm not gonna speak too much about We Baby Bears because I don't know that show well but when it comes to TTG, TTG was a show that was at first very criticized by dc fandom before and after the show has been aired. There was a strong dislike against the show, especially from 2003 TT fans who wanted to see their show revived, instead of getting a pure silly and comedic version and SBC used to be against at this show as well but over the years, with TTG gaining its own identity with parodying dc universe, it has gained more positive attention from adult viewers. The show did well with kids more than adults because of the show's childish humor. But to me, there are certain things that sets apart TTG and Kamp Koral. Firstly TTG is a dc comics adaptation, meaning this show is meant to tell stories of characters of a franchise that existed so many years, a superhero franchise. 2003 TT was also an adaptation and no one made a fuss about superhero shows getting milked (at that time). Teen Titans characters belonged to DC comics, so DC can do whatever they want to do with their characters. I'm not saying DC owning character rights instead of its creators is always a good thing because we have had controversies over corparates on their use of characters (Alan Moore and Watchmen situation) but TT was always meant to be a team that was gonna last for a long time. So there is no problem with making many adaptations of these characters. So TTG's existence isn't that big of a deal to me. But Kamp Koral is a project that comes from a franchise that was always meant to belong to its creator, Stephen Hillenburg. And so far there hasn't been any confirmation that Stephen was okay with this. We all know Hillenburg left the show after first movie but he pretty much approved the show to move on without him but Hillenburg has implied before that he was against at SpongeBob having spin-offs, especially the characters being reduced to kids. Unfortunately Hillenburg has passed away and what really feels off is that this spin-off was announced after he has passed away, so what really came into our minds is that the corparate being against at the creator's wishes. And what set it off was Paul Tibbit, a former SpongeBob producer, writer and showrunner, making a tweet that Hillenburg would never want this. So majority of people went against at this spin-off because this was nothing other than a cash cow. Another difference i found in TTG and Kamp Koral is that their own concepts. TTG is a show that is meant to parody its both serious and funny 2003 cartoon, while parodying dc universe as a whole. Kamp Koral's concept is SpongeBob and his friend but they are kids in a camp. See which one is actually trying to be at least creatively bold here. TTG is a cartoon that basically said fuck you to its haters (whether it's deserved or not is a discussion for another time) and it gained its own identity for being the wacky tales about these serious characters in dc comics. TTG cast and 03 show stories are based on Wolfman's New Teen Titans run that was pretty serious and dark but it did so well with the readers that it rivaled with X-Men at the time. So TTG being a silly version of that run is actually an interesting decision. Kamp Koral doesn't offer any new ideas. It is basically same shit as SpongeBob, except characters are kids and you can even go as far as it is similar to Camp Lazlo's concept. It is so boring, careless and lazy. Of course we haven't seen the show yet to judge how it tells its own stories but the fear of this show comes from that it's a corparate made show that has no original ideas whatsoever. And you can't exactly expect Kamp Koral to parody a show that is already silly and comedic. It can criticize SpongeBob's flaws but that's not what the show is going for, at least that's what we know. I'm not saying it has to parody. It just doesn't feel new and fresh. There is little to no effort put into it. It feels so lifeless. Kamp Koral is a show that is meant to gain viewers from kids. It doesn't give a shit about adult viewers, Nickelodeon stopped being a network that is supposed to be all ages network. So this show will most likely do well with kids and it will definitely sell but the longtime fans of SpongeBob will not be saitsfied. You can already see they are not interested in this from seeing the first footage. And most of longtime fans have stopped watching SpongeBob which has been going on forever as well. I said I'm not gonna talk too much about We Baby Bears but if you want a comparison, I'll say that We Baby Bears has no difference from Kamp Koral; same lifelessness, same laziness. And i don't give a crap about it. I don't know if that show was approved by its creator(s) or not but i haven't heard anything from the creator(s) that they were against a this. But there is also this one differenfe between that show and Kamp Koral. We Baby Bears is a concept that already existed in the show's own lore, there have been many baby bear eps and they did well with the audience. Kamp Koral is an idea that was only in the the third movie of SpongeBob and that movie did not do well with its audience. And almost all of SBC stopped caring for We Bare Bears after its first season but SpongeBob is the reason why this community exists. So you'll see more complaints about Kamp Koral. When it comes to Big Mouth, that show, as much as it feels disturbing for me and a lot of people, that show also did well with the audience and i'm not saying pedophiles (although it wouldn't surprise me it appeals to them). The show's concept is to explore early stages of puberty and how that effects kids, so people found this show to be relatable. Also the fact that crude humor is praised for it. And the show is actually pretty original and fresh, unlike Kamp Koral. Kamp Koral is gonna be the first spin-off of SpongeBob and we are gonna get more spin-offs with already confirmed two spin-offs. So yeah those are what I'm gonna say about why this show gets too much flack from audiences. It is lazy, uninspired, unoriginal and disrespectful. And I'm not gonna give it a shot unless I hear real praises about it. I hope I explained myself well and I'm interested to see what discussions this thread will bring.
