SmileBob SaucePants

[Sauce Mama]

Like Cha said, this one had tons of references that were spot on. Super funny episode, Claps!

[Cha]

12A: The Saucerone

SmileBob is serving up a mustard smile on a Baja burger when all of a sudden Negi, OMK's daughter is crying inside the Lazy Dog. The impact of her tears leaves a flood inside. After the flood goes down, Old Man Krabs tries to calm her down and SmileBob asks him what's wrong. Krabs tells her that Negi's #Dashing #Handsome friend stood her up for the annual comic con and she can't find another. Old Man Krabs suggests his old self and SmileBob much to Negi's dismay because it would run her reputation as an older forum poster. He also offers JCM (in a cameo) who runs outside the door. Leaving no choice, she chooses SmileBob. Old Man Krabs pulls her beside and tells SmileBob the importance of his little cherry blossom. All of a sudden SmileBob comes from behind OMK and it is revealed that the other SmileBob was just Jake in some of her clothes, being how they're twins and all. The real SmileBob tells OMK that she has no problem taking Negi.

Back at home, SmileBob sits in her pink bedroom sadness. Her own convention attending was a failure, since no one went with her and she realizes that she couldn't leave even if she wanted to because of her Pa. Webby the Snail tries to reassure her that Charick went with someone. But SmileBob tells him that that was Charick who took her Lil' Claply. Webby hands her a #Dashing #Handsome Shakespearan guide to character costumes and tricking your pa. In a montage, she cleans her teet, puts on a new set of falsies and creates her own character costume of Ariana Grande looking #Dashing and #Handsome. She picks up Negi dressed up as Oswald the Lucky Rabbit and Negi makes her write down a well thought out and organized list of complaints. SmileBob tells her that her hot ride is here and they get inside it. Before they leave, Old Man Krabs tells SmileBob to take her easy because he can't afford to make her Pa buy a new whip.

They arrive at comic con and SmileBob keeps having trouble seeing past her red wig. This causes her to mess up a picture taken of Negi, herself and Lauren Faust. Negi tells her to get some souvenirs as Negi's fellow fans talk to her about her friend she brought. SmileBob is having trouble seeing the price tags on the souvenirs with her red hair and long falsies in the way. She falls with purple giraffe stuff animals and people mistake her for the real Ariana. She writes autographs on the toys for fans and Negi is upset and suddenly tells SmileBob to hide because her former friend Mr. #Dashing #Handsome is here.

Spoiler

SmileBob reassures her that she's the top convention attender of the year with her trophy, but that causes Troplatts to take back it back since it was really his.

SmileBob starts to randomly speak Saucenese out loud and Negi reassures her that everyone is doing the Hashtash Talk. SmileBob's made up language freaks out others and causes the comic con to go in shambles. Upset, SmileBob runs inside the men's bathroom. Negi tries to tell her that she has been having a good time through the men's door. Sad SmileBob asks if she can still wear the wig and when Negi says she can, she excitedly gets back outside. SmileBob gets everyone's attention by Doing The Saucenese and this time no one freaks from it. Everyone inside the comic com tries to speak it, but having difficulty they literally have their tongues tied and everything goes haywire. Oblivious to this, Negi and SmileBob think they're popular when the crowd lifts them up and outside the comic con. The owner of the con tells them to wreck somebody else's convention. Devastated SmileBob takes Negi back to her island house. SmileBob tells her good night and Old Man Krabs tells SmileBob to step away from her cherry blossom, because she almost stepped on it. Negi says good night to a frozen up SmileBob. When everyone is gone, the real SmileBob shows up and the other SmileBob turns out to be Jake again. She tells him that he sure does come in handy with Pa not noticing and Jake says at least he got Negi's number.

[Sauce Mama]

I loved that one. Great job once again Cha!

[So Sejima]

Troplatts brilliant!

[Cha]

(Tbh this episode I made isn't that great compared to the others and I don't even really like the actual SpongeBob episode. Oh well, I hope you enjoy).

