Old Man Jenkins Posted January 5, 2013 Share Posted January 5, 2013 Acquired the rights to this from Webbykins. Decided to reboot it with my own spin on things, given the recent shake up in teams. Well, here you go. Synopsis: Taking place in the heart of the SpongeBob Universe, the once thriving Bikini Bottom has been ravaged by urban warfare. The Elite and Bottomite conflict escalated into all-out war between the high and mighty Good Noodles and the bottom feeding Krusty Krushers. The Noodle-Krusher War would soon spawn an even deadlier theater as a turf war waged from all four corners of the undersea floor. From the ashes of the Good Noodles and the Krusty Krushers, there rose The Jellyfish Hunters, The Karate Choppers, The Spy Buddies and The Goofy Goobers (yeah), who all duke it out for supremacy and total control over the city. When the manager of the Krusty Krab 2: Electric Boogaloo, SpongeBob SquarePants, finds himself caught in the cross fire, he must do whatever it takes to save himself and his friends from the teams' constant squabbling in a town that has long-since forgotten it's name. Teams One of two teams spawned from the Krusty Krushers, the Karate Choppers have take KAH-RAH-TAY mainstream and uses their inherited strength from the Krushers combined with their fighting prowess to impose their superiority over the teams and any poor saps that get caught in their fists of fury. Led by the fierce Webby, they are definitely one of the largest and more influential teams in the city that mainly makes bank off loan sharking and protection rackets. Their main turf is Karate Island off the coast of Downtown and Goo Lagoon, which acts as their own dojo. They also have a hold over the Industrial District with the Industrial Park acting as another front for their activities. Members: SpoilerWebby Team Rank: Leader Bio: A former Good Noodle. Recently elected to be the Grand Master of the Karate Choppers after the untimely demise of their previous Gand Master, Ex Kizuna. His fellow Choppers don't seem to have faith in him as their new leader due to his soft touch when it comes to dealing with their enemies and his penchant to rely on theatrics. Despite his flaws, he is still a very capable fighter. Elite among Choppers. Amphitrite Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched in member of the Karate Choppers, she travelled to what used to be Bikini Bottom from New Kelp City in hopes of finding new opportunity, but she found herself getting caught up in the wrong crowd, ultimately leading to her reluctant membership. CDCB Team Rank: Expert Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. A veteran of past team wars, CDCB is among the Karate Choppers with the most experience under his belt, but is jilted that he hasn't been given a proper place amongst the other Masters yet. He sees Webby as completely unworthy of his rank and tries him damnedest to prove his worth to his peers. Doctor Sex Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched in member of the Karate Choppers, he was taken under the wing of fellow team medic, Mr Dr Professor Patrick. He is one of the more unorthodox members of the team and even goes so far as to perform his own twisted experiments on some of the members who comes to him for medical assistance. Dragiiin Team Rank: Champion Bio: A former Good Noodle. The Karate Choppers' most prized fighter. A ruthless warrior who uses the art of Kah-Rah-Tay for all the wrong reasons. Despite his ruthlessness, he still maintains some sense of honor, slightly above Webby at least. He longs to find a challenger capable of defeating him, but has had no such luck as of yet. Ihavedahswag Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: One of the teams' soldiers, he mostly performs the dirty work...with such style and flair that no other Karate Chopper has displayed yet. The guy makes his opponent look good whenever he gets into a fight. Metal Snake Team Rank: Sensei Bio: A former Good Noodle. A veteran member of the team. He takes a good majority of the teams lower-ranked members under his tutelage. He's quite content with his position in the gang and also opposes Webby's leadership, but many of his peers feel he is a bit of an underachiever and that he could be a Master if he were to commit to the team a little bit more. Quigs Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched-in member looking to make his way up the ranks fast. He usually soldiers with Spongebob456, SpongeBobFanForever and Spongepat in a group. Sabre Team Rank: Sensei Bio: A former Good Noodle. He is a veteran member of the Karate Choppers and is usually teamed up with Metal Snake when performing jobs for the team. He is respected amongst his peers and is seen as extremely loyal. He used to be really close with the Jellyfish Hunter leader, Jelly, but they had a falling out and is now dedicated to putting an end to the Hunters' operation in the community. Seacatus Team Rank: Shihan Bio: One of the more highly skilled fighters of the team. He wishes to overthrow Dragiiin's reign as Champion but has failed every attempt thus far. He wants to prove that he is the most elite fighter to come out of the Karate Choppers dojo. Spongebob456 Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched-in member looking to make his way up the ranks fast. He usually soldiers with Quigs, SpongeBobFanForever and Spongepat in a group. SpongebobFanForever Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched-in member looking to make his way up the ranks fast. He usually soldiers with Spongebob456, Quigs and Spongepat in a group. Spongepat Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A recently patched-in member looking to make his way up the ranks fast. He usually soldiers with Spongebob456, SpongeBobFanForever and Quigs in a group. WWESpongeFan Team Rank: Shihan Bio: A former Good Noodle. One of the more gifted grapplers to come out of the Karate Chopper dojo. One of the more humble and honest members, some of her peers sometime manipulate her to their own ends but she is more than capable to see through their deceit eventually and take the proper action. AMK152 Team Rank: Master Bio: An outsider brought in to fill the void that Webby's promotion would have left amongst the Karate Chopper Masters. Not much is known about him besides his vast karate prowess. Sauce Mama Team Rank: Master Bio: The only female master of the Karate Choppers. She is a land critter who was smuggled underwater illegally to serve the Good Noodles, but her fighting skills in the underground fighting circuit managed to win over many of the team's members, prompting them to patch her in officially. After the Good Noodles disbanded and the Karate Choppers were born, she would eventually work her way up to the rank of Master, which she still holds to this day. She's grown weary of her current lifestyle and vies to find a way out of the criminal life and return home. Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Team Rank: Master Bio: A former Good Noodle and one of the founding members of the Karate Choppers. He is the team's head medic and has taken Doctor Sex under his wing in order to lengthen and strengthen their medical field. He has a brother who had gone missing following the conclusion of the Good Noodle/Krusty Krusher war. Refusing to believe his brother perished in the wake of the war, he tries desperately to find him. Gabriel Lowery Team Rank: Shihan Bio: A skilled karate practitioner despite his recent initiation. He, too, vies for the title of champion, but is constantly overshadowed by his superior peers. Wumbology Team Rank: Master Bio: A former Good Noodle and one of the founding fathers of the Karate Choppers. He is a karate chopping Canadian who holds a strict set of morals and code of honor. He was Webby's main supporter, backing his promotion to Grand Master. He is among the Karate Choppers' elite and isn't one to take lightly in combat. KFS Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: Another new recruit who seeks to prove his worth. He is reluctant when it comes to executing brutality and is seen as weak by most of his fellow Choppers. He supports Webby's leadership wholeheartedly. AbsorbentFool Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: Another newly patched-in recruit who brings his own special skills to the Choppers' fold. He's a tough cookie who can take a lot of punishment and dish some of it back out to his enemies ten-fold. Mr. Karate Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: A new recruit he takes great pride in his karate skills, going so far as to change his name to Karate to exemplify that fact, but his bark is louder than his bite. Takeda Team Rank: Apprentice Bio: Another new recruit from an out of town dojo who wants to make a name for himself by defeating rival Spy Buddy, Shin, in combat. GojiBob Team Rank: Shihan Bio: An advanced outsider who has been personally brought in to help strengthen the Karate Chopper's grip on the Community. In an unfamiliar place, Goji believes he should be amounting to more than what he's been given by the team, vying to become a master in his own right. One of two teams spawned from the Good Noodles, the Jellyfish Hunters utilize the staff fighting style of their predecessors to outwit all their enemies in combat. Led by the majestic Jellyfish Jammer (a.k.a Jelly), they prove to be a force to be reckoned with in the community. They mainly make bank off of dealing and trafficking their own special-made and addictive drug simply known as "The Jelly", which requires jellyfish jelly to create, hence, their name. Their main turf is Jellyfish Fields, operating out of an abandoned factory that Mr. Krabs used to harvest his own jelly. They also roam a vast majority of the surrounding Kelp Forest and Uptown area, as well as the Residential District where Conch Street and other homes happen to be located. Members: SpoilerJelly Team Rank: Admiral Bio: A former Good Noodle and a high-ranking authority figure in Bikini Bottom. She helped founded the Jellyfish Hunters in order to continue making and distributing "the jelly", a synthetic and highly addictive drug that she created using concentrated jelly from jellyfish and infusing it with other illegal and gnarly substances known throughout the ocean. She and her team has a strong hold over the Community's drug trade, with the other teams trying desperately to challenge her and the Jellyfish Hunters in that market. She has bad blood with Sabre, Clapward and OMJ. Chocolate Soup Team Rank: Private Bio: A chocolate lover who also loves the jelly. Hell, he's mostly in it for the jelly. Chrdrenkmann Team Rank: Captain Bio: A former Good Noodle. An outsider who has used his past skills to move up the ranks. He seems dedicated to Jellyfish Hunters' cause and wants them to reign supreme over the Community. Crushing Mayhem Team Rank: Colonel Bio: A former Good Noodle. An outsider with a somewhat mysterious past. He has crossed paths with Goofy Goober, OMJ, before but other than that, he remains an enigma who has played an instrumental part in the Jellyfish Hunters' success. He is seen by most to be Jelly's second-in-command, acting as a liaison between her and her underlings. Naddavr Team Rank: Private Bio: A new recruit who wanted to prove his worth to his fellow peers. Unfortunately for him, his aspirations resulted in his untimely demise at SpongeBob's hand. Nintengirl64 Team Rank: Private Bio: Another new recruit who also wants to prove her worth. She was a video game junkie during her life before she became a Jellyfish Hunter and as such, sees everything as a game. Oooofy Team Rank: Captain Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. A veteran member who was looking to move her way up in the world and the only way she thought she could do so was by joining a Team. She ultimately chose to fight for the Jellyfish Hunters and worked her was up to Sergeant, something few female members have accomplished. She always wanted to make Jelly proud, going so far as to put her life on the line for her cause, eventually meeting her end at Sandy's hand. Person Team Rank: Sergeant Bio: A veteran member who has garnered himself quite the infamous reputation since his arrival to Bikini Bottom long ago. His peers mostly see him as a liability and are hesitant whenever they find themselves paired up with him. ACS/Prince Darkstar Team Rank: Sergeant Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. Another veteran member who has garnered himself a bad reputation for his unruliness and extremist methods. His fellow hunters don't even seem to like the guy and loathe having to be teamed up with him. Some don't even understand how he's managed to survive this long make it up to Sergeant. He hates not being treated seriously as a member of the team and voices these concerns to his superiors quite vocally, drawing ire from even Jelly, herself. Fix-It Team Rank: Major Bio: Another outsider who has been brought into the fold for his adept skills in torture. He is also revered as being the go-to-guy for the Jellyfish Hunters whenever they have a problem that needs solving or fixing. Because of this, he holds a high position in the team. Spongebobapantis Team Rank: Private Bio: A new recruit who sees himself as a new breed of soldier for the Jellyfish Hunters' cause, but is he, really? SOF Team Rank: Major Bio: A former Good Noodle. Next to Crushing, he is Jelly's left-hand man. He is utterly devoted to her and the Jellyfish Hunters' cause. He is a jelly addict, hopelessly being pulled around on a short leash, jones img for his next fix. He is most incoherent, but that just shows the damage that the jelly has caused to this once promising member of society. Whenever he isn't on the field, he's guarding over Dylan. Sponge Claus Team Rank: Private Bio: A loose cannon new recruit who mostly doesn't play by the team's rules. His recklessness mostly leads to his own failure. Super Sonic Sponge Team Rank: Private Bio: Another new recruit who is much like Sponge Claus, often teaming up with him during team affairs. Teddie Team Rank: Private Bio: A former Good Noodle. A once innocent member of Bikini Bottom, who had found herself embroiled in the team turmoil. She was once close friends with the Goofy Goober, Maxwell, but their differing opinions drove a wedge in their relationship and they went their separate ways on two different teams. She feels remorse over her actions but sees no way out of this lifestyle. The Crad Team Rank: Corporal Bio: A veteran member who had mostly stayed out of team conflict until now, feeling that if he couldn't beat them he may as well join them. He also hoped that his new reputation as a Jellyfish Hunter would help him with the ladies, but has had no such luck and currently drowns his sorrows in jelly. Tattletale Strangler Team Rank: Corporal Bio: A mysterious new member who has been brought into the team personally by Dylan to act as a medic for the team. He has been more or less loyal to the team thus far. Cha Team Rank: Corporal Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. She is a member with a pretty good reputation for herself as a caring team medic. She uses her charm and sweetness and references to get under her enemies' skin and take them out. These skills make her a valued member of the team, but some of her peers feel Jelly purposely chooses not to promote her. Dylan Team Rank: General Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. He is the current and self-proclaimed Director of the Community. He placed himself in this position following the conclusion of the Noodle-Krusher War and in the wake of the former Main Administrator, Calvin's, fall from power. He uses his power and influence to the benefit of the Jellyfish Hunters and has big plans in store for the Community as a whole once the Jellyfish Hunters have a firm hold on the city. Ash Star Team Rank: Private A fat, pink starfish who is sadly not the fattest, pinkest starfish in the Community. A loyal soldier, he vows to become the fattest and the pinkest by taking out his major competition in the form of Patrick Star. AW10 Team Rank: Major Bio: An outsider who is held in high regard for what he brings to the Jellyfish operation. He is an expert tracker who pinpoint the location of anybody who is unfortunate enough to become his prey. He also heads the division of hunters that hunt down the