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THE BOBY IS COMING SOON

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Day 2 PREGNANCY UPDATE: Depression

the feeling has kicked in. i can feel the boby coming in. my only solitude in these trying hours of the 84th trimester is sobbing into a lean cuisine at 3:36am, pondering the fragility of life. i suddenly have a craving for FAT FREE Fladooldes   OMG NEED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^ no racist comments i will delete them

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top 10 BEN THE COW quotes for Birth

Ben the Cow: Otis, a strong man stands up for himself, a stronger man stands up for others. Ben the Cow: Put the hen down, Dag. 
Ben the Cow: Grey market goods. As if I needed to say it again, the purchase of human articles from the gopher underground is strictly prohibited. 
Ben the Cow Sit. Ben the Cow: No, nope, I don't wanna know. Ben the Cow: [exasperated sigh] Ben the Cow: It's a beautiful night. I remember when I used to sit out here with your sister. Ben the Cow: Um, Otis,,, Ben the Cow: [dies]

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MY PREGNANCY DAY 1: Sadness

THIS MAN ] HAS RUINED MY LIFE AND MADE ME PREGNANT WITH HIS BOBY. I AM going to file legal action bc of his **************8ing like when Marissa sued Mr. Sline for his SHADY actions behin del taco, and i want that noob. it is a hard time for us all but with a SHOT OF ENERGY AND happiness ill get through this.. and if @Mr. Euguene Krabs doesnt fackin coment on this. selfie!: glad that sexi dr can be here in my time of need.

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