12B: Employee of the Month

Inside the Lazy Dog SmileBob is constantly saying HI to Clapward who is busy reading Nickelodeon show reviews. He finally asks what she wants. SmileBob tells him today is the day the new employee of the month will be picked. Clapward says the award is just a scam for extra unpaid work and SmileBob says it's for hard working employees. He then says "The Wall of Shame" or the employee of the month wall which is covered in SmileBob's smiles is just useless. Old Man Krabs comes from behind SmileBob and lets them know that the winner is unsure so far but it's possible for Clapward to win this time. This upsets SmileBob deeply. Back in the kitchen SmileBob gets a Baja burger stuck to her freshly glued lashes and has difficulty getting it off. Clapward comes in and after she begs him not to tell the Old Man about this, he tells her once again how the award is a bunch of *fan blows meat on his face* BALONEY. The Krabby patty meat was due to a snickering panda.

After eating some Smile Dip, SmileBob looks at her wall of employee pictures again. All of a sudden they come alive from her sugar rush and they tell her to watch out for Clapward for he's trying to trick her because he wants the award. So after work, she sneaks into Clapward's Handsome Tiki Head when he's busy arguing about Monster's University's ending on the xat. When she is just about to grab his alarm clock, Clapward heads for his bed. SmileBob quickly hides underneath his mattress and shocks Clapward when he hears a giggling below. He kicks the mattress and SmileBob comes flying out. She tells him that he can't go to work without an alarm clock and she destroys his clock. He reveals to have a whole stash of them in his closet. Clapward thinks she is cray cray and when she tells him she's better than him, he bitterly takes the challenge of the award on.

So Clapward and SmileBob watch each other from their windows. To make her fall asleep, Clapward pulls out his trumpet and plays a lullabye.

When she sleeps, Clapward sneaks out of his house to the Lazy Dog only to fall into a trap by SmileBob. She goes back to sleep when suddenly Clapward sows her pink curtains together so she can't escape. She some tools to leave, but winds up behind a bar trap from Clapward. Clapward uses his car to get the LD but quickly gets stuck in traffic worse than Pennsylvania's. Their trap charades keep going on with things like eyelash holding bison burgers, Harrison and etc to stop them. Finally they call a truths to eah other, but secretly think to theirselves how they will run for the Lazy Dog once they stop shaking hands. So both of them run inside the LD as the sun is rising and confused Old Man Krabs just stares at them.

Clapward and SmileBob start washing dishes, mopping and giving gifts to Krabs for him to choose the new employee of the month. Then they start flipping an endless amount patties to show off their skills, causing the Lazy Dog to explode from all of them. A bunch of customers walk up to the remains of the restaurant and take the free burgers. At the end, SmileBob, Krabs and Clapward are ironically inside the frame that would be for the new employee of the month. SmileBob and Clapward keep asking Krabs about who wins as Krabs tries to tell them to stop.

[kev]

Great Episode Cha!

[Sauce Mama]

The majority of this made me lol hard. Great episode Cha!

[MMM]

lol these are great make more!

[Clappy]

Two months without an episode is a travesty.

13a. Scaredy Sauce....EH

It's Halloween in Santa Clara, and SmileBob is cleaning the dishes in the Lazy Dog at the end of the work day, and is frightened by the creepy door closing and a word (or maybe a message) reading "HAOLE" on the order slips. After she finishes, she begins to run away, but Old Man Krabs stops her and asks her if he wants to hear his "daily let’s play gamer stories", and she then does. He tells the story of Saint’s Row IV Traffic Play with Nova and Sp00n.