majestic jellyfish. CHOCOLATE!! Team Rank: Private Bio: A new recruit who mostly deals with the jelly side of business, working for the team as a dealer. As his name suggests, he's more addicted to chocolate than he actually is jelly. BubblegumDuchess Team Rank: Private Bio: The duchess of a faraway kingdom. She escaped the pampered life of royalty back home to experience life elsewhere, eventually falling in with the Jellyfish Hunters. She mostly handles team administrative duties and isn't too fond of Cha Mr. Madcatz Team Rank: Private Bio: A somewhat veteran member who is also Prince Darkstar's older brother. He was involved in some past troubles alongside his brother but has since gotten a second chance by joining the Jellyfish Hunters. He now tries to distance himself away from his younger sibling in hopes of not getting caught up in trouble yet again and costing him his spot on the team. The other team spawned from the Krusty Krushers, the more sophisticated Spy Buddies are a rather mysterious lot, preferring to lurk in the shadows as the other teams duke it out publicly. Led by the calculating SpongeSebastian, they are seen as the most feared of all the teams due to their shady business practices and frightening firepower. They possess formidable fighting ability akin to their Karate Chopper counterparts, but lack their brute strength, prompting the Spy Buddies to develop strategic minds for combat and operate in groups to make up for their low number of members. They mainly make bank off of smuggling weapons and various forms of robbery. Their main turf is the extravagant, upper class town of Bottoms Up, as well as the gated community of what used to be the squid utopia, Tentacle Acres. They also have a shared stake in the Commercial District, having a firm hold over both the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket. Members: SpoilerSpongeSebastian Team Rank: President Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. He was once a very influential member of Bikini Bottom until finding himself caught up in the town's team affairs. He founded the Spy Buddies for the sole purpose of being the be-all, end all in the Community. He uses his team's resources to gather information about all of the Community's denizens for the sake of using whatever information he finds to his benefit. He runs a tight ship and doesn't want word of his existence being known to the Community. CF Team Rank: Secretary Bio: A former Good Noodle. Another influential member of Bikini Bottom who found herself falling in with the wrong crowd as a means of making a living for herself. Despite her shyness and overall kindness and goodwill to her fellow citizens, she has found herself moving up the ranks along nicely (no pun intended), becoming one of team's few super spies. CNF1 Team Rank: Recruit Bio: A former Good Noodle with a bit of a potty who has made quite a name for himself due in part to his loyalty to his teams' cause, despite being seen as a rebel outside of the team. He is also one of the more skilled lower-ranked members. He seems to hold contempt for Dylan. Elastic Dog Team Rank: Chief Enforcer Bio: A former Good Noodle. He pretty much commands all the other enforcers and recruits during missions and is mostly seen as the Spy Buddies' attack dog. He is also responsible wi overseeing all the Spy Buddies' spy camera that they have placed all throughout their territory. Elastic is a bit unorthodox compared to his peers, but is highly regarded for his excellence in his trade. He is also an aspiring film maker, dabbling into snuff and porn from time to time for shits and giggles. Frosty Lemon Team Rank: Recruit Bio: A newly recruited outsider who brings his own set of unique skills to the table. Nobody else on the team seems to take kindly to his arrival but they have to learn to get used to him. Negi Spongie Team Rank: Enforcer Bio: A former Good Noodle. She is respected amongst the group for her loyalty. She feels she should be ranked higher and envies CF's position in the team. Whereas CF is kind hearted, Negi is more naughty than nice. Puppets Team Rank: Recruit Bio: Another new recruit who brings his own special technologically advanced skills to the Spy Buddies' equation. He is really reserved mostly keeps to himself. Sbnator Team Rank: Recruit Bio: A new recruit who is actually the byproduct of a top secret Spy Buddy experiment he reluctantly signed up for. He finds himself compelled to do the team's bidding and yearns for a way out so that he could return home. SecretBob StealerPants Team Rank: Recruit Bio: A former Good Noodle who strives to prove his worth to his fellow Spy Buddies and get himself promoted up the ranks. He specializes in espionage but is not exactly the best at what he does, which sometimes ruins his chances of getting that much sought after promotion. Shin Team Rank: Enforcer Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. He mostly answers to Elastic Dog and is also quite respected amongst his peers and feared amongst his enemies for his amazing fighting prowess. He is also the team's unofficial graffiti artist, renown for his artistic abilities. He lost contact with his former flame, She-Shin, at the conclusion of the Noodle-Krusher War and vows to use his Spy Buddy connections to reconnect with her. SpandyFanForever Team Rank: Recruit Bio: Another new recruit who wants to stand out on her own, but with so many other Spandy shippers around the Community, can she? Can she really? Super Game Man Team Rank: Recruit Bio: Another new recruit who, like his name suggests, is a super game man, using his gaming prowess to the benefit of the Spy Buddies. He is seen as being uptight by his peers and his newbness can rub off the wrong, even during missions. Terminoob Team Rank: Treasurer Bio: The former main administrator during the dying days of Bikini Bottom and the birth of the Community. He was ousted from the position by close friend and confidant, Calvin, after they had a falling out. He disappeared for years following his overthrow, leading some to believe he had been killed or was in hiding to plot revenge, but he would mysteriously make his presence known to the town's citizens once again during the tail-end of the Noodle-Krusher War. He would join forces with the Spy Buddies to offer them consultation and his knowledge, but some of their enemies believe he is only in the team in order to regain the power he had lost so long ago. As Treasurer, he mostly deals with and handles the team's budget. Due to his experience, he has become one of the few super spies of the team. William Leonard Team Rank: Recruit Bio: A former Good Noodle and a veteran member, despite his relatively low rank. Next to Shin, he is also one of the Spy Buddies' best hand-to-hand combat specialists, igniting a sort of friendly rivalry between the two Buddies. Clapward Team Rank: Public Relations Director Bio: A former Good Noodle. He was, and still is, a very influential member in the Community and is highly regarded for his leadership skills along with his knowledge of the ancient art of the Clap. His devilishly handsome good looks has also increased his renown around the Community, even enemy team members can't help but stare in awe at his visage. He had a past fling with the Jellyfish Hunter leader, Jelly, that ended badly and now the two seem to be at constant odds with each other. He currently heads the Spy Buddies' public relations department, working hard to make the team seem like a legitimate organization outside of their usual criminal activities. He is one of the team's super spies. Jjsthekid Team Rank: Vice President Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. He is also a very influential member in the Community, having been in a variety of leadership positions before and is constantly seen as the most respected of the lot. He is the acting President of the Spy Buddies in order to cover for SpongeSebastian, who chooses to remain a ghost to the Community. Despite his vast experience and the amount of respect he gets, he finds himself annoyed at the fact that he is always finding himself playing second banana to someone who should be below him on the totem pole, but nevertheless, he takes everything in as they come. He is also a super spy. The other team spawned from the Good Noodles, the Goofy Goobers are often seen as the weakest of all the teams, but they try to make up for their weaknesses by roaming all together to intimidate others as a team. Led by the sinful E.V.I.L. they proclaim that they practice the martial art of "the power within!" Whatever that's supposed to be. They are mostly made up of a bunch of con artists who can't hold their own in a straight-up fight but uses their numbers, intelligence and wit to back themselves out of a fight, but when they do get their hands dirty, it's always as a team. They mainly make bank off of pornography and their own poorly operated protection rackets. Their main turf is the seedy, corrupt neighboring town of Rock Bottom. They also share control over the Commercial District with the Spy Buddies, having a firm hand on Goofy Goober's, which acts as their main base in Bikini Bottom, Glove World and the various Weenie Hut locations. Members: SpoilerE.V.I.L. Team Rank: Boss Bio: The leader of the Goofy Goobers and a former Krusty Krusher, having arrived to the Community from New Kelp City and joined the Krusty Krushers as their war with the Good Noodles raged on. He left New Kelp City because he felt the city was too small for him and his plans among plans and decided to take his gifts elsewhere. He fought his way to power before founding the Goofer Goobers. He sees himself as a savior for all the people who feel powerless through the Community's dark times and feels the Goofy Goobers do the citizens a service by catering to all their needs and desires. Behind this facade, however, lies a darker evil. He preaches that an even newer age is dawning upon the Community and that everybody shall dance upon the ashes of their city along with him. After all, good things come to those who believes in E.V.I.L. Ghost Team Rank: Soldier Bio: A new recruit who seeks to prove that he is a good earner for the team. Some believe he is an extremely skilled user of the "power within" while others believe he is actually dead and brought back as an actual ghost to serve the Goofy Goobers' cause, which would explain his undying loyalty to the team. PatBack Team Rank: Capo Bio: A former Good Noodle and a member from New Kelp City who came to the Community for a new beginning, but had apparently never heard about the town's raunchiness and team struggle beforehand. He is quite conservative and dislikes anything profane and violent, but has ironically found himself becoming quite a high-ranking member for the Community's sleaziest team that makes profit off of vice crimes. Because of his ways and lifestyle, he is mostly hated by everyone, even members of his own team. He has made it this far just with his strategic mind alone, not faring too well in actually brawls and battles. SpongeMaxwell Team Rank: Wannabe Bio: A former Good Noodle. SpongeMaxwell is a sponge who finds himself dreaming for acceptance from one gang or another. He tried everything in his power to join the Karate Choppers but was always denied membership. He eventually approached the Goofy Goobers for a spot on their team but found himself being entrenched in their unnecessarily long "verification process", which is basically a long try-out of him doing nothing and, at most, menial work until the higher-ups feel he's ready to "be made". He sees himself as a karate master and always takes the time to gloat about his fighting skills. He was closely associated with Teddie in the past but their differences drove a wedge between them and they went their separate ways. Hayden Team Rank: Fringe Bio: A former Krusty Krusher. The epitome of sleaze, he is a veteran member who has made a name for himself outside of regular team activity. The Goofy Goobers desperately want have him made but Hayden finds himself reluctant to fall back into the team lifestyle after all the atrocities he's seen during past conflicts. Despite this reluctance to be made, he still helps the Goobers out from time to time. Lain Team Rank: Made Man Bio: A newly made man who wants to prove that the Goofy Goobers made a good decision in having him made. However, his muteness makes him hard to understand. Martincek Team Rank: Made Man Bio: A recently made outsider who brings his skill and expertise to team in order to make the Goobers seem like more of a threat. He is a lot like PatBack when it comes to his morals and he's very by-the-book, but he does his best not to draw the ire of his fellow Goobers. Sandycheeksisawesome Team Rank: Soldier Bio: Another recently member who is absolutely infatuated and obsessed with Sandy Cheeks, even going so far as to stalk her around town. He isn't inconspicuous so Sandy is more than aware of his presence. She-Shin Team Rank: Hardcore Bio: A member of the Goofy Goobers who was previously linked to Shin before they lost contact with each other at the conclusion of the Noodle-Krusher War. She wasn't a Krusher then, but she stood by her man. They were separated in the chaos of the fights and she wound up getting herself amnesia. She only remembers her name through a private message Shin had sent her before they lost each other and she vows to locate the man who wrote the message to her. She would later fall in with the Goofy Goobers, believing that E.V.I.L. would bring her to her beloved, but they are in fact using her for her fighting abilities in order to garner them a more serious rep. Box Team Rank: Hardcore Bio: A former Krusty Krusher whose priorities are conflicted. He wants to remain loyal to his team and continue to make doubloons to support his family but finds those loyalties tested when his family want him to leave the team lifestyle and come back home to make an honest man out of himself. Box is an admirer of classical music, always preferring to listen to Beethoven and Mozart when performing team activities. He is highly and vocally adamant against Aquatic Nuggets' high position in the team, feeling that he isn't deserving of his rank. This causes a lot of friction between them and lowers Box's stock in the gang. Chocolate Without Nuts Team Rank: Soldier Bio: A member who was denied entry into the Jellyfish Hunters and settled with the Goofy Goobers instead. He mostly specializes with the narcotics that the Goobers try to sling around town, but always find himself and his sales miles short of the Hunters and their jelly. Old Man Jenkins (OMJ) Team Rank: Capo Bio: The former leader of the Krusty Krushers who is trying to save face after their collapse. He is another influential member who is revered for the way he conducts business for his teams, be it Krushers or Goobers, always trying to go that extra mile in order to ensure himself and his team a good pay day. He is always trying to break people's wills and compel them to fall into their vices in order to further fund the Goofy Goobers. He's embarrassed over his past failures as the KK leader, feeling he isn't capable of being in such a high position of power, preferring to settle into his rank as Goober Capo. As former Krusher leader, he was quite feared for his strength and hand-to-hand combat abilities, but he only relies on his strength when necessary. Aquatic Nuggets Team Rank: Underboss Bio: A former Good Noodle who has quickly risen up the ranks and into the high position that he is in now. He acts out E.V.I.L.'s will and commands the other Goobers in his stead, being rivaled in power and influence only by Teen J. He is quite reckless in his ambitions to get the Goofy Goober name out there, but finds those ambitions haltered thanks to his Goobers' weak reputation and inability to be taken seriously. His quick rise to power has drawn the ire of fellow Goober, Box, who feels Aqua is not deserving of the title of Underboss. Aqua is currently lobbying for a truce with the Jellyfish Hunters in hopes of starting an alliance between the two teams. Teen J Team Rank: Consigliere Bio: A former Good Noodle who acts as E.V.I.L.'s most trusted advisor and as such, has plenty of influence over the running of the team. Unlike his counterpart, Aqua, he wants the Goofy Goobers to stay as is, feeling that they don't need anymore power than they already have, feeling it would only corrupt them, and is quite content with the team's current situation. He joined up with the Goobers in order to genuinely and truly help the citizens of the Community who found their lives ruined by the team conflicts. His good intentions clash with the other Goobers' motives of moving up the team ladder and finds himself at constant odds with a lot of his peers. PatBack seems to be one of the few who respects his way of running things. Despite his mindset, he is still doing the town more bad than good. Steel Sponge Team Rank: Capo Bio: The former leader of the Good Noodles who has a death wish. An influential member who has been around since the beginning, he has witnessed and been apart of a lot of messed up shit throughout his entire time in the Community and seeks an end to this pitiful existence he finds himself in. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't walk away from the team lifestyle, even after the Good Noodles collapsed under his leadership. He realizes that he can't fight his nature and will never be able to drop his flags and go clean, resolving that he'd rather die doing something he's been doing all these years just to keep himself alive, fighting. Despite their previous conflicts as opposing leaders, he gets along rather nicely with his fellow capo, OMJ. Acidic Dragon Team Rank: Soldier Bio: A former Good Noodle who strives to prove the he too is a good earner. He insists that he is, in fact, a dragon, but that might just be the sea weed and jelly talking. Smiling Hawaiian Team Rank: Hardcore Bio: A somewhat veteran member who acts as the Goobers' chief enforcer. He is mostly seen at OMJ's side with OMJ joking that Smiling Hawaiian is like some weird love child he would have with Sauce Mama. Blobers Team Rank: Soldier Bio: A fairly new member who seems to worship the domestic terrorist, Whale Blubber, going so far as to fashion his name after the troll. Prologue - Wandering SpongeBob was awaken by his usual alarm one morning and went about his daily morning routine. He realizes that he is once again running late for work and that the starving breakfast crowd will be causing all sorts of ruckus once he arrives. "Darn, late again," he muttered to himself. "The customers won't be so forgiving of me if I keep going on like this." He runs to the bathroom to take a shower but the water has been shut off. "Gary, did you forget to pay the water bill again," SpongeBob yelled at the top of his longs. Gary simply replied, "Meow." SpongeBob makes his way out of the bathroom, deciding on just skipping a shower for the fifth day in a row. "Gary the Snail, I don't care if you even have outstanding debts to King Neptune, himself, it was your turn to pay the bills last month!" "Meow," Gary snidely remarked. "Hey, my restaurant does, indeed, make money! Don't you go slandering the good Krusty Krab nam-," SpongeBob suddenly stops himself as if he had realized something. "Oh dear Neptune, I'm turning into Mr. Krabs." "Meeeow." "You remark like it's a bad thing. Mr. Krabs, Neptune bless his pickle, was one of Bikini Bottom's richest men back during the glory days." "Mow." "You'll see one day when I'm on the cover of fancy living digest." SpongeBob digs through his hamper of old, worn out and dirty clothes and just slaps on whatever he finds before heading out back to his garage. SpongeBob went out of his way to finally obtain his license since simply walking around on the streets have proven to be very dangerous nowadays. Violence and chaos could break out anywhere at anytime and the severely crippled police force simply let's most of these occurrences run their course, hell, some even take bribes to turn the other cheek. Crime is at an all-time high in the city of what used to be Bikini Bottom. When the Good Noodles and Krusty Krushers divided amongst themselves, the anarchy quadrupled and the carnage started mounting up. The teams were on the rise as innocent civilians trembled and crumbled in their wake. "I don't know where I'd be without you, Boaty," SpongeBob asked himself as he began to wax off his boat mobile, showing off the many holes, dings and other body scars that adorns it. "Well, another day, another nickel. Really. Story of my life." SpongeBob got in and started up his vehicle before heading out down the street towards the Krusty Krab 2. His neighbor and best friend, Patrick Star, rose up from his rock to quickly put his garbage out before the shots started ringing out, but took the time to greet SpongeBob. "Hey SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way," Patrick exclaimed, waving at SpongeBob. SpongeBob waves back and brakes, "But Patrick, I always go to work this way." "You should be heading back home, man. I heard on the news that some messed up crap is going down at the Commercial District," Patrick warned. "I have to make a living somehow, Pat. I can't just stay at home fearing for my life all day." "Why not? It's done me wonders." "Face it, Pat, nowhere's safe if you think about it. Not even your own home. Just ask Squidward," SpongeBob reminded before pointing at Squidward's burned house. "Poor Squidward. He got it real bad." "He was lucky enough to get out with his life. But those Choppers did take away something important to him, though." "What?" Patrick asked with a curious look on his face. "His clarinet," SpongeBob replied. "Damn. Well, good luck out there, you're gonna need it." "It's gonna take more than luck out there, Pat. Much more," SpongeBob said with a sigh before pulling out down the road again as Patrick ducked and covered under his rock. SpongeBob continue wandering the road, wondering whether how good or bad his day may be today. It seemed so long ago that yesterday was his best day ever considering he got to work, made some dough and made it back again relatively unscathed. But each day brings a new challenge one way or another, and today seemed to be no different. After driving down the road for about two minutes, he saw a couple of figures out in the distance. There were 3 of them, all adorned in blue clothing. No doubt about it, they were Jellyfish Hunters. SpongeBob considered turning back now, but the Hunters had already caught sight of him and waved him down. Turning back now, could prove to be futile. With no other choice, he kept moving forward before stopping his boat next to them. "Is there a problem down the road, guys," SpongeBob nervously asked, his voice obviously cracking from the pressure. One of the hunters went up to the driver's window and leaned against the door, it was The Crad. "Nah, there ain't much going on down there, really. But there's plenty of business to be had right here." "What do you mean," SpongeBob gulped. "I mean this is a toll. Your tail fin has to pay the price to stroll on by." "How much?" One of the other hunters, Chrdrenkmann, came up by the passenger's side. "500 doubloonies ShitBob. Or are we gonna have ourselves another disagreement like your neighbor friend?" Sweat began to run down SpongeBob's face. "Of course not! I mean, it's pretty steep, but-" The third hunter pushed The Crad aside and hit SpongeBob in the head with what looked to be a clarinet. "BUTT NOTING," SOF shouted out. "you pat, you leave. got it?" "I'm sorry, I didn't quite-" Before SpongeBob could finish his sentence, The Crad slammed the hood of his boat with his staff to get SpongeBob's attention before sticking it at the sponge's face. "What he meant to say is that you either pay leave, or you can just leave in a fucking body bag!" "But I don't quite have 500 doubloons on me, at this time, of course but if you give me time to go back and-" SOF plopped some jelly on the hood of SpongeBob's boat mobile and proceeded to snort it up using the clarinet before focusing back to SpongeBob. "you shoulder came peppered." "A lesson must be learned," Chrd exclaimed. "Perhaps we should cut off his hand," Crad inquired. "no we did last tim bit grew back," SOF reminded him. Chrd grabs SpongeBob by the collar and pulls him towards his staff. "Then how about the head? We can fillet it into the ground and show everyone we mean business!" Before things could get anymore grim, a couple of throwing stars nail the side of SpongeBob's boat. Crad let's him go as he and the other hunters turn to see where the stars came from. Right as they turn around, more stars came shooting their way but SOF and Crad manage to block them all with some well calculated counter moves with their staffs. The Crad pulls his staff at the Karate Choppers who made an attempt at their lives. "Who you?! you elastic?!" SOF furiously asked. The Karate Choppers; Metal Snake, Sabre and CDCB carefully approached the Jellyfish Hunters with their throwing stars and swords out. "Not quite," Metal answered. "What in the hell do you pussies think you're doing here? This here's our turf!" Crad shouted out with no sign of backing down. CD smirked and shrugged Crad's hostilities off, "And? We do what whatever we want wherever we damn well please." "that's wht yo think. K?" SOF declared before charging at CD with his staff. Sabre intercepts him and blocks his attack with his sword before going on the counterattack. SOF and Sabre went at it as CD charged Crad while his guard was done, kicking him against SpongeBob's car. "Never keep your eye off your enemies," CD lectured before getting knocked in the head by Chrd's staff, disorienting him. "Just you and me, then," Metal told Crad before flying at him with a kick. Crad dodge rolled out of the way as the force of Metal Snake's kick knocks SpongeBob's boat mobile back a little. CD regains his footing and engages Chrd in combat as Metal Snake and Crad slug it out. Sparks fly as their swords and staffs clashed with each other. SpongeBob attempts to reverse back but his vehicle is stuck on brake. A stray throwing star barely misses his head before getting stuck on his headrest. "Mother of pearl," SpongeBob shouted as a hail of bullets began to rain down around the hunters and choppers. A good distance away, a couple of Spy Buddies stood on rooftops armed with some high-powered sniper rifles. The shots take both the Jellyfishers and Karate Choppers by surprise. "Quite a situation we have on our hands here, Mr. Shin," Elastic Dog remarked. "Most unpleasant, Mr. Elastic. Like when Gangnam Style became a thing," Shin replied. They continue shooting, taking down both Chrdrenkmann and Sabre in doing so, as well as popping one of SpongeBob's tires. "What's the meaning of this," Metal shouted towards CD as he went to carry off an injured Sabre from the battlefield. "pick em up. We split!" SOF ordered Crad, leaving him to retrieve the injured Chrdrenkmann. SpongeBob managed to get his boat mobile to reverse and peels back home for his life. A purple van full of Goofy Goobers pulled up behind the derelict remains of the original Krusty Krab, looking on as the two Spy Buddies continue launching their attacking. "We can take them, I'm sure," Maxwell says half-heartedly. "We should just hold back, this time. You know, let those idiots kill each other and all that," PatBack suggested. "This is why no one here takes us seriously. We barely ever get in on the action." "Are you that eager to die, Max? Don't be a fool trying to be some sort of hero." A third female Goober appeared, "That secret Asian man looks pretty cute :3" "Get your hormones in check, She-Shin," PatBack says with disgust. "Live to fight another day. That's our motto. Say it with me now." She-Shin reclines back into her seat, still checking Shin out, "I just love the way he handles that gun." "That's just disgusting," PatBack remarked. He reverses the van and they drive off back to their own turf. SpongeBob returns home, his boat even more damaged by today's events. He hastily backs it into the garage and slams the garage door down. He sighs to himself, disappointed at not even being able to make it to the restaurant. "All in a day's work....Yeah, right." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 A few days have gone by since SpongeBob's close encounter with the team members. It was stuck in his mind and was haunting his dreams, but he had a restaurant to upkeep and hungry people to serve because Neptune knows they weren't gonna have any luck going into Goober territory unscathed to do some simple shopping. SpongeBob looked out his window cautiously, "I'm better off taking the bus at this rate." "Meow," Gary blurted nonchalantly. "You weren't there, Gary, and pray to Neptune you won't find yourself in a situation like it." A bus arrived in front of SpongeBob's lawn. He put on his hat before heading on out. "I'll see you after work, Gary! Don't go trashing the place anymore than it already is while I'm gone." He quickly rushed onto the bus and took a seat near the front, not wanting to go anywhere near the raunchy back of the bus where Neptune knows what goes on back there judging from broken pipes, jars and condoms. There were about 8 other people scattered around the bus, most likely for the same purpose as SpongeBob. SpongeBob looked out the window and saw many people making their living on the streets, no doubt as a result of the teams' wrath. Men, women and children struggled to stay alive out in the cold, cruel world that their surroundings have become. The men would try to make an honest living for themselves and their families but would more than likely find themselves doing all sorts of dirty work on the wrong side of the law, almost always resulting in their untimely demise one way or another. The women, whose husbands have mostly died at this point, would give themselves to the teams for money. The teams would use them for all the chump change they're worth before getting disposed of. The children would fall into the bad crowd and inevitably join a team for some sense of entitlement, throwing caution to the wind and die young. "Things just keep getting worse," SpongeBob muttered to himself. "It'll take a miracle for this hell hole to get back to where it once was." The bus stopped in front of a decrepit restaurant with a #2 hanging by a thread on the roof. "Well, back to the old grind," SpongeBob told himself before hopping off the bus. The part of town where the Krusty Krab 2 was situated at was Spy Buddy country. The Spy Buddies kept a very close eye on all the things going on in their territory. SpongeBob also paid them protection money to help keep the Krusty Krab 2 safe, but considering the restaurant's renown, it didn't stop other teams from trying to muscle in on a slice of its pie. SpongeBob entered the premises and greeted his customers with a smile on his face. Nothing brought SpongeBob more joy than serving up smiles. The people here saw him as a saint, bringing them food and other nourishment at very reasonable prices. A far cry from that old, cheap ass Mr. Krabs. "SpongeBob, me boy! Where the barnacle have ye been all this time," Mr. Krabs asked somewhat furiously, waving his only claw at SpongeBob. With Squidward in the hospital, it's been only me upholding this place!" Mr. Krabs built up a lot of debt with the Spy Buddies and only pissed them off even more by acquiring the Goofy Goobers' services for protecting his restaurant, the original Krusty Krab. The Goofy Goobers did come in cheap but their protection was absolutely deplorable as the Spy Buddies took it upon themselves to punish Krabs for wronging them by cutting off his claw, taxing him of his fortune and burning down his restaurant, his pride and joy. His only means of steady money, the only thing he had left that was worth living for. "I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs. I ran into some trouble and had to keep low for a while. You know how it is-" "I know it all too well, boy," Mr. Krabs blurted out. "I know it all too well but that doesn't keep me from coming back here to do my civil duty. SpongeBob, these customers look up to you like King Neptune, himself. The least you could do is be here for them to look up at." "I'll try and take that to heart, sir." "Be happy that you have something to live for, boy. Remember that." "I remember it everyday, sir." October 3, 2012, Jelly Factory, Jellyfish Fields, 5:23 pm Person, Cha and Sponge Claus were concocting some jelly in the jelly labs. "This is a lot of Jello we're sitting on here," Person commented. Sponge Claus slapped some jelly inside a jar and