Joe Biden Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Pretty self explanatory. You post a video to a song here and I rate and review it. I figured that would be a lot easier than analyzing a whole Top 100 Billboard chart. Not that I don't like hard stuff, but those kinds of lists take a long time and I need time to complete my schoolwork. So I just decided to make a regular music review thread and join the music review crew. Without further ado, let's do this!Michael Jackson-tier:SpoilerRed Hot Chili Peppers - Save the Population - 90 (AnimalBar) The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist - 89 (Bubblerock) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Readymade - 88 (AnimalBar) The Prodigy - Firestarter - 87 (Bubblerock) The Room Dubstep Remix - 87 (Fat Lenny) Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded - 86 (AnimalBar) The Prodigy - No Good (Start the Dance) - 83 (Bubblerock) The Prodigy - Out of Space - 80 (Bubblerock) The Prodigy - Voodoo People - 72 (Bubblerock)Nickelback-tier:SpoilerThe Most Unwanted Song - 69 (Fat Lenny) Ween - Baby Bitch - 67 (Fat Lenny) Omarion feat. Chris Brown & Jhene Aiko - Post to Be - 66 (Clappy) Jessie J feat. Ariana Grande & Nicki Minaj - Bang Bang - 55 (Man Ray) The Prodigy - Poison - 54 (Bubblerock) Kevin Federline-tier (AKA There is no hope for this song):SpoilerPrit Stik - 30 (Fat Lenny) Aphex Twin - Window Licker - 27 (Bubblerock) Franchi$e Baby - Haters on My Dick - 25 (Fat Lenny) Nicki Minaj - Anaconda - 15 (Wumbo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clappy Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Haha, Kevin Federline-tier. Review thissss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted April 24, 2015 Author Share Posted April 24, 2015 Okay, I'm not much of a fan of Chris Brown, but I can get into this song a little. I wouldn't put it up there with the best rap songs ever, but it sounds pretty cool. There's just one line that bothers me a little. I might let your boy chauffeur me But he got to eat the booty like groceries Yeah, that line made me a bit uncomfortable, but the rest of the song was okay. 80/100 Haha, Kevin Federline-tier. Review thissss: OH GOD THIS SONG Well, what do you think about it, Mr. Horse from Ren and Stimpy? But yeah, this song really disgusts me. I don't really like any of Nicki Minaj's rap songs. Her singing songs, I could care less for, but I really hate her rap songs, especially this one. I couldn't even watch the video and give it another view cause it sucked since the day I first heard it. There's something about Nicki Minaj's voice in this that annoys me, especially when she laughs. He love this fat ass HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAEHEAHEHAHEAHHEA Just.........just listen for yourself. It honestly baffles me how some people like this song. Perhaps they don't even care about the music just as long as it's about butts or something. The video is mostly porn and the music is unlistenable. Put them both together and it's a souffle of suck. This song is basically like an anaconda. It crawls up into your skin and will never leave. Except it needs to leave, right now. *resists the heavy urge to make a Crawling In My Skin joke* 15/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can you review Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Review this wonderful song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted April 24, 2015 Author Share Posted April 24, 2015 Can you review Bang Bang - Jessie J, Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj. He shot me down Bang bang I hit the ground Bang bang My baby shot me down.... This is such a great song. It gives me the chills every time I listen to-- Wait, he wasn't talking about Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra? Oh, boo. (Next time, post a video of the song before you request it, Storm) Anyway, I thought this song was pretty okay. Ariana is a great singer in this song and Nicki's part was actually a pretty great step up from "Anaconda". (Even though I still hate her with a burning passion...) But besides the chorus, there isn't anything really memorable about this song. And these lyrics are questionable. She got a body like an hourglass But I can give it to you all the time She got a booty like a Cadillac But I can send you into overdrive oh So yeah, this is an okay song. I don't think it's bad, but I don't think it's good either. 