SmileBob, who has a reputation for being easily amused, starts quoting every line of the video with Old Man Krabs and decides to rush home afterwards, but she is scared by everything she sees on the way. After being scared by Charick, she asks her for help. They make a "Flying Canadianman" costume, but it fails to scare anyone. SmileBob realizes that a real Canadian has a thick accent, and that she has a Saucenese one. Charick takes SmileBob to Canada and meets a lad named SOF who teaches her French Canadian in exchange for illegal files of Phineas and Ferb. Believing themselves to be Canadian, SmileBob and Charick go around town attempting to scare people, and believe themselves to be successful in doing so, although their "victims" are simply confused by their non American antics. They then go to roof of the Lazy Dog where a Halloween party is taking place, turn off all the lights, and lower SmileBob with a rope, with Charick providing the voice of the "Canadianman", which initially terrifies everyone. However, when a cowpoke amuses Charick, who the rope is tied to, she starts running around in amusement, causing SmileBob to fly around uncontrollably, exposing her true identity. Everybody starts laughing at SmileBob, but soon the real Flying Canadianman appears. He explains to them how offended he is by people stereotyping Canadians as him for Halloween, and that SmileBob's costume is the worst of all. He says that SmileBob is the "straw that broke the Wumbologist's back", and that he will now steal the soul's of everyone present. He takes off SmileBob's costume, which suddenly her false eyelashes shock everyone in the restaurant. Subsequently, everyone runs away, including the Canadianman, leaving SmileBob satisfied to finally have succeeded in scaring people. Charick comments on SmileBob's "fake lashes", and SmileBob explains that they are real, and Charick screams and runs away. SmileBob says "Don't worry, they grow back!"

13b. I Was a Thespian Webby

SmileBob and Charick are all set to leave for the SpongeBob convention in Universal Studios this weekend. Realizing that she will not be able to take Webby and Momo, SmileBob leaves Webby and Momo in Clapward's responsibility.

SmileBob takes Clapward around her house, telling him that he will have to feed Momo for three days. There are very large cans of panda food with the words "morning", "afternoon" and "night" written on them, so that Clapward will be able to keep track. Also, Clapward will have to amuse Webby by taking him to Broadway shows at the local theater at least once this trip. Eager to get rid of both of them, Clapward lies and says that he will do it to get SmileBob and Charick to leave. They do, and Clapward runs out of SmileBob's house and sits in a lounge chair for the whole weekend, thus ignoring Momo and Webby. He soaks up plenty of sun, but Webby is left in the house alone with Momo, looking longingly in the direction where SmileBob left, horribly neglected. Momo then takes this opportunity to poison the water supply, burn the crops, and deliver a plague onto everyone’s houses. Webby unfortunately drinks the water supply and gets poisoned by Momo as Momo laughs and laughs and laughs some more.

When SmileBob gets back, Clapward suddenly remembers that he was supposed to take care of Webby…fuck Momo. However, when he goes to get Webby, he finds him very sick, due to the poisoned water and lack of theatrical attention. Clapward, thinking he will be able to help, tries to give Webby some water. However, Webby is so weak from the first batch of poisoned water; he is limp in Clapward's arms and will not drink. Clapward puts Webby down as he hears SmileBob and Charick saying goodbye to each other, and tries to force feed Webby. When he hears SmileBob coming in, Clapward gives up and puts all of Momo's food into Webby’s mouth. He greets SmileBob awkwardly, and explains that he was only checking on Webby.

Just as Clapward is about to leave with a smirk on his face, Webby slowly enters the room. SmileBob realizes that something is wrong, and quickly calls the local veterinarian, Dr. Box Gilliam. He comes over to SmileBob's house, and gives SmileBob a syringe full of Web plasma. SmileBob asks Clapward to give Webby the plasma, as he is squeamish. Clapward reluctantly agrees and, while trying to inject Webby, accidentally injects SmileBob with Web plasma causing SmileBob to worry about the consequences.

Upon realizing that Webby only needed Rent, Clapward leaves telling SmileBob not to worry. Sometime later, SmileBob starts acting slow and somewhat like Webby, as well as watching Webby's plays. When she goes to the bathroom, her eyes stretch out of her body and grow, her arms and legs disappear into her body, her body reshapes itself, and most shocking of them all...her eyelashes become real. As a finished result SmileBob has turned into a thespian.

WebSmile possibly seeking help goes over to Clapward's house, but Clapward is terrified of the fact that SmileBob turned into a thespian because of his lousy aim and he throws the Web plasma away and he tries blocking the doors and windows and tries to run and hide from WebSmile. WebSmile chases him for help, but Clapward tries to avoid her and makes a mess of his house. Amongst the chaos, Clapward accidentally injects himself with the plasma, turning him into a thespian as well. The episode ends with WebClap, WebSmile and Webby singing the song "Seasons of Love" on stage.

Charick, annoyed by this yells at them to sing country music and throws a boot at WebClap.