    2 points
  7. The main difference as to why most of us aren't so hostile towards the baby version spin-offs mentioned (although I don't think TTG really counts as one) is that they're made while the creators of the originals they are spun off from are alive. Kamp Koral is made without any sort of known consent from the creator. It's so hard to appreciate this spin-off we're getting given the whole background surrounding its existence, as well as the sheer implications that the people who pushed for this show to be made waited after Hillenburg's death to be able to make it completely possible. In other words, I show little to no support for Kamp Koral because it doesn't feel comfortable for me to do so. Hillenburg has been made notable for giving the possibility of a SB spin-off a hard pass. Nickelodeon has full ownership of the IP anyways, but here's the thing that sucks about it: with the series creator out of the picture, they have carte blanche on what to do with SB while they still hold onto the rights of it, even if they choose to do something that is against Stephen's ideals. With Nick continuing to over-saturate SB past Hillenburg, it's a situation where SB would begin to feel less like HIS creation and more like THEIR creation alone. Sure, that's life in the animation industry. Regardless, it's not a satisfying picture. On top of that, Hillenburg seems to be a humble creator, so while SB has been built into this massive franchise thanks to its success, there's still some things that feel off about NIckelodeon pushing dozens of newer SB creations to be made, and not just Kamp Koral. Stephen expressed his feelings about the success of his series before, including about over-exposure and his disregard for spin-offs being made for it. Perhaps his feelings have changed overtime, but with him gone, how do we know that for sure? We don't know him personally so we don't know if Kamp Koral is part of something that he would want, and so we may never really know if that's the case. Now if I were to judge it outside of the whole controversy, I'd still reject Kamp Koral for how underwhelming its animation looks, based on what I know about it so far. I mean, they make such a risky move to try and get people excited over more SpongeBob and this is what they give us?
    1 point
  8. Man, this hit me really hard, I can’t even really process it right now. It really sucks he was taken away from this world when he finally began hitting his stride, I felt. He had so much more left to give at his age. I feel terrible for his family, always heard about how much of a great husband and father he was. Shit, I even had to talk about this on Facebook and I never talk on Facebook, let alone acknowledge the fact that I’m still a wrestling fan to people in my personal life. Brodie Lee made me proud to be a wrestling fan, he was one of the best big man wrestlers I ever had the pleasure of getting to see in my lifetime. So glad I got to watch him go in the ring in person at least once. Rest easy, Exalted One.