55/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 A lot of Prodigy songs: Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 He shot me down Bang bang I hit the ground Bang bang My baby shot me down.... This is such a great song. It gives me the chills every time I listen to-- Wait, he wasn't talking about Bang Bang by Nancy Sinatra? Oh, boo. (Next time, post a video of the song before you request it, Storm) Anyway, I thought this song was pretty okay. Ariana is a great singer in this song and Nicki's part was actually a pretty great step up from "Anaconda". (Even though I still hate her with a burning passion...) But besides the chorus, there isn't anything really memorable about this song. And these lyrics are questionable. She got a body like an hourglass But I can give it to you all the time She got a booty like a Cadillac But I can send you into overdrive oh So yeah, this is an okay song. I don't think it's bad, but I don't think it's good either. 55/100 dude where's haters on my dick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted April 24, 2015 Author Share Posted April 24, 2015 Review this wonderful song. Amazing music. This music is about taking dem haters and getting them off of your dick. In fact, anyone who hates this song is officially on my dick because Haters on My Dick is that great of a song.25/100 A lot of Prodigy songs: Spoiler Okay, new rule. You can only request up to three songs per post. Anyway, out of all these songs, Firebreather is my favorite so I'll choose that one. It's a pretty great song. Prodigy sounds kind of weird, but they're still pretty cool, I guess. And I love intense songs.87/100 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 well okay then 3 songs of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted April 26, 2015 Author Share Posted April 26, 2015 well okay then 3 songs of them 1st song: SpoilerHonestly, while this song does sound cool, hearing "I AM THE REMEDY" a bunch of times in the song gets too repetitive for me. 54/100 2nd song: SpoilerMan, the more I listen to this band, the more I start to get tired of it. I guess it's not my cup of tea. Or perhaps it's because I'm not too huge on electronic music That being said, this kinda sounds pretty cool. Not enough, though. 72/100 3rd song: SpoilerIt's a weird video and song. But I actually like it. 80/100 Outside of shows like South Park and SpongeBob, I've never heard what Ween sounded like. This song, I have mixed feelings for. I like the way it sounds and all, but it sounds kind of slow and dreary for a breakup song or whatever the song is supposed to be. Yeah, it's not one of my favorite Ween songs. 67/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgerpants Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 ONE more Prodigy song. And now for some other techno acts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Lenny Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 still waiting for a review of the tommy wiseau dubstep remix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wumbo Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 I'm waiting for a review of prit stik 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Expect to be bombarded with RHCP songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Sponge Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 IMO, a K-Fed-tier would just be a big fat zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Biden Posted June 1, 2015 Author Share Posted June 1, 2015 Okay, fine. But remember, too much requests = shorter reviews. ONE more Prodigy song. And now for some other techno acts. 1st song: I like it. The synth line at the beginning kinda reminds me of "Applause" by Lady Gaga and it's pretty catchy. 83/100 2nd song: Meh, this just isn't a song I can't get into. It sounds really really boring. 27/100 3rd song: Oh hey, it's a song I introduced you to. The video is really great and so is the song. 89/100 1st song: Ohai, Skrillex. Anyway, this song is like Lisa. It teared me apart and betrayed me. I would gladly send a dozen red roses to the person who made this remix. 87/100 2nd song: If you ask me, One Direction should call their song something else because this is truly the best song ever. I had no idea lawnmowers could make music, though. You learn something new every day. 30/100 3rd song: I have no words, but I have the incredible urge to shop at Walmart now. 69/100 Expect to be bombarded with RHCP songs 1st song: This song is pretty good. Although, it is Red Hot Chili Peppers. I find a lot of their songs good. 86/100 2nd song: Again, it's a pretty great Red Hot Chili Peppers song. 90/100 3rd song: Pretty good. The bass line to this song kinda reminds me of "Mountain Song" by Jane's Addiction, another great song. 88/100 Also, I'm moving "Post to Be" down to Nickelback-tier since it's not as good as it was post to be. 66/100 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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