placed it inside a box holding many similar jars of jelly, " I heard that Dylan secured us a deal with some mooks up in NKC. "Or what's left of it," Cha remarked. "Bu then again, the people in control up there have a much firmer hand over everything compared to how crap in run down here." "One thing's for sure, this deal is big," Sponge Claus lets out with excitement. "Could bring in all sorts of doubloons our way." Another hunter entered the lab. It was Ooofy. She approaches the three other hunters, "I received orders from Crushing Mayhem, who was ordered to carry this out from Jelly, that she wants us to soldier out to Conch Street and check in on some outstanding debts by one of the assholes living there." "When will these dipshits learn," Person asked with disdain. "But whatever gets me some action other than being crammed in here all day doing a whole lot of nothing." Cha puts her jar down, "Conch Street? Isn't that close to where Chrd got shot up at the other day?" "Yeah, which is why Jelly wants four of us marching out there. We watch each other's backs, take what we came there for and head on back," Ooofy informs them, readying her staff. "And what does Jelly plan on doing about that little mess? This is our territory and those prick choppers have no right soldiering onto hunter territory. What, with no truce, no parley," Sponge Claus lashed out. Ooofy tries calming him down, "Crushing says they'll get their's soon and everybody else for that matter. Once this whole business up North goes through, we'll have more than enough resources to bring the fight to those red bastards." "Good, because those bastards have another thing fucking coming if they think they'll get away with this." Sponge Claus said. Cha and Person grab their staffs as Cha asks, "Which house are we hitting up?" "Can't miss it," Ooofy assures them. October 3, 2012, Road to Conch Street, Residential District, 8:37 pm SpongeBob was back on the bus following a hard day's work. "26 doubloons isn't a bad intake for today," SpongeBob tells himself as he stares out the window. "Who the heck am I kidding. I'll be lucky to make I through the week." Just then he toiled that a bright orange aura began to fill the dark night sky. He turns his head in the direction the light is emanating from and is shocked to see that his home is up in flames. "MY HOUSE," he cried before stopping the bus to run over there. A bunch of hysterical neighbors were crowded around the blazing inferno, waiting for the fire department to arrive. "Gary?! Gary, where are you?!" SpongeBob yelled out as he ran closer to the flames. Patrick approached SpongeBob from behind to pull him back from getting any closer, "SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way!" "I have to make sure he's safe!" Patrick continues pulling him back, "It was hunters, SpongeBob! He's not, trust me." "GARYYYYY!" A fire truck finally arrives as SpongeBob looks on the carnage that was once his home. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauce Mama Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Poor Spongebob. Ya done good on this, OMJ. Keep it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCM Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 You're back to writing lits, OMJ? Thank God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 7, 2013 Author Share Posted January 7, 2013 We see SpongeBob and Patrick surveying the damage to SpongeBob's home as the fire crews are close to extinguishing the flames. In the distance, further down the road, a blue boat mobile pulls up as if surveying the disaster. Driving the vehicle is Person with Cha riding shotgun. Sponge Claus and Ooofy are seated in the back seats. They look on in shock and awe over what had transpired. "Who the hell went and did that," a puzzled Ooofy asked. "Was it one of the other hunters," Cha added. Person squinted to get a better perspective on things down there, "It's awfully close to place we're supposed to shakedown." "No way," Sponge Claus said to his fellow hunters. "We would've known. Crushing Mayhem would've briefed us on this shit. He wouldn't send two different groups to the exact same place." "And that house wasn't on the short list," Ooofy added. Sponge Claus clenched his fist, "Son of a bitch, must've been another team. Must be those Choppers, fucking snakes. Tying to push in our turf and take our clients!" Cha, in an attempt to refocus the group, asks, "What do we do now?" "I think-," Person lets out before being cut off by Claus. "We do what we came here to fucking do, no questions asked!" "Yeah," Ooofy concurred. "We can't turn back now. This came straight from Jelly, herself. And I don't want to have to deal with her when she's pissed." Claus grabbed hold of his staff, " Besides, we need to remind these morons just who it is they answer to here." They proceeded to peel off towards Conch Street as Patrick continues to restrain SpongeBob. "Let go of me, Patrick! I need to make sure that Gary is still okay!" "Look at it, SpongeBob! Look at it! I hate to be the one to tell you this, but he's gone! It's all gone..." "Who, Pat," SpongeBob asked his friend as tears ran down his eyes. "Who would've done this? I may not have paid the bills, but I paid the protection money. Gary always told me he was in debt to the Goofy Goobers but I thought nothing of it. Why didn't I take him seriously?! Why Patrick?!" "How should I know?" "MOTHERFUCKERS," a voice yelled out from behind. The sound of static could be heard as SpongeBob and Patrick turned around to see Sponge Claus, Person, Cha and Ooofy ruthlessly shock the already frightened onlookers and fire fighters into submission with their staffs. "You dipshits shouldn't have messed with us," Sponge Claus continued. Person finishes off a fire fighter, "This here is Hunter turf!" Ooofy puts one of SpongeBob and Patrick's neighbors to death like an electric chair, "Don't you barnacle heads ever forget that! You answer to us!" Cha catches sight of SpongeBob and Patrick. She blushes a bit after locking eyes with Patrick, but quickly retains her composure and points her staff at them. "There he is," she cried to her fellow hunters. They all charged towards the duo. Sponge Claus and Person knocked SpongeBob aside with their staffs as Cha and Ooofy takes Patrick down with a few shocking stingers from their own? "Patrick-" SpongeBob tried to cry out before getting stung by Person. "Shut your fucking piehole," Person barks before stinging SpongeBob some more. "That was for Hillenburg, you filthy piece of yellow-bellied shit." Sponge Claus looks towards Patrick with a grin on his face, "So this is the schmuck that's got Jelly's panties all wound up in a twist? How disappointing." Patrick tried pleading for his life, "Hey, I told you guys that I'd have the money by tomorrow for sure!" Ooofy kicks him in the gut, "That what you told us the last three times. You should consider yourself lucky enough Cha gave you more than three chances." "But I do have the money-" "Then what difference is a few more hours gonna make," Person asked. "I suggest you cough it now or else your friend here is gonna lose more than just his house tonight." "What? His virginity," Sponge Clause snidely asks. "Fuck off," Person shoots back. Cha begins to have cold feet and lowers her staff, "Guys, maybe we should give him until morning to pay his dues." "Are you high, Cha," Ooofy asks with agitation. "He's had his chances." "It's just that-" Sponge Claus cuts her off, "Get over your little starfish fetish and get your priorities straight, Cha!" "Yeah Cha, take your head out of the jelly and come back down to our level," Person added. "You're a Jellyfish Hunter. We give no second chance, let alone four." The anger, pain and sorrow had reached it's boiling point inside SpongeBob and in a sudden flurry of rage, he knocked away Person's staff landed a few stiff shots to his body before roundhouse kicking him in the face. "What the," Sponge Claus lets out in disbelief before charging at SpongeBob with his staff. Claus swings his staff at SpongeBob four times, each blow being blocked thanks to SpongeBob's karate prowess. He ignites the stingers on his staff before lunging at the sponge, who manages to dodge it, causing Claus to accidentally sting a disoriented Person instead. Taking advantage of this distraction, he lands three calculated shots to Claus' gut, bringing him to his knees before karate chopping him square (ha) in the forehead, knocking Claus out. "You damn pussies," Ooofy blurts out in disdain for her fallen comrades before pouncing at SpongeBob with a few shots of her own. She lands four good shots on him and decides to turn on the stingers for the fifth. SpongeBob catches the electrifying staff end with his bare hand, sending thousands of volts through his body before finally collapsing to the ground from the shock. "Don't try and be a hero, fucking lightweight." Before she could go for the kill, Patrick tackles Ooofy from behind, knocking the staff out of her grasp. He pounds her a few times before getting sand mushed into his face, blinding him. Despite this temporary handicap, he continues to keep Ooofy down, prompting Cha to finally intervene on her team's behalf and stings Patrick to the ground. She elbows him in the back for good measure and sits atop him, taking some pleasure in doing so. Ooofy gets up and regains her footing before retrieving her staff. She batters up as if getting ready to bash Patrick's head in, "Now it's time you pay...in blood." Cha, growing concerned for Patrick's well-being, pretends to get knocked off his back, allowing Patrick the opportunity to move out of the way as Ooofy went for the kill. "DAMN IT CHA," Ooofy scolded before going back on the offensive. She whacks Patrick a few times but the sound of sirens interrupts their scuffle as two cop cars starts rolling in from the distance. "Crap, it's the fuzz," Cha warned to Ooofy. "Damn it. Help me grab these two idiots. We can't take them on our own'" Ooofy ordered before knocking Patick aside with her staff. "Consider yourself even more lucky than you already were, for now." Ooofy and Cha collect the fallen Person and Sponge Claus before taking off in their boat mobile right as the police arrive. One of the two police boats chase after the Jellyfish Hunters as the other police boat pulls up on Conch Street. A figure in deep sea scuba gear exited the driver's seat before tending to the wounded. When the cop gets to SpongeBob, he begins regaining consciousness. He catches a glimpse of the cop and recognizes who it is. "...San...dy...," SpongeBob quietly asks before slipping out of consciousness again. October 3, 2012, Goofy Goober's, Commercial District, 11:56 pm Acidic Dragon and Ghost are siting at the bar, downing some root kelp floats and getting tipsy off it. PatBack approaches them. "I hope you two dealt with that bothersome snail," PatBack asks them. "The superiors aren't gonna be pleased if we miss another pick-up AGAIN." "Don't worry, Pat Man," Ghost reassures. "*HIC* We flew up in there and blew that put away! Acid was all up there with his dragon thing and I watched. You know, like we usually do shit, nah earn?" "That's good to hear, a little too good," PatBack remarks before walking off towards the bathroom. Acidic Dragon gulped down his ninth root kelp float and let's out a belch before asking, "What were we supposed to do?" Ghost merely shrugs before motioning towards the waiter, "Oh waiteeeerrrr! Whose forum do I have to haunt to get a cold banana split around here?!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I can't believe I haven't seen this yet! This is fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crushingmayhem Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 I like how you put the characters into good roles. The development of the story seems good so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyLemon Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 This is awesome, I wonder how the users that you've already added are reacting to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 October 4, 2013, The Weenie Hut, Commercial District, 12:45 am We see Fred Rechid and his friend, Tom Smith, entering the club's premises after a seemingly long, hard day at work. Fred is looking rather reluctant to go any further as strippers dance around their poles for groups of very satisfied-looking customers. "Well, isnt this place great or what," Tom asks. "Its everything I imagined and more. I cant believe they made THIS out of some old ass kiddie place like Weenie Hut Jr.'s." "You could use yourself a lap dance, my friend." "Oh, I couldn't. I-I...don't have the money on me." "Bullshit! Hell, I'll treat you to one. Which fine piece of tailfin do you like to tug on in particular," Tom asks, looking around the room. "Don't worry, I'll just get myself a drink at the bar." "Shit man, you don't know what you're missing out on here," Tom remarks before heading to the backrooms. Fred heads to the bar for a drink and is greeted by a Goofy Goober, Box, who is working the bar. "Ah, a new customer," Box said with delight. "Here to 'fancy our wares', weary traveller?" "I don't know," Fred replies nervously. "I heard so much about this place, but-" "But what? Certainly you're not thinking about leaving this fine establishment without getting your full money's worth." "No, the girls here look mighty fine and all, but its just that...I have a wife and two kids at home." Box laughs at Fred's loyalty to his family, "Are you shitting me, man?" Fred looks at Box perplexed, "Excuse me?" A voice from behind belted out, "Box, please, don't patronize the customers." Fred turns around to see a rather stoic individual who is pretty up there in years. The man takes a seat on the stool next to Fred. He places some doubloons on the counter. "A round of root kelp floats for me and me friend here, Box," the man orders with a slight 'surfer accent'. "Coming right up-" The man cuts Box off, "Hold the bananas." Box nods his, "Sure thing, sir." Fred just stares at the man confused, "Do I even know you?" "You might've heard of me. The name's Jenkins." "Jenkins? As in 'Old Man Jenkins'," Fred asked looking rather confused. "You look different from the last time I saw you." "Well, Old Man Jenkins has that tendency to just change it up from episode to episode but I'm not that Jenkins." "You're not?" "Nope but I knew the senile, old fart. He used to run his own crew back in the day. The Mild Ones or some stupid shit like that. Dumbass sumbitches thought they could fuck with me and my own band of brothers. You might know them too, the Krusty Krushers." Fred nearly jumped up in his seat, realizing something, "I know you now, you're OMJ, the old KK leader!" "Riiight! Box, give this guy his reward!" Box slammed a glass full of root kelp and slid it over the counter towards Fred, looking pretty reluctant to take it now. "But the SBC News reported you were dead after the Battle for Bikini Bottom," Fred exclaims, looking as if he just saw a ghost. OMJ downs his root kelp float, "Oh, I'm very much alive. After all, life is for the living and shit." "We'll, if you would excuse me, I have to go get my frien-" "You're not going anywhere, friend," OMJ interrupts. "Not until you, yourself, live a little." "I appreciate the sentiment, but I should really get back home. I have a wife two sons to look after and I need to stay frosty for the trip," rig as he went to get up from his stool, Box reaches over the counter and places a hand on his shoulder to hold Fred down. OMJ rubs his hand over his face and through his hair, deep in thought, not amused at what Fred is trying to say. He puts his hands together before spinning in his stool, facing himself towards Fred. "Everyone...has a vice," OMJ gets up from his stool and towers over Fred with his presence before taking a step back. "You just have to take a step back from reality. You work hard, you deserve to enjoy your life. So take a drink, have a smoke. So what you spend some time away from your family? Why, your parents weren't there all the time. You turned out alright, didn't you" Another Goober, Lain, walks up grabbing Fred by his other shoulder, firmly restraining him. On contact, Fred stops struggling with the Goobers and takes a look down on the counter towards the drink Box had prepared for him before looking back at OMJ. "Exactly! Don't