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What are some movies you have no interest in seeing?


EVSPONGEFAN

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Whether they aren't your movie-style or the movie got terrible reviews, what are some that you tried to avoid?

For me, The Human Centipede. As much as I like horror movies, I feel like this one is way too high on gore. I don't even think I could sit through the whole movie! o.o

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Kinda tough for me because I want to see the critically reviled movies nearly as much as I want to see the good ones just because I want to see how bad they can be.

However if they look entirely forgettable ala most chick flicks, then an absolute pass.

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Cannibal Holocaust.

 

Actually a really well-made social commentary on mankind's tendency to view other cultures as inferior to theirs. And then they get dismembered by cannibals.

 

Uh, as for movies I don't feel like watching...SELF-AWARE B-MOVIES MAKE ME WANNA PUKE. If you're gonna be trashy, be trashy, don't go acting like "oh, we're so much more clever and/or sleeker than the movies we're paying homage too/lampooning!"

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Just... any of those Epic/Date/Disaster Movie movies, Superhero Movie excluded for actually being funny at points.

Oh god those movies  :angrytom:

I only saw the Bad Movie Beatdown review of Epic Movie, and even without the review, I can see every problem with those.

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Oh yes, I could not care less about the Friedberg/Seltzer parody movie franchise. After watching Epic Movie and clips of Meet the Spartans and Disaster Movie, I was like...

 

"...Yeah, that's enough."

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some other movies i dont want to see

-any torture porn (Saw, Hostel, etc.) for obvious reasons

-Human Centipede because obvi

-Shit Comedies (It's Pat, The Waterboy Little Nicky, and waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more) because they're shit

-Space Chimps 2, cuz first one was shit

-Wizard of Oz because it boring

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^the first Saw flick is actually pretty gnar, if you like psychological thrillers with a bit of splatter and giallo influence (like 'Se7en', I guess), i'd recommend it. 2 and 3 were okay but I stopped watching at that point.

 

I don't like overly sentimental movies, either, 'Stand by Me' being the only real big exception. Only honest sinema.

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-Shit Comedies (It's Pat, The Waterboy, and waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more) because they're shit

.....what did you just say about Adam Sandler's best comedy?

 

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.....what did you just say about Adam Sandler's best comedy?

 

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you mean happy gilmore

i mean, i guess it's not his worst comedies, and most of the worst adam sandler movies i actually had seen (including Jack and Jill, unfortunately)

but oh god It's Pat looks like  :angrytom:

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