[Cha]

HA the SpongeBob convention and Dr. Box Gilliam. What a nice reboot to this Claps.

[Sauce Mama]

I think I Was a Thespian Webby is my favorite so far.

I think I Was a Thespian Webby is my favorite so far.

[Clappy]

I think I Was a Thespian Webby is my favorite so far.

I think I Was a Thespian Webby is my favorite so far.

So good that you had to repeat yourself more than once.

[Old Man Jenkins]

Is it bad i actually stopped to watch the vid in between reading? Jolly good ep, Clapmeister! I really need to catch myself up with this.

[Clappy]

What's better than one series of episodes in 24 hours?  How about two?

 

14a. SmileBob-129

 

The day starts off quite well for Clapward. He is about to practice his trumpet when SmileBob's alarm clock (facing out the window) knocks the trumpet inside Clapward's mouth, and SmileBob asks Clapward if he wants to Ask Miss Smiles. Clapward tries to reply, but because his trumpet is in his mouth, anything he says is incomprehensible, and SmileBob thinks he said yes. After Clapward takes his trumpet out of his mouth, Clapward is constantly bothered in his house by SmileBob and Charick who want to go ask me threading with him. Clapward, in an attempt to stop SmileBob and Charick bothering him, tells SmileBob that she should be at work, but SmileBob tells him that it's a Sunday, and that the Lazy Dog is closed on Sundays. Clapward tells SmileBob and Charick to stay where they are, and goes out the back door of his house and goes into the Lazy Dog. He sees SmileBob and Charick looking for him, and goes into the kitchen. SmileBob and Charick are still looking for him, so he goes into the freezer. After SmileBob and Charick go away, Clapward is frightened to find that the handle is jammed, and that he is stuck inside the freezer. He assures himself that someone will find him, but he becomes frozen and is stuck there for 2,000 years.

 

ServBot, a descendant of SmileBob finally discovers Clapward after a hinge snaps off and the door breaks down. After being defrosted by ServBot, Clapward finds out that everything in the future (except for people) is made entirely of chrome, and all organic life forms that aren't people are simply spray-painted chrome. ServBot introduces Clapward to her clones, ServBots X, Y, and Z. He also informs Clapward that there are 486 ServBots in response to his question "Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?" meaning that the English alphabet has been expanded. Clapward decides that he hates the future, so ServBot directs him to a time machine, which is actually a small room with a control panel. Shortly after meeting UnlimitedTron, a two-headed descendant of Charick, Clapward goes into the can opener, and then goes into the time machine to travel to the past, ripping the entire room out of the building in the process. Clapward winds up in early prehistoric times, where he meets the primitive ancestors of SmileBob and Charick, who are torturing themselves with a question. Clapward introduces ask me threading to them, and they seem to be interested until Clapward starts playing his trumpet, which drives them crazy, causing them to chase after him.

 

He goes into the time machine, but he accidentally malfunctions it by pulling the lever so hard that it breaks, causing the time machine to go all around the dimensions. The time machine got flatter and flatter and it disappeared, and Clapward ends up in A Surreal Realm of No Games Section, with an atmosphere of where ask me threads don’t exist. At first glance of the realm, Clapward is relieved to finally be away from SmileBob alone with his trumpet (and is later echoed by the surreal echoing voices). Suddenly realizing his loneliness, he attempts to escape the realm by running (which takes him where he already was) and stomping the ground in frustration. He breaks through the floor, landing in the time machine room. He begs it to return to the game threads, which it does, but Clapward finds out that in his travels, he invented ask me threading. Clapward says; "I'm going back to my break."

 

14b. Volley Ballers

 

SmileBob and Mandy are practicing volleyball against each other. SmileBob is carefully going around her house looking for her, until she jumps out and spikes a volleyball at her. They spike volleyballs at each other and have lots of fun.  At one point, she even threatened her with hot sauce.

 

 

Mandy tells her that she will sneak up on her and spike her tomorrow. At the Lazy Dog the next day, SmileBob thinks anyone or anything can be Mandy, so she is cautious and does not work much. When she spikes one of the customers, Old Man Krabs demands to know what is going on, so SmileBob explains to him that she is playing volleyball.