feel bad," OMJ slips the drink closer to Fred. "So go ahead! Tip one back." Lain lets go of Fred and slips a joint into his mouth as Box puts a lighter on the counter. "Light one up," OMJ implies with a smirk on his face. "Hell," Fred grabs the lighter and spends a good couple of seconds contemplating over what to do next. He finally ignites the lighter and uses it to light up the joint. He takes a few puffs before exhaling a cloud of smoke from his mouth. "I'm not telling you anything that you don't already know." Ocotber 4, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 2:22 am SpongeBob awakens to find himself in some unfamiliar surroundings. He was in a daze but was able to make out that he was in what looked like a jail cell. He stumbled out of the unkempt bed he was placed in and crawled towards the iron bars that held him captive. "Hey, what the heck is the meaning of this?! I didn't do anything wrong," he shouted at the top of his lungs. "I'm a sponge!!" He proceeded to shake the bars furiously in a piss poor attempt the bend them open, but knowing this little square dude, good luck with that. However, his shaking caused the jail door to precariously slide open, not having been locked at all from the get-go. SpongeBob notices this about a few minutes after before proceeding out of the cell with caution. He slowly made his way though the precinct, eventually reaching the front offices where to figures could be seen standing around outside what looked to be the interrogation room, peering in through the two-way window. SpongeBob proceeds to make a move on the two but before he could knock them out with some chops, something grabbed his wrist, pulling him back and sending him away a good couple of feet. "Whoa there, little square dude," the mysterious force shouted from behind. "What the," SpongeBob ponders as he looks at his, noticing a rope had been lassoed onto his arm. He looks down the end of the rope to see that it was Sandy who stooped him. "Sandy?" "The one and only," she replies with pride. SpongeBob runs up to hug her but the two other figures notice what's going on and pounce on him to hold down SpongeBob. Sandy approaches them, taking back her lasso. The two people holding down SpongeBob are revealed to be Officers John and Nancy of the old Bikini Bottom Police. Sandy motions for them to let. Go of SpongeBob. "Whoa there, officers," she shouted. "He's not a threat! Let him go!" "But wasn't he just about to attack us," Officer John asks. "He's been through a lot tonight. He just woke up from a perpetual shock-induced coma.," Sandy pleas. "He's a friend. I mean, you saw his handiwork on those Jellyfish Hunters?" John and Nancy release SpongeBob from their firm grasps. SpongeBob tries to catch his breath as Sandy tends to him. "SpongeBob, I'm sorry. Once we found received word, I just had to get down as fast as I could. I just wasn't fast enough...," Sandy tells him regretfully. "Don't be hard on yourself, Sandy. I'm sure you did all you could. You're not to blame." "You were in a pretty bad way when we got there. You alright?" "I'm fine, Sandy. Don't worry. Where's Patrick?" "Well, he was pretty messed up too, but we treated his stings and burns too and sent him to officer's lounge to regain his strength, you know, by clearing us all out of our food." "Dahahah! That's Patrick for ya." "Look, about Gary-" "I know he's dead, Sandy, I'm not stupid...No need to rub more salt into my wounds." "I'm sorry-" "Don't be. Once I find the ones responsible, I'll make them sorry," SpongeBob boldly states. "Which reminds me. Officers John and Nancy pursued the Jellyfish Hunters that were trying to flee the scene." Sandy explained. "They tried shaking us off over by Shallow Grave Road, but they ended up flipping their boat mobile over," John informed. "Two of the hunters engaged us but before we could restrain them both, their reinforcements arrived and drove us back." "Luckily for us, we did manage to secure one of them," Officer Nancy chimes in. Sandy helps SpongeBob to his feet, "They had her placed in that interrogatin' room over there. I was about to work her over until I came upon you going all Rambo over here." "Hehe. Sorry about that," SpongeBob tells them nervously. "Look, I know this is personal for you, but I know for dang sure you want to see whoever did this to you brought to justice. If you want, you can accompany me," Sandy offers, placing her faith in SpongeBob. "Isn't that against your police code or some shit," he asks. "During these times, the rule book gets thrown out the window," she replies. SpongeBob looks through the two-way window to see that it's Cha. He turns back to Sandy, "Alright, I'm in." October 4, 2012, Jelly Factory, Jellyfish Fields, 2:40 am We see Ooofy and a few other Jellyfish Hunters hanging around the factory grounds as they tend to Person and Claus' wounds. A jelly-influenced SOF approaches Ooofy and confronts her. "Um what the heel happen ut there? you were suppose to sake down the star," he scolds her. "Hey, we did what we could considering the circumstances," she shoots back. "Somebody else hit another house out there and I highly doubt it was one our own. Besides, I'm sure the starfish and everyone else for that matter got the message. Prince Darkstar steps in, "it wasn't about sending a damn message, it was about getting us our back pay! And you couldn't do something as simple as that!" "Let's see how you would've handled that situation, ACShole!" "I told you to stop calling me that!" "everybody hut up," SOF shouted at the top of his lungs. "Mind if I cut in," somebody else asked from above. The three turn to see a man, looking to be in his early 20's, walking towards them on the factory's metal scaffolding. He had a pleasant exp<b></b>ression on his face and seemed to have a cool and collected demeanor. It was Crushing Mayhem. "I see you failed in your errand, Ooofy. I can't quite say I am rather pleased to hear that but considering the circumstances at that time, I may be more than willing to let this little mishap pass us by," Mayhem tells her politely. "But if it happens once again on your watch, then I'm afraid I can not be quite so merciful, for you see, Jelly wants to see blood for this utter failure." Ooofy gulps nervously before asking, "Blood?" "Yes, Jelly doesn't want us to be displaying any utterance of weakness, especially with our deal with those gentlemen from NKC dawning upon us so soon. To confirm your suspicions, Ooofy, we did not, in fact, send any of our other hunters down to Conch Street. In fact, the house that was victimized wasn't on our hit list at all." "so who did," SOF asks. "I can only assume that it was perpetrated by another team foolish enough to enter and push in on our territory. That is something that I, for one, simply do not wish to stand for. This is a matter that WE ALL shouldn't stand for." "Damn right, we shouldn't," Darkstar concurs. "Which is why I suggest that we proceed with our business practices with absolute caution. I, myself, will try and get to the bottom of this matter posthaste. Be sure to inform the other hunters of these new developments. "Yes, sir," Ooofy, SOF and Darkstar all belt out in unison. "Also, it has come to my attention that Cha has been apprehended by the local authorities." "I did all I could, it all happened so fast," Ooofy tells him frantically. "I am quite sure you did, Ooofy, but this type of failure must be rectified. Which is why I want you to lead a rescue group and lay siege to the police precinct and bring Cha back home. I am quite sure she will hold out on divulging any information but we can't risk anything, especially not now." "I'll get her, Colonel, don't you worry," Ooofy assures him. "And remember, failure will not be tolerated. Gracias amigos," Mayhem retreats back into the factory as the others send the message along to the other Jellyfish Hunters. October 4, 2012, Chopper Dojo, Karate Island, 2:56 am We see Sabre being tended to by Doctor Sex as Metal Snake and CDCB look on in anger. "In my medical opinion, I'd say Sabre will pull through this just fine," Sex informs them. "Good, he would want to be there once we shred those hunters into pieces," Metal Snake boldly states. "What were you three doing down in hunter turf anyway," Sex questions. "We did it to protect our honor," CD tells him, getting up from his seat. "Those filthy mongrels insulted us for the last time." "We can't just let them slander us without consequence," Metal states. Doctor Sex finishes patching Sabre up before washing his hands, "If you let your emotions blind you so carelessly, you're only headed for your inevitable demise." CD grabs Sex by the collar of his jacket, "Ever since Webby took the reigns, we've become a bunch of pussies. The measure of our honor only goes so far as we allow it. Webby is a merciful fuck who will let anybody stomp all over him. It is that mindset that will lead the Karate Choppers to our downfall!" "People are laughing at us," Metal adds. "And we should not stand for it any longer." CD pushes Doctor Sex to the side before walking off with Metal. Doctor Sex composes himself before looking over Sabre's injuries, pondering to himself. "Guys, you don't know how much I agree with you," he mutters to himself. October 4, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 3:02 am SpongeBob is eating some donuts to get his strength up. Sandy approaches and places her hand on his shoulder. "You ready, SpongeBob?" SpongeBob swallowed what's left of his donut before downing his coffee, "Yeah let's get this over with." Meanwhile outside, Ooofy and some other Jellyfish Hunters pulled up outside in their vans. "Remember, we get Cha and pull out of there. Failure is not an option," Ooofy orders to her fellow hunters, brandishing her staff. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sauce Mama Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 Why must you leave me on the edge of my seat every single time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 11, 2013 Author Share Posted January 11, 2013 Why must you leave me on the edge of my seat every single time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted January 13, 2013 Author Share Posted January 13, 2013 October 4, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 3:03 am We see SpongeBob and Sandy approach the interrogation room. Officers John and Nancy are standing guard at the door, making sure that Cha doesn't try to escape or do anything else that's fishy. "Officers," Sandy says. "We're ready to interrogate. Y'all keep an eye out, we can't afford having this things going sideways." "Don't worry," Officer Nancy assures her. "We have things covered here. Just be sure to give that Unlimited bitch hell." "That's the plan," SpongeBob tells them before swinging the door to the interrogation room open. He marches on in there with Sandy following behind him, sighing at SpongeBob's recklessness. Cha is sitting behind the table, her hands cuffed behind her and her back facing towards the wall. She pouts as Sandy takes her seat across from her. SpongeBob stands close by idly, not taking his eyes off of Cha. Officer John closes the door behind them so as not to let any outside noises interrupt them. "That puppy dog look you're so famous for wont help you any here, I'm afraid," Sandy tells her, unimpressed with Cha's method. "Hey," Cha yelled. "I had nothing to do with that house fire! Honest to goodness! I didn't even attack anybody like the others did, it's them who you should be after!" "Yeah, well, that vest you're wearing says other wise." "Oh, this old thing? I was just borrowing it, there ain't a law against that, is there," Cha snidely asks. SpongeBob chimes in, "No, but I can vouch that borrowing is some serious shit." "Regardless, you were there with the other hunters and we wanna know just what it was you conniving snakes were doing out there," Sandy said. "Like I said, we had nothing to do with that fire! I doubt it had anything to do with any of the other hunters, either." "You guys showed up pretty quick to bask in your glory at my friend's expense! At the cost of his life," SpongeBob exclaimed. "Who the hell are you talking about, asshole," Cha asked. "My pet...my friend, his name was Gary, damn you." "Look, I'm telling you guys the Neptune's honest truth here. The Jellyfish Hunters had nothing to do with that fire. I mean, sure, we we went there intending to shake down the cool-looking rock house close by, but-" "You were planning on burning down Patrick's house," SpongeBob interrupted. "Like what happened to my house? Like what YOU animals did to Squidward's?!" "SpongeBob, I think you should calm down," Sandy advised him. "I'm sorry, Sandy, but scum like this doesn't deserve the civility." "Ah, that hurt," Cha says sarcastically. "Really, I am." "SpongeBob, I know you want nothing more than to make this bitch suffer like how you're suffering, trust me, I know that feeling, but we need to get some answers before doing anything hasty." SpongeBob slams his hands on the table, "Alright, what were you planning on doing at Conch Street, really?!" "Like I said, we were sent there to shake down the star for holding out on his debt to us. When we got there, things already went to hell in a hand basket. One of the other hunters, Sponge Claus, I think, assumed that it was somebody else that did it. Some other lame ass team trying to push in on hunter turf." "Why attack the unarmed civilians," Sandy asked. "The others weren't very pleased at the thought of some jackasses trying to have their way with OUR 'clientele', so they wanted to send a message to any smartasses thinking on forgetting just who they answer to around here. It's completely justifiable if ya ask me." "You wouldn't know just even if it bit ya in the ass," Sandy quips. Meanwhile, Officers John and Nancy are still guarding the interrogation room, looking in from the two-way window. "Things look to be getting heavy in there, Officer Nancy. Do you have your nightstick ready?" "Always." Suddenly, Patrick comes plopping in, looking filled up on coffee and donuts. He lets out a belch before scratching his crotch, looking as if he wants something else. "Say do you guys have a quarter I can borrow," Patrick asked. "What for," Nancy asked. "Thought I could go around the corner and...uh, 'hit up the vending machine'," Patrick nervously lets out. "Something tells me we won't get that quarter back," Nancy remarked. Meanwhile outside, Ooofy and her fellow Jellyfish Hunters; Prince Darkstar, Chocolate Soup, Naddavr and Nintengirl surround the precinct's perimeter, each armed with their swords and staffs ready to infiltrate the place. "Alright you jelly-filled assholes, we storm the place and make for damn sure that we leave here with Cha," Ooofy ordered. "We can't afford anymore losses." "I don't know why CM placed you in charge of this rescue mission," Darkstar remarked with disdain. "You've already proven yourself to be incapable of getting the easy jobs done. Why he keeps giving your sorry ass more than enough chances, I don't know." "The only ACS I see here is you, Prince Dork," Ooofy shot back. "And you better suck up what's left of your pride and get fucking used to it because I'm here to stay in the Jellyfish Hunters. I ain't going nowhere. CM sees promise in me, which is the last he'd ever see in a piece of crap like you." "Words will only get you so far." "Will you two cut the crap," Chocolate Soup interrupted. "Like Ooofy said, we can't afford anymore fuck ups." "Alright. Soup, Nintengirl and I will enter through the front entrance and give whoever's inside some hell from there," Ooofy briefed them. "Considering the piss poor state of our law enforcing body, I doubt we'll be met with much opposition." "What the hell do I do," Darkstar asked, feeling annoyed at the thought of being left to do nothing. "You and Naddavr find a way to sneak in through the back and find Cha," Ooofy ordered him. "Alright, just don't get yourself killed in there." "Shut the hell up, Princess." They split up into their respective teams and proceed to infiltrate the precinct. Ooofy, Chocolate Soup and Nintengirl make their way to the front entrance, breaking the chains binding the door with Nintengirl's Skyward Sword before crouching inside and stealthfully making their way through the front lobby and desks. They head down a hall on the right, which