    1 point
  9. Since somebody needs to enter and win this thing, and nobody else has tried yet, I guess I might as well throw my hat into the ring (metaphorically speaking!) That being said, don't expect a great big epic or anything; this is a short story, and it's an idea that I DON'T think anybody else has tried yet, so I don't know how it will be received. But I rather try something new and unexpected, than something that everyone has already experienced a million times (or so) already. With that explanation out of the way, here is my holiday story experience! I hope you enjoy reading it, as much as I did writing it! / "The Tidal Zone Presents: The Living Holiday Lights" / Cuddle E. Hugs walks on screen, and says: "Submitted for your approval, the Christmas holiday is a time of joyful gatherings, Eggnog, Mistletoe, and the occasional chill that you get from snowfall, and needing to warm up with some chestnuts roasting on an open fire. Occasionally however, something unusual happens from time to time, and things don't go the way they are usually planned. Take for instance, one Miss Sandy Cheeks, who prides herself on being able to come up with solutions to problems that nobody else has ever thought of. What Sandy doesn't realize, is that her latest solution to a problem, is about to take her on a one way trip, through the Tidal Zone". Sandy is wearing her lab coat and science goggles, and is busy wrenching and bolting her latest scientific project! Until at last, she wipes off the sweat that has accumulated on her face, and she shares: "Eureka! At last, I've done it!!!!" And lightning inexplicably flashes overhead from out of nowhere! She rushes to the Krusty Krab, busts in, and exclaims: "Folks, you'll NEVER believe what I just did!" Fred Rechid asks: "Found a way to keep me from breaking MY LEG?!!!" Bubble Bass asks: "Discovered a way to make it so we NEVER have to go number two again?" Squidward asks: "Discovered a way to KEEP Spongebob out of my LIFE forever?!" Sandy answers: "In that order; Not yet, Still working on it, and not on your life! I have discovered a way that will solve everyone's holiday lighting problems forever! As everyone knows, what is the number one problem, for holiday light owners? Burnt out light-bulbs! And finding the exact light-bulb that has burnt out, is ALWAYS such a hassle! But, I have figured out a way, that will alleviate everyone's problems forever! I call them, Living Holiday Lights!" And she opens up a box, and unveils seven glow-worms, colored Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, White, and Purple respectively! Sandy says: "Utilizing the latest in gene-splicing and reverse engineering, I have created these glow worms, so that they can blink on and off at controlled interviews, to make for an impressive display! And the best part is, you will never NEED to change them yourselves, they will know WHEN it's time for them, to need to be recharged! When they start to run low on energy, they can come back into your house, get fed and rested, and when they're fully recharged, come back out and continue blinking again! They get a place to live, and YOU'LL never need to change your holiday lights again! Everybody wins!" Everyone in the Krusty Krab claps their hands, fins, flippers, or claws, and Spongebob says: "That's Sandy for you! She NEVER fails to come up with a solution to a problem!" Squidward, unconvinced says: "I give it eleven minutes before SOMETHING comes to mess things up!" A Card appears, and the French Narrator says: "Five seconds later..." / Plankton bursts in, and he says: "Well, what do we have here?" Mr. Krabs says: "Plankton! What are YOU doing here, so unwelcome in MY restaurant?!" Plankton says: "Relax, Mr. Krabs. I'm not here to steal your Krabby Patty formula, yet! I have come to share a little proposition with Miss Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy asks: "You want to have a proposition with me? We've only really ever interacted THREE times total, INCLUDING this time!" Plankton says: "Relax! It's no big deal! I want to buy these little...glow-worm thingies, and I'll pay you handsomely, so you can buy a little trip to the French Riviera! Or...wherever it is that Texan squirrels like to vacation!" Bubble Bass says: "That sounds like a WORSE idea than the time Spongebob and Patrick tried to get a tan, in order to get into Craig Mammalton's beach party!" Craig says: "I just want to say, for the record, I did NOT force them to get those tans! They didn't even have to GO to my party! And I certainly didn't force anyone to STAY at my party; they could've left ANYTIME they wanted! I even apologized after Spongebob and Patrick got hurt, and took them to Sandy's, so she could heal them!" Sandy says: "Thank you for making a significant contribution again, and