 

Therefore, Old Man Krabs tells her to stop playing volleyball, or she will be fired. Mandy spikes her, and though SmileBob attempts to explain Old Man Krabs's warning, Mandy refuses to listen. At that moment, Old Man Krabs comes out of the Lazy Dog and thinks she is playing volleyball with Mandy, promptly going out and firing SmileBob on the spot. Mandy quickly explains to him that SmileBob tried to tell her, but she just refused to listen, and he gives her the job back.

 

The two attempt to forget about volleyball, and go to the park. However, while spiking lunch meat and condiments onto their sandwiches, they begin doing volleyball again, Old Man Krabs catches them. However, he finds that spikes can replace knives, and has SmileBob and Mandy slice burger patties this way, earning him more money while Clapward hates everybody.

[So Sejima]

When SmileBob gets back, Clapward suddenly remembers that he was supposed to take care of Webby…fuck Momo. 

best line ever

[Sauce Mama]

A Surreal Realm of No Games Section

I laughed way harder than I should've. Well done on these, Claps!

A Surreal Realm of No Games Section

I laughed way harder than I should've. Well done on these, Claps!

[Cha]

15a: Wet Dream Time

It is night time and SmileBob takes off her eyelashes before going to sleep. Webby tries her lashes on, to which SmileBob tells him that you know what Much Ado About Nothing says, curiosity what thou killed the cat. SmileBob falls under her mattress asleep after that and dreams of driving Jake's car. Before she can exclaim that she shouldn't be driving, a license pops out of no where.

As she licks it because it tastes just like she dreamt it would, SmileBob doesn't look where she's going and hits a speed bump. This causes her to fly out of the car. She sees the Lazy Dog and Puff Nuggets who is flying himself. When SmileBob shows him the illegal license he rips it apart and warns her "you'll be fresh to death if the feds be watchin'". This causes her dream self to fall outside her dream and into the real world.

She all of a sudden sees Webby's dream bubble and jumps into it, causing her to go into his dream. She lands in a large library filled with transcripts and screen play writes. SmileBob meets up with Webby who is dressed from the old 15th century and is able to talk. Webby takes her through his vast collection and shares with her a line from Taming of the Shrew. When she doesn't understand the Shakespearean talk, Webby reads her the Sparknotes from it. After this SmileBob, is about to go back to her own dream, when she spots Charick's dream bubble in her dungeon.

Charick's dream is completely empty besides a Sir Eats-A-Lot kiddie ride that she is on. SmileBob sees this blandness and tries to tell Charick that she can do anything in her dream including stuff like making a million of her and becoming large. Yet this doesn't impress Charick at all and SmileBob decides to leave. The scene ends with Charick's kiddie ride stopping and her dropping her last quarter into a gutter.

SmileBob then decides to go into the dream of... Clapward. In his dream, Clapward is performing at the VMAs as a duet with Justin Timberlake and 'N Sync with his trumpet. SmileBob sits in the front row and which causes Clapward notice her and stop paying his trumpet. This makes Justin Timberlake upset, so Clapward keeps playing. SmileBob then goes up to Justin Timberlake and tells him about the We Can't Stop performance, causing him to laugh while singing. Clapward angrily breaks his trumpet from this and Justin gets even more mad. SmileBob then becomes a replacement trumpet and out of fear from Justin, Clapward plays her. SmileBob makes obnoxious noises, which some how pleases the crowd because anything was better then the Miley performance beforehand amirite? The pleased crowd and Justin chase after SmileBob because of her beautiful music and accidentally knock Clapward's handsome face into a fruit stand.

SmileBob then lands at Mandy's house and goes into her dream. Mandy is performing a science lab experiment with gravity as the scene shows SmileBob falls out an airplane. Mandy and her both free fall below Texas. SmileBob is terrified at this, but Mandy reassures her it's fine as along as they have parachutes. But SmileBob doesn't hear this clearly and thinks she says things like a pair of cleats or a parakeet. Before Mandy can tell her it's "parachute" mandy lands in a truck of manure from 1 dozen cows on the Texas farm. SmileBob though, falls out of another dream.