takes them right to where Officers John, Nancy and Patrick are standing by. "Hold back," Ooofy whispered, stopping Soup and Nintengirl from moving any further and breaking their cover at the corner of the hall. "What's our plan of action," Nintengirl asked. "We shoul-" Before Ooofy could finish her sentence, a ruckus could be heard down the hall past the officers and Patrick. "Alright you fucking pigs," the voice yelled out. "What the hell," Ooofy asked herself before peering past the corner to see Prince Darkstar and Naddavr with their staffs electrified. "The fuck are they doing?!" Darkstar and Naddavr lunge at John and Nancy with their amplified staffs. Darkstar manages to sting John down but Nancy dodges Naddavr's attempt and tries wrestling the staff out of his grasp. She uses all her strength to shove the staff back in his face, breaking his nose before taking the staff in hand giving him a taste of his own medicine. Darkstar notices this and quickly tries to hit her while her back's turned but is intercepted by Patrick, who tackles him into a wall. Darkstar tries kneeing him in the gut and elbowing him in the back in order to get Patrick off him but to no avail. He resolves to turn his staff up to 11, causing it to emit black electricity, but before it could connect, Nancy stops him by stinging him with Naddavr's staff. "Dumbasses are gonna get themselves killed," Ooofy yells out before she, Chocolate Soup and Nintengirl charge out from their hiding place and beat Nancy back with their staffs before she could finish off Darkstar, who was being stung for a good 20 seconds. Nancy tries fighting all three off as Darkstar takes advantage of this opportunity by stinging Patrick of of him. He joins in the fray and the numbers game soon catches up to Nancy, who is getting caught with repeated stings from the Jellyfish Hunters. John comes back to his senses and sees his partner's plight, brandishing his trusty anchor. "Get off her," he shouted out, bashing Ooofy and Chocolate Soup in the head with his anchor. Meanwhile inside the interrogation room. "As if you police academy rejects have the slightest idea what justice is," Cha said. Sandy gets up from her seat, "We at least we have more of an idea than you monsters do." "Squirrelly, we're all monsters. On the inside," Cha said, drifting off into her own world. "We'll, if it wasn't you or the Jellyfish Hunters," SpongeBob said. "I might have an idea who-" A body suddenly came flying in through the two-way window, crashing onto the table inside, taking SpongeBob and Sandy by surprise and snapping Cha back to reality. "What in tar nation," Sandy shouted out. The body turned out to be Officer John, who had sting and burn marks all over his body and blood coming out of his eyes and mouth. Sandy places her hand on him, mourning, before taking the anchor out of his hand and charging out of the room. She engaged the Jellyfish Hunters, who were now focusing on the downed Nancy and Patrick. Sandy swung the anchor, bashing Chocolate Soup and Nintengirl with it. Prince Darkstar tried attacking her from behind, but SpongeBob intercepts him by pouncing through the broken window and kicking him in the face, sending him through the dry wall. Ooofy took the opportunity to run towards Cha to cut her free. "Sit still, Cha! I'll bust you out of this." "All this trouble for little, ole me?" "You better be worth it! I know how you are, Cha. How you crack under pressure." "Oh, perish the thought!" Before Ooofy could cut the cuffs with her sword, Patrick managed to regain his composure and tackle her over the table and to the ground. "PATRICK," Cha cried out. Patrick proceeded to pound Ooofy's face, making her bleed out. Ooofy, however, manages to sting Patrick, stunning him off of her. "Alright, you fat piece of shit," Ooofy yelled out, taking her staff to Patrick's face. "Looks like you get to pay us back in blood!" "SpongeBob," Patrick cried out for help from his friend. SpongeBob turns his attention away from Darkstar, "Patrick!" But before he could aid his friend, he gets knocked in the head by ACS, sending him to the ground. Cha kicks the table, causing it to run into Ooofy from behind and making her lose her footing. Ooofy falls to the ground as Sandy runs in with John's anchor, smashing Ooofy in the face with it even more before using the chain to choke her out. "Alright, sponge," Darkstar said. "You're gonna wish you went down with your house." Darkstar took out his sword to finish SpongeBob off with good measure and lunged in for the kill, but his words only proved to anger the sponge more, empowering SpongeBob to roll out of the way of his sword before kicking ACS's leg out from under him, causing him to drop his sword as he fell. SpongeBob kips back up to his feet, grabbing hold of Darkstar's sword before taking it to his face. "You're gonna wish you won't be eating all your words once I shove this staff down your throat," SpongeBob exclaims. Before SpongeBob could go for the kill, Naddavr intervened, blocking SpongeBob's attack with his sword. They clash weapons, resulting in SpongeBob slicing Naddavr's sword in half. "No way," Naddavr shouted before getting impaled through the stomach by SpongeBob's staff. SpongeBob twists and gouges his sword in Nad's innards for good measure before forcefully yanking it out, causing some of Nad's intestines to pour out with a pool of blood. He was then charged at by Chocolate Soup and Nintengirl, fighting them off with his sword. Sandy still had Ooofy gasping for air as she struggles to remain conscious. Sandy yanks the chain back with all her might, causing it to contort Ooofy's neck in ways a neck isn't supposed to bend, "This is for everything...you no good varmints...have taken away...from me!" And with that, Sandy proceeded to break Ooofy's neck, ending their struggle with a loud snap and a faint yelp. Upon witnessing all of this, Darkstar knew that he and his crew couldn't risk anymore of their lives so he decided to cut their losses. "Soup! Nintengirl! Lets. Leave," Darkstar ordered "But what about the mission," Nintengirl asked. "Live to fight another day, motherfuckers! Have you not heard of that saying?!" Sandy joined the fray as she and SpongeBob stood off with Chocolate Soup and Nintengirl, who help Darkstar back to his feet. "Hmph. We can take em'," Soup said with confidence. Patrick then got up to join his two friends, evening the odds for them. "You idiots think this is it, that you can end us all right here," Darkstar asked. "That's the plan,"SpongeBob replied. Darkstar, in a desperate attempt to save his well being, grabs hold of Officer Nancy and held her in front of him and the other hunters like a human shield. "Let her go, you son of a bitching," Sandy cried out. "You've already spilled jelly blood and now you wish to shed more," Darkstar asked, carefully backing up towards the hall in order to ensure the hunters' escape. "Don't you dare think that this will be the last you'll see of me, and don't you dare think that the Jellyfish Hunters won't come back for retribution." "I'm counting on it," SpongeBob said. "Look at Charles Bronson here! Well, if its a death wish you ask for, then the Jellyfish Hunters will be happy to oblige," Darkstar stated before charging up his staff and stinging Nancy in the head, throwing her charred top at SpongeBob and his friends. The Jellyfish Hunters take advantage of this distraction by fleeing down the hall and out of the precinct. Sandy and Patrick tend to Nancy as SpongeBob gives chase to the hunters, who have already escaped into their van and drove off, nearly running down SpongeBob during their escape. SpongeBob stares at the fleeing van intently before driving his sword into the ground in anger. October 4, 2012, Briefing Room, Tentacle Acres, 4:09 am We see an empty, silvery-white room with nothing but a round table and five throne-like chairs surrounding it. We then see three figures entering the room using jet packs, landing safely into their seats. These suit-clad figures remove themselves from their respective jet packs before removing their sunglasses, fedoras and sideburns, revealing themselves to be three of the Spy Buddies' five sanctioned 'super spies'; Agents Clapward, CF and jjsthekid. "So what new developments have you two uncovered thus far," Jjs asked, making himself a glass of martini. Shaken not stirred. Clapward put down the personal mirror he was staring at himself with, known throughout the community for his dashing good looks and handsomeness, "The Jellyfish Hunters appear to be planning something huge in New Kelp City, something not as huge as myself, but something almost as grand. They're opening up contact and are attempting to make friends in higher places. From what I have gathered, I can only surmise that this has something to do with the jelly. My source has indicated that production of the stuff has more than doubled as of late. I will continue to dabble around here and there, but this may prove to be a golden opportunity for us to further cripple the Hunters' ever so reliant and deep pocketed drug market. CF clears her throat before speaking with a gentle tone, "Mr. Jjs, my source indicates that the Karate Choppers have grown distant from their leader, Grand Master Webby, ever since he was elected into the position by his fellow masters of Kah-Rah-Tay. I feel we can use this opening to further create a rift amongst the Choppers. To break their fighting spirits and eventually the team itself." "Excellent. I already like what I hear," Jjs compliments before taking a sip of his martini. Casualties SpoilerJellyfish Hunters: Ooofy Naddavr Police: Officer John 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrostyLemon Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Love the James Bond reference. I wonder if in the end everyone gets killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Teams Karate Choppers: Members: Webby Amphitrite CDCB Doctor Sex Dragiiin Ihavedahswag Metal Snake Quigs Sabre Seacatus Spongebob456 SpongebobFanForever Spongepat WWESpongeFan AMK152 Sauce Mama Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick Gabriel Lowery 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webizoid Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 You can be my second in command! My right hand man! The Yin to my Yang! The Robin to my Batman! The- Sorry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Jenkins Posted February 10, 2013 Author Share Posted February 10, 2013 October 4, 2012, Shallow Grave Road, Commercial District, 3:53 am We see two Bikini Bottom Police Officers, Rob and Frank, investigating and taping off a crime scene as rain starts to drizzle down on them. Rob looks pretty disgusted at the scene as Frank tries to get him to refocus on their duties. "Rob," Franks says, placing his fin on Rob's shoulder. "We need to get back to the task at hand here." "What kind of sick fuck could do this, man," Rob asks hysterically. "Anybody nowadays, Rob. Need I remind of the shithole we find ourselves trying to serve and protect." "But Frank, this is one of our own here! There aren't a lot of us left." "Stop being so damn hysterical, Rob." "But Frank, she has no skin! This doesn't match any of the teams' M.O.'s. You don't think that, well, he's back, do you?" "Are you trying to imply what I think you're trying to imply?" "I'm just saying, man. It's been months since he-" "You're looking too deep into this shit, officer. You're just making up a whole lot of nothing out of just that, nothing." A police cruiser pulls up to them, light flashing. Frank gets a good look at the driver and straightends himself up, nervously. "Look alive, the chief's here." The police cruiser's door swings open and a tall, well-built figure steps out of the vehicle before shutting the door closed. He walks casually toward Frank and Rob, clutching his police belt with both hands. "What's the situation here," the chief asked. Frank clears his throat a bit, "An apparent homicide, Chief Priss. Looks team-related if you ask me." Chief Priss looks over Frank's shoulder and peers at the body of the slain officer. The body appears to have been gutted clean. Officer Rob shows Chief Priss something in his hand, a bloody badge, "We also found this." Priss take a good look at the badge and sees that it belonged to an 'M. O'Malley'. He turns back to Officer Rob, "Continue securing the crime scene until the coroner arrives." "Yes, sir," Officer Rob complies as he walks off to secure the scene. Priss turns to Officer Frank, "We're gonna find out whoever did this." Frank looks at Priss, perplexed, "I know she was one of our own, Al, but have you ever considered the possibility of this being somewhat of a blessing in disguise. You know how long we've had suspicions about Marcie, she was practically digging her own grave by digging too deep into this-" "I know we've had our suspicions about her but that's something that could've easily been dealt under our jurisdiction. I just don't like the thought that any two-bit, pansy ass team player can think they can flex their muscle and roll over any of MY officers of the law." Just then, a distress call breaks through on Priss' radio. "Chief, we've just received word from Officer Nancy that the Jellyfish Hunters attacked the police precinct in Residential. Three casualties, one of them is our own." "Son of a bitch," Priss lets out before answering the call. "Tell Nancy I'll be there as soon as I can." "Motherfucking jelly-filled snakes," Frank mutters under his breath. "I have to go check in on this, you know what to do when the press starts crowding around here?" "Don't worry, Al. I've got shit covered here. How are we gonna break this here to Nancy?" "She'll take it in one way or another." Al Priss gets back into his car before peeling out, leaving Officers Frank and Rob to continue overseeing the scene. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 7, 2013 Author Share Posted March 7, 2013 October 3, 2012, Community Hospital, Commercial District, 8:00 am We see Dr. Forrest escorting someone to the front lobby, pushing this person around on a wheel chair. The person had bandages wrapped around his rather big, oval-shaped head and around his arms and legs. The person also has a bandage placed over the bridge of his long nose, as if it was broken. Some minor burns are visible around the parts of his body that aren't covered. "Are you sure I'm good to go, Dr. Forrest," the wheelchair-bound person asked, worried. "I assure you Mr. Tennisballs-" "It's Tentacles!" "I can assure you that you are more than healthy enough to continue on with your life. If you feel any pain, any pain at all, then I advise you to take the pain killers that I've prescribed you. Do you have anyone coming to pick you up?" "Of course I do, just because nobody came to visit me in the hospital it doesn't mean that I, Squidward Tentacles, have no friends," Squidward proudly declared in spite of the fact that he is a perpetual loner. "Good to hear, Mr. Tentacles! So, what are your thoughts on our newly-implemented "Squid Treatment"?" "It was kind of itchy. What were those needles made out of anyway?" "Eyelashes! I real medical breakthrough if I do say so myself." Forrest wheels Squidward outside of the vicinity and stops him at the curb. "You think you can get up on your own two tentacles from here or...?" Squidward struggles to get up, but the pain of his injuries nagging him brings him back down into his seat, "I don't know if I can, Doc." "I see, it's just that we have more patients inside and we're kinda having ourselves a little shortage of chairs." Getting the hint, Squidward uses all of his strength to get himself up, " There. Happy?" Forrest wheels the chair back from behind Squidward, "Take care, Mr. Testicles. And try not to piss off anymore team members or else your luck might run out next time." "It's Tentacles," Squidward shouted but Forrest had already made his way back inside. Squidward looks back out towards the road and lets out a sigh, "Oh, who am I kidding? I'm gonna get myself killed waltzing along out there alone." Squidward proceeds to walk down the streets and into the heart of the Community as he tries to make his way back home, but in the distance on top of one of the many of the derelict buildings, a figure in a black suit and wearing a pair of sunglasses loomed over, watching Squidward as he made his