Bubble Bass is right! As far as YOU'RE concerned, Plankton, these Glow Worms are NOT for sale!" Plankton asks: "Is she serious? I really don't KNOW Sandy!" Spongebob says: "Well, Plankton, she seems..." Plankton grabs out a checkbook, and begins writing down words and numbers, and he says: "Oh, SURELY, she must be joking!" Sandy seriously says: "No, I MEAN it! You're NOT getting one! Not a single ONE! And that is FINAL!!!!" And Mr. Krabs nods his head in agreement! Plankton angrily says: "You HORRIBLE woman! Specifically, just YOU! Fine!" He tears up the check, and says: "KEEP those stupid glow worms for whatever I care! Do what you like with them; DROWN them, if that's even POSSIBLE!!!! I WARN you, Sandy, we're THROUGH! I'm THROUGH with ALL of you! I'll get EVEN! Just you WAIT!!!! You'll be SORRY, you FOOLS! You...YOU IDIOTS!!!!" (SLAM! CRASH!) And Plankton slams the door with such force, he breaks the WINDOW of the front door! Patrick says: "What a terrible, triple-decker, toadstool, saurkraut sandwich, with arsenic sauce!" Pearl says: "I would STILL worry about him though!" Bubble Bass asks: "I wonder what plan Plankton is going to come up with, that will fail like it ALWAYS does?!" From far away, Karen's voice is heard, and says: "Initiating new attack maneuver, commencing electronic, mechanical assimilation!" And the Chum Bucket turns on a mechanical magnet, that draws in machines and other metallic, electronic objects, from all over Bikini Bottom, and draws them to Karen! She electronically connects herself to all the devices, and creates a fifty foot VERSION of herself! Bubble Bass says: "It's an attack of a fifty foot electronic woman! And I can say that phrase by name, since I'm not planning on making any money off of that phrase!" Plankton says: "So, Karen, do you want to take what is RIGHTFULLY ours, and grab that STINKING Krabby Patty Secret Formula?!" Mr. Krabs says: "I KNEW IT!!!! Your plans ALWAYS revolve around getting that!" Plankton says: "And they always WILL!!!!" Sandy says: "Not on your life, Plankton! The OBVIOUS solution to this problem, is to unveil my GIANT ROBOT!!!!" Bubble Bass says: "A giant ROBOT?! You would THINK we could be a little more creative than THAT! Besides, isn't that like a Deus Ex Machina?" Sandy asks: "Do you want me to save the day or not?!" Squidward says: "I'm beyond caring either way." Sandy says: "I just need four more operators, due to the complexity of my machine!" Spongebob says: "I'll go! Uh...you don't need a driver's license for this, do you?" Sandy says: "Fortunately, no!" Pearl says: "I'll go! Dad says that I look good in pink!" Patrick says: "Can I help?" Sandy THINKS about it, and says: "Sure! Better to keep an eye on you, where I can at least MOSTLY control the situation!" Bubble Bass says: "And I'll go to! You need at least ONE pilot who's genre savvy about this whole thing!" Sandy says: "Than, SUIT UP!!!!" And a sound-a-like to "Go, Go, Power Rangers", plays in the background! Fred says: "I like the REAL version of this song, BETTER!" Than Sandy's robot ACCIDENTALLY knocks the Krusty Krab sign onto Fred's foot, and he cries: "MY LEG!!!!" The fish creatures, all suited up, jump into the robot, and begin operating the machine, THANKS to there being a guide called "Operating a Giant Robot For Dummies" Book being in their cock-pits! Plankton says: "So, you think you can stop me? We'll see about that! Karen, Laser eyes!" Karen fires lasers at the Giant Robot, but the Robot flashes robotic bracelets, and deflects everyone of them, and Bubble Bass says: "Wonder Woman!" Sandy says: "Speaking of, time to hog tie this sucker, with some rope tricks I learned in Salinas, California!" And she throws a rope around Karen, and it starts ZAPPING her of my electricity! Karen says: "NO!!!! My bond is WEAKENING! I can't keep a hold of these electronic machines MUCH...!!!!" (CRASH!!!!) And Karen and Plankton are comically hanging in mid-air, as Karen weakly finishes: "Longer". Plankton says: "Yep! Gravity works!" And they fall down dozens of feet, and Plankton says: "CURSE YOU SANDY CHEEKS! (CRASH!) OUCH!" Bubble Bass says: "Well, that was fun. But what did this REALLY have to do with Christmas anyways?" Patrick asks: "Does it really matter? You had fun, didn't you?" Bubble Bass says: "Well, yes, I did!" Cuddle E. Hugs walks back on-screen and says: "There you have it. A madman, driven to want something that he couldn't have, tried to take it by force, only to be stopped by something beyond his control. Such is the mysteriousness of life. Sandy and her friends, have just completed their journey, through the Tidal Zone." Rube walks on-screen and says: "Amazing!" / The End! / Hope you enjoyed that story! Enough said, true believers!
    1 point
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