SmileBob then goes into the home of Old Man Krabs. She tries to go into his dream, but accidentally lands in Krabs' daughter Negi's dream. Inside her dream are cartoons galore including Oswald the Lucky rabbit. SmileBob asks for her dad's dream and Negi tells her it's next door.

Old Man Krabs' dream is out in the ocean and SmileBob comes aboard his ship. When she asks what he's looking for he simply says with rage, "DICKY MOE". He catches the sight on the bastard ahead and tells SmileBob to get his harpoon and to hold into it with him. Old Man Krabs aims for Dicky Moe and hits him direct on. When SmileBob goes to congratulate him, she lets go of the harpoon's wire and this causes Krabs' leg to get caught intangled in it. Krabs is tied to the side of Dicky Moe and angrily tells SmileBob from afar she's fired. Dicky Moe hits the side of the ship and this causes SmileBob to fly into the air and out of Old Man Krabs' Dream.

She lands inside Jellatin's dream, who seems to be dreaming about the town. Yet, this changes when SmileBob sees a large Jellatin zapping citizens playing "Live and Let Die" in the background. SmileBob sees that Webby is also in this dream and is about to be crushes by Jellatin's foot. "LET ME TAKE YOU DOOOWN" Jellatin says before stepping on them both. SmileBob manages to tickle Jellatin's foot with her butterfly kisses lashes, causing her to laugh and shrink. All the citizens come around normal size Jellatin and one of them steps on her, causing the dream to end and Dream SmileBob to go home finally. Inside her own dream, she tries to go to sleep but the voices of her friends keep calling her name. Actual SmileBob wakes up to find all her friends around her bed and they all tell her to stay out of their dreams. The episode ends with Charick asking for a quarter.

Note: Dicky Moe will appear again in a parody of Clams.

[Clappy]

So you decided to go with my man crush of Justin Timberlake.

 

I laughed a lot.  Looking forward to 15B.

[Sauce Mama]

Oh my god I laughed so hard at this one. Wet Dream Time = new favorite

[Clappy]

As we patiently await 15B.

 

 

 

16A. Chalentine’s Day

 

On Valentine's Day, SmileBob is giving out Valentine's Day gifts.  She gives Old Man Krabs a special Keek version of her commentating with Sp00n on Saint’s Row IV.  How?  Maddie’s Magical Magic of course.  She gives Clapward a Snapchat of her hanging out with Emma Stone, but much to his dismay, it disappears after ten seconds.  She even gives one to Jellatin, which is delivered with the help of Paul McCartney.

 

SmileBob and Mandy have arranged to give Charick a hot air burrito from Chipotle.  SmileBob tells Charick that she has the best present ever for her, and the two go to the Valentine's Day celebration at Universal Studios, with Charick extremely excited for her surprise present. Meanwhile, Mandy, who is in route to the theme parkl in the hot air burrito, is attacked by the band A Flock of Seagulls, which causes the burrito balloon to run…run so far away, off course as she fights them off.  SmileBob and Charick reach the top of the Simpsons Ride, where the surprise is to be revealed and the ride stops momentarily thanks to the batting of SmileBob’s lashes.  However, Mandy contacts SmileBob via her ask thread, informing her of her troubles and telling him that she will have to go with "Plan B". SmileBob tells Charick, who is so excited that she is literally shaking the entire roller coaster, that her present is a "friendly wave", greatly disappointing her and making Charick very angry.

 

When Charick sees many other people, including SBMers thanking SmileBob for her gifts to them, she is pushed off the deep end and goes on a rampage: 

 

 

Globe on stick must die!

 

Spoiler

 

 

I DEFY YOU BARTMAN!

 

She begins destroying Universal Studios and corners everyone there, including SmileBob, seemingly with the intention of vanquishing them all to her dungeon. Before she gets the chance, however, Mandy arrives, having tamed A Flock of Seagulls, who are now helping to keep her hot air burrito afloat. Upon seeing this, Charick takes a bite of her giant burrito, causing it to pop and covering the theme park in Chipotle goodness. Smiling at SmileBob and completely forgetting her anger, Charick joyfully says, "Aww, SmileBob, you didn't have to get me anything ."