trek. October 4th, 2012, Jelly Factory, Jellyfish Fields, 7:03 AM A van pulls up outside the factory. Person and Mr. Madcatz leave their posts at the entrance in order to tend to Darkstar, Chocolatesoup and Nintengirl as they came slurring out of the van. "What the hell happened, bro?" Madcatz asked in concern. "Didn't you have more hunters with you?" Person asked, perplexed. "What the hell do you think happened?!" Darkstar shouted out in anger before hitting a dent in the van with his fist. "Those assholes wasted Naddavr...and Ooofy." "Dear fucking Neptune." Madcatz said to himself in disbelief. "WE'RE fine, by the way." Chocolatesoup interrupted. "Where's the Colonel? I need to brief him." Darkstar asked. "Bro, the Colonel is not gonna like this one bit." Madcatz warned. "Then what the fuck are we supposed to do? Somehow hide the fact that we're now down two hunters?" Darkstar shot out. "It could work." Person concurred. "Don't be a fucking idiot, Person." Chocolatesoup scolded. "What about Cha, did you manage to find her?" Madcatz asked. "Yeah, but we couldn't retrieve her. As I said earlier, things went to shit. Just tell me where the Colonel. He needs to know, because I don't wanna see the asshats who did this to us get away with it." "He's up in his office." Person replied. Darkstar leaves the others outside as he enters the factory in order to brief Crushing Mayhem about the situation. October 3rd, 2012, Downtown, Commercial District, 2:45 PM We see Squidward walking aimlessly around the cold streets of the Community's slums. Various vagrants and vagabonds litter the already littered streets, trying to scrounge any cent they can muster by asking any just as poor passerby for assistance. "Excuse me, sir, can you spare a dime?" One of these vagrants asked Squidward. "I'm sorry, I just don't have a dime to spare." Squidward replied. "Don't you bullshit me." The vagrant sternly told him, grabbing hold of him by the collars of his shirt. He pushes Squidward into a parking meter with enough force that some coins started to pour out from it. The vagrant started to pocket the change, but somebody grabbed him from behind and threw him into the arms of two other men, they were Goofy Goobers. Holding the vagrant were Hayden and Smiling Hawaiian. They were being led by ExKizuna. "Why thank you." Ex tells the vagrant. "The Goofy Goobers kindly accepts your generous donation." He motions to Hayden and Hawaiian, who proceed to double team the vagrant, beating him into the ground and pocketing the change he took from the ground. Ex turns back to Squidward and smiles. "Ah, Squidward Tentpoles. Back in town!" Ex snidely exclaims. "Tent poles? I thought it was da kine, uh, Tennisballs?" Hawaiian butted in. "And all this time I thought it was Testicles." Hayden chimed in. "It's Tentacles! Don't you think that Jolie's a bit overused already?" Squidward remarked. "A bit daring today, aren't we? How's about we send you back into the hospital?" Ex motions for Hayden and Hawaiian to help him waste Squidward but a female police officer comes along and intervenes by whacking Hayden and Hawaiian with her baton from behind. Ex and the other Goobers back off. "Consider yourself lucky this time, Squiddy." Ex says before he, Hayden and Hawaiian walk off to harass other people. The Officer walks up to Squidward as he dusts himself off. "We should really watch yours tailfin around here. Especially around these parts. If the vagrants don't kill you for the clothes off your backs then the Teams definitely will." "Well, thanks." "You're lucky I was here to bail you out. You might not be so lucky next time." She says, turning to leave. "Wait!" Squidward shouted out to stop her, looking at her badge to get a name. Officer Marcie, do you mind escorting me back to the Residential District, the ceme-" "Sorry, Mr..." "Tentacles." "Tortellini, but I can't just stop what I'm doing to escort every lost, wayward soul that I come across. I have my own duties to tend to here and our department is low on officers." "But you can just take me in your squad car. It'll only take a few-" "Mr. Tortellini, I can't. Now if you can excuse me, I have to clean up a mess you contributed to." She says before beating the damaged parking meter with her baton in order to straighten it back up. Squidward lets out a sigh before continuing his way through the streets, the same suited figure looming over him from one of the surrounding tenements. October 4th, 2012, Mayhem's Recruitment Office, Jellyfish Fields, 7:13 AM Darkstar approached the door cautiously, putting his ear to the door to hear if anybody was inside. He hesitated at first but mustered up the courage to knock it a few times. "Please, come in!" Mayhem yelled. Darkstar tried collecting his thoughts of what to say before swinging the door open and closing it behind him. He saw Crushing Mayhem was looking over some papers regarding some possible new recruits. Mayhem looked up to see Darkstar. "Ah, you're back. I trust that the retrieval went well, then?" Mayhem asked, focusing back on his papers. "Funny you mention that." "Funny, what's so funny about that?" "My apologies, Colonel, it's just that-" "If something happened, you best brief me about if now, Prince. I am serious." Darkstar hesitated to say anything but knew what he had to do, "I'm sorry Colonel. I really am, but the retrieval was a failure. We couldn't bring back Cha and we...we lost Ooofy and Naddavr..." Mayhem sunk into his seat in disbelief, "I can't believe I am hearing this." "But I assure you, Colonel, we will get retribution for this. I can secure you-" "No Darkstar, I feel as though you have done all you can do." "But sir-" "I won't hear it. Nothing must go wrong with this upcoming deal. I will personally see to this situation, myself." "But Colonel-" "Inform me on who was involved. I will see to it that they reach a permanent end." October 3rd, 2012, Community Cemetery, Residential District, 7:13 PM We see Squidward approaching and kneeling in front of a headstone. The headstone reads "Here Lies Squidward's Hopes and Dreams" but there appears to be slight damage to the headstone, obscuring the actual name. Squidward places a tentacle on the headstone as he lets out another sigh, visibly depressed. "I...I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately. I'm sure you know how things are right now, especially in this hell hole. I'm also sorry I couldn't get you the flowers you liked so much. I kinda got mixed up with some things on the way here." Squidward's eyes began to tear up. "You know I miss you...everyday...You know that I love you very much, more than life itself. But I can't help but think that you are truly in a MUCH better place than here." Squidward begins wiping his eyes with his tentacles. "You didn't deserve this, you deserved better, ALOT better than what you got! You deserved a better life, you deserved better than me!" Squidward begins breaking down. "I couldn't protect you...I can't even protect myself. I've done things I know you may detest, but I just don't care anymore. I just can't take the abuse that this pitiful life throws at me no matter how optimistic and decent I try to be. When you entered my life, you made it worth living. Now, I'm just wanting it to end. We were supposed to build a better life for ourselves, we were only just beginning! But I assure you, Squilvia, we will be together soon...hopefully in the next life." Squidward composes himself and kisses the headstone before making his way out of the cemetery. The same suited figure from before watches him from behind Smitty Werben's #1 tombstone. "What a baby." The figure whispers to himself. October 3rd, 2012, Conch Street, Residential District, 8:05 PM We see Squidward approaching the remains of his house. He looks on at what used to be his cherished home as he puts his tentacles on his head in disbelief. Many thoughts runs through his head as he makes his way inside the house. He begins scavenging through the rubble of the first floor. He seems relieved when he finds a secret hatch in the floor that houses a staircase that goes deeper down. "Hopefully it's still intact." He descends down the narrow staircase, leading him to a dark room that looks like it can be his basement. He grabs a flashlight from one of the shelves that is miraculously still working before rummaging through some boxes that lie on top of a metal table before looking underneath it. He pulls out a pretty small lockbox and places it on the table. He proceeds to unlock it and peers in on the box's contents, visibly relieved to know that it wasn't damaged in any way. "Thank Neptune above for once!" He exclaimed before shutting the lock box closed and making his way back up the stairs. As soon as he reached the first floor, he heard some noises coming from outside. He cautiously peers through one of the holes that are scattered along the house's walls and sees two figures loitering around SpongeBob's house. Squidward's eyes widened as he got a better look at who they were. "No brah, where the hell Ex stay?" Smiling Hawaiian asked nervously. "We can't be wasting anymore time, cuz." "Keep the pupu on your platter, brah." Hayden remarked. "You can't rush art, my braddah. This is a message. No one fucks with the Goofy Goobers." "I know, but this stay Hunter territory." "Fuck the Jellyfish Hunters. When you're in debt to the Goobers, you're gonna pay no matter what turf you step on." ExKizuna came walking out of the Pineapple's back door, looking pleased with himself, "I think we got the message across to that fucking leech quite nicely. Now time for you two to the pop the cherry on top. I hope y'all know what to do?" Ex asks, handing a book over to Hayden. "Of course, man. We're solid on this shit." Hayden assures him. "We been practicing, bu." Hawaiian concurs. Hayden opens the book up, flipping through some pages before he and Hawaiian begin reciting something in some weird and incoherent language. Sparks began kindling throughout SpongeBob's house before flames began to ignite around the base, quickly engulfing the house. "Burn baby, burn!" Ex shouted out with glee. Squidward looked on in awe as the pineapple became a raging inferno. Ex, Hayden and Hawaiian proceeded to disappear in a cloud of purple smoke as Squidward decided to leave the premises, running down the dark street and into the night before anybody could notice. October 4th, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 4:25 AM We see Sandy,Patrick and SpongeBob being tended to by paramedics as Officer Nancy is being hoisted up into an ambulance, still hanging in there. The bodies of Ooofy, Naddavr and Officer John are being collected to be transported to the morgue. Cha remains in police custody, being placed in a holding cell. "Take care of her." Sandy told the EMTs. "I can't bare the thought of losing two comrades tonight." She heads over to SpongeBob, "We really can't afford to lose anymore officers of the law like this." She notices that SpongeBob is still deep in thought about the night's happenings. "There's gonna be fallout." "For killing two Jellyfish Hunters? Yeah, I'd think so." "You handle yourself well, SpongeBob. The force could use someone like you-" "My force can use someone like who?" A voice blurted out from behind. Sandy and SpongeBob turn their heads to see CAPTCHA Chief Al Priss walking towards them, "Sheriff Sandy, you mind briefing me on this 'little situation'?" "Jellyfish Hunters, chief. They torched this poor sea critter's house and-" "You've got a lot to learn about these teams, Sheriff." Priss interrupted. "That arson oozes more Goober than Jelly." "The Goofy Goobers, sir?" "The sly, little fuckers are stepping up their games. Making sure everybody in debt to them gives them their back pay, isn't that right sponge?" "SpongeBob, you're in debt to Goofy Goobers?" Sandy asked. "Not me...Gary." SpongeBob replied. "Mr. Square here filed a report about Goobers harassing his little pet to CAPTCHA before." "And you guys did nothing to help-" "Excuse me? If you can't already tell, I'm leading a four frontal war against crime here, son. Sorry if we can't get to every poor son of a bitch who goes in too deep for their own good! As I'm sure you've already seen, I lose officers everyday! My forces are dwindling while the teams' power and influence grows by the day. Hell, I just came here from a crime scene in which one of my valued officers was a part of." "Oh dear Neptune." Sandy cried in disgust. "It was Officer Marcie, the officer who you filed that report to, sponge." "Marcie? How in tarnation are we supposed to break that to Nancy? She's already suffering enough." "She'll get over it. It's part of the job, it comes with the badge. Hell, it's a part of everyday life. There's no time to grieve nowadays." "I'm sorry to hear that." SpongeBob says. "So what's this aim gathering about you two cleaning house here?" Priss asked. "Five Jellyfish Hunters sieges the precinct. You know what they did to John and Nancy, but SpongeBob and I managed to take two of them out of the equation and drove the other three to retreat." Sandy informs him. "Is that right? This sponge, holding his own against five members of one of the most vicious teams in the community?" Paris's asked skeptically. "I wouldn't lie to you, sir." "Hey, I helped fight too!" Patrick chimed in. "He was the reason why the Hunters went down to Conch Street in the first place." Sandy said. "...Is that right, Mr. Star?" Priss asked him sternly as Patrick retreated back into his corner. "Rightfully so, no doubt." Priss turns back to SpongeBob, "Look, if what the Sheriff here's telling me is indeed true, then I may have some use for you yet." "But I'm a sponge." SpongeBob remarks. "Hell, I recruited a land creature onto the force. We reap whatever we sow, Mr. Square. Listen, I've got things to cover around here, but if you want to get back at those barnacle heads who torched that home of your's, then you should take my offer into some serious consideration." "Yeah, I might just do that." SpongeBob replies. "Sheriff, watch over the prisoner." "Will do, Chief." Sandy responds. "And Mr. Star, keep your nose clean." "I'll try washing my hands first, officer." Patrick remarks. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 8, 2013 Author Share Posted March 8, 2013 S(horts)BU #2: The Recruit October 4th, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 5:00 AM We see Chief Priss lining up a couple of rows of jelly on the desk in his office when Officer Frank comes knocking on his door. "Hey, Al, the new recruit just arrived." Frank informs him. "Hey Al? In this office, I am your superior officer and I am to be referred to as such." Priss scolds. "My bad, chief, my bad. Mean't no harm by it." Priss snorts up a row, coughing and holding his nose after doing so, "Y-You want some? It helps...ease the nerves." "Nah, chief. I'm good." "Well fuck you, more for me then." Priss says before inhaling the second row. "WOO! What a rush!" "Chief, you should probably go easy on that stuff, man. We don't want anybody seeing this." "Ah, fuck those people! That shit's over." Priss leans back in his chair, taking in the coming high. "So, new recruit, huh? Well, let's patch the poor son of a bitch in." "Sounds like a plan." Chief Priss and Officer Frank proceed to head outside the precinct where a young, purple fish was standing guard and waiting for them. The two veteran officers approach the rookie. "This is the new recruit? Where's the rest of em?" Priss asked sarcastically. "But Chief, he was the top of his class! at the academy!" Frank says, playing along. "Where, the Milkshake Academy?" Priss jokes before laughing along with Frank. The rookie excitedly offers his hand to the chief, "Chief Priss, you don't know how much of an honor it is for me to meet you!" Priss just looks at his hand unamused, prompting the rookie to awkwardly retract his good gesture, "My name's Rechid, sir. Tommy Rechid." "You're Fred's boy?" Officer Frank asks. "Why yes, he is-" Tommy responds. "Don't be proud of it." Franks shoots back. "...So what do you want me-" "Get in the back of that squad car, kid. We're gonna show you how we do things." Priss interrupted. "Frank, you drive." "Sure thing, chief." Frank replies before they all enter a CAPTCHA Cruiser. They cruise around the streets of downtown, coming across many crimes along the way. "Chief, with all due respect, shouldn't we do something about all of this instead of just passing through-" "First lesson on the job, kid." Officer Frank interrupts. "You can't save them all." "Isn't that a bit-" "Look kid, the chief here can vouch for me when I say that we don't have strength in numbers anymore." Frank once again interrupts. We can't be everywhere, let alone help every poor bastard we come across or comes calling for help. In this world we live, people need to harden their shells and fend for themselves because you can't expect some knight in shiny armor coming to your rescue at your ever beck and call. We need to preserve ourselves for the major crimes, Team-related shit. We can't waste our time or resources slumming in the dirt." "Chief-" "Why'd you join the force, rookie?" Priss asks, finally breaking his silence. "I wanted to be apart of the solution, help turn this place around and to help support my family." "Then why are you questioning my solution, rookie?" Priss questions once again. "I'm just say-" "So you understand what we're trying to say to you, then?!" Frank butts in. "Yes! Yes, I understa-" "The fuck you do. Stop the car, Frank." Frank slams the brakes and stops the cruiser in Spy Buddy territory. "Get out of the car, rookie!" Priss orders as Tommy complies. "You go on ahead and play hero. You best be sure to report back to me down at the precinct by sun down if you're still alive." Frank and Priss peels out, burning rubber, before turning their sirens on and leaving Tommy to patrol around and fend for himself in Spy Buddy territory. "Top of his class my ass." Officer Frank remarks as they speed down the road. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Jenkins Posted March 9, 2013 Author Share Posted March 9, 2013 Chapter 6: Breaking News We see a shot of SBC News Anchors, Bob and Barbara as they cut in our regularly programming to bring us this late-breaking news report. "We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you this late-breaking news report." Bob says. "A stand-off between members of the Jellyfish Hunters and our own CAPTCHA Police Force resulted in a violent end earlier this morning, with casualties on both sides." "Reports coming in indicates that approximately five members of the notorious team sieges the local precinct in the Residential District in an attempt to free one of their own, who had been captured and taken into police custody earlier that night in connection to a house fire that occurred just a couple hours prior." Barbara continued. "Our very own Perch Perkins is live on the scene with more. Perch." Bob handed off before the scene transitioned to a shot of Perch Perkins at the precinct. "Perch Perkins here, live at the CAPTCHA Precinct in the Residential District. As you said earlier, Bob, there were casualties on both sides of the conflict. I can confirm that the bodies of two Jellyfish Hunters, known as Ooofy and Naddavr, were recovered at the scene. I can also confirm that the body of one officer, known around the Community as Officer John, was also recovered at the scene with another officer, Officer Nancy, being taken to the local medical facility in serious condition. The conflict itself, from what I've gathered involved five Jellyfish Hunters storming the precinct in order to break out one of their members who was in custody and undergoing questioning at the time. There were three officers present at the time of the siege along with two civilians, who assisted the officers in fighting the team members off." "And what of the Hunter that was in police custody, Perch?" Barbara asked. "I was informed that she is still in police custody at last word." Perch responded. "I tried to get a word from Chief Al Priss but he declined to comment at this time, but Idid get to speak with one of the two men that were in the precinct at the time. Here was what he had to say." The scene transitions to a shot of Patrick outside the precinct. "It was heavy in there! There were five guys tearing things up in there then two of them died! The end." Patrick tells, smiling for the camera as it transitioned back to Perch Perkins. "This has been Perch Perkins, reporting for SBC News." Perch says, handing it back to Bob and Barbara. "In other news," Barbara states. "A body of another CAPTCHA Officer was found earlier this morning over by Shallow Grave Ro-" The scene suddenly goes to static before going black. We then see Crushing Mayhem in his office, having just watched the news report on his television. His shell phone begins to ring on his desk as he reluctantly goes to answer it. "Hello...Oh, it's you. What is it that you are calling me about? I had no doubt in my mind that that little incident was of your doing, tell me something that I already do not have knowledge of. You do not seem to realize how much, my apologies for using such crass language, shit you have put me and my comrades in at the moment. My superior will be most unpleased with these recent events, especially with our deal with the gentlemen in New Kelp quickly approaching us. I know you could not give two shits about her, but I, quite frankly, do. No, you do not have to do that. Why, because if they could give my soldiers a run for their dinero, what makes you believe your men will fare any better? Then we must think of something then, I cannot allow that star to live and we can't afford to have Cha on the inside. We've already lost a valued comrade in Ooofy, we have to cut our losses." Crushing notices that he has another call coming on the other line, "You'll have to excuse me, I seem to have another call coming through. It's urgent, I must take it." Crushing angrily tells the person on the other before taking his other call. "This is Crushing speaking. Ah Admiral, I was expecting you to contact me. Yes, yes I am aware. I just got finished watching the news report, myself. Admiral, I assure you that big, pink loser will not get away, I promise you with my life. I know how important this exchange is to you, it is just as important to me. Yes. We can't afford to suffer anymore losses, Admiral. I believe we may have to reach out for some....outside assistance" October 5th, 2012, Chopper Master Sanctuary, Karate Island, 12:35 PM We see Karate Chopper masters, Wumbo, Mr Dr Professor Patrick, AMK and Sauce Mama all gathered around sitting cross-legged in the Masters' Sanctuary. They just finished watching the news report from earlier. Wumbo turns the screen off, smirking before turning towards his fellow masters. "The Jellies are showing signs of weakness." Wumbo proclaims. "Now is about as good a time as any for us to capitalize on this situation." "I agree with Master Wumbo." AMK states. "They have been dealt a blow, now is our time to attack." "I don't know about this." Says a concerned Sauce. "We could be jumping the gun here." "Jumping the gun? I call it capitalizing on a golden opportunity to change the tides in our favor for good." Wumbo says. "I agree with Sauce." hilaryfan80 chimes in. "We should look before we leap, take into account what happened when Metal, Sabre and CDCB tried attacking those Hunters back on Conch Street." "That was different, Dr. Professor. I am sure our elite members could have taken those insolent Hunters down had those petty Spy Buddies not gotten themselves involved in something they had no part in." AMK states. "Exactly." Wumbo concurs. "And those pussies will definitely be on our shit list after those jelly-pushing asswipes are promptly taken care of. "This decision is ultimately the Grand Master's to make." Sauce reminds her fellow masters. "I trust that the Grand Master will do what's best for our interests." hilaryfan80 says. "In the meantime, then, we should work towards strengthening our forces." Wumbo suggests. "And as Master Sauce has proven to us time and time again, our most valuable prospects appear to come from land rather than sea. Considering we have shipment of new critters being sent down here as we speak, we should at least scout them out." "We also have plenty of possible and willing recruits down here, we shouldn't over look them." hilaryfan80 reminds Wumbo. A loud voice came booming into the room, saying, "A tournament then!" The masters turn their heads to see the Karate Choppers' Champion, Dragiiin, entering the sanctuary. "What are you doing here, cretin?" AMK asks. "Listen here, fuckers. Being Champion means I'm better than all of you, so you better show me the respect that I deserve." Dragiiin shoots back. "What's this you're squabbling about a tournament?" Wumbo asks. "Simple. Hold yourselves a tournament. Throw in any land and sea creature you want to see beat the living shit out of each other and the winner earns themselves a chance to take on the Champ! You assholes get to scout your talent and I get to have myself some fun. What do you say?" Dragiiin proposes. "That's actually not a bad idea." Sauce says. "It allows us to truly test their worth to our Team." hilaryfan80 adds. "Hell must've frozen over since I actually am quite fond of that idea." Wumbo admits. "I suppose so, but we can't just let the whole world know about this." AMK says. "Who the fuck's gonna know?" Dragiiin snidely asks before plopping himself down next to the masters, who each take none too kindly to his presence in their sanctuary. October 5th, 2012, Tentacle Acres, 12:25 PM We see Squidward approaching the enormous, brass gates that lead into Tentacle Acres with his lockbox still in hand. He appears to have been through hell getting there. He heads to speaker system in order to contact the guards running the gated community. "Uh hello...Anyone in there?" "State your business, sir." The guard says. "My girlfriend used to live here. I kinda got ran out of my own house so I thought I could check her place out, see if its-" "Are you or have ever been a sponge?" "No." Squidward responds, confused. "How about a starfish?" "No, no starfish. I'm just a simple, normal, peace-loving-" The gates begin to pen for Squidward, granting him entry. "Just shut up and take refuge inside." The guard says. Squidward breathes a sigh of relief before taking his things inside, eventually making his way to Squilvia's old house, that looks nearly identical to Squidward's old one. It appears it had gotten ransacked since the last time it was occupied. "Dear Neptune." Squidward says to himself before reaching into his lockbox and taking out a key, using it to unlock the front door. Squidward makes his way inside and switches on the lights to see that the interior is in a state of disarray, as if it has been scoured and looted many times. He looks around in disbelief before noticing that a small television is still intact on the kitchen counter. He turns it on to drain out the silence, showing the news report from earlier. Squidward goes to clean up some of the mess, but something catches his eye. He sees an old picture of Squilvia and himself at Glove World in a broken picture frame. He picks it up and places it on the counter, pick himself up a chair to sit on before staring at it, reminiscing about better days and happier times with his beloved. "I can confirm that the bodies of two Jellyfish Hunters, known as Ooofy and Naddavr, were recovered at the scene." The news report manages to capture Squidward's attention. "I can also confirm that the body of one officer, known around the Community as Officer John, was also recovered at the scene with another officer, Officer Nancy, being taken to the local medical facility in serious condition. The conflict itself, from what I've gathered involved five Jellyfish Hunters storming the precinct in order to break out one of their members who was in custody and undergoing questioning at the time. There were three officers present at the time of the siege along with two civilians, who assisted the officers in fighting the team members off." "It was heavy in there! There were five guys tearing things up in there then two of them died! The end." "Patrick?" Squidward remarks. "In other news," Barbara states. "A body of another CAPTCHA Officer-" Squidward turns the television off in annoyance, "Idiots." He leaves the photo in its place before looking up at the window. He is frightened when he sees a fish in a black suit standing outside his window. "TARTAR SAUCE!" He jumps back in shock, hitting the photo off from the counter. He looks down at the photo before quickly turning back towards the window, the figure no longer there. He wipes his eyes to make sure he wasn't just seeing things before looking back at the same spot. He bolted out the door to look around and make sure but there was no one around. He heads back inside and locks the door before returning to his lockbox and reaching in for something. October 5th, 2012, Police Precinct, Residential District, 6:13 PM We see Chief Priss and Officer Frank lounging inside of Priss' office, smoking some sea weed. Frank coughs a bit, kind of blazed at this point. "Damn chief, this is some good shit, man" Frank belts out. "Where you took this toke from?" "Three men and a little lady gave it to me." Priss slurs. "Off the shores of the Florida Evergreens." "Chief, you gots some grits to go with this biscuit?" "You're fucking munching, man." Priss says before laying out loud. "Why'd your wife ever banned this mana, man?" "Who the hell cares, man?! Her old ass is dead anyway!" "Speaking of dead, how's that Nancy doin, chief?" "Aaaah, she go be fine the doctors said. I'm sure." A knock is heard at his door. "Come in, come in!" Priss shouts out. The door opens and Officer Tommy limps his way in, visibly beaten up from working the beat in the Commercial District all day. He notices that Priss and Frank are smoking sea weed. "What the-what hell are you guys do-doing?" Tommy questions. "Take a load off, rookie. You look you had a rough day." Priss says, pulling Tommy a chair. Tommy takes his seat. "Wanna hit?" Priss asks the rookie. "No thank you, sir. I'm goo-" Officer Frank pulls out a pistol and points it at Tommy, "Take the damn hit, ya fucking lightweight." Tommy jumps back in his seat, "Is that a fucking gun?!" "No shit!" Officer Frank snidely responds. "How'd you get your fins on a damn pistol? I thought we weren't allowed to carry those?" Tommy asks hysterically. "One of the perps of being one of the Community's finest." Priss responds. "Now take the toke." ""This is just wrong-" "You act as if we're committing a goddamn murder, rookie." "No, it's just that-" "Then take the fucking toke, take that harpoon out your ass and fucking burn that bra of your's right off! I'm saying this as your superior officer!" Priss orders. Tommy reluctantly takes the joint before taking a few puffs, choking on the smoke a bit, before passing it back to the chief. "Was that fucking hard?" Priss asks, motioning for Frank to lower his pistol. "Which reminds. Rookie!" Tommy coughs a bit, "Yes, sir?" "Relieve Sheriff Sandy from her duties and keep watch over the prisoner. You don't want any repeats of last night." "Yeah, earn those stripes and do something useful for once." Frank remarks. Tommy gets up and leaves the office. October 5th, 2012, Community Hospital, Commercial District, 7:03 PM We see Officer Nancy in her hospital bed, recovering from her injuries sustained during the fight at the precinct. She had been heavily sedated and has been upgraded to stable condition. She stirs around in her bed, slowly opening her eyes to see a figure standing at her bedside but the heavy sedation blurs her eyesight. The figure looked to be her sister from the looks of her silhouette. "M-Marcie?" Nancy let out. "I-I'm so glad y-you actually came to...to see me. You-You must be thinking that I...I fucked up badly...back there..." "Something along those lines." Even in her sedated state, Nancy could recognize that the voice she heard was not her sister's. She fully opened her eyes to see a pretty tall, slender figure in black looming over her. A feeling a fear and shock rushed over her as she caught a glimpse of the figure's head. It was Marcie's head, but shriveled, bloody and slightly decayed. The figure was crudely wearing Marcie's skin over its head like a mask. Nancy's heart monitor began beating out of control, as if she was suffering a heart attack. The scene fades to black right as the monitor stops beating. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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